"Ew! He's got a rat tail!"
"Yuck! Tattoos!!!"
Shut it. We'd hit that so hard it'd wind up in next week.
[Photos: www.myspace.com/amazins]
Breakfast Meat
Thursday, August 07, 2008 by Author
A little meat to go with your morning coffee, darlings.
"Ew! He's got a rat tail!"
"Yuck! Tattoos!!!"
Shut it. We'd hit that so hard it'd wind up in next week.
[Photos: www.myspace.com/amazins]
"Ew! He's got a rat tail!"
"Yuck! Tattoos!!!"
Shut it. We'd hit that so hard it'd wind up in next week.
[Photos: www.myspace.com/amazins]
64 comments:
Damn right! I'd hit it hard too!
Man ... him at IML or even Folsom ... Grr! :D
Nipple rings always make me think of door knockers...
I would be nervous about them catching on something. Owww !
OH. MY. GOD. Thank you from the bottom of my pants.
Damn, he is HOT!
That's so delicious it must be fattening.
I'm sweating.
Nipple rings gross me out way more than any duck tail or tattoo. They always look like they should have tiny little bath towels hanging off of them, or something.
HOT HOT HOT
Why can't my boyfriend look like that?
my goodness he is hot and yummy
Yep! Fucking hot pictures! Can I marry him?
You know, even though his designs still suck ass, I can see the Keith attraction a little more now, after a few episodes. I still don't think he's mega-hot or anything. And honestly, there's nothing less attractive than dudes desperately posting shirtless pics to their MySpace. Congratulations, you have nipples.
"Bailey said...
there's nothing less attractive than dudes desperately posting shirtless pics to their MySpace. Congratulations, you have nipples."
I love desperate men.
I guess this was taken pre-shoulder tattoo. Did anyone else notice last night that it seems like there's a line going through the tat on his side/lower back? I paused the DVR, but couldn't tell if the line was a scar or intentional or what.
Anyhow, even the straight girls like the breakfast meat. Thanks, guys!
at 10:03 Joe J. said...
Nipple rings gross...
They always look like they should have tiny little bath towels hanging off of them, or something.
LOL. I am sure that can be accomplished with a bit of photoshop editing.
I Want to think he is hot, but sorry, I just can't. He is the faceless nobody you can't remember at your high school reunion. Yawn.
guess I am still not gay
Actually, that tattoo is really cool! I approve.
But you guys can have him. He does absolutely nothing for me.
Sorry, ew. I just can't get over the rat tail. Maybe if it were used as a rein?
That and he'd have to keep his mouth shut.
The man is HOT!
Great shots! I also love his tattoos and nipple rings are so sexy.
He is HAWT!
Keith is fucking hot, he's a real piece of man.
He is absolutely delicious. I’d bang him in a heartbeat.
toddny, you crack me up!
Call me Diana Morales. I'm feeling nothing.
I wasn't into Keith until he made that goofy-ass reaction face to one of nina's comments, the whole cartoony "uh oh!" face. I like a man who's not too self-aware
He was delicious to me until I saw the damn rat tail. I can't get past it now.
Tatts - hot.
Nipple rings - potentially hot and also, entertainment value.
Ratstail - not hot. But 2 outta 3 ain't bad.
I wouldn't kick him outta bed =)
Also hot - that he has a vanity portfolio. Arrogance is delicious. But only if you're hot.
Nipple rings and the narrowest set of shoulders that I think I've ever seen on a man? No thanks, he doesn't do it for me.
Sorry, he does nothing for me. Nothing.
I'll take one Kieth, to go, with a side of fries.
Sorry boys, he just looks too NASCAR for me. He just screams gay white trash. And before the PC Police get to me, let's say I can speak from experience.
However, to each their own. If you'd hit it hard, I'd check to make sure he had his shots first.... I love you TLo, but..whoah there!
That tattoo is hot.
Oh, and he looks about a million times better without the glasses.
He looks like a gay, tattooed, nipple be-ringed Ben Affleck. Which is fine if you go in for that sort of thing.
yes Spiral Jacobs, you are right. The long Afflect face!
But "Hello I am Patsy Stone", you are the best. God, I wish I could hang out with you and laugh all night long. He would, indeed, have to keep his mouth shut. The minute he opens it,we realize he is an idiot.
I don't see the appeal. Plus, the rat tail and nipple rings really put me off.
He's got a lot to work with but needs serious help in the styling department. Definitely someone who needs some gays!
Every time I see a guy (in person) walking around with nipple rings, the temptation to reach out and flick them is overwhelming.
Flick the rings playfully, that is.
Okay, I'll go sit in the corner now.
well...I'm as gay as gay can be, and I find him about as titillating as a SKORT...or in his case, a poofy 80's skirt for an Olympic challenge. But fashion aside, all I have to say is what you said to Jennifer: Really?? If you think he's all that you'd just LOVE Ohio. He just has NO S.A.! He's not even interesting in a dark moody way. Don't get me wrong, he seems like a nice chap and all, but I just don't understand all these wet panties over what I see as a wet rag. Oh well, viva la difference I guess. (Sorry for the long response, I'm just flabbergasted at the constant "ooohhh so hawt" about him.)
I actually really love inked up men, but the rat tail really is a problem. Really.
I'd take him--with our without his Mormon temple garments.
Yes, that's definitely the whole package!
I actually prefer the nipple rings over the horse tattoo.
Unless that's a sly clue.....
BrianB
Singing along with Bill; "Nothing, I felt nothing except the feeling that this bullshit was absurd"
I have more of a problem with the nipple rings than the tats. I suppose the rattail doesn't do much for me either.
joe j. said...
Nipple rings... always look like they should have tiny little bath towels hanging off of them, or something.
Heeheehee! Thanks for that image!
Cure for rat tail - scissors. He's got to sleep sometime!
bill said...
"Call me Diana Morales. I'm feeling nothing."
Perfect! I needed a Chorus Line reference. I agree. He's cute in that "gee, I'd hate to see my little brother dating him. And the double nipple rings don't do it for me. It's trying too hard.
And apparently he is hung like a horse....think about it....yeah...funny!
As my mother always used to threaten:
"The hair fairy knows where you live...
and she carries scissors."
The hair fairy needs to visit Keith.
LOL towels hanging off of the nipple rings!!!
I see them in a new light now. Maybe someone who sews can make two and send them to him.
the first pic does nothing for me because he looks like he is Perez Hilton's buffer cousin.
ewwwww....
He's hot. He's athletic and he seems mysterious. Maybe it's the dark hair.
He's hot, he's talented, and he's out.
Damn, he's hot! And he's going home... with me.
Please tell me he has Prince Albert!
HOT!! Call me if you ever plan on switching teams, stud.
Tattoos can be quite intriguing, depending on placement and design. I'm not a big fan of ass antlers/panama city license plate tats, but almost all others I can kind of understand because they generally have some significance to the living canvas. Tattoos can be art, but they need to be approached as such in the first place and not relegated to a drunked mistake at 3am.
The nipple rings, while I get those, too, are much less appealing if only from a hygiene perspective. I know, I know. But, really, who wants to kiss Krusty the Clown, right?
And thank you for these photos of my favorite gay Mormon. They were lovely.
definitely some flava there but nipple rings? Seriously? no...just no.
DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER!!!
Too much information. All it gets from me is a big yuck.
Gentlemen -- if this is what anyone (gay or straight) finds attractive I really must be too old or blind. He is NOT hot -- narrow shoulders as others noted, very weird right ear, poochy lower gut (don't get blinded to that by the sight of his pubes), and most of all, facial expression like a complete moron. Why not get a blowup doll? Sorry if I hurt any of his admirers' feelings, but I am just not seeing an ounce of hotness.
I'm confused - how did you guys get access to these shots?
@anon 11:18- they are from his myspace page
Yeah, but all I find there are fashion shots. What gives?
The abs are clearly fake, either by airbrushing or make-up. But the rest? Nice.
I'm disappointed in Keith's choice of MySpace picture - one of the things I liked about him at first was that he didn't seem like your typical Weho or Chelsea gay guy - somehow more manly and authentic.
But putting a studio beefcake shot of yourself on your profile is the first step on a slippery slope. Once you get into the habit of objectifying yourself and others it's hard to stop.
He says he wants to find a boyfriend and settle down. But I'm afraid that he'll move to New York and become just another man-slut. Tragic. Please don't, Keith!
I'm waiting for the horse tattoo to be added to, to make a unicorn. that'd be so hawt on him.
Baby, I'd ride that with all the horsepower I got and then some! Although he does seem like a one trick pony, that mustang can ride my way any day! Mmm, Hmmm I'd giv'em a taste.
i wanna keep him in my pocket (pants) forever! :D .. luvv you keith!!!!!!!!!! seriouslyy i can be your hoe! :D <3
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