...what would she call herself?
Here's the deal: Laura's going to be starring in her very own comic strip on iVillage. The premise of the strip is that Laura will be a superhero
that solves women's fashion dilemmas. Thing is, she hasn't come up with a name for herself yet. That's where you all come in.Come up with a superhero name for Laura Bennett and if she picks yours as the best, she'll send you an autographed cop
y of the Project Runway Season 3 DVD! We can't guarantee that the winning entry will actually be used by iVillage, but at least you'll have the comfort of knowing that Laura liked yours best.
Post your answers in the comment section and leave some sort of name (doesn't have to be your full name) so we won't be stuck saying "CONGRATULATIONS, ANONYMOUS AT 10:57 AM!!!" We'll announce the winner on Monday or Tuesday. Get cracking, ladies! Post as many suggestions as you want!
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or
Captain Fabulous???
You know, because Laura is "fabulously glamorous!"
Seriously though, she should be Wonder Woman, because the woman is fabulously glamorous, amazingly talented, and raising 6 kids! Too bad that one's taken. :/
Style Mominator
Red Elegance
Well, the most obvious would be Bad Mommy, lol. But, I was thinking something along the lines of Red Thimble.
Super Glamlauraus!
Did I mention that I worship this woman?
La Laura. Elegant and it PROVES she's in charge!
Or Bad Mommy, that just tends to work!
Laura the Magnificent
The Flame
La Fashionista
The Fabulizer
shall I continue?
FabLaura
Love you boys! Love you Laura!
Denise
The Scarlet Needle
FabulousMommy
Glitterati
Super Couture
xoxoxoxo
How about Dazzle Girl?
Glamour Girl
AGLAIA (or Aglaea)
She was the goddess of beauty, splendor, glory, magnificence and adornment.
Hathor
Egyptian goddess of love, beauty and pleasure, helps you to your inner light and shows you how truly beautiful you are.
Super Glam
Super Chic
Glam Mommy or Fab Mommy
Look! Up in the Sky! It's....
The Amazing Sequined Wonder!
The Scarlet Empress of Style!
Eh. I can't come up with anything else.
1) The Glamazon.
2) The Red Dress.
3) Fashion Fighter.
4) Style Warrior.
5) The Bennetron.
6) The Flaming Stitch.
7) The Mother of Invention.
8) Fashion Vixen.
9) Design Doyenne.
10) The Fabfem.
"wannabe said..."
I love your suggestions, wannabe.
The Sophisticated Wonder
The Scarlet Pimp-her-out :)
Little Red Riding Pants
Red Dawn
Laura Luxuria
Styla Red
Gem Redstone
Okay, I'm bad at this :D
Fabu-mom (she could be from planet Fabulon--as a nod to Thom :)
Glamma Red
Scarlet Of-hair-a
The Divine Diva
FabuFlash
Fashion Flash
Flashionista
Superglam
?
That's all I got.
Oh my god I love this! This is fun!
Glamourette
Fab Doll
Cinthia
Glam Fetcher
Fabulette will rescue you from the horrors of polyester and expose you to the fabulous world of fashion.
- FabChic
- GlamChic
- La Croquis
Dazzling Dame (Dazz or Dazzle for short)
Red Baroness
How about,
Lady L: Mistress of Fabulosity?
;)
Love you boys and Laura!!
Jennifer V.
The Bennettron.
Because I love the idea of the little Bennetts as her backup team, The United Colors of Bennettron.
- Superfashion
- Superfabulous
"Dame Laura"
Glamtastic Girl
Fantatisc Laura
How about...
Fashion Tracker?
Lisa675
The Incredible Stylizer?
I totally *heart* Corinne's Flashionista and Wannabe's Fashion Vixen!
Tigera - The Fashion Queen
Tigera - The Fashion Queen
thanks Bettie.
Add
11) Sophistikitty.
How about Vogue Vixen
The Scarlet Ace
The Magnificent Garnet
Glamdonna (glamorous Madonna)
Fabdonna (fabulous Madonna)
Fabulonna (variation)
The Noble Copper, Rose, Cherry
The Copper Penny
Cetacea
Luxuria
I'm sure that my idea is absolutely laughable, but that's the most I can hope for:
The Laurinator!
(+5 if she does the ahhhnuld accent.)
She-Fashion
Zipper Girl
Kid Couture
1. Bella Rouge
2. Stitch Lass
3. Diamond Diva
4. Le Coque
5. Haute Coutura
It-Girl
Scarlatta
The Scarlet Sash
Soutacha
Laura Lame´
( I don't know how to make it say lamay)
The Cashmere Cape
The Coiffed Crusader
Two variations on a theme -
Red Glamazon
Glamadonna
Ooh, I love, love, love a lot of these names, but I'll give it a go, too. How about:
GlaMere
(but I don't know how to summon the French e with the accent going backwards, so just imagine that first e as having it)
Instead of the DVD, can I have the Laura Bennett dress I have been waiting patiently for?
OK, here goes:
*Fixin' Vixen
*Super Dame (Like Super Dave...remember him?)
*Fashion Warrior
*Dr. Fabulous
*Fabu-Lass
*The Masked Mayjah Fashioner
"GlaMère" from Anges. Great name! While holding down the alt key type 138 on the number keypad (not the ones above the letters) to get è. If you're on laptop, sorry, can't help.
How about The Marvelous Maven?
There's many wonderful names here so I'm not even going to try to come up with another! (though I do love Janet's FabulousMommy, Bettie's Aglaia & Sewing Siren's Haute Coutura)
BUT, I do hope she has the Super Hero version of the LBD on with a deeply plunging neckline & her signature buckle-brooch!
The Glaminator (from Fabulon!)
Love you guys! and Laura!!
How About
FabBadMommy
Jana
The first one that poppped into my head:
The Fabuliser (Fabulizor? I can't quite figure out how to spell it properly...)
or alternately,
The Glamorizor (Glamoriser?)
Or if you're going for the one name thing:
Glamereuse
It has a certain ring, don't you think?
Glitter Gal
Kouture Kat
Kouture Kop
Gotham Gal
Makeover Maven
Fabulosa
Ms. Getwithit
Capt. Nosweats
Waaa! Everybody stole my ideas!
Okay, no they didn't. I couldn't have thought of all these incredible ideas if my life depended upon it. What talent we have here. :-)
Here's mine (and it took 1/2 hour):
Mistress Glam
Glamorista!
Ruby Diva
"cleamontis said...
The Scarlet Needle"
I love that one! Oh, and who said the Red Thimble, that's cool too!
Here are some other ideas....
Eleganta
Dynachic
Dr. Glamorous
love the names so far. but The Fabulizer by debby t, is my favorite. it's perfect for her.
Super Sophisticate
Wonder Womb and her mad scientist husband Dr. Sperminator.
Her outfit will have a baby sling built into it along with a tool belt with scissors, measuring tape etc.
I've read all the way to the bottom, and I'm still dying over "Little Red Riding Pants." God that's good.
No new ideas, but I'd like to "vote" for cleamontis' The Scarlett Needle. Rock on.
And I want to know where the dress is, too. You can't promise The Perfect LBD and then leave us to languish. Women have needs.
Fabbotica. Love Laura!
XFashion
XFashionista
Glamrouge
My suggestion :)
hmm...
lady red
the scarlet stiletto
I'm seconding the obvious (goldielox at 1027 AM)
Bad Mommy!
-- desertwind
Fabulon Girl
Thombeau? Where are you?
That's for you!
Fab Chica
Why not?
Glammy Mommy
Lacey Laura
L.B. (Laura Bennett) so chic
Fabulous Flying Flash
Red Lantern
Lady Laura and her Fabulous Fashion-crime Fighting saves the day!
Serene
Little Red Riding Haute Couture
I'm loving Fabu Lass and Scarlett Needle.
I can't come up with anything close to how great those are!
Scarlett Spirit
The Rage
The Red Glamamomma.
I also like the idea of something short and sweet like Red.
Mighty Maven
Fash Flash
Glam Slammer
Glamourator
Red Glammer
Slippery Slope Stopper
Actually, you should use the subjunctive tense, so the post title should be "If Laura Bennett were a superhero..."
MacGlamour - giver her a needle, a stick of gum and a trash bag and she have you runway ready in minutes!
ThunderMom - for mostly-obvious reasons
Deep Vee - it sounds cool and she can rock one
Mary Bobbins - kind of cute, if her character sews a lot
The Luxe Ranger - taming the wild, wild west of bad fashion
what great ideas! i can barely think of one but here goes..
Queen of Glamour aka The Queen.
love laura!
FabGlam after her signature line.
Actually, you should use the subjunctive tense, so the post title should be "If Laura Bennett were a superhero..."
Actually, you should get a life.
I want to do one-word names... like Madonna (not a suggestion).
Sophistara
Elegancia
Glamazoness (glamour + amazoness)
Sixsation (sensation and "six" for the number of her children)
or perhaps two-worders
[The] Scarlet Sophistication
[The] Scarlet Sensation
[The] Scarlet Salvation
Tom's Goddess
Lorenzo's Goddess
Peter's Goddess
My Goddess
Amour Glamour
Feathered Fashionista
Beaded Beauty
Equestrian Diva (Laura in riding boots from episode 303).
oooooooh! How about...
*******************
Laurabulous: Defender From Serious Ugly
*******************
but that's interchangeable with Lauramourous or what have you.
If you can't tell, I'm absolutely trying to push myself for the win this time. Laura is my absolute favorite designer from all three Project Runways and her autograph would be a gay dream come true if my mother doesn't win the Woodstock dress for herself. =)
I Love You, Laura Bennett! :)
-Brett Hawkins, 17
Long Beach, CA
myspace.com/bretto
The Lauralizer
Lauradorable
The Red Edge
Lorro
Laura of Arabia
The Scarlet Wonder
J'Adore Glamore
Glamatron
Okay, I'm done now.
-- rain brain
Actually, you should use the subjunctive tense, so the post title should be "If Laura Bennett were a superhero..."
Fixed!
Bitch.
Captain Fashion
Flash Fashion
Fab Glam
Fashionista
Glamour Puss (she could wear cat ears!)
A Force to Be Reckoned With (a little long, but true)
Sew Fabulous
1. Glam! (ie. "Did you just see Glam save that woman from a Zebra Skin Versace Mini Skirt.")
2. The Plunging Neck Line (ie. "Her Hanes T was foiled again, The Plunging Neckline always gets her way.")
3. The Red Bob
4. The Stiletto
5. Park Avenue
Brooklynboi is my name!
FabuleuxGirl
Couldn't resist adding a few more
The Crimson Sequin
Paillette
The Ruby Crystal
Femme Chic
The Satin Hand
Silk
Golden Ginger
Mlle. Couture
Haute Mama (double entendre...)
Her motto should totally be "Getting rid of some serious ugly"!
The Glaminator?
Nah too Terminator...he wasn't really a super hero...
Stilleto Girl?
Lady in Red? She'd already have a theme song! :)
Okay so my suggestions aren't so good. But I really want that DVD!
Madame Rouge (love potion number 9)
La Laura
The Dame
I'm obsessed
More:
The Scarlet let-her (or Better?) (sorry)
Bright Shiny Object
Glamorama
The Scarlet Force
The Fiery Fashionista or The Fierce Fashionista
The Scarlet Styler
The Style Vixen
The Elegance
The Fashion Maven
Styletta
Almighty Glam
The Fashion Fille or Fashion Fille
La Fab Fille
Boucheron Girl
Diamond Princess
The Glam Snob
Tres Posh Laura
Manolo Mommy
Spandex Girl
"Debby T said...
Silk"
I love it.
How about Red Velvet?
Tom & Lorenzo said...
"Actually, you should use the subjunctive tense, so the post title should be "If Laura Bennett were a superhero..."
Fixed!
Bitch."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Snort!
I want to see the strip where she battles the villainous Quilted Extravaganza of Puff!
The first episode will be her battles against the Evil Queen of Fleurchon!!!
SuperSophisticate!
Stiletta
Glamzilla
The Garbitrator
The Glaminatrix
"Gorgeous Things said...
I want to see the strip where she battles the villainous Quilted Extravaganza of Puff!
Debby T said...
The first episode will be her battles against the Evil Queen of Fleurchon!!!"
Hilarious!
And let's not forget the battle agains Captain Haldol - The Crazy Gluer
How about:
The Scarlet Harlot
Okay, now I feel a little bad. Lol.
Darlings,
She IS a super fabulous superhero. I love her!!!
Let's see...
DivineLaura
FashionDivine
Fabulosa
While her loyal sidekick, The Silver Gunn, uses his x-ray vision to examine underwear drawers across the universe....
You people are completely hilarious.
Did you see that Brett Hawkins outed himself above? Look at the effect you have on people, Laura! Give it to him, he's adorable!
Glamactica
Ooh, this is fun! My name's Alexa, and here are a few ideas:
Sergeant Style
Red Glamour
Couture
Glamour Puss
Style Siren
The Fash (like, the Flash)
Runway
What kind of superpowers is she going to have? Magic? Flight? Super-speed? Can't wait to find out.
Lady Lavish
GlamBam
Sparkella
Glitterata
The Black V
LaFabula
Bedazzled
"Would you like a diamond?"
elegant avenger
Madam Stilleto
Haute Glam: Princess of Couture
Ruby Slippers
Rhinestone Wrangler
Dressing Dervish
Mistress Regalia
The Winged Needle: Defender of Fashion
What kind of superpowers is she going to have?
She will be able to zap the orange out of overly tanned skin.
Michael Kors?! C'mon down!
"Actually, you should use the subjunctive tense, so the post title should be "If Laura Bennett were a superhero..."
Actually, you should get a life."
The first thing I thought, too, was that it should be were. And I have a life. Imagine.
" Anonymous said...
"Actually, you should use the subjunctive tense, so the post title should be "If Laura Bennett were a superhero..."
Actually, you should get a life."
The first thing I thought, too, was that it should be were. And I have a life. Imagine."
The boys got the message and corrected the post. Can we move on?
FabRunner
Pussy Fashion, like Pussy Galore
Makeoverette
Fashionlooka
Glamlooka
Mommy Galore
Galaura
Fabulonka
MommyStorm
Fashion Galaura
The Un-Gunn
or
Glamasaurus (Glam-A-Soar-Us)
femme mode.
its a play on femme fatale. because when i think of laura i think of a french woman. confident and sophisticated without being trashy and vulgar
Lady Laura to the Rescue
1. The Fashionator
2. The Incredible Designing Woman
3. Style Warrior
Faberella
A superhuman of all-seeing, all-knowing wisdom, I suggest is called:
The L-oracle
Glamommy
Also "Fabuella"
~ Phyllis
(I did "Faberella" too!)
Damn this mountain time zone & long work day! All the good ones are taken. OK, I'll go with La Glamorama (or maybe that should be Glamarama)
"Vixen Croquis"
~Phyllis
"Venus Vendeuse"
~Phyllis
Fab Laura (to the rescue)
The Fabulous 1
Glamour Girl
Fashion Diva
Fashion Sister
Style Diva
Laura: Mistress of Fabulosity
(can't remember my log-in name, getting old)
-KAJ
Stealth Stiletto
or she can always use my moniker. For Laura, I'd give it up. :-)
glalamama
Don't get me wrong...I love Laura, but don't you think a super hero called
Rich Bitch could work? it just rolls off the tongue.
Moving on....if nothing else, this list has provided Peter with some new words for his valentine's day cards, My favorite would be "You're Lauradorable!"
How about:
"Glamorella"
or
"The Titian Titan"
Emma P.
OMG!!
Its a toss up-
I vote for either "Little Red Riding Pants" or "L-oracle"!!
1.The Velvet Fist -- frumpy fashion goes "bam!"
2. Madame X -- styled after the Sargent portrait.
3. The Coquette -- jazzy, Parisian
4. ChiCat - (accompanying theme song to be sung by Leslie Warren)
5. La Zouzou -- Josephine Baker nod
-- CAAF
How about "FabuFemme!"?
RubyRuche
TetrachroMama
Fagoteer
Dr.Decollete
Fabgirl
Can I just say that I love this blog?
OR
Glamgirl
Maven, the Fashion Vixen!
Oops, Maven, The Fashion Vixen! was my idea, and I'm Karla with a K.
Darn, So late in the day...
GlaMom
(but I must say I do like yomanda's "Sew Fabulous", for obvious reasons, lol)
The Scarlet Stunner
The Fashion Fascist
Madame Mommy Couture
Lady Couturier
Glitter Glam Ma'am
Fab Glam Ma'am
Captain Couture
or
The Plunging V-Neck
(optional: and her Six Stitchers)
Fab Fashionista
Sewing Siren
Super Sewer
Super Seamstress
The Glaminator
-Anita! :D
The Darning Dame
FabuLaura!
Fab Laura: Fashion Crusader!
-KAJ
Don't know if this one's taken....
Laura-ific
the beading beauty (or beaded)
crimson couture
the v necked vixen
the Bennetfactor (like benefactor)
madame fashion
The Scarlet Stitch (like Scarlet witch who is an actual comic book character)
Honesty.not.pc
P.s I didn't have time to read all the 165 posts before me so I apologize if some of these were already mentioned.
wow... i can't spell!
Honesty.not.pc
"The Plunging V"
as in: Oh no! Tye-dye t-shirts! Wait! It's The Plunging V to the rescue! She can solve any fashion crime!
or something like that...
Red Haute Mama
-- rain brain
back on the james bond theme:
Dr. Lo
Mommy GaLaura
OctoMommy
or from comic books...
the Naped Crusader
FabuGlam!
- The Red Menace
- The Needler
- Big Red
- Raven Garmento
- Kali Sew Ma
- The New Orleans Spitfire
- Voodoo Smile
-- desertwind
Design Diva
Look! Up in the sky! It's...
The Classics Crusader!
--Tat
Yeesh. I woke up this morning thinking of superhero names. A few more entries:
Fashion Phenom
Fash Phenom
Fashion Fly
Glamour Gendarme
Glamour Gazelle
Wonder Maven
Wonder Stitch
Fashion Stitch
Glamour Stitch
Stitch Bitch
The FabGlam Wonder
FabGal
GlamGal
Lady Glam
Glamzan
Love,
Liliane
"Sister Sternum"!
Able to deflect both critics and bullets!
Dr. Donna Peril
This is the best contest ever! My suggestions are:
The Elegant Enigma
The Scarlett V
Sew Chic
Elegantress
The Fabulous Flame
The Dressform Diva
Laura Bennett, mild-mannered architect by day, bearer of fabulousness and banisher of serious ugly by night!
oo LOVE the Scarlet V!! Great suggestion Kelly!
Ok, I have to add one more:
The Rip Stitch
--Cetacea
How bout:
The Silver Needle?
--Cetacea
The Bennettron.
Boy, I was gone for 24 hours and I missed this! Hope I'm not too late. I see her sidekick as "Captain Save-A-Ho," and her name as "Bennificent." Love T&L, love Laura, can't wait for Season 4. MMMMWAAAAH!
Me2
Hey everyone! Brett, here! =D
I just wanted to add a few more suggestions to the ones above. At last night's football game, I thought up of a few more superhero pseudonyms.
Goddess Arula - It's an anagram of Laura and she is the goddess of classical fashions (GCF?), so yay.
Sailor Laura (or perhaps "Sailaura" or "Sailora") - the adorned "Sailor Moon"-esque franchise character that Laura I'm sure would design a sexy sailor outfit for herself, but better than the one she designed for Jeffrey's mom (she only had 2 days, but with all the time possible, she could make pure gorgeous).
I'm gonna try to come up with more by Sunday! :D
best of luck to everybody, this prize is a dream!
Love,
Brett Hawkins, 17
Long Beach, CA
myspace.com/bretto
oh and for "Goddess Arula", it could also be "Goddess Alura" (Alura = Allure).
Love,
Brett
Louisa Vuitton
this might lead to trademark violations, but my vote is for the Bead Dazzler
- The Illuminator (All will be revealed!)
- Sew Lovely
- Sew Bad
- Sew Good
- Sew Easy
- Sew Mama!
- The Queen (She knows what you need.)
- Lady Laura (Kicks ass!)
- Lady Bead Good
- Top Stitch (No bitch)
- Mistress Solution (ain't no probs she cain't solve)
- Fug Wrangler (Round up yer troubles!)
- Fug Fighter (She is very brave.)
- Needle Knows (And you can, too!)
- Darn Glamorous
--- desertwind
The Fashion Fiend
-Rpiller@emeryweiner.org
Super Stylist
The Vogue Vixen
Glitz Girl
-rpiller@emeryweiner.org
Diva Divine
or
Fashion Fire
or
THE FASH FLASH!
Geez People! All this Laura Love is making me feel kinda funny.....wait.....I think I'm feeling... Laurgasmic!
Hey, We may as well go for 200 posts.
May be obvious but has
Glamour Mom
been mentioned yet?
-KAJ
Ha ha ha!
"Laurgasmic"
Anonymous @ 5:26 PM
Give us a name so your new fans can properly thank you for the laugh and bow down before thee!
-- desertwind
Hemlinia!
(hem-LIE-knee-uh)
Femme Grenade
Fashion Grenade
Coutourella
LBD Girl
LBD Woman
Laura rocks!
VVamp
Mea Fashion
Another one!
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