Monday, March 26, 2007 by
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Warning: We are approaching critical gay mass. Meltdown imminent.
What's scary is, this is what the boys of 35D did when the cameras were on them. God knows what went on when the crew wasn't around.
Quentin Crisp called, Emmett. He wants his shirt back.
It's always fun when they give the designers something crazy to do that doesn't involve dress forms and does involve some bonding time. It makes the backstabbing and bitchery to come all that much more delicious.
It's also always fun to see Tim in jeans.
And Nick, whose gayness up to now was never in doubt, reached heights of queeninity that shocked even us when he saw Sasha for the first time.
She, for her part, seemed a little freaked out by it.
We see Tootie!
Why?
Why do you have to do that with your face? Is speaking that difficult? You have to make a skater's costume. You don't have to defuse a suitcase nuke. Perspective.
We like how Tim respectfully grabs on to Zulema. Everyone's got their hands on everyone's hips, but the Gunn don't roll that way. We're sure that if he fell, he would do it with the utmost respect for everyone else and not accidentally rip off Zulema's costume on the way down to the ice (which is almost certainly what we would do).
[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]
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Hilarious as always! Thank you for the Monday morning treat.
Wow.
"We're sure that if he fell, he would do it with the utmost respect for everyone else and not accidentally rip off Zulema's costume on the way down to the ice (which is almost certainly what we would do)."
For some of us, ripping it off wouldn't be an accident...
Didn't Santino "accidentally" pull down Emmett's pants in the skating line?
And yes, our beloved Uncle Nick was just as "g-g-g-g-g-gay" as our lovely Emmett (in his reaction to seeing Sasha Cohen).
Cheers
JohnP :)
PS. In that first screen shot, it looks like Nick is pleasuring himself and reaching orgasm! Sorry, I couldn't resist.
You PR boys are too funny!!!!!
Much love!
JohnP
:)
Nick's International Male comment re: Emmett's outfit gave me the biggest, heartiest PR laugh I've ever had.
This was a wonderful moment and something missing from season three: dressing the designers up in goofy clothes! Season one kids had to wear postal worker outfits. But this was way, way better. The snapping of the crotch was a classic PR moment. And I'll bet those boys felt extra special all day long!
Nice Nipps Emmett!!!
I know the ice was cold and all, but how do you explain them while in the apartment while everyone was dressing???
Oh...
I gotta say, Emmett wearing that hat with that shirt is genius! It's so jaunty!
BrianB
Simple explanation, jinxy: no undershirt. I'd like to add that no self-respecting gay guy would be caught dead in one, but I do know a very pulled-together gay guy who's never without one for that very reason.
Yes, this is the fun stuff that was so woefully absent from season 3. And of course they went out and found some really bad, outdated, and cheap-looking skating costumes for them. Loved seeing Tim apologize to Emmett for the shirt: "They made me do it." Loved seeing Tim trying to skate--I'm imagining that the producers tried to persuade him to wear a skating costume too and he drew the line at that.
There aren't many figure skaters as tall as Santino or Emmett--I wonder how easy it was to find costumes to fit them.
Season 4 advice to producers. MORE COSTUMES! Dress the designers up and make them do things! Are you listening, Rich Bye?
This and the postal epi are my favorites for precisely these reasons. G-g-g-gayness, jeans (and incompetence at something) on Tim, just plain silliness. Humor is more entertaining and memorable than faux-drama! Bravo, get a clue!
Love that screen cap of Andrae!
Aww, I love this post! It's so GAAAAAYYYYY!!!
You just know Nick and Andrae secretly loved those shirts and kept them!
And why was Daniel given such a boring outfit?
Life is as it should be Daniel grabs Nick and Emmett grabs Tim.
And you're right boys: entirely too much tootie.
That was a great moment! Even Santino managed to be nice on the ice.
HILARIOUS!
" John said...
Didn't Santino "accidentally" pull down Emmett's pants in the skating line?"
Yes, he did. It was a quick shot but he did.
"Quentin Crisp called, Emmett. He wants his shirt back."
LOL. Poor Emmett...but the hat is fabulous, if that's any consolation.
That last picture is priceless. It looks like they were having so much fun. And I agree with you boys, it's so nice to see Tim in jeans.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Snort!
Oh, I'm still wiping the tears from my cheeks. You guys are the best!!!
That first picture of Nick is hilarious! I love him! Nick said on his blog that his partner David is obsessed with figure skating. He couldn't believe he had the chance to meet someone his partner is so crazy about. That's so cute!!
Hilarious!! Great post, bitches!
I hate ice skating - I always fall on my ass, I can’t stand being cold, and sliding around on a giant ice cube is my personal version of hell.
This is what I've always said about Sasha Cohen's contortionist skating positions. They may be difficult to do -- but that still doesn't make them pretty.
I agree that this was missing from Season 3. For bonding purposes they need to have the group endure some absurd physical costume ordeal. Gymnastics needs a big overhaul. That could be amusing.
God I love you guys, you don't miss anything...that is of course you missed Daniel V bending over in front of Zulema.
I LOVE UNCLE NICK! He is adorable!! Loved the post, boys!
Oh f@#%, suitcase nuke?!? That's bloody brilliant!
Thank you guys, its been a long day and I needed that.
LOL. Thanks for the laugh, guys. I miss Tim Gunn!
I think Tim's trying to get a good grip on Z's neck. I think at this point it was more than established that there was no love lost between these two...
Oh, come on! Where are the screen shots showing that Nick and Emmett and Andrae bedazzled their initials onto their shirts?
or the shot of Emmett in the sewing room with his crotch unsnapped and hanging out of his pants?
Comedic gold! I giggled just seeing the start of this post!
The suitcase nuke comment is going woefully unappreciated... hillarious!
I LOVE how you keep pointing out the TOOTIE because that was the dumbest comment by a judge thusfar! Like those skaters don't raise their legs all the time to show off their brazen underlings!
Love the not-so-subtle way Daniel is checking out Nick's ass.
Macasim: Humor is more entertaining and memorable than faux-drama! Bravo, get a clue!
I couldn't agree more. I watch the show not because of the drama but despite it.
"DivineQueen said...
"Quentin Crisp called, Emmett. He wants his shirt back."
LOL. Poor Emmett...but the hat is fabulous, if that's any consolation."
That hat...is awesome? I need a white fedora like that to balance out the black one I got at Spencer's. Where can I get one?
Oh jeez, this is still as funny as it was on Monday. That pic of Nick struggling with his snaps just cracks me up every time! "New heights of queeninity?" Love it! I'm glad you commented on that, I love Nick like crazy--but his reaction to Sasha was just embarrassing!
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