MORGANZA!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 29, 2006 by




We told you she was crazy, didn't we? They should've just stapled a wig to her head.


What she needs? She needs to up her dosage, that's what she needs.

We like the "Go down and get her." Like she's an unruly dog or something.


This will now officially be known as the Drama Sofa. It turns designers into weeping Mexican soap opera heroines and it makes models go all fetal.


Doesn't he look like a housewife in a commercial discussing just why Downy Dryer Sheets are better for her family?


We can't imagine why the show didn't lead to more work for her. She's got "supermodel" written all over her, right?


"It's gonna be gorgeous! Don't worry about it! You're fabulous!"


"Jesus. And they call me a drama queen."




[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG the first to comment! What a treat! Well I must say Morganza as the CRAZIEST fucking model I have ever seen, no wonder her agency dropped her! Poor Austin having to deal with her, Jay t least knew how to handle her....well....sort of.

Anonymous said...

Morganza is CRAZY! Should be institutionalized crazy.

She scares me. >.< *meep*

Nicole said...

Was Morgan dressing that way to be ironic, or was she really a Catholic schoolgirl by day, crazy-fucking-model by night?

Anonymous said...

she's not aesthetically pleasing. almost ugly.

Anonymous said...

I love Morgan. This is the kind of crazy I want to see. (Andy, Rucker, are you listening?)

I miss seeing the runthrough sequences they only showed in S1. S1 had a much more real, slapdash feel. It's become much too slick for my taste.

Anonymous said...

"Doesn't he look like a housewife in a commercial discussing just why Downy Dryer Sheets are better for her family?"

That is so funny. LOL. Now everyone in the office thinks I'm crazy. They don't watch the show so they don't get it.

Anonymous said...

Bwah-ha-ha-ha-ha! The drama sofa.

Anonymous said...

IMO, Morganza was as much of a star as anyone from the first season. Bitch may be crazy, but she can work the shit out of the runway. Besides, isn't crazy, drunken, unpredictable behavior merely acceptable from a model? At least she never attacked anyone with a cell phone!

Vic said...

This episode represented the pivotal turning point for me: I became a RAGING PR 1 fan from this moment on.

The dramas in Seasons 2 & 3 rarely rivaled this episode, which to me had it all--Nora & Morgan meltdowns, Kevin's browbeating, an impatient Austin (murdering elevator buttons), Vanessa's verbal suicide, Jay's glee, Kara's "I'm above this all" air.

Love it. Love it.

And tonight we're watching another one of my favorite episodes: The Bridal Gown challenge. Wheee!

Anonymous said...

I love how y'all are doing this retro-runway rewind. Fabulous. Morganza...hahahaha...damn the first season was the best - featuring Wendy Pepper in really bad eye makeup.

Maureen said...

It's disparaging to real make-up to lump it in the same category as the finger paint Wendy wore during S1.

eric3000 said...

The greatest part is that they barely changed the color of her hair! They ended up adding all this fake darker hair so they should have just put her in a wig and been done with it. A Little Orphan Annie wig would have been good.

Anonymous said...

Morgan is a mess. I don't understand why the designers keep using her.

Anonymous said...

I felt bad for Austin, but at the same time, the team could've chosen one of the other two models instead. Why add stress with this crazy bitch?

Anonymous said...

"This will now officially be known as the Drama Sofa. It turns designers into weeping Mexican soap opera heroines and it makes models go all fetal."

Hilarious!! And Eric is right, they barely changed the color of her hair. What a drama-queen!

Anonymous said...

I miss Morgan.

And I love Austen. My freind and I had a discussion about him today while we were watching a movie in English.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure Morgan is a lot of fun to hang around with, but I would never hire her as a model. She wouldn't last a day in the industry.

Anonymous said...

Morgan is a mess but the bitch can walk. She strutted down the runway like Marie Antoinette, looking gorgeous.

Anonymous said...

Well, she certainly left a lasting impression on the viewers. I was talking to some of my friends about Season 1 and Project Runway, and the first thing they said was "Remember Morgan? Crazy Morgan?"

DolceLorenzo said...

"Doesn't he look like a housewife in a commercial discussing just why Downy Dryer Sheets are better for her family?"

You boys never fail to make me laugh. That is so funny.

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Morgan is still working as a model?

bungle said...

I thought Morgan really sold Austen's design. The camera LOVES her even when she's messin' around.


This is the first time I've watched S1 and I really dig it. Big huge proppers to the Founding Designers!

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAQ!!! This is vintage bitchery and fabu screen shots. Fantabulous job! I had tears running down my face by the end. Snarkarific!

Anonymous said...

in this epidoe we can see the whole scene where they have their runway show! that's interesting

Anonymous said...

Wait, this is the fourth episode and they are showing an unfinished set that isn't even carpeted yet? What gives?????

Suzanne said...

Morgan. Wonder what she was drinking/smoking/shooting?

Anonymous said...

OH. MY. GOD. This post is hilarious.
The screen captions are the best.

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

Does anyone know if Morgan is still working as a model?"

She's still working and she's still crazy. I'll see if I can find pictures of her.

Anonymous said...

"Ms. Place said...
This episode represented the pivotal turning point for me: I became a RAGING PR 1 fan from this moment on."

Same here. Season 1 is still my favorite season.

Anonymous said...

Rampant lack of professionalism, if you ask me. I'm a model and I wouldn't dream of doing anything along those lines. They'd fire my ass in a second.

Anonymous said...

Best post for Season 1 so far, guys. Fucking hysterical!!!!

Anonymous said...

Christie, guess you get away with a lot of rampant stuff when you are getting paid ZERO! You get what you pay for (pardon my preposition.)

morgan said...

to all you haters you have no idea who i am this was an awful time in my life i was suffering deeply and in no condition to be on a reality show but was advised by my agent who also managed heidi klum that it was something i could not pass on. take your own personal inventory before you decide to blog your judgments im guessing if a camera was following you around when you were going thru hard times you would be biting your tongue oh anD btw my walk is mean and i bring it to shoots ive walked the runways in paris milan new york and madrid for the biggest designers shot for top m agazine editorials had done campaigns for versace benetton abercrombie dooney and burke barbara bui mac make up shot was in a maybelline commercial