Tuesday, July 22, 2008 by
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We haven't forgotten our little red-headed stepchild, poodles. We promise to wrap up the final D&D this week. Onward to shitty hair and the bitchy stylists who make it happen!
Why, Nekisa.
You naughty little dyketease, you.
You wouldn't be flirting with another contestant just to throw her off her game, would you? Because our love would grow exponentially if that were true.
Anyway, enough with the soap opera, what did you think of the hair this week, Meredith?
We agree! It certainly was whack, yo!
Likes:
Well, there's only one and we didn't even like it all that much.
It's not bad; it's just that we don't think the wigstand did all that great a job with it.
Still, it's a vast improvement over previous look and it didn't look so tough that she couldn't get the hang of it eventually.
Dislikes:
It almost looks like a Photoshop job, doesn't it? All he did was hack off six inches, and while it's something of an improvement, it's certainly not enough of one.
In a way, it makes sense. Charlie already had immunity, so why stick his neck out? Unfortunately, he hadn't considered THE LIPS OF VO.
"Mainly we just hung out and had a good time."
"I am disgusted by your laziness. Do you see? I am pursing my lips in disgust at you."
Speaking of Charlie, his act's getting real old real quick.
"I have three faces. Two I use during the day. The other one I use to stab you in the back."
We can't yawn hard enough. There is nothing lamer than someone trying too hard to be the reality show villain. Anyone else think he looks like a gay Homer Simpson a little?
And finally, we LOVELOVELOVE Paulo, but we really don't love this look:
Granted, wigstand there didn't have the best hair to work with, but the end result doesn't look much better.
Sure, it looks a little fuller, and the cut frames her face well, but it looks so fried and stringy to us.
[Photos: Bravotv.com - Screencaps: tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com]
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33 comments:
I wish the cameras could somehow zoom in on the highlights and undertones and details that they're talking about color-wise. You can see the stylists are working real hard to do SOMEthing, and they are then being judged on that SOMEthing, but frankly I just can't see the difference (unless it's a flaming transformation from blonde straw to Lucy Ricardo fuschia).
oh snap! i caught that sneaky boys ;-)
Kim Vo's lips terrify me way more than Jeff Lewis's from Flipping Out.
Jeebus, who did their work? It looks like they asked for the "Angelina" and it all went horribly, horribly awry...
"You naughty little dyketease, you."
Well, since there are no hetero balls to drop anymore (although all the wife references told me Matt didn't really have a pair), why NOT try to work it that way?
As for Charlie-poo: stop, please!
From Vo's lips to...well, you know.
Charlie does look like a gay homer Simpson, but I always thought of him as a bald red-bearded gay sea turtle squeezed into a sweater.
"...the cut frames his face well..."
ROFL! burn!
Charlie reminds me of Adam from Mythbusters, just not as funny. Nor as smart. Why in the world would you admit to the judges that you tanked away your immunity? You think it might slightly influence future judging, maybe? Duh.
That's TOTALLY it. He's a gay Homer Simpson. Except not funny. And with schtick that's growing older by the day.
And when Kim Voh purses his lips at you, you'd better look out. Those fuckers mean business.
Don't be harsh on Charlie, you just can't fix ugly.
"...the cut frames his face well..."
ROFL! burn!
HER! HER FACE! That was totally a mistake!
We're so tired, kittens!
"HER! HER FACE! That was totally a mistake! We're so tired, kittens!"
Oh my! You know, I can wait for D&D another week or two if our dear T&Lo need some downtime to have a drink or two and relax....
TLo,
save your snark for dresses and cuts that actually deserve it. We want you in top form, rested, and maybe snarking about interesting happenings during the shows not just the dresses and cuts
The first time I tuned in and saw Charlie, I thought: super flaming gay Chris Elliott.
Maybe SG1 was too long ago for may addled brain to recall correctly, but it seems that the talent level has fallen off a cliff in SG2. There really hasn't been one look that's memorable (in a good way) yet, and although the contestants are entertaining from a reality show perspective, my interest from a creativity perspective is waning. Zzzzzz.
Yeah, Charlie's act is definitely getting old (especially since the three faces remark was played ad nauseum in the commercial previews) but I did laugh at his "big titties won't get you everything" line about Nekisa.
Those bangs that Paulo cut look a little uneven to me.
emily, I agree...these guys don't seem nearly as talented as the season 1 contestants. I haven't been really wowed yet.
Charlie, how exactly do you stab someone in the back with your face? Are you hiding a switchblade up your nose? Did you get it from the same plastic surgeon who did KV's lips?
Underwhelming challenges this week.
For that red dye job? You simply DON'T tackle red when you're under the gun. Red is the largest color molecule. It takes time to finesse the color into cuticle. It takes time for the cuticle to grab hold of it. And it takes time to seal that cuticle back up. You just don't play with red under serious time constraints. You don't.
Hope this week's challenges are more...uh...challenging.
House of Bra-VO indeed! Between all the injected famewhores across their spectrum of reality television, I'm beginning to wonder if I'm the only person left on earth (or Cali at least) with my real lips?
I liked Glenn's wigstand. The style fit, and let's face it, it's harder to style an older (comparatively) 'stand. She's growing on me.
Charlie is irritating--
and his comment about Nekisa regarding her chest...
Big titties seem to be working for her...
She has Dee in a tither and she hasn't had her final cut yet...
Jealous charlie, because hers look better than yours?
Although nobody's tops Rene's chest.
The Lips of Vo! Bwah-hah-hah! Where do you girls come up with these jewels?
"The Lips of Vo" would make a good sci-fi blog title, no?
THE LIPS OF VO may become a new part of my personal vernacular, as a punishment on level with the storied "weaselpants" (weasels down pants of offender).
hee hee!
i hate Nekisa. i know i'm supposed to, but you know, there are enough women like her in the real world that I have to deal with on a daily basis; why would I want to watch it for fun and bitchy relaxation?
anonymous: "I always thought of him as a bald red-bearded gay sea turtle squeezed into a sweater."
snrfhrmnh! (the sound of dietcoke coming out my nose)
you wouldn't think, but this description of Charlie is SPOT ON.
Gay. Homer. Simpson.
...and my starbucks came flying out my nose at that line!!
I agree Paulo is really growing on me, although Daniel is still my favorite. I am still reeling in shock, however, that Kim is Vietnamese -- I guess the name should have given me a clue, but I assumed it was as fake as his lips. I am stunned, really, what is the deal?
Nekisa is getting on my last nerve, even though she's bringing the drama. It seems like as soon as one annoying contestant leaves another steps up to fill the annoyance void. Oshun passed the baton to Matthew, who passed it to Nekisa. Charlie annoys me too, but he looks like he has staying power, so I'm just trying to tune him out so I can enjoy the show.
Fried and stringy seems to be the hair fashion of the moment. I long for the return of lushness and shine! Even Ms. Smith looks messy this season.
OMG - "THE LIPS OF VO". Did you just drop a "Dr. Who" riff?
Sci-Fi geek hard-on!
Damn, now I'm thinking about John Barrowman and can't get anything done anymore.
Charlie, how exactly do you stab someone in the back with your face? Are you hiding a switchblade up your nose? Did you get it from the same plastic surgeon who did KV's lips?
Oh crap. Inhaled snorted and spewed water all over the place. And it's not my computer.
I'm gonna have visions of switchblades and noses for a long time.
anonymous: "I always thought of him as a bald red-bearded gay sea turtle squeezed into a sweater."
That is the most perfect description of Charlie imaginable! Major coffee spray!
Me no likey! As The Genius Boyz say, he tries too hard to be the villain. It's unseemlly.
And borrrrrrrriiiiiing!
How about that little Twiggy clone! She is bringing it. Look out, Dee!
By the way since when does a Vietnamese man with laughable blonde hair, whos biggest client is Britney Spears ( hair is still a working mess in progress) get to judge anyone!
"I have three faces. Two I use during the day. The other one I use to stab you in the back."
All I can think is, "God, Charlie. Must be a pointy face."
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