Bradley Baumkirchner Holiday 2007 Collection

Friday, July 13, 2007 by
The Dish has pictures of Bradley's Holiday 2007 collection and we're kinda speechless.
















But we're sure you all have something you'd like to say.

111 comments:

Anonymous said...

a strange holiday

Anonymous said...

obviously he is celebrating Scoliosis Awareness day

MT

notanillusion said...

Are you looking for something to say other than "Jesus Christ, that's some ugly shit?" Because if so, I've got nothing.

Anonymous said...

If that's your hobby, I'd say go for it.

Anonymous said...

It's just plain simple. Maybe that's what he's going for, simple lines, basic black and white, I don't know, I guess the squid still hasn't found the ocean.

Lisa Katz-Paz said...

Oy vey. Bradley honey, this is why you shouldn't smoke pot before you have something important to do.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, if you're spending your holidays with your Amish folks.

Anonymous said...

It's very Bradley. I can see some of my artsy-fartsy friends wearing those clothes.

Anonymous said...

I definitely see a very small market among the artsy, beatnik types that still exist, you see people dressed like that all over NY, but for mass market America, it's just a little too Fugly for me.

mjude said...

WTF?????????????

Gorgeous Things said...

Holiday where? The seventh circle of Hell?

Anonymous said...

"His latest collection, for the 2007 Holidays, takes on clothing conventions and re-imagines what clothes can be. This wildly creative line takes risks that pay off in a big way."

It sounds interesting, but I don't see that in his collection, and I don't understand why it has to be all black and white if it's a holiday collection. It just doesn't look like a holiday collection to me. Where are all the colors?

Bridget said...

Why are they standing like that.

Anonymous said...

Fugly and her hair and makeup just makes it worse.

mjude said...

"Gorgeous Things said...
Holiday where? The seventh circle of Hell?"

LMFAO!!! i couldnt have said it better.

Anonymous said...

Aww, I love Bradley! I think the idea of having the collection all done in black and white is so that you can focus on all the details and shapes.

Anonymous said...

If it's holidays, I'm thinking Halloween, because that has got to be the Grim Reaper in picture 5.

Anonymous said...

Well he may not know who Cher is, but it looks like he sure knows who Charlie Chaplin is.

That looks like a (misguided) homage to the Little Tramp to me.

Anonymous said...

Oh c'mon guys it's not that bad. Very basic and simple yes but not ugly.

Anonymous said...

I've been on holidays like that. I try not to think about them.

ElanorMarije said...

I like the one that was obviously inspired by the Deatheaters. See, even fashion is taking notice of the Harry Potter craze!

Anonymous said...

Piper and Brilliant,
I could not agree more. Charlie Chaplin, Grim Reaper and Wednesday Addams came to mind.

Anonymous said...

I like Bradley's creativity and sense of humor. If I had to choose, I'd probably wear those clothes rather than look like a tight-ass boring skinny rich bitch in Diane Von Furstenburg or Michael Kors. Maybe meeting in the middle -- DVF and MK find the fun a little -- oh wait, that would be Uli. OK, I'll take hers.

Anonymous said...

Um....what?

DolceLorenzo said...

OHMYGOD I don't know what that squid is smoking, but do pass it on, darling!

GothamTomato said...

I suppose this is what happens when you smoke pot while reading Oliver Twist.

--Gotham Tomato

Anonymous said...

I kind of like the hot lesbo look in the last picture.

Eliza said...

Holiday 2007 in an Edward Gorey book!

Anonymous said...

stunning! I love it; especially the hood, and poor posture

xog

Anonymous said...

He's obviously moved beyond the reefer...

Anonymous said...

Um, nope. I got nothin'.

Anonymous said...

uh, how do you punch up the word fugly?

Marty the Wizard

Unknown said...

What is it? A holiday w/ Gomez and Morticia??

Oy!

Anonymous said...

I love the collection! He certainly has a point of view, and you can tell that he thought about it.

Anonymous said...

Holiday?

Which one?

Anonymous said...

I'm amused by the comments. In truth, these are not styles most women could wear, but I could see girls in Tokyo pulling off Bradley's designs quite fetchingly.

Thombeau said...

Yawn.

Some people probably shouldn't be designing clothes...

Anonymous said...

You can also buy his bag here.

Certainly not my taste, but I think this collection targets the people who expresses with self-style, not limiting with ordinary fashion.

notanillusion said...

It actually seems like a collection for mimes, doesn't it?

Anonymous said...

Doobage....lot's of doobage.

Anonymous said...

AHHAHAHahaha!!!

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...
I'm amused by the comments. In truth, these are not styles most women could wear, but I could see girls in Tokyo pulling off Bradley's designs quite fetchingly."

True. You see that style a lot in the Tokyo fashion scene: clothes with few openings,reversible garments, non-sewn clothing; it's a very limited market, but it's a market.

Anonymous said...

It reminds me of Issey Miyake.

Anonymous said...

Bradley's stuff has never been my taste, and some of it borders on (and probably enters) fugdom, but something about it is interesting. Whoever said these looks would work in Japan has a good point. This stuff could make the right person with the right style look really good. There just aren't all that many such people.

And definitely, for a holiday collection - or any collection! - it needs color.

Naked Workshops said...

That model is some clown-white away from pretending to be trapped inside invisible walls. Feh.

Anonymous said...

You people are almost as funny as the boyz, but this one is my fav:

obviously he is celebrating Scoliosis Awareness day

bwahaha!

Anonymous said...

The holidays are obviously a very sad time for Bradley.

I'm not exactly sure what details I'm supposed to be focusing on when I look at these pictures. Mostly because they make me feel very depressed.

Anonymous said...

Definitely what the fashion forward Amish will be wearing to the next barn raising.

Anonymous said...

And he seemed like such a happy guy....

Anonymous said...

It's an interesting concept - a take on clothing conventions and re-imagining what clothes can be - but this collection doesn't do the trick; it's just too simple and basic. It's like Jay said to Kara Janx: "That's a big talk...the talk doesn't match the dress."

Anonymous said...

Oooh!
Amish Birkas!


Emma P.

Brooklyn Bomber said...

"obviously he is celebrating Scoliosis Awareness day"

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"If that's your hobby, I'd say go for it."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking the holiday might be National Font Day as Bradley seems to be rather fond of punctuation and symbols.

My guesses for each look are:
1. left parenthesis
2. generic quote
3. right parenthesis
4. exclamation point
5. question mark
6. paragraph symbol
7. end quote
8. not sure - an umlaut maybe?

Anonymous said...

I saw these elsewhere and was likewise speechless.

Sadly, it appears the squid is still gasping for air out of his ocean and the result are more tinker toys.

Anonymous said...

I think if he's going for quirky, he should let the clothes, rather than the models' postures, send the message. They really are very plain when you ignore the posturing.

Kira said...

Reminds me of the costuming in Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas" ... leached of color.

Jenn said...

Oh, Bradley.....(deep sigh)

Anonymous said...

Damn, where were these clothes when I went home from college for the holidays and tried so hard to flaunt my coolness and independence?!? Just plain fugly

Anonymous said...

klausk:

"it's a very limited market, but it's a market. "

Tokyo proper has a population of about 12 million and the greater metropolitan area has a population of about 20 million. Years ago, it replaced New York as the test market for many fashion designers. Tokyo isn't "a market"; it's "the market."

But, the point I had hoped to make is that really that bulky, concealing designs like these just don't go well over large figures. In contrast when worn by small women these designs accentuate their petite size and make them appear even more delicate.

Anonymous said...

I like the simplicity of his design and his color choice.

And for all the "holiday" jokes...i guess he should have plastered "kiss me I'm irish" or knitted a snowflake sweater.

Anonymous said...

Hmmm.... I think targeting the Homeschooler-Artsy-Amish market is very "audacious".

Godspeed brave Bradley!

Anonymous said...

holy mother of god!

Magadocious Rex said...

I wouldnt wear that if I was buck naked and in the middle of a snowstorm THATS how ugly I think those clothes are!

Anonymous said...

They look like mimes and vaudville rejects. Even as separates they don't look flattering

Anonymous said...

So by Holiday I assume you mean Halloween. Fugly.

blusurfer said...

Its like Mummenschantz meets Fugly. Eep.

Anonymous said...

I love it.

-- desertwind

TED said...

Come on, people. "Holiday" clearly means "rehab." If you're forced to take a month off to dry out, this is exactly what you want to wear.

mamasan said...

It's like an extended Tourette's episode that lasted months and left behind a physical manifestation.

Anonymous said...

I like it. It's very Bradley.

Anonymous said...

I think it's his sense of humor... I Love the hooded dwarf looking thing...

but, let's face it... I've never worn a designer anything LOL

:)

Anonymous said...

did his parents die on christmas day? because i feel that would explain the collection and its ability to make people start weeping uncontrollably.

Anonymous said...

I love bradley and all his strangeness but he's just not going to be able to sell these pieces to a wide variety of people.

christopher.john said...

I don't see anything wrong with the collection. It's innovative, and completely "Bradley". I bet if another designer had done this like Galliano, or Marc Jacobs you bitches would be all over it, but maybe that's just me. But again, I don't see anything wrong with, and he does re-imagine what clothes can be.

Anonymous said...

It's eccentric, but I like it. The blackness makes me focus on the details. There's real design work here, not just another satin slip dress or another boring imitation of "Hollywood glamour."

Magadocious Rex said...

Chris Rodgers said:"I don't see anything wrong with the collection. It's innovative, and completely "Bradley". I bet if another designer had done this like Galliano, or Marc Jacobs you bitches would be all over it,"


I disagree. Sometimes I get my copy of Vogue in the mail and say "WHAT THE HELL!?!?!??!?!" They expect me to wear THIS!? as FASHION?!

Magadocious Rex said...

Now that I look at it again, its really less clothing than it is art.


If these pics were taken in black and white and put up in an art gallery, i could see it, but not as functional clothing. And yes, i know that most runway clothing is not technically functional, but this is a heck of a lot less functional than most of the others. At least with the others, you can glean something, some nugget of something to incorporate into your everyday wardrobe.

Anonymous said...

Fugly.

Anonymous said...

Chris Rodgers said:
"I don't see anything wrong with the collection. It's innovative, and completely "Bradley". I bet if another designer had done this like Galliano, or Marc Jacobs you bitches would be all over it,"

NO.

Angie said...

Doobage....lot's of doobage

YES!

Anonymous said...

When they don't talk about you, (the gay boys) Bradley you should worry.
It takes talent to silence those bitches!

Anonymous said...

You can take my blog-reading privileges away... but there's something that I find oddly likable about these clothes.

Maybe because all she needs is a little mustache, a ratty bowler, and a cane to pull off Charlie Chaplin, which is, in and of itself, endearing

Sewhat? said...

of course you mean speechless as in "What the HELL was he thinking?"

Vic said...

Nice prison outfits.

Anonymous said...

Dang.. that's a whole lot of ugly!!

christopher.john said...

a lot of people disagree with me, but that's fine. but i just think that you should know that all fashion isn't meant for you to wear, just merely for show, and theres nothing wrong with that. lighten up, it's jut fashion!

Anonymous said...

Someone's been watching too many silent movies of a Sunday. Slap an oversized bow on that model's head, and you have yourself Mary Pickford, fresh from the crypt.

Anonymous said...

Well, spinal injuries seem to be in this year

Anonymous said...

Methinks he's been watching Lord of the Rings too much.

kittens not kids said...

hmm, pic #5 is clearly from his Harry Potter film costume line - Designing for Dementors.....

these "clothes" scare me.

the dress in pic #2 looks like it has potential, but otherwise: eurgh.

kittens not kids said...

and: "Its like Mummenschantz meets Fugly. Eep."



i will be laughing over THAT one all night!

Anonymous said...

Wow, not only is it ugly-Its totally boring!

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT. You guys are boring!

Anonymous said...

when I first saw this, I laughed for, like, five minutes. then I thought to myself, "I could make better clothes than this shit, and I can't even use a sewing machine,"

Melissa said...

Oh Bradley. What happened? You got cute and your stuff go some serious ugly!

Ursa said...

Ya know what ... not my cuppa, but there IS a market for it, very design-as-opposed-to-glamour oriented and it's STILL ten times better than any of the shit Vincent produced (and spanked all over or something).

pyramus said...

Most of it does resemble a lot of 1980s Japanese work such as Comme des Garçons and Yohji Yamamoto, and, to a lesser extent, Issey Miyake. It also suggests Martin Margiela (http://www.maisonmartinmargiela.com/): clearly Bradley has been doing his homework. I'd love to see that second piece in more detail: is that a cuffed skirt?

It's not for everybody, god knows, but I like it. On the right woman with the right attitude it could be killer.

Arch of the Covenant said...

Mmmm - yes. Black is the new black! Fastidiously simple. A new paradigm outside of the old lexicon! Silhouettes without shape! The rigidity of the soft hand! Velour! Crepe de chine!! One word, darlings! Holiday in Cambodia!!

Anonymous said...

It's Mummenschantz meets prison chic!

Oy.

Anonymous said...

oh crap... someone beat me to Mummenschantz! That's what I get for not reading the comments first.

Anonymous said...

Ha, Ha, Ha.

Ooops. I meant Ho, Ho, Ho.

Or better yet, I should have said ...

Oh No, Oh No, Oh No.

I have to admit I LOLed. I mean really LOLed.

You know how some people just say they LOLed when they thought something was funny, but didn't really LOL. Well, I definitely LOLed.

I loovved the hoodie ensemble. It was my favorite. Kinda hunch back, meets Igor, meets haute couture.

He definitely has a point of view.

Just don't point that thing at me and expect me to keep a straight face.

LOL.

He's a cutie patootie, but he is definitely out there.

And I mean way out there at a very different elevation than the rest of us.

Just sayin-

Anonymous said...

Scoliosis day ...

Charlie Chaplin, Grim Reaper and Wednesday Addams ...

Doobage....MAJOR doobage ...

Mummenschantz meets Fugly ...

Yall are TOO funny, Had me LOLing some more with the comments.

I mean I can appreciate the design and point of view, but surely yall can appreciate the humor too.

Toooo funny

eric3000 said...

I don't hate it. It's better than Vera Wang.

(You can use that quote for advertising, Bradley.)

Anonymous said...

Is that Natasha from the last 'cycle' of ANTM?

I have to say I like the hoodie, though at second glance the sleeves don't do it for me - My pagan butt likes wide floaty sleeves...

Anonymous said...

Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what a bad bunch of rags. Must curb gag reflex, I just had lunch.

Anonymous said...

I could totally see Miranda July rocking some of those outfits. You would have to have a pretty strong character to pull off those clothes, or they would end up wearing you.

lisasabatier said...

Good lord.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I like the simplicity of his design and his color choice.

And for all the "holiday" jokes...i guess he should have plastered "kiss me I'm irish" or knitted a snowflake sweater.
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I rather like the collection. It is the title of "Holiday Collection" that is garnering all of the attention. If he was going for irony or sarcasm in the title...I think he made it.

BTW...all of you guys are hilarious. I have been LMAO with tears rolling and everyone wants to know why...somethings are just meant to be kept from your supervisor!

SisterZip aka Pam

Anonymous said...

I see he's still hittin the pipe.

mumblesalot (Laura A) said...

I think there could be a good market with mime's. . The Outside of the Museum collection

Anonymous said...

Thats some scary shit going on there.

whew...

Unknown said...

Huh? What r u guys talking about? these are very well done stuff by brad. Love the unusual design of it. If im a girl ill totally wear every piece of it to work from Mon to Fri.
Btw, im a graphic designer.