Kittens, is there anything more entertaining...

Monday, February 19, 2007 by
...than a designer having a total meltdown? Anything at all? We're not sure who came off looking goofier, Andrae or his model.

Oh Jesus, what is she DOING?

Walk, girl. Sashay those hips and look pissed off, like a good model. That's all you're supposed to be doing.

Well, at least someone in the audience found it entertaining.

Ohmigod, no. No she did NOT. Look bitch, walk that dress down the runway, turn around, and walk back. Your little Eartha Kitt impression isn't going to make that dress look any better.

You can see the crazy bubbling to the surface. Commence countdown to meltdown, starting....NOW!

Is there really any need for us to dissect this shitastic disaster?

Oh, you big spaz. It's like he got together with his model beforehand and said "Listen, I have a plan. You act like a total dork and I'll act like a mental patient and we're sure to win this thing."

Has there ever been an instance of a t-shirt so perfectly encapsulating the person wearing it? As entertaining as Andre's crocodile tears were, they weren't half as entertaining as everyone else's reactions - especially our Colombian spitfire.

"What is this? What am I seeing here? Is this raw emotion? Disgusting."

"Oh, boo-hoo-hoo-hoo. I'm so suh-suh-suh-SAD!"

Puhleeze. We're with Tim on this one: Oscar-worthy performance, but we didn't believe it for a second.

"Dear Jesus,


Love, Santino."


"Christ. Does Anna Wintour have to put up with this bullshit?"

And then he didn't even have the good graces to stop performing once Kirsten got auf'd. "I ruh-ruh-really LIKE her!"

Even Kirsten's all "Oh, will you shut the fuck up and let me get me goodbye kiss and get the hell out of here?"

Nina: "What an asswipe."
Diane: "Totally."


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Anonymous said...

Andrae is mentally unstable. He was off his meds that day. Crazy bitch!

ToddNY said...

"Nina: "What an asswipe."
Diane: "Totally."

OH. MY. GOD. The whole post is HILARIOUS!!

Every time they show that on TV I have to leave the room. I'm embarrassed for him.

Anonymous said...

You didn't say anything about the dress! I feel like if he had finished it, it would have been very good looking and not the "i made this dress out of scrap fabric" look that other dresses had.

TokyoDoll said...

And what's up with the British accent?

nso said...

I love Andrae, but this was definitely not his finest moment. One of his most memorable, though. It gets you wondering "Is this guy for real?" If it was an act, what was the goal? All because he bought the jeans & jacket at about the same time he opened his store??? It is painful to watch, like a train wreck you know is coming, and entertaining at the same time. And seeing Santino standing there, visibly finding it so amusing, is just too much.

And there's the dress. Since all he had to work with was raggedy denim, I expected a raggedy looking dress. But it's a pretty simple design and construction. How on earth could he not finish it? Looks like the meltdown this episode must have started long before they got to the runway.

As for the model, she was probably following instructions from Andrae--just another part of the meltdown. But for a minute, I thought we might be getting Morganza, the sequel.

Young offender said...

Jesus, I love Andrae.

GothamTomato said...

"Your little Eartha Kitt impression isn't going to make that dress look any better."

I had to work a show with Eartha Kitt. She could make Tony Soprano crap in his pants. She could even make Shatengi crap in her pants (not to mention make Wendy chew her fingers down to the knuckle).

No, a real Eartha Kitt impression would have scared the judges into giving Andrae the win.

--Gotham Tomato

GothamTomato said...

"Oscar-worthy performance"

Oscar Mayer, maybe.

--Gotham Tomato

Ann said...

Oh ladies, you totally missed the faggy way he ran off the stage. All arms flailing & tears flying! It was heavenly.

chicksinger said...

Has there ever been an instance of a t-shirt so perfectly encapsulating the person wearing it?

oh no you di'int!

Although you did perfectly encapsulate Santino's reaction.

Embeedubya said...

And you find out on the DVD that it actually went on for more than 10 minutes! Somebody needed to bitch slap that boy -- "Snap out of it!!!"

Anonymous said...

"It's like he got together with his model beforehand and said "Listen, I have a plan. You act like a total dork and I'll act like a mental patient and we're sure to win this thing."


Anonymous said...

He taught his model to growl, just like the grandpa did in "Little Miss Sunshine". : )

I really do love Andrae, he's one of the "delicate people",like a Tennessee Williams character, but more LA than southern.

Anonymous said...

Drama queen. I hate cry babies. Hold it together, bitch!

BrianB said...

Oh, Andrae. I saw him last week as the guest fashion stylist on "How Do I Look?" He let his hair grow back which made him look kind of ordinary. But he did that same 'hands clasped under his chin' gesture at one point and I thought "There's the Andrae we all know and love!"

The meltdown was one of the best things I've ever seen on the show and was just as funny in the screen captures. And Nina!


eric3000 said...

"Dear Jesus,


Love, Santino."

Ha ha!

Anonymous said...

From the looks of that picture, Santino certainly seems to be enjoying the show, but not his model. She seems to be thinking, "Sure, you laugh but the more he carries on, the longer I have to stand here with moose and squirrel in my hair."

macasism said...

Our little lamb is crazy like a fox. It's like what you're supposed to do when you get mugged--act like a mental patient and confuse the criminal long enough and they'll leave you alone.

Andrae is intelligent, literate and very funny. Check out his blog sometime.

Rachel said...

Even though he was a drama queen and crazy Andrae was one of my faves of Season 2. I really like this dress, I just wish it was more finished looking.

Gorgeous Things said...

No no no, Nina is really thinking, "There isn't enough Botox in the world to disguise my disdain for this idiot!"

mercedes said...

"Dear Jesus,


Love, Santino."

thank YOU gayboys, thank YOU, for this hilarious post<3

Anonymous said...

OMG. Andrae's meltdown was demented. At first I thought the bitch was faking it. It was so over-the-top and crazy, right? But when I realized his hysteria was for made my skin crawl. He needs to be sedated.

Santino is such a cruel twat. He was laughing his ass off.

mia said...

Maybe Andrae was on the rag. I get teary and emotional too when I'm PMS-ing. Some chocolate and Ibuprofen always helps. Poor little lamb. I bet Tim Gunn was shocked by his outburst.

sebastian said...

I think Andrae was on drugs. Look at his eyes. Bitch was high as a kite.

Anonymous said...

I have a visceral urge to punch him in the face. STOP CRYING!!!!!!!!!

sewhat? said...

Andrae, the moist version of Vincent.

And they are both from LA, along with Santino and Jeffery and several other nutjobs.

I told you I want to draw the state line below Santa Barbara and above Bakersfield.

BigAssBelle said...

Your little Eartha Kitt impression isn't going to make that dress look any better.

pumpkins, that girl was channeling Liza in that photo. damn. what a duo.

Alexis said...

"I told you I want to draw the state line below Santa Barbara and above Bakersfield."

Aw, come on: as a former resident of the northern side of that border and a current resident of the southern side, I have to say there are plenty of loonies up there. Um, Loopy-Lupe is from the Bay Area. Need I say more? Oh, and Vincent is a native New Yorker. Nutjobs come from all corners of our great country, it seems.

Anonymous said...

Every single shot has the person's face saying something hillarious.

I mean Santino's laughing like mad and his model is pissed.

Andre's model is trying to comfort him and that's absolutely hillarious.

This scene may seem wierd the first time you see it. But after that it is comedy GOLD.

thyrza said...


The only thing funnier than Andrae's breakdown was your break down of his breakdown. Another classic PR moment made even better by the gayboys.

And I loved Santino's letter to Jesus. Priceless.

Suzanne said...

A classic PR moment which if I remember correctly actually went on for like 20 minutes or something!

GucciGirl said...

"Dear Jesus,


Love, Santino."


Anonymous said...

Andrae is a freak show.

Marianne said...

I am crying from laughing so hard! I totally love you guys!!

annabelle said...

serriously, that's the first time I've seen the dress. I missed that episode, and I've only seen the breakdown, never the outfit.

Anonymous said...

Aaaaand there's the moment Santino officially became my favorite PR2 contestant. You see everyone else looking hella uncomfortable, and then it cuts to Santino covering his laughter. Beautiful.

Anonymous said...

Aww, I love Andrae. Our little lamb...

But this post was freaking hilarious and entirely true haha.

LaFemmeFataledeNY said...

I love the way Nina stares at him.

Anonymous said...

I imagine this is also Andrae's sex face. Yes, he cries when he orgasms. Such a tender lamb.

Martinique said...

In small doses, he’s mildly entertaining.

Martinique said...

Dear diary,

Why I love the PR boys:

Reason #1:

"Dear Jesus,


Love, Santino."

thombeau said...

"Our Columbian spitfire"!!!

You just crack me up!

Anonymous said...

i think andrae just told danyelle to do that and- she just can't say no.

but danyelle is pretty cute though.

i just don't like what andrae did this time, it's fake emotion.

also sooo suprised that, i thought you guys will say something good for andrae!

Anonymous said...

if we just look at the dresses, kirsten's and andrae's, don't care whoever did it, don't care that one is only a lady and the other one is a dramatic cute gay that may draw audience's attention.

andrae's piece of shitty clothes just should be out.

this meltdown is certainly a trick, really really.

you will think that, well, we shouldn't eliminate him, poor little boy.

The Scarlett said...

Okay, this just hit me; Danyelle appears to be wearing a wig. If you've seen episode 3, ironic, no?

Loved the raw emotion part and ANY reference of Nina Garcia vs. Anna Wintour.

Bill said...

That was an absolute riot! Thanks, Boys.

Bryn said...

Note to self: Don't read the Project: Rungay at work. I nearly lost it when I read "Listen, I have a plan. You act like a total dork and I'll act like a mental patient and we're sure to win this thing." But after I read Santino's prayer, the sheer effort of not laughing has me in tears.

You guys are too funny.

Granite Janet said...

Bwhahahahahahaha. Excellent, excellent post. I am howling.

theodora said...

the smirking shot begs a "silence of the lamb/s" joke. the ontological confusion of being lecter and the lamb is soooo l.a.

elisa said...

Andrae is so fake. Those crocodile tears were ridiculous. I wish Nina Garcia had bitch-slapped him and shut him up.