Shannone=LOVE

Tuesday, January 09, 2018 by
Kittens, is there anything more entertaining than a model with attitude?


"Models, this is a competition for you too."


"Look, this is cute and all, but come on. Seriously?"

"Shh. The model paired with the winning designer will get a fashion spread in Marie Cl- I mean, Elle Magazine"


"I am so sure. As if I didn't work the shit out of that munchkin dress."


"Shh. Kenley, you are the winner of the last challenge, so you have the option of swapping models with your fellow designers in some overly complicated way that I can never remember."


"Shannone! HAhahahaHAHAhaHAha!!!!"


"Told you. Look, I'm supposed to be somewhere looking fabulous. Gotta run."


[Screencaps: Projectrungay.blogspot.com]

55 comments:

Bill said...

Shhh. I love you guys! Hysterical.

The auf'd model had a Celine Dion thing going on.

Shannone Rules.

Jen said...

She's the only model from this season that I can remember. Love her.

Mariana (The Unoriginal) said...

The "Shhh" had me LOL. I love you boys and Shannone is GORGEOUS!!!

Another Suburban Mom said...

Shannone is this season's Nazri. I bet the second there is some model swapping available, someone will grab her.

Anonymous said...

Shannone is this season's Nazri.

Anonymous said...

Wow. Jinx!

Anonymous said...

he he he!
I am so glad that I wasn't the only one who noticed that look!

Sewing Siren said...

That Betty Page girl is way to cheerful. I don't like cheerful people.

brilliant said...

Shannone rocks. I wonder if Korto will try to trade for her. Her current model looks perpetually frightened on the runway.

The Divine Miss M said...

Shannone is giving the other model what's known as a side eye. And she's doing it fiercely.

Hutchlover said...

Shannon and Xaviera are both FABULOUS!

She reminds me of Nazri as well, suburban mom.

Gorgeous Things said...

Hahhahahahaha! Snort!

I love your screencaps. They make my days so much more enjoyable!

Anonymous said...

Shannone is amazing, clearly the cream of the crop. But I think a lot of the models are good this season - much better than Season 4.
Too bad they have to put up with some mediocre designers.

My least favorite model is Korto's. Something about her eyes looks funny. I hope Korto steals Shannone from Little Miss Perky next week.

tom in kc said...

Brilliant post!

For some unexplicable reason, the hubby and I are prone to pronouncing it 'Shuh-NO-nay' (working the final 'e' for all it's worth).

aimee said...

Hee! I knew you guys would catch those looks Shannone was throwing. I was cracking up watching her last night. She is fabulous -- as others have said, she's this season's Nazri.

C'est moi, c'est moi Lola said...

TLo, you absolutely called it in the very first episode. That girl works it in everything she wears!

If Korto was smart, she'd do some model switching. I'm all for another "motherf*cking walkoff"! Maybe Sid 'Licious will provide the Andre-esque shocked expression this time around....

Anonymous said...

Oh, TLo. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

You guys rock. And, seriously, I was rolling my eyes during the whole model deal last night. Because, really--come on.

You guys nailed it. The Queens of Screen Caps.

Bailey said...

I thought Shannone looked nervous coming onto the runway - as if Kenley would have chosen that other bootleg model! Please, Shannone's the best one on the show!

I must say that I do hate how she spells her name. I keep wanting to pronounce it phonetically. Shann-own. Lol

KittyKnits said...

tom in kc, I've been pronouncing it "shah-NOHN." Heidi's regular ol' "Shannon" was boring; those extra letters mean ya gotta pronounce it more!

edina monsoon said...

That was hilarious, TLo. I, too, *heart* Shannone!

- edina -

Joanie said...

I'n supposed to be somewhere looking fabulous, too, but had to stop here first. Glad I did. Precious gems. I'll be smiling my ass off for breakfast club now.

siriuslover said...

So true--seriously, who'd trade out Shannone? She's gorgeous. Along with Xaviera, she's my favorite.

As others have said though, I hope Korto chooses her, so that miss giggly under-the-bus throwing flower wearing Kenley won't have her.

CroqueMonsieur said...

"Shh"


HILARIOUS! This is what set you guys apart from the rest.

Bailey said...

tom in kc...

'Shuh-NO-nay'!!! Hahaha that's amazing. And thus she shall be known henceforth. Long live Shuh-NO-nay!

lovemesomedaniel said...

Hahahahahaha! And I don't mean that in a Kenley sort of way. I love Shannone.

Anonymous said...

As if there was really a choice! Go, Shannone!

Kara Lang said...

She is Amazing. If I were on PR, Shannone is up there with Camilla, Nazri, Marilinda, Rebeccah, and Amanda with regard to muses....

Anonymous said...

I know, right!?! As if Kenley would have swapped with anyone. Bwahahahahaha!

PhantomMinuet said...

Fabulous? Totally. :-)

The "shhh" kinda cracked me up too, croquemonsieur.

lynette said...

I'm thinking the other designers are just waiting for the first opportunity to steal Shannone. Betcha no matter which designer wins, Shannone will be the last model strutting down the runway.

Anonymous said...

LOL even the losing model was like "come on, do we want to drag this out any further? Give me one shred of dignity please!!"
I love Shannone. I think she will keep Kenley in for a long while still - even if Kenley messes up bad, you know Shannone will work the shit out of it.

veruca salt said...

This is completely hysterical. That first look was so telling, I had to laugh out loud while watching it last night. Shannone takes no prisoners when it comes to the models this season.

winkleperi said...

Love this, because there was zero tension in that scene, and yet Bravo decided to use it as a tension builder for the episode.

Bailey said...

saiariddle said...

I love Shannone. I think she will keep Kenley in for a long while still - even if Kenley messes up bad, you know Shannone will work the shit out of it.


You're right. It wouldn't be Kenley's talent as at designing and sewing that would keep her in - it's the fact that her model can move her legs and walking distracts Michael and Nina. Whatever. Models do not win the challenges (altho I will admit they can help lose them).

hello, i'm patsy stone said...

As much as I like Korto, if she doesn't swap models with Kenley, I am going to have no other choice than to think of her as 3 different types of stupid. Her current model looks like that skank Jo from the the Pimp My Ex show, and that ain't good.

Anonymous said...

Korto will go down in history as the definition of dumb if she doesn't grab Shannone.

I was impressed with Jerell's model too. She worked that crazy outfit with just the right attitude. She elevated it to a witty joke instead of a pratfall.

Rainwood said...

Shannone is the best one walkin' this season. Any designer who doesn't grab her when they get the chance is crazy. And I agree that the caliber of the models seems to be higher this season. I haven't noticed a true Clydesdale in the bunch.

What I'd like to see sometime this season or any season is the winning designer having to choose a different model and then they pick names from the bag with everyone having to have a different model than before. Now that's entertainment.

Jenster said...

Shannone did crack a smile after she was selected, but she does look better with the haughty look

kjt said...

Woo Hoo! Screencaps!!

Shannone is the only model with personality this year.
Even if she doesn't win the spread in Elle, she will be going places after this is over.

tinydollie said...

RE: Korto's model...to me she looks perpetually constipated.

Hephaestion said...

They need to let the models wear SHOES when they are being selected and rejected. Standing there without shoes robs them of their dignity and makes them look like a line-up at a slave market. Appalling.

Anonymous said...

tinydollie said...

RE: Korto's model...to me she looks perpetually constipated.


She does, doesn't she? I like seeing models that are different from the norm, such as Chloe's model Grace. But Korto's model looks like she was pulled out from a random crowd of people. She seems a bit uncomfortable and out of place.

Bailey said...

Hephaestion said...

They need to let the models wear SHOES when they are being selected and rejected. Standing there without shoes robs them of their dignity and makes them look like a line-up at a slave market. Appalling.


I believe they do that so you can see the models' true height. It's the same reasoning behind putting them in black slips so you can see their body shape.

Shinjira said...

This was hilarious, boys! Shannone ROCKS!

KnitBitch said...

Hahahahahahahaha. Fabulous!

Anonymous said...

Lawd Lawd Lawd -- PR could not possibly grant Terri the win. Her look was a bigger rip-off of the actual Ralph Lauren outfits our athletes are wearing than the infamous Chloe rip-off Marla pulled on the Nikki Hilton challenge.

Although I would have loved to see the beat down Ralphie would have put on the Duchess!

Here is a link to the togs our swimmers/flippers/runners/swingers will be wearing in China.

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics/beijing/blog/fourth_place_medal/post/U-S-Team-will-wear-Ralph-Lauren-during-Opening-?urn=oly,96527

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lerougebaiser said...

And here I thought Heidi just didn't want anyone to be taller than her.

Joanie said...

Wasn't the auf'd model more of a poor Nicky Hilton?

dew971a said...

Hysterical! Poor whatever her name is, she knew she was gone.

Emma P. said...

dew971a said...

Hysterical! Poor whatever her name is, she knew she was gone.

HAHAHAHA!
So true!

Shannone's got that "my sh** don't stink" look down to a science!
I'd pay real money to have that aura.
Anybody want to buy a "deer in the headlights" aura?

Fiber said...

Seriously, that girl can walk the shit out of anything.
She is fabulous.

eric3000 said...

LOL! Seriously, was there really a doubt?

Kelly Marie said...

I love Shannone because she's garnered this much love and attention without saying a word. Now that's power. I don't even care about the designers this season, I'm just rooting for Shannone.

Anonymous said...

Look up Shannone's myspace. Shes a hellova singer too. Girl is the definition of FIERCE