It's bitching time!!
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It looked like Terri had mopheads...
Oooh can't wait! Finally some deets. Looks like Sweet Pea's younger sister will be quite the spark plug.
everyone kinda looks suckish.
can't wait to see the final results on the runway! :D
I see tablecloths, placemats and mop heads. My guess is that it's items from the dollar store.
Supermarket challenge again?
Shouldn't they be, like, trying to hide who's in the top and bottom? Bravo's giving away the store today.
Omigod, does anyone already know who's going home, because they made it frighteningly obvious.
I predict that Blayne will design something crappy and outrageous for every challenge and will not be eliminated, the judges will send somebody else home instead.
That's a reasonable assumption, considering his boy toyish looks and personality.
ToddNY said...
I predict that Blayne will design something crappy and outrageous for every challenge and will not be eliminated, the judges will send somebody else home instead.
Yup!
Dear Bravo,
Please don't ruin Project Runway this season simply because you're pissed at the Weinsteins. We love the Magical Elves and want to be teased with their inimitable editing. We know that the switch to Lifetime will likely strip this program of everything that made it worthwhile to us. So please please please let us have this one last season with you.
We didn't screw with the contract and we we won't be abandoning you. So please don't punush us this way.
A loyal Bravo viewer.
"Mike B. said...
Shouldn't they be, like, trying to hide who's in the top and bottom? Bravo's giving away the store today."
They play with the editing. They want us to think that those are the ones in trouble.
Geeze, that preview certainly didn't inspire me to watch what happens. Meh, for the second time today, with conviction this time.
By the way, I love the new quote/word balloon thing, boys. Nora was talking about Kevin, right?
Kelli needs to calm the fuck down.
Not exactly riveting as promos go, but the first few challenges have so many designers it's more like directing traffic at rush hour than anything else.
The panty pull by the woman in the black dress and bun (Emily maybe?) was a nice editing touch.
Oh thank god, I don't have to DVR "Flipping Out" to see previews!
Thank you so much, TLo!
Can't wait for your first post.
Ooooh, I can't wait!
"Rainwood said
...the first few challenges have so many designers it's more like directing traffic at rush hour than anything else."
LOL. True. I wonder if they're going to get rid of two designers in the first episode.
YAY! Thank you, guys!!! I avoid that Bravo site like the plague.
That woman just picked her butt on national TV! Ha ha.
Yes, I'm reduced to (nearly) scatalogical humor. It's been a long day.
Sad group.
Oooh! You guys are so full of good stuff today, it feels like Christmas!
Something must be hideously bad if it reminds Michael of the wrestling challenge, yet he's not laughing his ass off...
hello, i'm patsy stone said...
I see tablecloths, placemats and mop heads...
Pats, Pats - Are those their challenge materials or is that what they're wearing? Why are these ragamuffins all dressed like poor homeless people schlepping a beaten up shopping cart?
you would never catch our Laura yanking at a wedgie. I am reserving judgement, but I am not connecting with anyone whatsoever yet.
"Do I think it's PRETTY??!! No!"
Oh, how I've missed the little gay Oompa Loompa.
What happened to the "Blue Cockatoo" and the PicNic Tablecloth apron/dress/halter top ??
I agree with Toddny
Blayne will stay.
I . Can't. Wait. I like these challenges where they're forced to be creative with unconventional materials.
Very exciting. Thank you for the videos!
Yay, they're back at Atlas!
It's all a bit of a circus in the beginning, isn't it?
This "diversity" talk must be referring to social class.
-- desertwind
PS -- Jennifer, don't wimp out on me, I've already got you down in the pool.
Did Emily Post ever write anything about adjusting your wedgie when a camera crew is standing behind you? If not, she should get on that.
--GothamTomato
The first challenge looks to me like they had to strip down an Italian restaurant and kitchen.
So far, the contestants look incredibly grungy. We shall see it they make it all work. I'm not so excited thus far.
-----StkrShock
They play with the editing. They want us to think that those are the ones in trouble.
Well, when you show a designer saying "Thank you" on the runway, it's kind of unambiguous that he or she is in the top three. That's already something I'd rather not know in advance.
Anonymous said...
So far, the contestants look incredibly grungy.
I agree, they're not very sophisticated, are they?
Jennifer... so no chance. What's with this Tim Gunn keyword "diversity" and then names like Leanne, Jennifer, Keith, Joe, Kelli, Jerry, Emily, Blayne, Daniel... zzzzzz. They look alot like college kids and that's not a compliment.
I can't wait!!!!!
"Anonymous said...
Jennifer... so no chance. What's with this Tim Gunn keyword "diversity" and then names like Leanne, Jennifer, Keith, Joe, Kelli, Jerry, Emily, Blayne, Daniel... zzzzzz. They look alot like college kids and that's not a compliment."
It's like "Friends" with sewing machines.
"TheNYCourier said...
Yay, they're back at Atlas!"
My best friend lives there but she said she never saw the designers. I don't know why they do it.
"Mike B. said...
They play with the editing. They want us to think that those are the ones in trouble.
Well, when you show a designer saying "Thank you" on the runway, it's kind of unambiguous that he or she is in the top three. That's already something I'd rather not know in advance."
I rewatched the video and you're right, Mike.
It's the grocery store challenge.
I finally got the video down loaded (dial up). I think "Pratt" got the good critique! I like him.
It looks like "coffee shop" got the bad critique, to me he looks like he is more intrested in being an entertainer than a designer. He and "blue mohawk" look like they may be the same character, so one of them better get auf'ed quick or it will be confusing.
You would think that some paparazzi type person would have seen Tim Gunn schlepping the hoard of designer babies about NYC, and we could have seen these peeps weeks ago. All they had to do was stake out Mood, fer petesakes! Where are the paps when you need them?
"Sewing Siren said...
It looks like "coffee shop" got the bad critique, to me he looks like he is more interested in being an entertainer than a designer."
I wouldn't even consider him a designer. Let's hope he doesn't make a coffee filter dress.
"ToddNY said...
I predict that Blayne will design something crappy and outrageous for every challenge and will not be eliminated, the judges will send somebody else home instead."
I've just finished watching his bio on bravotv.com and he picks the Olsen Twins as "the best dressed in Hollywood." Oy!
Seems like they are all disciples of the church of Sweet Pea/ Jeffrey/ Kit Pistol.
However I feel like its the night before the first day of school and I am wondering what my new teacher is going to be like and who will be in my class!!!
Korto will blow your minds!
"Suzanne said...
Seems like they are all disciples of the church of Sweet Pea/ Jeffrey/ Kit Pistol."
Unfortunately.
I'm very happy that Season 5 starts tomorrow, but I kind of rolled my eyes when I watched the video and heard the judges pretty much saying the same things they've been saying for 4 seasons now. I think we need new blood in the judging department, don't you think?
If the Duchess could have projected any less energy in his comments, he would have had to be unconscious. To quote him, after watching both previews,"I'm underwhelmed'. Not a wonder Bravo didn't promote this group! Mall denizens, with apparently no memory of fashion or designers that pre-dates the early 1980s. Very Sweet P-esque in my perception.
Anonymous said...
Mall denizens, with apparently no memory of fashion or designers that pre-dates the early 1980s. Very Sweet P-esque in my perception.
Amen, sister!
Goodness, there's a blond elf-boy wearing a red beret. This WILL be a good season!
Anonymous said...
Korto will blow your minds!
I like her too. It appears that she is working with mopheads for this challenge. That could be interesting.
well if T Lo would quit gawking at Keith's fine ass body for a second maybe they'd realize they didnt post anything about his dress!
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