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We tried to come up with a clever post title, but that one really works for some reason.
Okay, Likes:
Super-cute! It clearly hearkens back to the original look but updates it for now. It's not a cut for every girl and to be honest, we're not sure if it's the right cut for this girl, but it's a really sassy 'do. Can't you see someone like, say Halle Berry rocking a cut like this? We think Parker may be one to watch.
It almost works. A little more time spent on it and she could have ironed out the bumps. We're not sure what she was going for with that stripe effect, but we admit we were a bit intrigued by it. What works is that it looks very much like the inspiration, yet it's wearable and pretty. Not perfect, but pretty good.
Nekisa: "I like to call these learning experiences."
Wigstand: "Yeah? I like to call that my HAIR, bitch!"
Considering both the client and the inspiration were a little difficult, we think Nicole did a bangup job here. It would be near-impossible to do a Jem cut that isn't at least a little '8os retro, but she managed a fairly clean look that, if you took the colors out of it, would be flattering and appropriate for her client.
Nicole: "We're going to go red!"
Wigstand: "I'm OK with like, like anything that like when I leave here it looks subtle."
Nicole: "It's Jem and the fucking Holograms, bitch. Did you think she was a former First Lady or something?"
Dislike Time!
Holy shit.
We'll grant you that both Marge Simpson 'dos were pretty fucked up, but this one had the extra added benefit of being fucked up AND not looking anything like a Marge 'do. Whoever said Peg Bundy pretty much nailed it, although drag queen works too.
It takes real talent to make real hair look like a bad wig.
And now, a salute to Rene's bodyparts. Last year it was his ass, but this year, he wisely decided to make it all about his nipples:
Rene darling, they look a little irritated. Perhaps a band-aid over each one to prevent chafing?
That studio must have been freezing!
[Photos: Bravotv.com - Screencaps: Tomandlorenzo.blogspot.com]
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43 comments:
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Oh, I love it. Sheer EVIL!
ROFL. You bitches!!!
Parker was robbed.
Rene is HOT HOT!
Now, Rene, let's go SHAG it!!!
You guys nailed it with the Peg Bundy/Drag Queen hair. Maybe someone got his shows on Fox Network confused?
As for Rene's nipples: hey, I'm a fan! Is there a part on him that doesn't look good? Smokin' hot AND an indistinguishable accent! YOU go shake it, honey! Although I'm waiting with anticipation for "Cynthia Wow-wee" dresses....
What would happen if Rene and Daniel (aka Ladybird Nerdy-Twink) had an extended conversation? I think my auditory faculties for pitch and tone would go into overdrive.
TLo, you will soon be the couple at the Bravo parties referred to as "the guys who talk about Rene's ass and nipples...."
I didn't even notice Rene's clam necks until you boys pointed them out. Beautiful facial features, great ass, a nice rack and you can hardly understand him. What's not to love?
Peg Bundy, indeed. It looked hideous.
Rene is hot and sassy. I'd shake him anytime he wants me to.
Nekisa is totally my favorite on the show! I also loved what she did for her client.
Perhaps it should be titled:
Tit for Tat...
...or a titillating contest!
Not sure about the Jem hair, boys. Looks like a perfectly cute girl with a high forehead turned in to a passable cute girl with an enormous, Klingon* ready forehead.
And the nips are cute and all, but the pecs behind them are to die (says the straight chick.) Maybe you two can pick a body part of the week?
*(yeah, I watch Bravo AND SciFi, so kill me.)
Finally! No titscrepancy! Nice work, Rene.
I've always wondered why Rene says "Hi Hi", it never made sense to me, but apparently "Hi Hi" means "Hello" in Dannish.
Hey has anyone else seen the whole "Sin-tee-ahh Wow Wee" collection at Target? Lots of brightly colored summer items that look like they will fall apart before August...
marylandmom said...Lots of brightly colored summer items that look like they will fall apart before August
Sort of describes Ms. Wow Wee, too, doesn't it?
Loved Parker's Betty Boop. I can't believe it didn't at least make the top 3 over Charlie's Marge.
I said Peg Bundy before one of the judges did. Hee!
As for Rene, I'd sheggit. Sadly, I don't think the feeling would be mutual, given my...vagina... *sigh*
I thought the Betty Boob was super cute, and should have been in the top 3.
Lucy was cute too, but not top three.
The Jem wig stand totally looked like Jem, too bad she was such a stick in the mud about not dying her hair. I think they do that on purpose to make it harder on the stylist.
Marge - he did a good job with the color in such a short time (it is really hard to dye black hair blue!)But the style was awful. He should have done more of an up do and it could have been really cute.
Nipples!
On a tangent:
I'm suprised that you guys haven't screencapped Rene's reaction (and posible retraction of nipplage)to Charlie demonstrating that he was doing "something pubic-y" in putting together his homage to Marge.
Or is that deliciously bitchy confection to come tomorrow? :)
"Chah-wee, what the hell are you tinking?"
Parker's Betty Boop was definitely top three worthy.
How did Marge Simpson morph into, well, any given country singer from the late 60's?
Oh, my.
Rene.
Love his ass, his nipples and his AAACCHcent.
What is NOT to love?
And yes, Betty Boop was the best and ignored by the judges.
I think I also agree with you on your earlier post about the judging this season ... it might be on shaky ground.
Although I kinda like how they brought in the Blond Bitchy Kim Vo as a counterpoint to Dark Sweetie Pie Renee.
PARKER ROCKS!!!
PARKER WAS ROBBED!!!!
In what world is Parker not top 3? Loved his updated Betty Boop.
I'm Not Patsy Stone, you crack me up. And it's so true. I love Rene because he's such great eye candy and he sounds like Elmer Fudd. All in one inexplicable package.
What the hell is up with the Betty Boop wigstand's eyebrows?
It's no titscrepancy, but daaaamn. Even it out, girl. Even. It. Out.
I noticed the tits right away--
I think I lost brain cells checking out the entire package (chest, arms, what little butt was shown).
Ooo la la! What will you two mention next week?
I am quite certain Rene was using nipple enhancers! You think I'm kidding don't you? You can buy them here.
http://www.bodyperks.com/
I can't have been that cold in that studio with all the lights, and the material on that shirt didn't look like it would chafe. Besides they were at attention the entire episode. That must have been hours and hours in rea time. I just don't buy it!
I recommend Low Beams to prevent irritation
Gotta go with the general consensus. Bettie Boop - cool, if not Hallie Berry, maybe Rhianna?
Marge - not so much for either.
I thought the Jem was a good one.
Everyone already called out the Lucy discrepancies that gave me a rash in the previous post.
I find it cute that all of the ladies on the blog are all wondering what Rene is saying. As a man, when i run into someone that gorgeous, i don't hear a word out of their mouth. Testosterone induced deafness I guess.
My only problem with Nekisa's do was I have a feeling the color probably looks like crap when her hair isn't up.
What's up with these people who are hair models and then are like don't color my hair. What were you expecting?!
Nicole's wigstand (Jem) is on her 2nd reality tv gig...see Janice Dickinson's Modeling Agency on Oxygen...http://www.oxygen.com/janice/models/season3/dominique_sharpe.aspx
Sorry...here's the link: http://tinyurl.com/2et52y
Parker's Boop was great, but my favorites were still the Judy Jetsons. Granted, there was more you could do with Judy than Jem or Betty or Lucy or Marge or Wilma -- but they were the looks that seemed the most hip and fun ... to me. Hi, I know nothing about hair; I only watch for the drama.
Ted said...
I've always wondered why Rene says "Hi Hi", it never made sense to me, but apparently "Hi Hi" means "Hello" in Dannish.
Oh, I thought you were going to say that each of his nipples has to say "hi."
I love Parker and want him to be my boyfriend. He was robbed of Top 3.
I think the stripes in "Lucy"'s hair are supposed to reference the zigzags on Charlie Brown's yellow and black shirt. Cute idea, if it was intentional. :)
Reminds me of Samantha of SATC and the episode with her fake nipples.
you try not moving for hours so the big hair won't fall. now THAT'S a challenge. trust me, i know.
Rene is just too LE SIGH.
You know the old folk saying that
only God can make perfection - thus Rene was 'blessed' with the accent.
Could Rene be....pierced?
DROOL!
Anonymous said...
Rene is just too LE SIGH.
You know the old folk saying that
only God can make perfection - thus Rene was 'blessed' with the accent.
I love his accent.
Rene is HOT!
Hey, can someone post screencaps of all the entries? I feel like I missed some!
oooooooh, shivvvvver. eeeeeeew. they . . . they haunt my dreams, those nipples. nightmarish. put them away, please.
Of course, hi hi means "good bye" in Danish. Just one is hello. Every other Dane I've ever met speaks English like they were born in Ohio. What's with Rene?
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