I'm seeing a Hermès diaper bag and a TSE cashmere receiving blanket. Some Krug Clos de Mesnil for the baby's bottle and a diamond incrusted rattle from Harry Winston....take that, Vincent.
You boys are bad, bad, bad and probably deserve to spank each other. Yes, it IS FABULOUSLY funny. Speaking of bad, bad, bad, I just discovered your other little Laura Bennett time bomb among the links to the designer's web sites. Talk about snarky! LOL.
I think a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue for when the baby starts teething. Bombay Sapphire for the dear ol' dad and, oh, I don't know, Grammy looks like she would enjoy a nice bottle of Heitz Martha's Vineyard Reserve, maybe '77?
Hahahahahahahahaha! This is just so wrong on so many fabulously snarky levels. Y'all are going straight to hell. I just hope there's room for me in your handbasket.
I am not completely sure Laura gives birth like the rest of humanity (oh, by the way, I do LOVE HER!!!!)... I mean 5 kids already and she has a figure that Twiggy would envy.
Oh well, maybe her breasts will get larger and we will stop seeing her bare her breast bone (I love the graphic of her on your invitation).
It seemed to me that in the last episode, they edited her to be less bitchy (and "bitchy" is never a pejorative) because of the pregnancy. Could this be the beginning of the kinder, gentler Laura? Please, God, no. That's the sort of thing that keeps me awake nights.
My parents own a liquor store so I'd have to bring some Belvedere, Chopin, and Pravda. Perhaps some Remy Martin XO too.
I'm totally snagging some Dexedrine for her kids though. I wish I had that stuff when I was a kid. If she gains ANY baby weight, it'll take care of it lickety split. ~Ninjarina
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OMG I can't stop laughing!!! That is HILARIOUS. You guys are too much.
I LOVE the graphic. To quote Kayne, "Loveitloveitloveit!"
I so adore you PRGayBoys ... you are a staple of my day.
I'm there. I'll bring a Glenfiddich and a Grey Goose.
I'll invest the emotional energy to attend!
The neckline is the perfect depth!
I'll bring the booze basket. It's going to be fabulous!
Please never stop blogging. You guys are a snarky ray of bliss. Daily.
Would Percoset be too blue collar? For the children, I mean...
LOVE. HER. Very funny, PRGBs.
This woman is awesome. No blathering sentimentality here. She'll just pop 'em out and throw 'em in a pile with the others.
Refreshing. Candid. Modern.
ROFL. The picture is perfect. She'd love this. You guys have such an awesome writing style and an amazing sense of humor. Keep up the good work.
Seeing this has been the highlight of my day. Awesome, guys.
I am waiting at my mailbox for my invitation!!! Bravo!!
I'm seeing a Hermès diaper bag and a TSE cashmere receiving blanket. Some Krug Clos de Mesnil for the baby's bottle and a diamond incrusted rattle from Harry Winston....take that, Vincent.
What should I wear????
(maybe Robert BEST would be interested in dressing me...I mean designing for me :D ).
You boys are bad, bad, bad and probably deserve to spank each other. Yes, it IS FABULOUSLY funny. Speaking of bad, bad, bad, I just discovered your other little Laura Bennett time bomb among the links to the designer's web sites. Talk about snarky! LOL.
I think a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue for when the baby starts teething. Bombay Sapphire for the dear ol' dad and, oh, I don't know, Grammy looks like she would enjoy a nice bottle of Heitz Martha's Vineyard Reserve, maybe '77?
yall are so wrong!!!?
KEEP IT UP!
Hahahahahahahahaha! This is just so wrong on so many fabulously snarky levels. Y'all are going straight to hell. I just hope there's room for me in your handbasket.
"Yeah, I said it! said...
yall are so wrong!!!?
KEEP IT UP! "
Snort! I especially loved the little question mark added there. Nice touch esp. since Laura's T shirt for PR is a big ol' "?"!
I'll bring the Chateau d'Yquem. I'm just not sure what vintage.
Love the dress in the invitation. Spot on perfect.
i just have to ask: what were you two doing before the show ever premiered? it seems like you were BORN to do this!
absolutely love the graphic!
Do you think Laura owns a pair of riding boots and jodhpurs because they have pony rides at her kids' birthdays?
I am not completely sure Laura gives birth like the rest of humanity (oh, by the way, I do LOVE HER!!!!)... I mean 5 kids already and she has a figure that Twiggy would envy.
Oh well, maybe her breasts will get larger and we will stop seeing her bare her breast bone (I love the graphic of her on your invitation).
Brian
It seemed to me that in the last episode, they edited her to be less bitchy (and "bitchy" is never a pejorative) because of the pregnancy. Could this be the beginning of the kinder, gentler Laura? Please, God, no. That's the sort of thing that keeps me awake nights.
is she registered at Baby LV?
I'm bringing Mad Dog 20/20 and Boone's. You know Laura likes to get a little drrrrty sometimes.
I like her, but then I'm a fellow New Yorker.
I am so coming to this. Where are the directions? How do I RSVP?
Great just great. One more hipster kid between me and the bakery counter at Dean and Deluca.
God, you bitches RULE! This post tops them all.
Jose Cuervo?! No way! Laura's fam looks like they're into Herradurra Reposado or Anejo...straight, in trendy stylee tequila footers.
I'm bringing! =D
My parents own a liquor store so I'd have to bring some Belvedere, Chopin, and Pravda. Perhaps some Remy Martin XO too.
I'm totally snagging some Dexedrine for her kids though. I wish I had that stuff when I was a kid. If she gains ANY baby weight, it'll take care of it lickety split.
~Ninjarina
Can you please post a sound file of Laura saying "i'll just throw this one on top of the pile with the rest of them"
i beg you.
I seriously almost passed a kidney stone because I laughed so hard at this.
OMG - I'm so there!
Wanna see Angela try to give her a baby snuggly made all of granny circles
(LOVE this Blog - keep up the good work Boys!!!)
Perfection. Hope her girlfriends read this and copy it verbatim.
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