OH. MY. GOD.

Saturday, November 24, 2007 by


In preparation for the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show on December 4, Heidi made an amazing video, showcasing the hidden talents of her two best assets.

(Video: YouTube)

63 comments:

Anonymous said...

I saw this yesterday and almost died! She really is so silly it's infectious.

Anonymous said...

What the hell?

I thought Germans were a bit more restrained...

Hunger madness?

Anonymous said...

Um....wow. I always said Heidi's boobs are out of control. If boobs were brains, she'd be a genius.

Anonymous said...

That's hilarious!! I love Heidi!!!

Anonymous said...

At least she knows where her talents lie and entertains us with them.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaha. oh my god I can't stop laughing...she's so funny.

Anonymous said...

Her laugh is so funny that it makes you laugh.

Anonymous said...

She's booblicious! What an amazing body. Thanks for the video, guys!

Anonymous said...

OK, I think she's losing it. LOL.

Anonymous said...

I love her sense of humor! I almost busted out laughing here at work while reading that.

Anonymous said...

Man, I want those boobs :)

Anonymous said...

Gorgeous.

Lilithcat said...

Okay, she and Jillian have been at the same stash, haven't they?

Anonymous said...

Heidi's been on a roll lately:

1) butt crack dress

2)talks about Seal's big package

3) and now this?

I wonder what's coming up next.

Anonymous said...

My god.
Heidi is a psychopath.

Anonymous said...

You gotta love someone who loves her boobs that much.

Anonymous said...

LOVE. HER.

Anonymous said...

Remember that pile of green in front of Kara in season 2 and nwhat she wanted to do with it???

Uh, I think Heidi did...

Anonymous said...

Holy effing shiite, but you know what? I'll bet you when it's time for those bad girls to drop and flop, Heidi will be A-OK with it and she'll march fearlessly into old age. Just a hunch.

Anonymous said...

It's good to know that Heidi loves her breasts as much as the male population in the world.

Anonymous said...

Somehow I can't see Iman doing this.

Yet another reason to prefer Project Runway Canada.

Anonymous said...

wow bitch is crazy lol!! But dammit that cute giggle of hers just does something to me

Anonymous said...

Heidi is drop dead gorgeous, sexy and engagingly charming. If I was a guy or so inclined, I would want her, but Guys you do realize most of what you see is padding,if not she is correct, you know nothing about breasts. Check her out in other videos such as the shopping one, she is at best a B cup. Victoria's Secret makes incredible bras and swim suits that enhance in just the right ways. I mean come on women, you know what is up with her breasts here, she was trying to sell bras. Her handling of the them made it obvious she was holding a lot of padding. Don't believe me, look at the video again. As for her making the video in the first place, it looks like it is editing floor material and I think it is awesome. This woman has been using her body to sell clothes and magazines for years and years, how could she think of her body in any other way, but just a body? And I can only dream of having such a body, it's beautiful :) I say, Go Heidi :)

Miranda said...

This is why I love Heidi Klum. Hunger madness my tuchus. Look at her. This girl eats. She's not painfully skinny by any means. AND she's a goofball. Love her.

Anonymous said...

I wants me some machine gun bazooms.

Bobby, take it from me, B-cups don't have that kind of "talent."

Gorgeous Things said...

Oooooookay!

Reminds me a little of the climactic scene in the "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark" movie.

mumblesalot (Laura A) said...

"I'll have what she is having."

Mary Lynn said...

WTF? That was bizarre.

Megan said...

Hahaha! I love Heidi!

Anonymous said...

I can't stop watching it. It's so funny. I love Heidi!!

Maybe It's a German thing : )

Anonymous said...

She is a goofball. I like that about her. Restraint? Heidi isn't having with that: Ach, that is for the ugly people with the bodies that are fat. Me, I have the breasts that are lovely and I will do whatever I like with them. Is fun to be me, no?

Anonymous said...

Did you know that Dirty Diana is working in Bra Technology Research & Development at Victoria's Secret? No joke! I read it somewhere last summer.

-- desertwind

PS -- I know B Cup and that ain't no B Cup. Is it? Damn. I'll have to get me one o' them bras.

Anonymous said...

Well, that's 40 seconds of my life I'm not getting back.

BigAssBelle said...

the
fraulein
is
a
freak.

and so charming and cute and sweet and funny. love me some heidi.

Smfdoc said...

Stunning, in oh so many ways.

J Random Blogger said...

Heidi needs to lay off the schnapps before making videos.

Or have more. Cuz that was pretty funny.

Undisclosed Recipient said...

SO adorable. Gotta love this chica!

GothamTomato said...
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GothamTomato said...

This is why they lost the war.

--Gotham Tomato

Unknown said...

i hate to say this, but i was looking at the frozen frame that you click on to get to the clip, and something seemed familiar.

then it hit me: with her bottom lip pouted out, and her eyelids at half-mast, it looks like she's doing donald trump drag!!!

Anonymous said...

sorry - i think she's trashy - no class and uncouth.

still photography is better for her than audio/video.

GothamTomato said...

"Anonymous said...
sorry - i think she's trashy - no class and uncouth."



I think she's funny & even though, on the surface, seems pretty nutty, I think it just might belie an attitude that doesn't take it all so seriously. Which makes her less nutty than it appears.

Though, I'm wondering if the push-up artillery is the real reason those NRA geeks are so adamant about the Second Amendment.

--Gotham Tomato

Anonymous said...

Don't we think this was scripted? This is Heidi performing, and I gotta tell ya it seems more to me like a boy fantasy of what women do with their boobs than what (we) women actually do. Funny? Yeah. But I'm with the poster above who's grateful for Iman and PRC.

Anonymous said...

Make that "straight boy fantasy."

Anonymous said...

Can you spell c-r-a-z-y?

Anonymous said...

Girl can YODEL! And she got this big ol' fag to notice her boobies, so she does know how to work it.

Emily said...

I love Heidi. If my boobs were that awesome, I'd play with them all the time too.

lisasabatier said...

She looks cheap, no?

Anonymous said...

Charmingly silly,,,probably outtakes, no?

Anonymous said...

She's hysterical. I bet those bras are going to sell like bagels.

Anonymous said...

Caroline said...

She's hysterical. I bet those bras are going to sell like bagels.

Damn Skippy!
I bought 4 on Fri!
The chick's hilarious! She's not regal like Iman & she knows it, so she's having a laugh @ herself. What's not to like?
Lighten up, kittens. It's just... you know.

Emma P.

Unknown said...

Colin, that was my thought exactly...Can't see Iman doing that. That said, I think she's adorable even though this was utterly scripted. But you can't script that silly-ass giggle. I imagine she's MUCH more fun to drink with than Iman.

Mad Fashionista said...

Dahlings, I had no idea this neo-Nazi could be so human. I've been convinced this season she is a cyborg. Of course, this could be a hoax to fool us all. Thank you so much for your marvelous coverage of this show...I am WAY behind, must catch up!

GothamTomato said...

"Hoardmeister said...
Dahlings, I had no idea this neo-Nazi could be so human."



Um...she's certainly NOT a neo-nazi.

--Gotham Tomato

Anonymous said...

I love her!

Christina said...

LOVED it! It was clearly some b-roll footage/bloopers all edited together that the editor (or more likely, assistant editor) leaked to TMZ, but I loved it just the same. And VS does make some kick ass bras - I'm wearing one now -- as for the person who said Heidi's a B-cup - no, that bitch is a C - but like me, she's probably a smaller C than the norm (I'm a 32 C - which is almost impossible to find unless I special order from the VC catalog, so I normally war a 34 at the tightest notch) - but those Very Sexy bras totally make the best of what you have.

Love her - love that she can be so real when shooting those ridiculous spots (I'm absolutely positive it was cutting room footage that was not meant to be released) and yes, as a straight woman, her breasts are fucking awesome. Heidi Klum rules. And yeah, Iman may not be the type to do that - but you know what, Iman also married David Bowie, so who knows. And Heidi's like 20 years younger than Iman - that's pretty important to keep in mind. Iman is awesome, but Heidi is just the shit.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't call it a fantasy. All the women I know, myself included, love their boobs. I guess it sounds like a fantasy, but we talk about and play with our boobs all the time. I mean, they're ours. We can do what we want to them.

I love Heidi! A woman that can do that and still give off an aura of wholesomeness is amazing!

finding the filth said...

i love that heidi's so out of her mind.

TAO said...

Whaaaat?

Anonymous said...

As a straight man, all I can really say is Thank You.

e jerry said...

Okay, it's like this:

Dis Bitch Crazy.

She doesn't even deserve the verb, she so crazy.

But I guess she's never gonna survive unless...

Anonymous said...

Dear. God.

I vote she's drunk.

Tom said...

Did that really just happen?