Dueling Heidis

Friday, August 25, 2006 by

NOW IT CAN BE REVEALED!

We've blown the lid off of Project Runway's latest scandal by cracking the code of this so-called "German" Heidi tried to slip past us.


"Listen, we want to keep the crazy guy for a few more episodes. Just say you like the dress and I'll get your daughter in the final three."



"Fine. Just promise me this won't be broadcast in Germany. I'd die if my neighbors saw me in this thing."


"She loves the dress!"

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROFL. Very funny, guys.

BigAssBelle said...

ah . . . I knew it! conspiring german hussies . . .

are y'all going to find out why heidi was displaying herself for all to see? slip, anyone?

are slips out? no one wears them anymore? do folks just walk around looking naked beneath their clothes?

Anonymous said...

Actually, it DOES seem clear that Heidi K is the defender of Vincent among the judges.
But why? Does he remind her of an old boyfriend or something?

Bie said...

Oh. My. ThePRGayBoys.

anapestic said...

I think you're on to something, anonymous. Vincent and Seal: separated at birth!

Anonymous said...

I totally knew something was afoot! It completely explains why there were no subtitles on the broadcast. Gah. Well done, boys!

One fabulous bitch said...

HAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! I think you're exactly right!

Anonymous said...

Heeeeee hee hee! I *thought* something seemed off about that.

Anonymous said...

Actually, anapestic, the father of her first child is a much much MUCH older gentlement that you never think a woman like Heidi would give a second look at.
So maybe she has a thing for Daddy types.

Anonymous said...

i was totally trippin out when i heard heidi speak german, i was convinced up to this point that she was faking that accent to hide the fact that she's really from boulder colorado.

katiecoo said...

Dang I know I don't speak German well, ok, at all, but I swear to God what I heard was "I don't care about anything else but getting those Project RunGay Boys to Bryant Park!". Didn't anyone else hear that?

Anonymous said...

Damn! I knew it!

And they said I couldn't listen to German and pick out random words to make a sentence ^_~

<33 Sarah

Alden V said...
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Alden V said...

i knew there was something fishy about that german exchange between the heidis... lol

Anonymous said...

I completely agree with anon 3:21! There is something afoot.

WonderTwin Gays - ACTIVATE! Get to the bottom of this mystery.

Anonymous said...

Oh. My. God.

I have an icedgrandenonfatlattewithtwoshotsofcoconut shooting out my nose.

I know, TMI but that was hysterical.

I'm with you Katiecoo.....we gotta figure out a way to get these guys into Bryant Park...

Anonymous said...

ROFL. I don't know any German but I have a feeling that she said more than just "I love it."
LOL. Thanks, guys.

Anonymous said...

LOL.
Yeah, I wish Bravo had translated that. I ws kinf of annoyed with that.

Anonymous said...

I just cried laughing, another fabulous post!

I took 5 years of German and the PRGayBoys are correct! :)

Anonymous said...

Sorry boston jason, you're german is no good. it was an innocent conversation, and Heidi (Uli's mom) did, amazingly, love the dress... but i'm sure this is what they said to each other in their eyes.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry to destroy your delusion,
but actualy she said something complete different XD
i understand german,
but nevertheles
this comment was fucking hilarious XD
maybe it would have been better if she really said that XD

manny greetings,
i love you guys

Oluashino