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I am Nina, hear me roar.

Anyone else notice that our girl Nina was a hot last week?

"You SUCK!"

"Are you fucking kidding me with this cowl neck bullshit?"

"You are dead to me. Do you hear me? DEAD."

"God, why are you torturing me with these talentless hacks?"

"Do you see what you've done to me? Slackjawed! I'm slackjawed!"

"Back off, bitch! Those pants look like she took a shit in them!"

"We're gonna give it to Jubilee Jumbles? What the FUCK."

"Whatever, Heidi. It's not like I shop at Macy's anyway."

Nina honey, we love you like a gay kid love sequins, but it might be time to switch to decaf.

[Screencaps: Project RunGay]


BWAH! Nina was speeding recklessly in the passing lane on her power trip. I'm surprised she didn't walk up to Bonnie and slap her face for daring to waste her time.

hahaha. oh man the show would be so much better if she had said all of that.

"we love you like a gay kid love sequins."

And I thought it was only I who thought these things of Nina. She's great, but I could see her being such a bitch.

You make me giggle, kids =]

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA... i love you guys

Favorite line?
"You are dead to me. Do you hear me? DEAD."

And she was without question slackjawed. Michael Kors is the remedy for that.

I've read this post like 10 times and nearly pee myself with laughter every time! :D You guys totally rule! Thank you.

Listen to Tim Gunn's podcast if you can. You find out behind the scenes stuff but I think Nina should have one too (who knows what would spout out of her mouth)!

Another blogger commented that NINAGARCIA was riding the crimson wave....Don't we love the 'Net?

oh lord Nina i love you
you guffaws keep me watching


Maybe Nina is trying to quit smoking or something, she seemed a little edgy. I loved her comment to Uli re: the design being for a slightly older customer. "Even if it IS for someone older, I DON'T think they want to LOOK older (you stupid bitch)!"

OK, that was just to F'ing funny. You guys keep me in stitches.... hehehe.

you guys complete my life.

Boston Jason

I hate that Garcia bitch. I would love Nina more if she talked like that! Love you guys.

Again, I almost fell out of my chair. Brilliant.

Well done. Genius.

Nina does not suffer fools. You go, Nina! I worship your sequin aura.

Oh Nina, nina, nina, who lit the fuse on your tampon?

It's ok honey, we'll smoke some Nat Shermans and laugh at fat people at Neiman Marcus ok?


Is she channeling Michael Kors?

So funny. Thanks, I needed that. :)

I love it! You guys are fab.

I'd be bitchy too if someone showed me a peach cowl-neck tunic!

"Who lit the fuse on your tampon?"


Perfect! She can be such a bitch!

I'm in tears right now from laughter. Nothing beats the perceptual filters of Project Rungay.

I think Nina is HOT!!!


Dear PRGays,

I've been reading all of your posts EVER, and I think this may have been the best one ever.

Every day I thank God that I don't work for Nina Garcia.

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