If you're jealous that you weren't invited to Laura Bennett's baby shower, now you can feel like you were there with the rest of the fabulazzi. Bravo's Fashion Forward has the video and yes, the GayBoys finally speak.
You better appreciate this, bitches because we don't even like hearing our voices on an answering machine.
62 comments:
Oh shut up girls! You are toootally camera friendly. I love you guys!
Kisses and sequins,
~Maddie
"This baby is now officially the event of the century."
Well, yes. Is there anything better to obsess about than the birth of the child of the most fabulous woman ever? If there is, lead me to it. I am just thanking God (and Bravo) for putting this woman on my TV.
Go GayBoys! You are fabulous & I agree with Maddie - toooootally camera friendly & that includes your voices!
Is "camera friendly" the equivalent of telling an ugly girl she has a beautiful complexion?
In the last couple of weeks, Laura Bennett's baby has received like a million times the attention Jeffrey has.
Take that, Mr. Neck! Not only did Laura's competition beast yours (well, IMO), but her baby has destroyed you in terms of online interest/coverage while still in utero!
I'm not gay but I'm jealous as hell.
TheGayBoys said...
Is "camera friendly" the equivalent of telling an ugly girl she has a beautiful complexion?
Never! It's the equivalent of telling you that we love you guys more than a gay kid loves sequins, and that you look & sound totally fabulous in that video.
" Anonymous said...
In the last couple of weeks, Laura Bennett's baby has received like a million times the attention Jeffrey has.
Take that, Mr. Neck! Not only did Laura's competition beast yours (well, IMO), but her baby has destroyed you in terms of online interest/coverage while still in utero! "
YES! YES! YES! Once again it is proven that you do not need to be winner to be the star of this show.
And in my book Ms. Bennett, you are the real star of this show.
Thank you so much, guys, for making us part of this fantastic journey.
Laura, you guys, and this blog rock!
I LOVE THIS.
Ok, bitches, I hate you, I really do : - )
"This baby is now officially the event of the century."
Hell, yes. This woman is fabulously glamorous.
Is "camera friendly" the equivalent of telling an ugly girl she has a beautiful complexion?
No, that would be if someone said you had a great face for radio, but you two darlings are a muli-media fabulous feast, visually and auditorially delicious!
And I am insanely jealous because that looks like it was a heck of a party!!
Everyone is now officially jealous of you two. The party looked wonderful: good atmosphere, food and friends. I am sure Laura is ready for Mr. Six to arrive.
" Anonymous said...
In the last couple of weeks, Laura Bennett's baby has received like a million times the attention Jeffrey has.
Take that, Mr. Neck! Not only did Laura's competition beast yours (well, IMO), but her baby has destroyed you in terms of online interest/coverage while still in utero! "
This is such vindication for the all the (millions of) Laura fans out there. I assume that by "competition" you mean the garments she produced in the competition, or her final runway show, or whatever, and, yeah, IMO Laura totally won that. The truth is, anyway, that Jeffrey's just not that fascinating, and Laura most definitely is. No one cares about Jeffrey anymore; everyone cares about Laura. And I, for one, could not be happier.
What a great video. It reminds me of get-togethers with my gal pals.
It's rather ironic, isn't it, that the "bad mommy" moniker lives on while Keith, who bestowed it on Laura, has faded into the woodwork.
Thanks for sharing, guys. It's nice to get some live action shots of you! (Oh, and you dressed perfectly for this little event.)
I love the video, guys. It looks like everyone had a good time. Thanks for the link.
"Every little thing she does is magic, magic, magic..." : - )
"You better appreciate this, bitches because we don't even like hearing our voices on an answering machine."
LOL. I'm the same way. I hate pictures of me, videos, tapes, etc, etc.
Laura looks fantastic. Thanks, guys.
It's nice to see her surrounded by her friends, including you guys. I didn't see Peter. Was he there?
You are totally telegenic! *HUGS*
I'm only jealous because I don't have a gay posse constantly fawning over my shoes (which is seriously every girl's dream).
Is "camera friendly" the equivalent of telling an ugly girl she has a beautiful complexion?
No you little bitches. it means the camera did NOT add 5 pounds and the camera did NOT add 10 years. You are positively preternatural darlings.
Short but sweet video, guys. Thanks.
Get OUT! That was AWESOME! You GAYS! I am so envious of Laura...her very own two gays, Lorenzo and Tom.
But I have to ask, were you serving for TGIFridays at the party? :snort!:
Inner circle Fabulosity strikes again!!!!
Can I marry both of you? Please?
Speaking of voices on answering machines...would you mind creating my outgoing message? Lorenzo with some kinda sexy Latin message and Tom with a more "don't even diss this girl, we are her GAYS" snippet. :D I'd pay for that!
Darlings! You were just adorable. Stop putting yourselves down this *instant* or Bad Mommy from Oregon (that's me, though I'm not actually a mommy unless my Corgis count) will get on a plane to NY and scold you. :-)
And all of those gays who are jealous that you're Laura's main gays ... can you send one or two my way? All the gay boys out here seem to like flannel and bears. I'm a hag without a fag! Waaaaah!
Giant buttons are not gay, they're just tragic. Tiny buttons. You want tiny buttons.
Other than that, your network website video debut is terrific!
you guys should have dressed up as laura too!!!
Totally love you guys!!
I'm guessing you two will have your own tv show before this is all over... move over QE...
"This is such vindication for the all the (millions of) Laura fans out there. I assume that by "competition" you mean the garments she produced in the competition, or her final runway show, or whatever, and, yeah, IMO Laura totally won that. The truth is, anyway, that Jeffrey's just not that fascinating, and Laura most definitely is. No one cares about Jeffrey anymore; everyone cares about Laura. And I, for one, could not be happier."
I think it means that, while being obnoxious & ugly may get you camera time & buzz, it does NOT give you legs. Meaning; that just because people were talking about Jeffrey (the equivilent of stopping to look at a roadside accident), that doesn't mean they want to have anything to do with him in real life. There will be no longevity there. He is already a hasbeen. Who would, other than the most pathetic of starf*ckers, want anything to do with him?
Class, brains and real talent win out in the end- and that would be Laura.
--Gotham Tomato
"No one cares about Jeffrey anymore; everyone cares about Laura. And I, for one, could not be happier."
LOL. I second that emotion! Though is a certain other (formerly good) blog where one is still required to drink the kool-aid to participate. Guess they never got the memo.
--Gotham Tomato
Shut up! You guys are fabulous, preshious, and adorable! I loved the peek at you. Laura is SO lucky such fabulous gays holding her back.
Oh, you guys look great and so adorable (abdorable?)!
Write in campaign: forget Ryan Seacrest, I wanna see Tom and Lorenzo on the red carpet dishing up a storm! The Globes are barely two months away!
"And all of those gays who are jealous that you're Laura's main gays ... can you send one or two my way? All the gay boys out here seem to like flannel and bears. I'm a hag without a fag! Waaaaah!"
Oh dear. I don't know what I'd do in your situation (other than move).
We must take up a collection for all those fagless hags in Oregon. Or maybe start a foundation; tax incentives to get gay boys to move there. Wasn't that the premise for that old TV show, 'Here Come the Brides'??
--Gotham Tomato (living in Gay Splendor, here in Chelsea)
"Class, brains and real talent win out in the end- and that would be Laura."
How true. All Laura needed was some exposure.
Maybe that's why Jeffrey, er, "won"...he REALLY needs the help (money, mentorship, business skillz, etc.)!
I think you two have done more for Army enlistment than anyone in the past 5 years...Laura's Gay Army, that is. Great to finally hear the voices! By the way, y'all are gay???? I'm not sure if you got that point across. I think I heard it on the video, but I'm not sure!
Oh my god, Tom's (the redhead, correct me if I'm wrong) voice screams of Kayne's. I'm in love!
Fabulous! Kudos to the hostess. It l like everyone was having a great time.
Laura, do you have any idea how much we love you?
looks like it was a wonderful time! you guys look fab, and i wish laura the best in the delivery (and that the hospital personnel listen to her. when i had my third the nurse didn't believe us either, and 45 minutes later, well....)
T&L you are too cute for words.
see, this is why Laura and you boys need a TV show...a 4 minute video clip isn't long enough for us to enjoy, it only keeps us wanting more! the party looked amazing, and my jealousy for you 2 keeps growing!
and I agree w/ others about Laura's popularity over Jeffrey. Bravo seems more interested in Laura (giving her a blog, showing her baby shower video, etc.). where's big-shot Jeffrey? no where that I see!
You don't even like hearing your voices on the answering machine? Good Lord, you two are ridiculous. I'm thinking you should start your own podcast like Tim Gunn has.
so adorable!!!
you know youre officially part of the show now, right? i will be PISSED if you dont get called to be guest judges next season!
Still hate you 2 : - )
You are adorable, you two! Although Tom is clearly the more chatty of the two, which surprises me since in pix he always seems the more stoic one. I second the season 4 guest judge idea. Bravo owes it to you. God knows I wouldn't still be talking about this show in November if it weren't for Tom and Lorenzo! Bravo better reco'nize.
XO, Lori
Lori's P.S. - And, of course, "stoic" is entirely relative...
filthpunkdammit said...
so adorable!!!
you know youre officially part of the show now, right? i will be PISSED if you dont get called to be guest judges next season!
DITTO!!
Who do I sleep with to get that done?
TheGayBoys said...
Is "camera friendly" the equivalent of telling an ugly girl she has a beautiful complexion?
heh, heh. funny.
You boys are adorable, so just stop protesting!
As for Mrs. Bennett....I must say, I'm a little disappointed. A girl has one bridal shower and one baby shower. Anything more under usual circumstances is tacky. JMHO.
amy said...
see, this is why Laura and you boys need a TV show...a 4 minute video clip isn't long enough for us to enjoy, it only keeps us wanting more! the party looked amazing, and my jealousy for you 2 keeps growing!
I would die of happiness if that happened. A Laura & T & L TV show would be so fabulous. Laura and the GayBoys ... it sounds like a band.
LittleKarnak said...
Why aren't you guys and Ms. Laura all over my TV screen???
That is a question which we should all ask ourselves. Especially if "we" are Bravo executives or the Weinstein brothers.
Um, Laura? If you want that baby before Thanksgiving, you are going to have to start having some sex. It's a great labor-inducer.
how is it even possible that laura did not have her own gays...i live in a suburb of san francisco and it is kinda wretched but i have had my own fab gays for years and they are ab fab...the mind reels at the thought of a lady as fierce as la bennet without gays...
Huh???? Laurie had a mini-Brawny paper towel? That's the only video I saw.
You, Laura, the Baby...all Fabulously Glamorous!
Um... I live in CT and can't get my own gays. Where do I sign up? Okay, now I officially have a straight girl crush on the both of you!
Teehee! LOVE you guys! And ADORE Laura!
Anything YET???
Did you see your appearance here?
http://celebrity-moms.blogspot.com/2006/11/project-runways-laura-bennetts-baby.html
She is NEVER going to have this baby.
I swear. She'll end up about fifteen months pregant.
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