Shhhhh! It's a Secret!

Monday, August 28, 2006 by






41 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG I can't stop laughing!!! That is HILARIOUS. You guys are too much.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE the graphic. To quote Kayne, "Loveitloveitloveit!"

Anonymous said...

I so adore you PRGayBoys ... you are a staple of my day.

Anonymous said...

I'm there. I'll bring a Glenfiddich and a Grey Goose.

Irene Done said...

I'll invest the emotional energy to attend!

Tanèa said...

DAMMIT!!
I wanted to bring the Grey Goose.

Oh well, guess I'll settle for bringing some Tequila..some Jose Cuervo perhaps?

Laura looks like the type of preggy mother (judging by the vid-bio with her children) to chain smoke & drink heavily while carrying.

And since she's a good ole southern girl at heart...
I'll supply the "Moon Shine" for her..with "Bad Mommy" engraved on the side of the flask.

Katyola said...

The neckline is the perfect depth!

Anonymous said...

I'll bring the booze basket. It's going to be fabulous!

lemniscus said...

Please never stop blogging. You guys are a snarky ray of bliss. Daily.

Would Percoset be too blue collar? For the children, I mean...

Anonymous said...

LOVE. HER. Very funny, PRGBs.

Anonymous said...

This woman is awesome. No blathering sentimentality here. She'll just pop 'em out and throw 'em in a pile with the others.

Refreshing. Candid. Modern.

Anonymous said...

ROFL. The picture is perfect. She'd love this. You guys have such an awesome writing style and an amazing sense of humor. Keep up the good work.

Limecrete said...

Seeing this has been the highlight of my day. Awesome, guys.

Hanje Richards said...

I am waiting at my mailbox for my invitation!!! Bravo!!

Washington Cube said...

I'm seeing a Hermès diaper bag and a TSE cashmere receiving blanket. Some Krug Clos de Mesnil for the baby's bottle and a diamond incrusted rattle from Harry Winston....take that, Vincent.

katiecoo said...

What should I wear????

(maybe Robert BEST would be interested in dressing me...I mean designing for me :D ).

Chiro Board Watcher said...

You boys are bad, bad, bad and probably deserve to spank each other. Yes, it IS FABULOUSLY funny. Speaking of bad, bad, bad, I just discovered your other little Laura Bennett time bomb among the links to the designer's web sites. Talk about snarky! LOL.

Gorgeous Things said...

I think a bottle of Johnny Walker Blue for when the baby starts teething. Bombay Sapphire for the dear ol' dad and, oh, I don't know, Grammy looks like she would enjoy a nice bottle of Heitz Martha's Vineyard Reserve, maybe '77?

PRGayBoyzLuvr said...

Oh Katiecoo, if you can talk Robert into designing for you, can I tag along? I wanna RB design tooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

Oh and guys, as my name implies, I ADORE you 2 and you simply MUST find something else to blog about after PR is over or my days will be so dreadfully dreary and boring!

Love you, love you, love YOU!

Rue St. Vincent said...

yall are so wrong!!!?
KEEP IT UP!

Kate said...

Hahahahahahahahaha! This is just so wrong on so many fabulously snarky levels. Y'all are going straight to hell. I just hope there's room for me in your handbasket.

katiecoo said...

"Yeah, I said it! said...

yall are so wrong!!!?
KEEP IT UP! "

Snort! I especially loved the little question mark added there. Nice touch esp. since Laura's T shirt for PR is a big ol' "?"!

The Scarlett said...

I'll bring the Chateau d'Yquem. I'm just not sure what vintage.

Love the dress in the invitation. Spot on perfect.

Anonymous said...

i just have to ask: what were you two doing before the show ever premiered? it seems like you were BORN to do this!

Bie said...

absolutely love the graphic!

Anonymous said...

Do you think Laura owns a pair of riding boots and jodhpurs because they have pony rides at her kids' birthdays?

Anonymous said...

I am not completely sure Laura gives birth like the rest of humanity (oh, by the way, I do LOVE HER!!!!)... I mean 5 kids already and she has a figure that Twiggy would envy.

Oh well, maybe her breasts will get larger and we will stop seeing her bare her breast bone (I love the graphic of her on your invitation).

Brian

anapestic said...

It seemed to me that in the last episode, they edited her to be less bitchy (and "bitchy" is never a pejorative) because of the pregnancy. Could this be the beginning of the kinder, gentler Laura? Please, God, no. That's the sort of thing that keeps me awake nights.

Anonymous said...

is she registered at Baby LV?

Anonymous said...

I'm bringing Mad Dog 20/20 and Boone's. You know Laura likes to get a little drrrrty sometimes.

I like her, but then I'm a fellow New Yorker.

dpaste said...

I am so coming to this. Where are the directions? How do I RSVP?

Bob Speck said...

Great just great. One more hipster kid between me and the bakery counter at Dean and Deluca.

The Enforcer said...

God, you bitches RULE! This post tops them all.

Jose Cuervo?! No way! Laura's fam looks like they're into Herradurra Reposado or Anejo...straight, in trendy stylee tequila footers.
I'm bringing! =D

Anonymous said...

My parents own a liquor store so I'd have to bring some Belvedere, Chopin, and Pravda. Perhaps some Remy Martin XO too.

I'm totally snagging some Dexedrine for her kids though. I wish I had that stuff when I was a kid. If she gains ANY baby weight, it'll take care of it lickety split.
~Ninjarina

Anonymous said...

Can you please post a sound file of Laura saying "i'll just throw this one on top of the pile with the rest of them"

i beg you.

Anonymous said...

I seriously almost passed a kidney stone because I laughed so hard at this.

andrabell said...

Best invite EVER!

Anonymous said...

OMG - I'm so there!

Wanna see Angela try to give her a baby snuggly made all of granny circles

(LOVE this Blog - keep up the good work Boys!!!)

first mate cheshire said...

did you here that bit about "i'll throw it on the pile with the others"???


i was like, wtf?

psion9999 said...

So. Funny. Peed. Pants. Wait.... not wearing pants. Peed. Chair. Love. You. Guys. :)

Anonymous said...

Perfection. Hope her girlfriends read this and copy it verbatim.