An Exciting NEW Innovation in Women's Wear!

Thursday, August 03, 2006 by




JOCKSTRAPS!

They're FRESH!

They're FEMININE!

They're NOW!



[Photo: Bravotv.com]

18 comments:

LisaSabatier said...

And the nippies, on the verge of skanky!

Alden V said...

i think that part lost them the challenge.

Anonymous said...

I was thinking more along the lines of 'upside-down trash bag'.

Holster's Ghost said...

Looks like a cros between the sperm in "Bananas" and the boys in "Clockwork Orange."

Banana Cockwork skirt/shirt.

Even Woody Allen isn't safe from the Killing Me Softly with his Sarong Keith.

Jeff said...

Ok I could not tell what the fuck that was until just now. It looked like a wifebeater but I wasnt sure. Who thinks the average Macy's (office worker) customer would wear that? Its just one of those trends that shouldn't be.. Like when puka shells came back in style a few years ago.

The Enforcer said...

It looked like a half-on half-off wrestling singlet to me.
Very "I'm cutting weight for this week's tournament" chic. Not.
=P

Anonymous said...

Those look like stirrup pants made for someone much shorter.

Anonymous said...

Actually, she kind of looks like she just escaped from a mental institution, still in her robe but having managed to get out of her straight jacket.

Washington Cube said...

I think that's where Keef was ripping off an old Vivienne Westwood punk era bondage design with the dangling strips and bits of metal. :::innocent eyes::: Maybe it was in one of his books. 0:)

Anonymous said...

I'm confused, though. Didn't he say that it was an inverted tank top that could become a dress? Can she pull the straps up and make it back into a tank top again? Did I dream that last night?

Marcus said...

I love Jeff and his whole "I-am-an-individual-damn-it" thing, but is anyone else freaked out by his giraffe-esque neck: that thing was totally intended for plucking foliage off treetops.

katiecoo said...

What in the H E double L was THAT? Didn't KickedtothecurbKeith try to sell that ensemble as some sort of day to evening wear? A tank top that turns in to a dress?

Easy access dress I say...front AND back! (OMG!)

Anonymous said...

Norma Kamali on crack...

Anonymous said...

maybe for evening, you hike up your leg and poke it through one of those holes, thus making one of those stupid bloomer dresses which have been showing up of late?

Anonymous said...

Now THIS is wickety wack.

I was shocked that the judges liked this. I think it's as hideous as Jeffrey's neck and Keith's soul (if he has one.)
--RoastDuckMangoSalsa

Anonymous said...

Marcus,

Jeff may have a whole "I-am-an-individual-damnit" thing,

but did you notice that in Epi 4 he had on an Old Navy T-Shirt?
(I know because my husband has the same one) ^_^

-PRFanGirl

Gorgeous Things said...

But look at the bright side, they keep your saddlebags all perky!

TLo said...

Hi Gorgeous Things,

LOVE the TheSewingDivas blog. Fabulous!