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The End of an Era

And so, the reign of Empress Morgan the First came to a quiet and appropriately bizarre end. That is pure concentrated evil coming out of th...

Princess Morgan in the Land of Make Believe

We don't get it. Seriously, we don't get how this is considered a bathing suit. It looks like your standard slut uniform: Skin tight...

Bridal Wave

And Tropical Storm Morgan keeps rolling along, destroying everything in her wake. Poor Jay. It's to his credit that he didn't have a...

MORGANZA!!!!!!!

We told you she was crazy, didn't we? They should've just stapled a wig to her head. What she needs? She needs to up her dosage, tha...

Ciao, Vanessa!

"Oh fuck, did I just say that out loud?" We didn't think she was the one who needed to go, but unfortunately, she didn't s...

The Rest of the Rest

And the retro train keeps rolling along. Funny how each designer seemed to pick a decade. Alexandra: 1930s, Austin: 1950s, Wendy: 1960s and ...

The Rest of the Rest

Ew. We guess it's supposed to be somewhat tongue-in-cheek but frankly, it's bordering on the vulgar and again, we're surprised t...