Darlings, this is MAJUH.

Thursday, December 27, 2007 by
The NY Daily News reports that "Heidi Klum has just about persuaded Victoria Beckham to be a judge on the finale of this season's 'Project Runway,' we hear."


Shoot for Elle magazine. The silk chiffon and organza dress is by Zac Posen and the cropped feathered jacket is by Sonia Rykiel. The wedge pumps are by Nicholas Kirkwood.

Doesn't "wedge pump" sound vaguely like a sexual aid?

We're not the biggest fans of celebrity judges. Even though SJP was fantastic, Parker Posey and Debra Messing left us cold. Posh, on the other hand...I mean, come ON. That promises to be reality television GOLD. We're hoping that the prospect of having to sit next to THE BODY will force her into a rushed boob augmentation and she shows up with tits up to her neck.

If we weren't rooting for Christian to make it to the final 3 before, we are DEFINITELY rooting for Princess now because Posh will be all over his nut.

Of course, much like SJP, Posh has got shit to sell. She has her own clothing line, dVb. Check out the site, which is almost completely devoid of content and has the soon-to-be-immortal line "Denim news to follow shortly" in lieu of actual pictures of any of her so-called "designs."

We're being unnecessarily bitchy (shocking), though. We really do think she'd be a lot of fun. Sure, she dresses mostly like an alien or a muppet (sometimes both) but the bitch definitely puts it out there stylewise and she tends to be fairly entertaining on-camera. We expect major bitchery issuing forth from her tightly pulled face.

[Photo: Elle magazine]

125 comments:

Anonymous said...

I like her. She knows she's camp and she doesn't take herself seriously.

Posh and Princess Puffysleaves (just rolls off the tongue doesn't it) are made for each other.

Anonymous said...

Is there such a thing as "unnecessarily bitchy?" I hope not, at least not on Project Rungay.

Mom said...

What a horrible photo! No wonder you didn't credit the photographer. Really.

That said, though, I never gave her much (positive) thought until I caught a bit of that TV special (was it on Bravo?) of her moving to LA -- and you know what? I didn't not like her anymore after seeing that. That luncheon with the drunken Hollywood housewives/plastic-surgery-addicts was priceless.

But who do we think is tinier -- Posh or Princess P? I just don't know!

Andreas said...

i dont know about anybody else, but i am SO EXCITED about this news. it would be so much fun, and she'd be the bitchiest guest judge ever - and who doesn't love posh british bitchery on tv? what's not to love about a woman who says that she's always known Joan Collins is her real mother in her book. i am positively antsy now.

DolceLorenzo said...

BEST NEWS EVER! I hope it's true! She's MAJUHLY fabulous!!

Anonymous said...

"That promises to be reality television GOLD."

Absolutely! I'm with you guys on this one.

Anonymous said...

oh my god, "denim news to follow shortly" - just snorted coffee through my sinuses. Thanks for the link, it's just hilarious over there at dVb.

Keep on being fabulous, boys! Victoria Beckham, meh. Zak Posen dress with those shoes, yech.

Posh with my personal fave, Elisa! Watch Elisa try and explain herself, dreamy! Another reason to keep her in.

Anonymous said...

What's with the bottom of those shoes? Is that the "wedge" part?
Love Posh. Can she bring hubbie?

Anonymous said...

Oh, and welcome back guys! Hope you had a lovely hols.

Anonymous said...

YAY!!! The boys are back!!!!
Fab! I would love that! I watched her show and she was hilarious!

Anonymous said...

She needs to bring her hot husband!!

kath said...

I think Posh would be fun for a challenge but not the finale. These people are trying to build legitimate careers here, and celebrity finale judges take away from that. Fern Mallis was excellent last season. She has the credentials to be taken seriously in the industry and therefore the finalists are taken more seriously. Having Posh judging would turn the entire thing into a kitschy game show. Like I said, great for a fun challenge. I would totally LOVE to see her with the Princess, but on a challenge, not the big finish.

Unknown said...

As great a guest judge Posh would be, I feel she'd be really wasted as a judge for the finale.

The finale judges just go to Fashion Week and give their opinions during final judging, while a challenge with, say, SJP really got to show how she thinks about fashion as it relates to her, or to her designer line.

I'd love for Posh to be the judge of the penultimate episode, where the final 4 would have to design an outfit for her to wear somewhere outrageous. What they'd come up with for her would be terrific, especially if it were, say, Elisa, Christian and Chris March.

Anonymous said...

Kathy and Patrick, I agree, Posh wasted on finale judging. what a zzzzzz that would be.

Why didn't they airbrush that photo more? Her collarbone frightens me.

Anonymous said...

Well it's clear that you want us to think this is fabulous, but I think it's gross.

Anonymous said...

Newsflash: It already IS a "kitschy game show."

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

She needs to bring her hot husband!!"

YES!!! How about an underwear challenge? That would be HOT!

Anonymous said...

She couldn't be any worse than Debra Messing and Parker Posey. I don't like the woman, but she is a trendsetter, and I think she would have interesting things to say about the collections.

P.S. I missed you boys! All my friends were talking about the EW magazine mention of your blog.

Anonymous said...

I absolutley LOVE Victoria Beckham, shes amazing, I love her style,hair and just her as a person and everything, shes great!

Anonymous said...

LOVE HER!

Anonymous said...

Victoria Beckham is a fashion icon; she started with her amazing jeans for Rock & Republic, and now has her dVb line. She's always wearing the most amazing designers She knows fashion!

Anonymous said...

It's all about ratings, and a LOT of people would watch the show just to see Posh.

Bill said...

Total stunt casting.

Her appeal (camp or otherwise) is completely lost on me.

Anonymous said...

Well, as long as we're throwing
away any pretense of professionalism in the fashion industry (I mean look at the challenges over the years). Oh, and except for our beloved Tim...
why not Posh Spice? They will need to have EMTs on hand though, or surgeons, maybe mechanics?

TED said...

After seeing the Bravo reality special on V. Beckham, I have to say she seems like a decent, down-to-earth person. I'm not sure she'd really be all that bitchy. She was nice to Perez Hilton, for heaven's sake. Besides, the regular judges don't seem to have any trouble bringing the bitchy. I'd much rather see someone really knowledgable, like maybe DVF or another well known designer.

Posh does have great legs, though.

Anonymous said...

You people are really shallow and self-serving. Benezir Bhutto is assasinated today, which puts hope of Democracy in Pakistan in jeopardy. But you have nothing better than drivel to talk about.

Anonymous said...

You heard the man, people! Something BAD happened today! We must all talk about it and NOTHING ELSE!

Anonymous said...

oops... what happened? did you just fall into the wrong blog?

Unknown said...

What a horrible idea. The final episode should be judged only by professionals in the design industry. It's too important a decision to made by someone as hideous as Victoria Beckham. I think that's an insult to the talents of the designers who make it to the final 3.

Anonymous said...

Ick. Shark-jumping maneuver, if true. Probably good for ratings, but terrible for the designers.

The Enforcer said...

Actually, I think this is a pretty decent idea. Did you see her show where she was at the DMV taking her license pic? She totally pulled a "blue steel" and then wanted a retake and retouching. Hilarious!

Posh might be a little too thin and too plastic for her own good, but damn, she's entertaining. I'd love to see her on the show. =)

Anonymous said...

You people are really shallow and self-serving. Benezir Bhutto is assasinated today, which puts hope of Democracy in Pakistan in jeopardy. But you have nothing better than drivel to talk about.

If you want to talk about the assasination (which all of us will certainly agree was terrible), why are you on a reality television blog?

Seth said...

Posh surprised me with her NBC special. She was totally not like I expected her to be. She realizes that she shouldn't take herself too seriously. I actually like her now. Plus her HOT ass husband doesn't hurt either.

Anonymous said...

What's with the Posh as Fashion Icon-ish posts? ewwww! If so, Fashion Iconicity is very easily come by these days. I find her just the kind of trendoid/starved/injected "personality" that is destined for whatever you might call NON-Iconicity but rather the "where are they now" pages in 2020.

Current Fashion Icons - discuss?

Anonymous said...

i kind of resent some of those comments, boys! she doesn't dress like a Muppet or an alien! :D she's chic and fashionable, with a little twist.

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Anonymous said...

I was hoping that since she was moving to LA that she would be considered to guest judge. The finale's perfect for her.

MAY-JUH!

Anonymous said...

She doesn't do anything for me, so I'd agree with others that she could make a fun guest judge but the finale is better suited for a professional. Loved Fern Mallis last year (Parker Posey and Debra Messing, eh...).

Anonymous said...

I got her book for Christmas. She'll be a great guest host! I'd love to see David judge with her just because I'd love to hear him speak.

Anonymous said...

Kathy said...
I think Posh would be fun for a challenge but not the finale. These people are trying to build legitimate careers here, and celebrity finale judges take away from that. Fern Mallis was excellent last season. She has the credentials to be taken seriously in the industry and therefore the finalists are taken more seriously. Having Posh judging would turn the entire thing into a kitschy game show. Like I said, great for a fun challenge. I would totally LOVE to see her with the Princess, but on a challenge, not the big finish.

12:00 PM

I agree. If for some God-awful reason the producers/HK want Posh as a judge, do it for one challenge, and not the whole ball of fabric.

gacm said...

You people are really shallow and self-serving. Benezir Bhutto is assasinated today, which puts hope of Democracy in Pakistan in jeopardy. But you have nothing better than drivel to talk about.

Strange but true...... people can do more than one thing in a day. I listened to the BBC special report on that on the way to work this morning, then went home to the kids a few hours later, now I'm checking the blog while they nap because the fablous T and Lo are back from the holidays, and I can't wait for my husband to get home to see what he thinks about the situation in Pakistan. It is called being well-rounded.

Anonymous said...

fab new! but don't they know how to keep a secret? i like surprises.

Anonymous said...

gacm...this is an entertainment blog.

bitchesdye said...

sigh. When does PR Canada come out on DVD?

Thombeau said...

This all makes perfect sense to me. What fun!

GothamTomato said...

Forget about clutching your pearls; clutch your botox!

I saw that in the Daily News & wondered if you bitches would mention it. And after what Heidi said about David Beckham, I'm expecting some flying fur.

I have no problem with celebrity judging, as long as they're real celebrities (and not just nitwits who are famous for nothing - ala the Hiltons).

My only problem with Parker Posey is, she goes through the 12 items & under/express lane at Trader Joe's on 14th street, with a cart full of groceries. The bitch.

--GothamTomato

GothamTomato said...

P.S.- The wedge is a sexual aid. And so is the pump. Maybe the Brits have found a way to combine them. If so, God save the Queen! (All of them!)

--GothamTomato

Gorgeous Things said...

Oh, fingers are crossed! You know what would be utterly posh (pun intended)? Posh and Iman on the judges' bench. That would be bitchery of the highest, and most fashionable, order!

Sewing Siren said...

I must say I was really disappointed when I read this. I don't think Posh really knows much about fashion except expensive = good.
If the designers had to make an outfit for her, for the final challenge, that would be okay.
I don't really "get" what she's supposed to be though.

mjude said...

i would rather see Posh than parker posey. i am still trying to figure out why she was a judge & also debra messing?


glad you are back boys during this post xmas blues....

Anonymous said...

TLo! Glad you're back from what I'm sure was a fabulous holiday!

hmmmm....Posh? Sorry, not a fan. (Don't shoot me!) SJP-her, I love!

What kind of an episode would I love to see? Why, our very own TLo dishing out a challenge!

NahnCee said...

I don't understand Posh - can't wrap my mind around her scrawny little shanks and plastered-on fabulosity. If you have to try that hard, you ain't.

I'd like to see a challenge involving the Olsen Twins. They're every bit as much trendsetters as Ms. P. Maybe a challenge interpreting the inner being-ness of each Olsen, so onlookers could tell which is which at a glance.

Anonymous said...

lynette said...
What kind of an episode would I love to see? Why, our very own TLo dishing out a challenge!


OOOOOOH!! Me too! Let's start a petition!

Anonymous said...

Meh.

The perfect choice for the whole PR4 meh season.

I would much rather it be TLo to be honest.

Anonymous said...

I think it's a bad idea. This woman is nothing! What the heck does she know about fashion? I hope it's not true.

Anonymous said...

Gosh, she looks awful in that dress and hideous emo-like jacket.

Anonymous said...

Fabulous! I so hope it's true. Do you have any idea how many designers would do anything for the opportunity to have Posh near their designs?

Anonymous said...

Brett said...

I was hoping that since she was moving to LA that she would be considered to guest judge. The finale's perfect for her.


I totally agree. She knows fashion better than most celebrities out there.

Anonymous said...

I'm VERY excited about this news. It's a shame that it's already out there, but Bravo can't seem to keep anything a secret. I know most people here don't agree, but I think she'd be a perfect judge.

Alex! said...

She terrifies me and my penis.

Anonymous said...

"Alex! said...

She terrifies me and my penis."


LOL. You crack me up, Alex!

lisasabatier said...

Oh what fun, and I'm with you, go Princess P!!

Anonymous said...

those are the ugliest shoes I have ever seen.

I don't think I have ever heard Posh speak...Bring it on!

anyone who married Beck's has got to have good taste ;P

Anonymous said...

It would be fantastic! It's a reality show, folks! If you want real fashion, go buy a Vogue or something.

Anonymous said...

To all Posh haters: She's fashion forward and that's what you need to be to determine the "next great American designer."

Anonymous said...

Not a Posh fan so would prefer someone else. Actually, I'd like to see Fern Mallis judge every PR finale. No one knows fashion better than she does.

Anonymous said...

It's easy to look at her as "just" a celebrity judge, but whether you personally like her or not, most up and coming designers would KILL for the opportunity to have her look at their work. The woman is a fashionista and yes, quite often to us lowly peons, that means she looks like a crazy person dressed her, but anyone who has Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour on speed dial has earned her spot as a guest judge.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

It's easy to look at her as "just" a celebrity judge, but whether you personally like her or not, most up and coming designers would KILL for the opportunity to have her look at their work. The woman is a fashionista and yes, quite often to us lowly peons, that means she looks like a crazy person dressed her, but anyone who has Karl Lagerfeld and Anna Wintour on speed dial has earned her spot as a guest judge."

EXACTLY! All she needs to do is to wear one of their designs and they're instantly famous. Look at Lebanese designer Elie Saab, for example, who became a household name overnight after he dressed Halle Berry for the Oscars in 2002.

Anonymous said...

As the designers...they would be jumping up and down if that was true.

Anonymous said...

Parkey Posey I liked. She at least seemed to have an opinion that was informed.

Debra Messing was a totally disaster. Like a gushing school girl who seemed to be in over her head.

Fern Mallis was the best judge. Honest without being bitchy.

Posh? Not sure about the finale but definitely a challenge judge.

I wouldn't mind bringing Fern back.Or how about Givenchy? Now that would be great!!

Lilithcat said...

I think it's a horrible idea. The guest judge for the finale ought to be someone who knows about fashion (Beckham knows nothing about it other than how to pay for it - "don't-make the designers give it to you") and the fashion business.

Bring back Fern Mallis!

GothamTomato said...

Obviously, the best choice for a finals judge would be Tim. But maybe he wants to stay above the fray.

--GothamTomato

Anonymous said...

I don't get it. People go on and on about SJP and what a great judge she was, that she's a fashion icon, that she should be the finale judge blah blah blah...I mean what's the difference between her and Posh? They're both celebrities with lots of money, free designer clothes and a stylist (or several) telling them what to wear.

Anonymous said...

Who cares? You know it's La Nina who decides who the winner is anyway.

Anonymous said...

And I bet it's going to be either Rami or Christian.

Anonymous said...

Still not sure why SJP and Posh Robot are considered icons but different strokes for different folks, I guess. I agree with everyone who has previously stated she would be a poor choice for the finale, way too gimmicky. Better choices: Fern Mallis or Diane von Furstenberg.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather see Posh than The Dutchess' Mum!
Happy New Year

Mom said...

Agreed that Fern was a very good and well-informed judge, but let's pause to consider if these finale guest judges really have any impact at all on the outcome.

And if they do have an impact, that means we've got Fern to blame for Jeffrey, Parker to thank for Jay, and Debra, well, I didn't hate the Chloe decision but, IMO, it was an all-around weak finale and I've always thought Chloe had the most professional collection out of that group.

Bottom line, it's about the "bottom line." Fern probably didn't add anything to it, and look at the fab publicity they're already pulling in by dangling the prospect of Posh! Those Bravo execs may be idiots, but they're not stupid.

GothamTomato said...

I'd have to second a lot of what Agnes Gooch just said.

The reality is, this is reality TV. The qualifications of the guest judge don't really matter all that much to the legitimacy of the outcome. What de-legitimizes the content of the finals is the way the final 3 are not all the most qualified designers.

In each season, there has been one finalist who did NOT deserve to be there, but was there clearly, only, because of the agitation they caused, and the producers ideas that this made for 'good TV'. They were pushed along because of that & accidentally ended up in the finals. Fairness & talent are not always the deciding factors.

That is why Wendy, Santino & Jeffrey were in the finals. None of them deserved to be there. There were more talented and more deserving designers in each season. Those 3 were there only because they were considered to be bigger reality TV personalities. That's all. Of those three, at least Santino was funny (to watch that is; I don't know if I'd have wanted to be trapped in a workroom with him). So he did add that. But there were other designers who should have had that spot.

So whether they do stunt casting for the guest judge spot doesn't really matter. Posh is as good as anyone else they may get, and maybe better than some.

--GothamTomato

Anonymous said...

"agnes gooch said...
And if they do have an impact, that means we've got Fern to blame for Jeffrey, Parker to thank for Jay, and Debra, well, I didn't hate the Chloe decision but, IMO, it was an all-around weak finale and I've always thought Chloe had the most professional collection out of that group."


Well said! I don't think it really matters. It's Heidi, Michael and Ninw who decide who the winner will be.

Anonymous said...

"So whether they do stunt casting for the guest judge spot doesn't really matter. Posh is as good as anyone else they may get, and maybe better than some.

--GothamTomato"

Yup! I think she's good TV. Period.

Megan said...

Ahhh! I hope they get her, that would be AWESOME.

Slightly OT: Those shoes are insane!

Anonymous said...

bitchesdye said: "sigh. When does PR Canada come out on DVD?"

Totally with you there. PR4 kinda makes me feel blah now after PRC's fabulosity.

Anonymous said...

The poodle made a piddle.

Anonymous said...

Ugh. Posh Spice. I'm probably biased, because Spice Girls music plays at Victoria's Secret, where I work. I'm so irritated about the spice girls making a damn comeback with their insanely old/insipid crap. Why. How. She IS an alien-muppet; and therefore, unqualified to be the finale judge of PR. Put somebody with some fashion clout in that seat, not a joke.

Sofia & Flo said...

your blog is absolutely, oui ABSOLUMENT Hillarious!!
I love it just as much as I follow that show I will follw your blog xxx
Thanks for the fab sense of humour, sharp & chic!

Anonymous said...

Did everyone else notice that the creep who was reading this blog and trying to make others feel bad for reading this blog with "righteous" political indignation couldn't even spell Benazir Bhutto correctly?

Anonymous said...

gotham tomato said...
That is why Wendy, Santino & Jeffrey were in the finals. None of them deserved to be there.

Wendy had no business being there period!
Santino and Jeff both EARNED their finale status.
Jeff especially had several stunning pieces, the couture dress, the trash to treasure piece and jet setter look.

Anonymous said...

There is major difference between Victoria Beckham and Parker Posey/Debra Messing because Victoria has provided a style book that is quite informative as well as designing some of her own things, specifically a line of jeans for the Rock & Republic line (in her book, she gives an excellent analysis of jeans).

She actually has somewhat of a fashion background as well as being one of the most desired to dress celebrities out there. If you had the choice to dress Parker Posey, Debra Messing, or Victoria Beckham. Easily, Victoria Beckham wins (unless you're the kind of homo that just adored Will & Grace and want to talk Messing's ear off about the show as you sew the dress onto her).

I understand viewer's negative views of her, but I most certainly do not agree.

She's no Fern Malis, but VB is NOTHING to scoff at.

Kanani said...

I never understood asking Parker Posey or Debra Messing. I've never thought of them as fashionistas

Posh, for all her nipped, tucked, botoxed, plucked, waxed and fakey girl looks does have a "thang" for fashion. Even if her favorite accessory is one of the world's greatest athletes.

I think she'll be great for the show. They need someone with major bitch potential, and not someone who was known for appearing in "Independent films."

Now the only other person I could think who would have been a better draw would be the late Edith Bouvier Beale, but alas, the dame has passed.

But on the other hand, wouldn't it be even MORE fun to see Elaine Stritch up as a judge?

Kanani said...

Start the list now:

Dream Bitches (judges)

Joan Collins
Edith Bouvier Beale (posthumous honor)
Elaine Stritch
Charo
Cher

Anonymous said...

Hey Kanani, your choice of Elaine Stritch as a judge is wonderful....it totally blew my mind grapes! Plus, she is beyond fabulous.

Eh, I am a bit sick of seeing Victoria Beckham all over the place but still think she would be a good final judge. What I do like is her sense of fashion and she is definitely cutting edge. She appears to really understand fashion and I think would know how to spot a well made garment MUCH better than Debra "all I know how to ask about is your story" Messing. Should be fun!

Anonymous said...

I'd rather vomit push pins that watch anything with that self-serving harpie

Anonymous said...

Posh is a joke. Please let's try to leave the final judging to the professionals. Posh's 15 minutes is just about up. Let her go, she really isn't anything to get excited about.

Anonymous said...

Fun list, Kanani! I'll try.

Anna Wintour
Elsa Klensch
Madonna
Nicole Kidman
Rachel Zoe

BigAssBelle said...

oh. my. god. is that the ugliest orange dress ever? yes it is.

Doesn't "wedge pump" sound vaguely like a sexual aid?

yes it does. and those shoes look like a sexual aid for dominatrixes everywhere.

and frankly, vickie looks like she could do well in that world. a whip, black vinyl bustier beneath those razor sharp collarbones, and those shoes? mistress victoria.

Anonymous said...

Dream Bitches

Elaine Stritch: "If you haven't got any talent, GET OFF THE STAGE."

Dame Edna

Mike Meyers as Dr. Evil

Naomi Campbell and her phone
(or just send the phone)

George Hamilton and his tan

Anonymous said...

Posh is perfect! I love her! I wish I had that money and a husband like hers.

Anonymous said...

Dream bitches:

-Anne Wintour

-Karl Lagerfeld

-Isabella Blow

Anonymous said...

That's outrageous! This woman knows NOTHING about fashion. Just kind of lost maybe half of the respect I had for this show.

Anonymous said...

"Brett said...

There is major difference between Victoria Beckham and Parker Posey/Debra Messing because Victoria has provided a style book that is quite informative as well as designing some of her own things, specifically a line of jeans for the Rock & Republic line (in her book, she gives an excellent analysis of jeans).

She actually has somewhat of a fashion background as well as being one of the most desired to dress celebrities out there. If you had the choice to dress Parker Posey, Debra Messing, or Victoria Beckham. Easily, Victoria Beckham wins (unless you're the kind of homo that just adored Will & Grace and want to talk Messing's ear off about the show as you sew the dress onto her).

I understand viewer's negative views of her, but I most certainly do not agree.

She's no Fern Malis, but VB is NOTHING to scoff at."


I agree 100%. For the people who think that she's a bad choice, all I have to say is that you people do not understand the fashion world at all. She's a fashion icon; women want to be her, dress like her, all the designers would give anything to make her a gown, and that's what matters in this industry.

Anonymous said...

Women want to be Posh Spice? Guess I'm not a woman then, all evidence to the contrary.

Anonymous said...

Posh does know quite a bit about fashion. It kills me how people assume so much, when they really don't know shit about what they are saying. VB is quite the fashionista and would be as qualified if not more than most celebrities. She is more recognizable than Fern Mallis. I had to google her just to find out who that was.

Anonymous said...

In defense of Victoria Beckham, please consider that the photo posted was from an Elle magazine "profile." (I'm finishing up by Elle 2-year subscription and don't plan to renew b/c I am not of its targeted demographic segment.)

I don't know how these celebrity profiles are constructed and how the wardrobe is selected, but I'll guess that Nina had something to do with that "Big Bird" dress and ugly-ass wedge-ish shoes. I would not judge Ms. Beckham's fashion sensibilities based on that photo.

thatfarmgirl said...

Blech. Ick. Ugh. Say it ain't so!

Anonymous said...

I have never said this before about PR but I say it now and I mean it. If this occurs it will be the last time I watch an episode of PR. This will be the ultimate Jump the Shark moment. This show will have officially and totally sold out. I pray this is all a lie.

Anonymous said...

:::sigh:::

I guess since Vogue and Elle are competitors, we will never see Anna Wintour as a guest judge.

Is LookOnline considered competition to Elle? The number one person that would be on my wish-they-would judge list is Bernadine Morris.

:::heavier sigh:::

Anonymous said...

My dream bitches:

John Galliano
Jean Paul Gaultier
Vivienne Westwood
Cathy Horyn
Anne Wintour

Anonymous said...

Sorry...


AnnA Wintour

Anonymous said...

Absolutly! As a matter of fact if they go ahead with this I have a list of "celebrity" judges for their next season: Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Jessica & Ashlee Simpson, Angelina Jolee, Paris Hilton, The Olsen Twins, Miley Cyrus (aka Hanna Montana).If all they are looking for are ratings of 12-20 year olds just do it once and for all and end the pretense of being a show about fashion.

Anonymous said...

Love it Jason! Just for a hoot wouldn't it be fun to see either Mr. Blackwell or Steven Cojocaru judge one of the recycle, candy or make fashion from plants challenges they have? That would be priceless plus the added bonus that the judges would be easily recognizable to a good number in the audience.

Brandenburg3rd said...

No, thank you. Fern Malis? Yes. Vera Wang (or almost ANY designer)? Yes. But another *yawn* celebrity? Pass.

The judges should be people who know fashion, not just those who sometimes wear it.

Anonymous said...

OMG...that outfit has such a Fellini-esque streetwalker vibe to it! Fabulous!

Posh's fashion sense has always struck me as being one of 'more money that style'...I haven't been crazy about most of the celebrity judges, but Posh could have more entertainment value than most.

Anonymous said...

I just had a mental picture of what would happen when certain designers find out that Posh is judging the finale. If you thought they were excited when SJP walked through the door -- you aint seen nothin yet!

Anonymous said...

Is she bringing David?
No?
Then what good is she?

Sewing Siren said...

I would love to see Bill Cunningham as the final judge on Project Runway. He is the street fashion photographer for the NYTimes. He also covered the collections back when Details was a womens fashion magazine. He is very knowledgeble about fashion history, but also very forward thinking too. I love him.

Anonymous said...

Dream Bitches

Santino Rice
Santino Rice
Santino Rice
Yes, all three of those disparate personalities!

Anonymous said...

Call me crazy, but I think Tom and Lorenzo would make FABULOUS judges! (and no I am not kissing up or anything)

What I Watched Last Night said...

Bring on the hate people because I am going to dare to say the following:

I love the shoes. I want the shoes.

nyah

Laura said...

Forget the guest judge spot. I want to see Posh vs. Austin Scarlett in Twig Fight '08: The Final Snap. First person to snap his/her opponent in half wins.

Anonymous said...

agnes gooch said...
"And if they do have an impact, that means we've got Fern to blame for Jeffrey..."
TOTALLY disagree. Fern was the only one who said that it was important to treat people nice during her advice session with the finalists. She was also very clear during the judging that Jeffrey should not win given his treatment of others. Unfortunately, the Duchess, Heidi, and Nina overrode her vote. Otherwise, the winner would have been Uli.

Anonymous said...

agnes gooch said...
"And if they do have an impact, that means we've got Fern to blame for Jeffrey..."
TOTALLY disagree. Fern was the only one who said that it was important to treat people nice during her advice session with the finalists. She was also very clear during the judging that Jeffrey should not win given his treatment of others. Unfortunately, the Duchess, Heidi, and Nina overrode her vote. Otherwise, the winner would have been Uli.

Anonymous said...

I have a love hate relationship with Posh - I love what she wears & how she looks a lot of the time and I hate that I love what she wears & how she looks.....

And secretly wish that I could rock that haircut as fabulously as she does.

"Major bitchery from her tightly pulled face" - good lord, HOW do you guys do it??!! I'm in tears!!

Posh and Becks can probably use anything as a sexual aid......wedge pumps includes.....but man, do those shoes look uncomfortable! How does she make wearing a puff ball look somehow....ok????

Suzanne said...

Honey, I'm home!!

Posh? I agree with Marcelof!! Since when do these celebs who are dressed by stylists have the qualifications to judge this thing? (Though I do wanted to add that I wanted to hate Posh but after seeing her special I have to say it APPEARS that she doesn't take herself too seriously and looks like she would be pretty fun to hang with ....)

I was kind of hoping for Iman but Oh Well....

At the very least use a supermodel for Christs sake. At least they have somewhat of an inkling about things like fit, silouette and movement.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm -

If it's not Posh, I'd love to see Cathy Horyn or Eric Wilson from the New York Times; both are smart, bitchy and know their stuff.

For major comic relief, how about Kathy Griffin or Roseanne Barr as judges (but not for the final.)

Unknown said...

Vbecks would be a good judge simply b/c she does know more about fashion than your average celeb. And frankly, she's just one of those people who seems to genuinely love what she does (i.e. being a fashionista). Her sense of humour won't vibe w/ some people but in the interviews I've seen with her, she doesn't take herself too seriously and is very down to earth.

Ninjarina