Breakfast Meat

Thursday, August 07, 2008 by
A little meat to go with your morning coffee, darlings.




"Ew! He's got a rat tail!"

"Yuck! Tattoos!!!"

Shut it. We'd hit that so hard it'd wind up in next week.

[Photos: www.myspace.com/amazins]

65 comments:

Allen said...

Damn right! I'd hit it hard too!

Man ... him at IML or even Folsom ... Grr! :D

Sewhat? said...

Nipple rings always make me think of door knockers...

I would be nervous about them catching on something. Owww !

ToddNY said...

OH. MY. GOD. Thank you from the bottom of my pants.

BlueJay said...

Damn, he is HOT!

tom in kc said...

That's so delicious it must be fattening.

FashionFanatic said...

I'm sweating.

Joe J. said...

Nipple rings gross me out way more than any duck tail or tattoo. They always look like they should have tiny little bath towels hanging off of them, or something.

Mariana (The Unoriginal) said...

HOT HOT HOT

GucciGirl said...

Why can't my boyfriend look like that?

Bizzy said...

my goodness he is hot and yummy

SharpNeedle said...

Yep! Fucking hot pictures! Can I marry him?

Bailey said...

You know, even though his designs still suck ass, I can see the Keith attraction a little more now, after a few episodes. I still don't think he's mega-hot or anything. And honestly, there's nothing less attractive than dudes desperately posting shirtless pics to their MySpace. Congratulations, you have nipples.

Isabella said...

"Bailey said...
there's nothing less attractive than dudes desperately posting shirtless pics to their MySpace. Congratulations, you have nipples."


I love desperate men.

jen in philly said...

I guess this was taken pre-shoulder tattoo. Did anyone else notice last night that it seems like there's a line going through the tat on his side/lower back? I paused the DVR, but couldn't tell if the line was a scar or intentional or what.

Anyhow, even the straight girls like the breakfast meat. Thanks, guys!

Anonymous said...

at 10:03 Joe J. said...
Nipple rings gross...
They always look like they should have tiny little bath towels hanging off of them, or something.


LOL. I am sure that can be accomplished with a bit of photoshop editing.

I Want to think he is hot, but sorry, I just can't. He is the faceless nobody you can't remember at your high school reunion. Yawn.
guess I am still not gay

saiariddle said...

Actually, that tattoo is really cool! I approve.

But you guys can have him. He does absolutely nothing for me.

hello, i'm patsy stone said...

Sorry, ew. I just can't get over the rat tail. Maybe if it were used as a rein?

That and he'd have to keep his mouth shut.

MarceloF said...

The man is HOT!

Mischa said...

Great shots! I also love his tattoos and nipple rings are so sexy.

Anonymous said...

He is HAWT!

CHC said...

Keith is fucking hot, he's a real piece of man.

CroqueMonsieur said...

He is absolutely delicious. I’d bang him in a heartbeat.

Anonymous said...

toddny, you crack me up!

Bill said...

Call me Diana Morales. I'm feeling nothing.

Karmander said...

I wasn't into Keith until he made that goofy-ass reaction face to one of nina's comments, the whole cartoony "uh oh!" face. I like a man who's not too self-aware

Pop Culture Dork said...

He was delicious to me until I saw the damn rat tail. I can't get past it now.

Carol said...

Tatts - hot.
Nipple rings - potentially hot and also, entertainment value.

Ratstail - not hot. But 2 outta 3 ain't bad.

I wouldn't kick him outta bed =)

Also hot - that he has a vanity portfolio. Arrogance is delicious. But only if you're hot.

Anonymous said...

Nipple rings and the narrowest set of shoulders that I think I've ever seen on a man? No thanks, he doesn't do it for me.

lovemesometlo said...

Sorry, he does nothing for me. Nothing.

Anonymous said...

I'll take one Kieth, to go, with a side of fries.

C'est moi, c'est moi Lola said...

Sorry boys, he just looks too NASCAR for me. He just screams gay white trash. And before the PC Police get to me, let's say I can speak from experience.

However, to each their own. If you'd hit it hard, I'd check to make sure he had his shots first.... I love you TLo, but..whoah there!

TheNYCourier said...

That tattoo is hot.

Oh, and he looks about a million times better without the glasses.

Spiral Jacobs said...

He looks like a gay, tattooed, nipple be-ringed Ben Affleck. Which is fine if you go in for that sort of thing.

Anonymous said...

yes Spiral Jacobs, you are right. The long Afflect face!

But "Hello I am Patsy Stone", you are the best. God, I wish I could hang out with you and laugh all night long. He would, indeed, have to keep his mouth shut. The minute he opens it,we realize he is an idiot.

kath said...

I don't see the appeal. Plus, the rat tail and nipple rings really put me off.

Anonymous said...

He's got a lot to work with but needs serious help in the styling department. Definitely someone who needs some gays!

lynette said...

Every time I see a guy (in person) walking around with nipple rings, the temptation to reach out and flick them is overwhelming.

Flick the rings playfully, that is.

Okay, I'll go sit in the corner now.

Z said...

well...I'm as gay as gay can be, and I find him about as titillating as a SKORT...or in his case, a poofy 80's skirt for an Olympic challenge. But fashion aside, all I have to say is what you said to Jennifer: Really?? If you think he's all that you'd just LOVE Ohio. He just has NO S.A.! He's not even interesting in a dark moody way. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice chap and all, but I just don't understand all these wet panties over what I see as a wet rag. Oh well, viva la difference I guess. (Sorry for the long response, I'm just flabbergasted at the constant "ooohhh so hawt" about him.)

Anonymous said...

I actually really love inked up men, but the rat tail really is a problem. Really.

Eric said...

I'd take him--with our without his Mormon temple garments.

Anonymous said...

Yes, that's definitely the whole package!

I actually prefer the nipple rings over the horse tattoo.

Unless that's a sly clue.....

BrianB

Lenora said...

Singing along with Bill; "Nothing, I felt nothing except the feeling that this bullshit was absurd"

I have more of a problem with the nipple rings than the tats. I suppose the rattail doesn't do much for me either.

Rosie's Girl said...

joe j. said...
Nipple rings... always look like they should have tiny little bath towels hanging off of them, or something.

Heeheehee! Thanks for that image!

Cure for rat tail - scissors. He's got to sleep sometime!

Gorgeous Things said...

bill said...
"Call me Diana Morales. I'm feeling nothing."

Perfect! I needed a Chorus Line reference. I agree. He's cute in that "gee, I'd hate to see my little brother dating him. And the double nipple rings don't do it for me. It's trying too hard.

brilliant said...

meh.

Beef and Fur (Jake) said...

And apparently he is hung like a horse....think about it....yeah...funny!

kjt said...

As my mother always used to threaten:
"The hair fairy knows where you live...
and she carries scissors."

The hair fairy needs to visit Keith.

LOL towels hanging off of the nipple rings!!!
I see them in a new light now. Maybe someone who sews can make two and send them to him.

Anonymous said...

the first pic does nothing for me because he looks like he is Perez Hilton's buffer cousin.
ewwwww....

Anonymous said...

He's hot. He's athletic and he seems mysterious. Maybe it's the dark hair.

MIrw said...

He's hot, he's talented, and he's out.

PeterThePan said...

Damn, he's hot! And he's going home... with me.

Ted said...

Please tell me he has Prince Albert!

TokyoDoll said...

HOT!! Call me if you ever plan on switching teams, stud.

Joanie said...

Tattoos can be quite intriguing, depending on placement and design. I'm not a big fan of ass antlers/panama city license plate tats, but almost all others I can kind of understand because they generally have some significance to the living canvas. Tattoos can be art, but they need to be approached as such in the first place and not relegated to a drunked mistake at 3am.

The nipple rings, while I get those, too, are much less appealing if only from a hygiene perspective. I know, I know. But, really, who wants to kiss Krusty the Clown, right?

And thank you for these photos of my favorite gay Mormon. They were lovely.

lemniscus said...

definitely some flava there but nipple rings? Seriously? no...just no.

Kanani said...

DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!!!

Too much information. All it gets from me is a big yuck.

Anonymous said...

Gentlemen -- if this is what anyone (gay or straight) finds attractive I really must be too old or blind. He is NOT hot -- narrow shoulders as others noted, very weird right ear, poochy lower gut (don't get blinded to that by the sight of his pubes), and most of all, facial expression like a complete moron. Why not get a blowup doll? Sorry if I hurt any of his admirers' feelings, but I am just not seeing an ounce of hotness.

Anonymous said...

I'm confused - how did you guys get access to these shots?

Lenora said...

@anon 11:18- they are from his myspace page

Anonymous said...

Yeah, but all I find there are fashion shots. What gives?

Donny B said...

The abs are clearly fake, either by airbrushing or make-up. But the rest? Nice.

Anonymous said...

I'm disappointed in Keith's choice of MySpace picture - one of the things I liked about him at first was that he didn't seem like your typical Weho or Chelsea gay guy - somehow more manly and authentic.

But putting a studio beefcake shot of yourself on your profile is the first step on a slippery slope. Once you get into the habit of objectifying yourself and others it's hard to stop.

He says he wants to find a boyfriend and settle down. But I'm afraid that he'll move to New York and become just another man-slut. Tragic. Please don't, Keith!

Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for the horse tattoo to be added to, to make a unicorn. that'd be so hawt on him.

Anonymous said...

Baby, I'd ride that with all the horsepower I got and then some! Although he does seem like a one trick pony, that mustang can ride my way any day! Mmm, Hmmm I'd giv'em a taste.

trygvemarck02 said...

i wanna keep him in my pocket (pants) forever! :D .. luvv you keith!!!!!!!!!! seriouslyy i can be your hoe! :D <3