Wet Hot American Fashion Designers

Friday, December 01, 2006 by
Those whacky designers have done it again!




Hey! Nora and Austin are wearing pieces from the Sarah Hudson dresses! How is it that we never noticed that before? We're surprised they were allowed to take them out. Was Bravo not auctioning off the garments this early in the game?


But Austin wears the big poofy bow well, doesn't he? Oh, what are we saying? He was BORN to wear big poofy bows.


Designers Gone Wild!

Once again, Bravo tries to hook the straight men.


Come and knock on our door
We've been waiting for you
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
Three's Company too!


Melissa! What are you doing out, young lady?! Tonight is a school night!

Jeez, not only was this the drinkenest crowd of designers the show ever had, it was also the horniest.

That is, when they weren't acting like they were on their Senior trip.

"Always remember 6th period Calc!
Gave a GREAT summer!
GO BADGERS!!!!!!!
K.I.T.!!!!!!!!"

And like every Senior class...

There's always some jackass who can't handle the hormonal overload.


[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]


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33 comments:

Anonymous said...

Show the stitches
Show the stitches
Show the stitches

Anonymous said...

OH. MY. GOD. This is freaking hilarious. Wow, you guys have the best screen captions. I hadn't noticed the skirt and the blue bow at all.

"Designers Gone Wild" ROFL.

Anonymous said...

sooooooooooooooooooooo funny
CP

Anonymous said...

"Come and knock on our door
We've been waiting for you
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
Three's Company too!"

Okay I just laughed so hard I think I just peed in my
pants...literally...LMAO!

Vic said...

This was the funnest group (yes funnest). I noticed Austin was wearing the bow, and thought Nora's skirt was a bit pouffy, but you two boys put it together.

That's why you make the big bucks! Ja?

Anonymous said...

Ok, that was pretty funny. Love the Three's Company reference. I love this whole season, actually.

And Austin -- how come I don't look as pretty as does? (Probably because you'd have to kill me before putting me in a big poofy bow.)

madelineanne said...

Who is the person in the right foreground picture of Rob doing his gymnastics?
This is so going to bug me now!

Also, has anyone else suspected that the flash of a camera just as he was flipping might have contributed to Rob's flubbed landing? I mean, obviously he was drunk so he might have fallen anyway, but to have a flash go off while you are trying to spot your landing could definitely have contributed.

DolceLorenzo said...

I love the post, guys. Very funny.

"Jeez, not only was this the drinkenest crowd of designers the show ever had, it was also the horniest."

Well, Kara Saun said that Robert "talks about sex all the time." TMI, darlings! TMI!!!

Unknown said...

i dont think they were auctioning off the clothes from season 1, like since morgan wore an outfit out and ripped it. i think they also let season 1 people out of the atlas and the schedule wasnt as tight as it is now.

Fnarf said...

I will never understand why chicks don't go for the guy who breaks his head open on the sidewalk.

I take back what I said about Robert: he's not THAT young. He's just an idiot.

Anonymous said...

"Who is the person in the right foreground picture of Rob doing his gymnastics?"

I think that is Melissa's mother. She could be seen in an earlier episode as well. She must have been there to make sure that Melissa wasn't exploited.

I still have no idea why a 16 year old was allowed to enter the bar. When I was that age I was kicked out of a bar despite the fact that I was with relatives.

Gorgeous Things said...

Hahahahahahahahah! Snort!

Oh, I had forgotten about that episode and the bar hop. I have to get that DVD set (Santa, baby?). Well, give them credit, when they were out of Parsons, they seemed to have a good time together. Except, of course, La Pepper.

Anonymous said...

Doesn't that jungle gym bar make his butt look big?

Anonymous said...

Lucky for Rob he landed on his head!

"Let's egg him on until he hurts himself." -Scottie from Mythbusters

Anonymous said...

You guys are the best. This is such a funny post. I love all the fun tehy used to have back then.

Anonymous said...

Alexandra is hot! No wonder Robert was all over her.

Anonymous said...

They did a lot of partying, didn't they? Yes, they didn't auction off the clothes from season 1. I think that started on Season 2.

Anonymous said...

Robert's response to his fall?

"Don't let them shave my head."

hahahahaha

Anonymous said...

"Come and knock on our door
We've been waiting for you
Where the kisses are hers and hers and his
Three's Company too!"




Would this mean that Michael Kors is Mrs. Roper?
(There would be a certain symetry there).

--Gotham Tomato

Anonymous said...

Would this mean that Michael Kors is Mrs. Roper?
pee your pants funny!
CP

Anonymous said...

Every single person all around the world wants to look better than the others. This is like epidemic. Look at the statistics... Dear fashionable people, stop spending your money on cosmetics and perfume...

Anonymous said...

Soooo funny, guys. I love all the references. Brilliant!!

Anonymous said...

I love the first picture. You can see how much fun the designers from Season 1 had. It was a nice mix of work, drama, fun, work, drama... as opposed to S2 and S3: drama, drama, drama.

Anonymous said...

Robert is an overly macho but lovable type who I like just because he reminds me of so many guys I know.

Anonymous said...

This was absolutely the funniest episode so far. Secondly, this is the first episode that really focused on a real client and a real potential buyer.

Anonymous said...

"Designers Gone Wild!"

Bwahah! That was hilarious! Is it just me, or was there a lesbian vibe going on here? Just curious. It really doesn't matter.

Anonymous said...

I'm going to say it; I think Robert is hot. There, I said it! I'm so glad they kept him on the show as eye candy.

Anonymous said...

I never get tired of watching Austin. I'm always in awe of him and charmed me with his unique behavior> There's something about Austin that just makes me want to watch him all the time.

Anonymous said...

LOL. When I read this, I laughed so hard that someone came into my office just to give me the suspicious eyes.

eric3000 said...

I thought Nora was wearing Jay's Sarah Hudson skirt but I didn't make the connection with Austin's blue sash! I also couldn't figure out how she was wearing that skirt. Even if they weren't auctioning them off, I thought they had to be put on display.

Anonymous said...

They actaully did auction off the first season designs, but not all of them for some reason.

Kate B said...

Nora's wearing the gun earrings!

eric3000 said...

Oh, my god, Katherine, you're right! Those earrings are going around like a case of syphilis in a whorehouse!