Oh, it is ON, bitch!

Saturday, September 02, 2006 by

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Ours was funnier.

And we are so much prettier than her!

39 comments:

Bill said...

Missy T from the Phiily News can't hold a candle to you original glorious Love Gunn post. Yours was from the heart. Hers is from the hack.

BrianE469 said...

It's easy to understand why Tim Gunn would inspire so a torrent of mail pledging love, devotion ... various sexual favors ... But, none could compare to your epistle to the great Saint of Parsons and Bravo!

If I were Tim Gunn, I would take you over Tanya anyday!

Your devoted apostle,
Brian

mykull said...

After your brilliant love letter to Tim, it's clear to me he'll be joining you guys for a threesome any day now.

Anonymous said...

Well, there went breakfast!

Just more proof how smart and funny you guys are! I'm sure Tim has you in his Favoritess File!

Brian

Anonymous said...

Oh no she didn't...

Next thing you know, Tanya is going to be coming home, slipping off her tacky plastic Payless coasters, and starting her own clever blog.

I think you should write Tanya a letter :)

Penny Woods said...

Even I can write a better love letter than that hack.

Lisette said...

She is beneath you, darlings! I wouldn't even deign to mention it.

Anonymous said...

Coyright infringement, anyone?

sewhat? said...

Beware boys. The last time a wannabe named Tanya was looking to take over the top spot there was a baseball bat involved and figure skating, as we knew it, was changed forever. Just remember she ain't got no, uh, "dog" in this fight...

Anonymous said...

I'll lend you my nails to scratch her.

Desarae said...

Oh hell no, she should have done her research before she even tried to post that sloppy seconds post to Tim, cause yours was and will always be the best, so she needs to back off!!

filthpunkdammit said...

blech!! that article from the inquirer was awful! not funny. not cute. and totally boring!!

definitely beneath you...

Anonymous said...

This is one of the funniest things I've ever read, "If they made Tim Gunn Underoos, I'd have a drawerful."

Smooooooooooooooooooooooch I love you guys!

BigAssBelle said...

oh please, not even close. wannabe, and i'm sure she read you, but not there. not even in the same town. oh . . . well, she is in philly, yes? wench. slap that girl up the noggin.

okay, THIS IS SERIOUS: what are you going to do for US, your fantastic fans, when the 'way is over? seriously, this is bugging me and i am certain that other inquiring minds want to know.

ToddNY said...

Oh, no, she didn't. You go, girls.
That should put the bitch in her place.

Chgo_John said...

Oh Lords of Mount Blahnik,
The Good Book warns us all to beware of false prophets. Have mercy on her, for she knows not what she does. (Meaning: The bitch is not only a plagiarist, she's stupid, to boot -- which, btw, is probably a Sketchers knock-off.)

ThePRGayBoys said...

Belle: The simple answer is WE DON'T KNOW. We weren't expecting to have "fans" at all!

trixie said...

Her sticky note has nothing on your ardent epistle. In fashioning the love letter she is the Vincent to your Michael. And we all know how Tim Gunn would respond:
TB/Vincent: missed the mark...a disaster...
PRGB#1/Michael: fabulous...inspired...it was just a phenomenon. I was thrilled for him and proud of him.

And the way she backs away from "not THAT kind of daddy." Pul-lease! If you don't AT LEAST want Tim Gunn to be THAT kind of daddy then don't even bother trying.

Mariana said...

Cunt.

BigAssBelle said...

"The simple answer is WE DON'T KNOW. We weren't expecting to have "fans" at all!"

Surely you jest. I suspect that in your day to day life, folks follow you in a little herd, waiting for the pearls which drop from your lips. . . . Y'all have a little time to think of something. Best get on it. I suspect you'll have a bigass herd of stalkers on ya if you don't continue in some manner.

Needless to say, I adore you darlings.

Film Girl said...

Fucking Philly-Tramp. I mean, I get plagarizing shit -- whatever -- but in this day and age of the Internet/Blog-o-mania, at least be smart about it. If you ARE going to rip off someone else's funnier blog entry, publish it in the actual shitty newspaper - and not on the web-only blog they give you because your writing sucks. I mean, at least if it was actually in print, no one would read it/connect the dots to the REAL source. Lame. Lame. Lame. Plus, like how late in the game is this bitch? I mean, it's September 2006 and she's just NOW expositing on her Tim Gunn love. Even the lamer-varieties of newspaper blogs were on this issue last spring. Wow...way to be ahead of the curve there Missy. I mean, next thing you know TV Guide will put Klum on their cover twice in under-six months and EW will give Gunn a shared cover too. Oh, wait...

LAME.

Anonymous said...

Sweeties, you win Project Gunn-way by a mile! Everyone else is just a cheap knockoff!
kath

elizabeththe2nd said...

Surely you boys are going to do a Top ChefGay! Please. You must.

Theprgrayboys: OK, but don't call us Shirely.

Embeedubya said...

Writers have been unceremoniously booted from large metropolitan newspapers for less! Not only the subject matter, but the tone, the comparisons, everything but the Underoos reference. Doesn't she think anyone READS Project Rungay? At least anyone in Philly?

vito said...

Just sitting here in my Gunnderoos wondering WTF with that chick? Youse boys want I should mess up her Barbies after school tomorrow?

aimee said...

Puh-leeze. She can't even hold a teeny, tiny candle to your love letter to Tim. Hers was superficial and stank to high heavens of jumping on the bandwagon. Yours was heartfelt and funny and fabulous.

Anonymous said...

Um... seriously. She is a (sic) professional journalist. You boys go kick her sorry plagarizing ass-- no wait. You boys go bitch about this to her "I've-been-living-in-a-hole-for-the-past-three-years" editor. See what she has to say about publishing plagarism in her paper.

I'm annoyed.

You boys are faboolicious. -mwah-

Mrs. McDonell said...

[yawn] That pale version was so boring I didn't even finish reading it. It was like watching last comic standing with someone making airline jokes or IRS jokes. OOh cutting edge. (And I agree you should do top chef next!)

katiecoo said...

Ok now that pisses me off. I, as in I, referred to my GAYBOYS as the "yin and yang" to Tim Gunn now "Tanya" immediately channels this same metaphor? That is wrong, stealing, theft, ripoff, petty thievery. Oh I wanna.................

Wrong I tell you...W R O N G!!!!!!!!

Michael said...

Since you're a man, you can't hit that woman. So, here, use this mace whilst I find a nice plaid-and-jersey-clad dyke to snatch her baldheaded.

Suzanne said...

AND you guys would n-e-e-e-e-ver dress in head to toe green like that.

Jerry said...

I hope we're not above getting together with Jay McCarroll and stabbing some bitches...

Lea said...

She's a hack, plain and simple. Gee guys, I just had a computer crash and was trying to find this blog again. You would be amazed....or maybe you wouldnt...about how many times this blog is mentioned on the search engine.

Don't worry girlfriends, you are creating more buzz than those bees in Tanya's literary bonnet!

Snap!!

katiecoo said...

Around the world and a backsnap! to you Lea!

kate said...

First, you guys could take Tanya every day of the week and twice on Sunday.

Second, after the season finale, perhaps you could cover Ugly Betty? You've gotta cover something. :-)

Anonymous said...

So, I pretty much agree with you, but I can't be sure you guys are prettier than that bitch. You guys need to show us photos to prove it.

David said...

Tear the hair out by the roots.

Susan said...

Yours is much much better.

mike said...

"The simple answer is WE DON'T KNOW. We weren't expecting to have "fans" at all!"

But you DO have people that look to you daily for an insight and/or chuckle....me included.. thanks for the daily smiles