I am Nina, hear me roar.

Monday, August 07, 2006 by

Anyone else notice that our girl Nina was a little...red hot last week?


"You SUCK!"


"Are you fucking kidding me with this cowl neck bullshit?"


"You are dead to me. Do you hear me? DEAD."


"God, why are you torturing me with these talentless hacks?"


"Do you see what you've done to me? Slackjawed! I'm slackjawed!"


"Back off, bitch! Those pants look like she took a shit in them!"


"We're gonna give it to Jubilee Jumbles? What the FUCK."


"Whatever, Heidi. It's not like I shop at Macy's anyway."

Nina honey, we love you like a gay kid love sequins, but it might be time to switch to decaf.


[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

27 comments:

Tcat said...

BWAH! Nina was speeding recklessly in the passing lane on her power trip. I'm surprised she didn't walk up to Bonnie and slap her face for daring to waste her time.

allison said...

hahaha. oh man the show would be so much better if she had said all of that.

Kevin said...

"we love you like a gay kid love sequins."
ROFL.

Julianna said...

And I thought it was only I who thought these things of Nina. She's great, but I could see her being such a bitch.

You make me giggle, kids =]

Alden V said...

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA... i love you guys

The Scarlett said...

Favorite line?
"You are dead to me. Do you hear me? DEAD."

And she was without question slackjawed. Michael Kors is the remedy for that.

Fritter said...

I've read this post like 10 times and nearly pee myself with laughter every time! :D You guys totally rule! Thank you.

Cheesegirl said...

Listen to Tim Gunn's podcast if you can. You find out behind the scenes stuff but I think Nina should have one too (who knows what would spout out of her mouth)!

Anonymous said...

Another blogger commented that NINAGARCIA was riding the crimson wave....Don't we love the 'Net?

Rishy said...

oh lord Nina i love you
you guffaws keep me watching

funconditional said...

Maybe Nina is trying to quit smoking or something, she seemed a little edgy. I loved her comment to Uli re: the design being for a slightly older customer. "Even if it IS for someone older, I DON'T think they want to LOOK older (you stupid bitch)!"

Anonymous said...

OK, that was just to F'ing funny. You guys keep me in stitches.... hehehe.

Anonymous said...

you guys complete my life.

Boston Jason said...

I hate that Garcia bitch. I would love Nina more if she talked like that! Love you guys.

annabelle said...

Again, I almost fell out of my chair. Brilliant.

David said...

Well done. Genius.

electro_lite said...

Nina does not suffer fools. You go, Nina! I worship your sequin aura.

Anonymous said...

Oh Nina, nina, nina, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

It's ok honey, we'll smoke some Nat Shermans and laugh at fat people at Neiman Marcus ok?

Love,
Ninjarina

katiecoo said...

Is she channeling Michael Kors?

jodi said...

So funny. Thanks, I needed that. :)

Anonymous said...

I love it! You guys are fab.

Gigi said...

I'd be bitchy too if someone showed me a peach cowl-neck tunic!

Anonymous said...

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"

LMAO!

Perfect! She can be such a bitch!

Anonymous said...

I'm in tears right now from laughter. Nothing beats the perceptual filters of Project Rungay.

Anonymous said...

I think Nina is HOT!!!

Burnin4yaNinainAZ

S.J. Donovan said...

Dear PRGays,

I've been reading all of your posts EVER, and I think this may have been the best one ever.

Anonymous said...

Every day I thank God that I don't work for Nina Garcia.