All we were going to do was post a one-line joke about this pic:
Anyway, we realized we completely forgot to talk about her dress this week.
Anyway, see you on the couch tonight for Episode 3, Dears!
[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]
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She let Finley do her makeup.
the whole "snake biting u in the ass" looks soo....eeww. It looks more like yucky tentacle porn in dress form.
The back is HIDEOUS! What the fuck was she thinking?
Mommy, can I sleep with you tonight? That lady scares me.
Dear Wendy,
Congratulations! Ringling Brothers called. It looks like your application has been approved. You're on your way to your new career! Considering your desparate attempt at fashion design has been dismal at best, I would suggest you jump at this new opportunity. You were born for it clowngirl!
Oh my GAWD!!! Wendy's makeup reminds me of that Simpson's episode when Homer thinks up new invention, one being a makeup shot gun. Homer shoots Marge in the face and she replies "I think you have it set on whore Homer"
What the F was Wendy thinking!??!!
that dress is kind of sickening. puts me in mind of meat hanging on a hook. that thing on the back looks as if it's emerging from her nether regions. yuck.
I'm sorry but I don't think I can handle living through Pepper again. I'd just about gotten the nightmares out of my system.
I knew you wouldn't let me down, you sweet boys. Lolly Pepper deserves a post all her own because the total package--dress and designer--is unique in its total hideousness.
Thank you, dahlings, for helping me feel superior to this woman in every way.
I cannot believe what these models had to go through. This is the clowniest season ever!
Nina Garcia is right, this outfit really does look unfinished, especially if you look at the back of it. That's why I love those screen captions. You get to see all the details.
She is STILL a hideous hag, even after her weight loss and makeover. She should be thanking her lucky stars for ANY sort of publicity she has had since being on the show, because the talent certainly is not there.....isn't she designing lollipops these days? She, Zulema, and Jeffrey should get together as the Unholy Three! YIKES!!!
Is this dress suppose to represent the envy of people with incontinence problems ? I worry about what is attached to all of those straps disappearing out of sight.
OMG ! Its "What Ever Happened to Baby Jane"!
Looking at Wendy is such a self-esteem boost. Even if I'll never be one-quarter as fabulous as Laura, I'm still way way better than La Pepper.
"Anonymous said...
Oh my GAWD!!! Wendy's makeup reminds me of that Simpson's episode when Homer thinks up new invention, one being a makeup shot gun. Homer shoots Marge in the face and she replies "I think you have it set on whore Homer"
5:09 pm"
BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!
That's the best laugh I've had all day, and I've sorely needed it. Thank you for the perfect reference, anon. 5:09.
Gawd, that's nasty. It looks like she's wearing a butt plug through her clothes. The only envy about this dress is that people who see it are suddenly envious of the blind. Or dead. Ugh.
and what the flip is on her face??? it looks like she taped a couple of last year's mardi gras masks together!
Hey you guys...I LOVED that dress and her makeup was great!!!
I'm sorry guys, aliens with two-tone hair and overly-lined lips just took over my computer. I was helpless to edit their comments. I think that's the uniform of their home planet.
Looking at Wendy is such a self-esteem boost. Even if I'll never be one-quarter as fabulous as Laura, I'm still way way better than La Pepper.
Oh, SO true! Laura and Wendy are on opposite ends of the spectrum of fabulosity. Laura is a 10, and Wendy...well, Wendy is completely devoid of fabulousness, so she is absolute zero. And from now on I plan to use that scale to judge everything and everybody: "Well, she's no Laura Bennett, but she's loads better than Wendy Pepper...I'd say she's about a 6 on the fabulous scale."
I'm with Steve Thornton on this one. When I saw the back I immediately thought "butt-plug." But then I think about butt-plugs quite often.
Worse, it looks like the butt-plug is trying to find it's way back home through the dress. So not a flattering look.
The front looks like what would happen if someone tried to make an Uli dress (most specifically, the couture one) in half an hour in the dark, and the back just makes me think of colonics.
And no model wants to have to strut her stuff with most of her face obscurred. Obviously I missed something, but where did she get that face grabber, anyway? It doesn't exactly scream Macy's Accessory Wall.
Oh and by the way, boys, I was in a bodega early today where the radio was playing that execrable "Unforgettable" duet, and just when I'd finally gotten it out of my head ...
I couldn't care less about La Pepper's "designs". I certainly would never buy one as a gift, not even for a joke. And I do not know of anyone who would, either.
What bothers me is that she is breathing our air -- the very stuff we depend upon to live. Yes, Life can be so unfair! Wait a minute. She does breathe, doesn't she? Someone get a mirror ... and a wooden stake, just in case.
I know Wendy said she did not know a lot about makeup, but come on!
How much do you have to know to realize that lip liner and lipstick does not need to go almost to your nose? There is no excuse in the world for that.
And the eyeshadow... I guess she saw it on a runway model and thought hey, I can do that!
Wendy... you are not a runway model. You are a 40-something mother. DEAL WITH IT. You don't have to join a quilting circle (besides, with your sewing skills, or lack thereof, they wouldn't have you anyway) but don't go painting green and blue eyeshadow all over half of your face!!!
If you don't know about makeup, then do yourself a favor and play it safe. Neutrals are your friend.
I think someone had a fight with their diaper service.
sheesh
The back of this dress? "Poo floats."
The front of this look?
Michael Jackson's kid is missing his mask.
Wendy's envy dress makes the model look like she's pooping! (did I just say that?) Her makeup job reminds me of the Barbie Beauty Shop head I had as a child. We used to put blue eyeshadow all the way up to her brows *because we were seven and didn't know any better*.
The back of this dress looks like a pole got stuck up her ass and was tied to her neck.
What's with the butt-plug on a rope, on the back of that dress??
--Gotham Tomato
"Dear Wendy,
Congratulations! Ringling Brothers called. It looks like your application has been approved. You're on your way to your new career! Considering your desparate attempt at fashion design has been dismal at best, I would suggest you jump at this new opportunity. You were born for it clowngirl!"
Um...I used to work for Ringling, and I can garantee you that she would never work there except to, maybe, walk behind the elephants with a shovel. But even that's iffy (that overzealous lipstick could cause a stampede).
Professional clowns have a phrase for someone with bad make-up, like Wendy's: We call it a 'B.A. face'.
The 'B.A.' stands for 'broken asshole'.
--Gotham Tomato
I can't make fun of her, because, frankly, she looks like she might suffer from a mental illness and even I am not that mean. It's hard, though!
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