Once the Duchess got the Pocahontas reference out of the way, we gave up on trying to be clever here.
Strangely, the sketch had a more sophisticated feel to it. We probably wouldn't have liked this version much better, but at least it didn't look like an old afghan.
We think those of you who don't think Steven is adorable are crazy and those of you who think he looks like Tom are blind. What's more fun than watching a cute, shy nerd get completely discombobulated by a middle-aged ragamuffin?
Actually, it was a little painful to watch. We felt a little bad for both of them but we're not gonna lie, we were relieved they didn't send Steven home. Marion felt like an inevitability almost from the beginning, but it wouldn't have seemed fair to send Dimples McNerdison home.
Bad as the outfit was - and it was REALLY bad - the styling only made it worse. What the hell is up with her hair?
Although granted, the most stunning hair and makeup in the history of ever wouldn't have done much to dress up this yarn monstrosity.
And the fringe? Seriously? Has fringe ever worked in fashion? We don't know, Marion seems like a really creative kinda guy, but his aesthetic struck us as pretty out there - and his personality was too low-key for reality television. We can't say we're surprised to see him go so early.
If clothing could cry, this is what it would look like.