The "O" stands for "Oh shit. The sun's up."

Saturday, August 12, 2006 by

Jackie O, Robert? Really?

This?


And this?

That is pure "walk of shame" right there.

That's Jackie hailing a cab at 7 am, still drunk, her panties in her purse and last night's makeup reduced to raccoon eyes and a fat lip. She lost the belt to her jacket some time around 4 when she was spinning it over her head standing on top of her barstool. Luckily, the submarine crew she went home with had a little extra rope laying around, so they hooked her up.


Hmmm. We kinda like that Jackie!

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

MUCH MUCH better story than crack-whore bubble skirted girls camp director!

Tim said...

LOL. That is definitely the walk of shame look. Look at her hair. You guys are funny.

Tbone said...

It's that damn rope. You can't help but stare at the travesty of it all. Robert, oh Robert, you are so much better than this.

Treat every challenge like another barbie and you will do just fine!

Lynette said...

yup, the rope was dreadful. loosely constructed linen-looking jacket and skirt, lacy black shirt ~ gorgeous, though not jackie. coulda been a modernized jackie but for the rope.

Anonymous said...

OMG! you guys ARE indeed hysterical. You pegged the look completely. I beleive that Robert has become discouraged by not winning the first challenge and then not being in the top one for the next. He needs to shake it off and get to work. He is a pro who can do better.

Tanèa said...

OMG!

YES!! YES!! YES!!

You gays NAILED it!!

lolaphilologist said...

I was totally agreeing with you, but if you listen to Tim's podcast he says that Diane Von Furstenberg, who knew Jackie O personally, said that Jackie actually WOULD have worn it. Freaky, no?

Anonymous said...

i actually didn't think that outfit was that bad.. if you even read the wat tim says. one of the guest judges said that jackie o would wear this outfit..><

David said...

Submarine crew. You guys are inspired.

Anonymous said...

agree with TBone. Robert is better than he has shown the last couple of weeks, he _will_ hit his stride.

annabelle said...

Where do you come up with this?

It's Brilliant!

Al said...

Oh man ... if I had to count the times I've done that ... Lord.

Anonymous said...

ditto to lolaphilologist.

~Ninjarina