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Poompa

In case you were wondering what floats in an Oompa Loompa's toilet bowl... Now you know. We admit, we (like most sane people) have a bia...

Barbie! Now with "Aging Call Girl" and "Foundation Garment" clothing sets!

We were both ready to go into this with an "Oh, Marla's dress wasn't that bad" approach. Then we got the screencaps. Holy...

Meet Barbie's Cousins: Cliche and Ruche!

We just cannot come to an agreement on this one, kittens. Lorenzo thinks it's girly and fabulous and beautifully made and perfectly Barb...

Two more: Daniel V. and Diana

Not so much. On the one hand, we're trying to remember that we are not actually pre-teen girls and therefore, not particularly qualified...

TOO DAMN MANY BARBIE DRESSES!

Anyone else think the front of Daniel's dress looked an awful lot like the back of Chloe's last week? We're surprised no one ca...

Big Girly Girls

We thought this was cute. It was a little dated and maybe a little too traditionally Barbie, but Emmett did a great job of making a flirty, ...

To hell with the kids, I'm going SURFING!

This one has a special place in the annals of dresses that were totally inappropriate for their challenge. We don't know WHAT Raymundo ...