Haiku, Bitches!

Darlings, it's time to announce the winners of our first ever Project Runway Haiku contest! We're sorry it took so long, but you fecund bitches put in over 200 entries and that's a LOT of syllables to count.

So let's get to it, poodles:


4th prize and the winner of a Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack is our very own TheNYCourier, who got right to the point with his ode to Lupe:

Lupe Lupe Lu
Lupe Lupe Lupe Lu
Opus of her Work.

That about sums her up, wouldn't you say?

3rd prize and the winner of a Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack is ANONYMOUS (otherwise known as ptrap555 at yahoo . com) with his? her? charming Duchess-based entry:

It's very soignee
Very mother of the bride
That crotch is insane!

Come on, you can hear his voice when you read that, yes?

2nd prize and the winner of a Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack + an autographed Tim Gunn bobblehead is...ALSO ANONYMOUS (otherwise known as jmaxel at comcast . net) Who charmed us with his/her evocative ode to Miss Scarlett:

Austin floats on clouds
Chiffon and silk and floral
Lip gloss and hairspray.

Does that not nail our delicate little cornhusk flower?

1st prize and the winner of a swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack + an EMC2 Lauren dress is none other than our very own SEWING SIREN! who wowed the judges with her blunt honesty (otherwise known as bitchery):

I don't write haiku
For a free bag of shampoo
But for a dress? Yes.

Brill! How can we not give the prize to someone who basically wrote "GIVE ME THE PRIZE." We applaud your fierce ambition, Sewing Siren.

Congratulations to all our winners and don't forget to email us with your mailing address, darlings.

As for those we affectionately call "The Losers," believe it or not, we have another contest lined up for the coming week, so sharpen those pencils!

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