Oh, about SEVEN weeks ago?
Yes, yes. We're assholes. It's not that we forgot or anything. It's just that work's been kicking our asses and what with this whole Lifetime thing and our need to criticize Sarah Jessica Parker, we had SO MANY other things to blog about. But no more, poodles! We have a WINNER for our CONTEST TO COME UP WITH A CONTEST IDEA!
As you may recall, we have in our possession FIVE swag bags from the TRESemmé finale party. The winner of the CONTEST TO COME UP WITH A CONTEST IDEA has won one of them and now we're going to use the other four in the contest that the winner of our CONTEST TO COME UP WITH A CONTEST IDEA came up with! Simple, no?
First, the winner of our CONTEST TO COME UP WITH A CONTEST IDEA.
Congratulations...
Contact us to get your prize, you vicious, unrepentant bitter old queen!
You see kittens, most of your submissions were fabulous ideas, but many of them were either too difficult for the average reader to do or too much work for us, your fabulous judges. Vuboq's idea was simple, elegant, and funny. What was that idea?
PROJECT RUNWAY HAIKU
Simply compose a haiku (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables) having to do with any aspect of the show. Not only will the most creative, fabulous and intelligent win a prize, but the FOUR most creative, fabulous and intelligent ones will win prizes.
What are those prizes, we hear you asking? Simply these:
4th prize - Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack
3rd prize - Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack
2nd prize - Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack + an autographed Tim Gunn bobblehead
1st prize - Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack + an EMC2 Lauren dress!
Yes, that old whore Emmett McCarthy not only donated a couple swag bags to our loot pile, but he's sweetened the pot by throwing in one of his rags:
The Lauren Dress
And speakng of that old whore...
He's having a party tomorrow night! But you have to RSVP today if you want to go, so get cracking.
Also, any posted entries to the haiku contest should include their email address. You may post as many entries as you want. Contest ends Monday. Offer void where prohibited. May cause oily discharge.
[Photos: www.emmettmccarthy.com and Project RunGay]
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Lorenzo and Tom
my favorite gay bloggers
keep me entertained
(Tom always gets to be first, your turn Lorenzo ;-) )
heartofdixie1980 at yahoo.com
margaretekelly@gmail.com
That Teutonic glare.
"It looks cheap, no?" Heidi asks.
Runway kiss of death.
"The crotch is insane!"
Michael Kors proclaims with glee.
Some catchphrase, indeed.
Nina Garcia:
"problems with execution!"
She expected more.
Unholy terror:
She's late, she cries, clothes are ripped.
Morganza is out.
Poor dowdy Wendy,
Tim was trying to help you.
Don't defend the shoe!
Time slows to a halt:
the Daniel Franco shuffle.
Hurry and finish!
That Andrae is so L.A.
"Where the HELL is my chiffon?"
If only we knew.
Daniel Vosovic:
classic American sportswear.
Robbed by Chloe.
Emmett on thin ice:
Entirely too much tootie!
(It wasn't the shirt.)
Dirty Diana
was unleashed but not enough.
Come out, play with us!
Daniel, the drama:
A motherf**king walkoff?
I can't look away.
Marla, poor Marla!
So clearly out of your league,
a spirit broken.
Oh, the Sturm und Drang!
Keith Michael with pattern books:
Auf Wiedersehen.
The couture challenge!
Vincent gets off and then auf'd,
ego barely bruised.
Angela's fleurchons:
Quite the elegant term for
butt-ugly circles.
Are hats and tears alone
all that Ricky has to give?
Sadly, yes. Goodbye!
Mentions in passing
bad decisions, three a.m.
Tim, please elaborate!
Chris March, you old fool!
What a laugh, what a talent.
But costumes throughout.
Karas Janx and Saun,
Andrae, Alison, Austin:
An all-star season.
Hey guys, where’s Andrae?
Santino’s killer version
Of the great Tim Gunn
Chris and his diva:
Honey, do you like leopard?
Off to Spandex House!
Jeffrey, love the dress -
I’m glad to see you win, but
Neck tattoos are weird
(muhshel@gmail.com)
I’m desperate for
more Barbie/pageant fusion.
Please start a line, boys!
amandack (at) gmail.com
A few more (this is way too much fun):
Look, Elisa's here!
Welcome to my home planet
We come bearing gifts
He's too fierce for words
Your own little pocket gay
Take one home today!
It's the man in black
Why not wear a color, dude?
Ode to Michael Kors
I'm the only straight
Did I mention that I'm straight?
Yes, Kevin, you did
Nina Garcia
Fashion director of Elle
Goes to Marie Claire?
Blah blah blah blah blah
Amanda just can't shut up
Please stop talking now
(muhshel@gmail)
Tim says "Make it work"
While Duchess sits in judgment
But Heidi gives auf
keb42@georgetown.edu
Chrysler and corn husks
And hooved lingerie tickle
My stilettoed soul
kbuckley367@yahoo.com
Andrae, sweet Andrae
Grey gutter inspired dress
Like his many tears
Jillian stresses
"There is blood, blood everwhere"
Icy facade melts
Robed Grecian goddess
Visits Rami in his dreams
"Drape it, they will buy"
ptrap555@yahoo.com
Michael's orange tan
Nina's loud hands, Heidi's bangs
Tim still tops them all
fauvist_fly@yahoo.com
O Rami hot stud
Your clothes are beautiful
Your colors a dud
O Christian tranny
Mess, You made PR ferosh
We love you the best
ejsilverman@att.net
Cornhusk dress surprise
Creamy, towering neck brace
Chrysler masterpiece
Pam's hot pink hotpant
Postal outfit perfection
PR Hall of Fame
These looks made us gasp.
Though, so too loony, crazy
Things best called "insane."
Fleurchons on the bum
Fabric draped for shirt, for shame
Fraulein deer in bra
Lupe's wick and wack
Ludicrous candied hooker
Look, dress with tumor
PR Hall of Shame
Perhaps the funniest crap
Plainly, why we watch
Sunrise, TLo time
Shoddy seams, bad proportions
Stand spotlight for week
Grace
graceiliu@yahoo.com
Someone asks where the
HELL is my chiffon? I bet
Santino took it.
if i had olga
id have smacked her skinny ass
pain is beautiful.
energyandintensity@gmail.com
magical austen
oh your lipgloss is poppin
such a fairy queen!
energyandintensity@gmail.com
Fleurchons nor rosettes,
They are really called yo-yos!
Those who sew, know.
Referencing today's post:
GenArt it ain't, but
for some, fifteen minutes are
better than nothing
Dear Miss Puffysleeves,
Please lay off the skinny jeans
Cheers, Laura Bennett
Think,cut,drape,sew,dream.
Days become nights, then for one:
Auf Wiedersehen.
Wednesday night draws near,
Get ready to cry and cut,
The bitchery reigns!
(email, buyamerican159@hotmail.com)
Dutchess makes me swoon
Tell me about Doris Duke once more
Roll your eyes and smile
Rami drape it again
not even Wrestlemania
will stop that mans formin..
Sorta a Big Deal
You hot trannie mess Go Girl
Hair spray is my world
debeli@charter.net
Our Laura Inspire'd
TLO's blog — give a nod. To
two gays she acquire'd
(Inspired, acquired = 2 syllable each)
(kajohn3620@aol.com)
Who washed Vincent’s shirts?
Engaged in a yelling match
Does it turn him on?
Confiscated by
The silver-haired fox, Keith’s books
Are not welcome here
Daniel Franco loves
To make love not sex to his
Granny lingerie
Icecapades in bright
Neon colors, why such pain
Humiliation
Nina Garcia:
Fashion bitch, for the love of
God do not bore her!
Teutonic princess
Shrill voice, questionable clothes
Who will be out next?
Make it work, make it
Work ,make it work designers!
Lather rinse repeat
Tikki Barber on
Runway? Men’s clothes disaster
Make a shirt Carmen!
fortheloveoffru@gmail.com
Angry Peanuthead
Angela's mom weeps
The viewers do too.
Carmen's offended
But the simple fact remains--
Tiki've preferred nude.
Tim Gunn's gag reflex
Long thought totally dormant
Revived by Chris' hair.
The goth look is in
Leopard, velvet, safety pins
I'm back in tenth grade!
Lighten up, it's just--
Daniel Franco, where did you--
What happened to Annn--
Show too much tooty
At Red Lobster, wearing a
Pink tutu-- you win!
virulentstrain @ Yahoo . com
in: mccarroll, dao
sebilia, siriano.
and the rest are auf!
for your first challenge...
a motherfuckingwalkoff...
hot, tranny mess... fierce.
35-D guys,
Where's Andrae? At Red Lobster.
two words: ice skating.
wedding to funeral
in one hour? stephen can!
then auf with his head.
"Make it work" says Tim.
"Auf Wiedersehen" says Heidi
Christian, simply "fierce"
heidi@theprettyevent.com
Let's all go to Mood!
Fabulous Fabrics Galore!
Yet the dress still sucks.
Sixteen Designers
Try to be "Fashion Forward"
Heidi Get Your Gunn
(franchocolate@hotmail.com)
# 1
Dear boy with bad hats:
If tears were immunity,
you would never lose.
# 2
Tap shoes, lamé, pleats:
What does this remind you of?
Audition wreckage.
mowgliana@gmail.com
Jenifer 1229, #1 is brilliant!
I'd wear Sissy Bear
Human hair and safety pins
Hot Topic's Spring Line
Human hair collar?
Maybe if you’ve been living
in a monkey house.
amandack (at) gmail.com
Ocean in her hair,
the wind carried her away,
Austin Scarlett's work.
mint_arrow@yahoo.com
I just love my clothes
It makes me choke up each time
Ricky, no more tears
Tresemme hair products
Accessorize with BlueFly
Product placement, yay!
(muhshel@gmail)
oops...fixed the syllables on that last one:
Tresemme for hair
Accessorize with BlueFly
Product placement, yay!
Ooops, car-model error correction:
Blogwhores write haikus
Desperate as designers
No Saturn for us?
(email on previous entries)
That’s a lot of look
Touching up your hair again
You Hot Tranny mess
burnetbeth@gmail.com
A loop-y Lupe
Speaking in another tongue
Intervention please
burnetbeth@gmail.com
Vincent's incident
Don't fluff and fold the damn shirts
He f-ing crazy
burnetbeth@gmail.com
Loves insane crotches
Too much tooty he exclaims
The Orange Duchess
burnetbeth@gmail.com
Damn Weinstein to hell!
Good God-Why sell to Lifetime?
I will miss the elves.
burnetbeth@gmail.com
Every episode of Project Runway, in haiku form:
Sketch, then sew. "Hi, Tim."
Fit a model; sew some more.
Panic!!! In or out.
One: Fat Funny Jay
Two and Three: I've forgotten
Four: Hot Tranny Mess
or
Heavenly Heidi
Nina MUST not be bored, yes?
The Gunn Rulez PR
or
Pray to goddesses
of fashion, shoes, and fabric
Lifetime fails. Bravo!
Mychael with a "y"
VictorYA with a "y"
why. Why? WHY?? a "y"?
burnetbeth@gmail.com
Heidi and Iman
A Dames and Diva Death Match
For the blog epoch.
mcuomo@qcc.cuny.edu
Hans und Franz unveiled
Naked Sundays with her Seal
Up-ge-knocked again!
Design me a dress
Austin, Nick, Laura, Chris March
Make me Fashion Girl
Jenny D
drjennyd@comcast.net
Project Runway moves
Lifetime Network for women
Don’t forget the Gays!
Try out, you are in!
Challenges, Fabric, Sew, Stress
Bryant Park, Famous
Tim says, “Make it work!”
Nina, Duchess—praise critic
Heidi says, “You’re IN!”
Project RunGay Fan
News, Gossip, Dirt, Opinion
Definitely “IN”
Parsons Design School
Treseme, Loreal, Mood
Bryant Park, New York
Need gay designer
Straight woman, fashion crisis
Turn Fashionista
JennyD
drjennyd@comcast.net
Rob takes it easy.
How hard can designing be?
Women are like cars.
-- Yvi
(thisrecrudescence [at] gmail [dot] com)
I couldn't contain myself.
Gotta save money.
Can’t afford a cute black dress.
Totes salivating.
Keith’s collar was rad.
Existentialism: sweet!
…I’d buy Carmen’s shirt.
Squid with no ocean
Now produces inkblot tests
In clothing form. Bzuh?
Catchphrases galore!
They were going like donuts.
That just got me off.
I kind of miss that
stupid Bluefly commercial.
“When you meet someone…”
We may resemble
The lost mariachis, but
I found my chiffon.
Plotting, pre-panel.
Michael Kors needs to get laid.
Rami knows this game.
Where’s Daniel Franco?
Season three? Season four? It’s
the new Where’s Waldo
-- Yvi
(thisrecrudescence [at] gmail [dot] com)
(optimistic outlook)
Bravo not carried?
November two-thousand-eight
You'll watch on Lifetime!
(how I really feel?)
How will we survive
Its defection to Lifetime?
I say, with liquor
kellybean17 at gmail dot com
I am a straight man
Who watches "Project Runway"
My name's not Kevin
The winner moves on
The viewers always return
Who are we kidding?
tddmarketing@aol.com
Nine Inch Nails sung by
Santino, Closer to Tim
Gunn than Trent Reznor
Now on Red Lobster's
menu, Andrae's excessive
tears and Tim's wisdom
fortheloveoffru@gmail.com
can i voet for this one and then enter one??
kell said...
Oh, where is Andrae?
Where is he, our little lamb?
Ah yes, Red Lobster.
10:41 AM
Mine is:
Boofus Duke enjoys
watching project runway with
me but wont admit.
Gunn in your pocket?
Happy to see that your hands
are at home in there
The challenges hard,
The designers are hurried,
Hope you are not 'auf'ed.
Don't cry little one
Ricky needs more Kleenex please
Hats must make him sad
burnetbeth@gmail.com
"I'M SORRY NINA"
Santino vs. Nina
she would kick his ass
1:
Silk chiffon, oh no!
In or out, who knows? But we
love Gunn, carry on!
2:
Photos, prom, and men,
challenges are always tough.
Miss Nina, enough!
3:
Fishtail, cocktail, and
mod chic: why did Banana
Republic jump ship?
brokenphonograph@gmail.com
Sew sew sew sew sew
Sew sew sew sew sew sew sew
Sew sew blink runway
You can cry and cut.
Uh oh! Shantangi is loose!
Invents tooty trend.
Rami likes to drape
Please expose your chest again
It's why we like you
Is this contest still open? Well, here's a little ode to my fashion superhero, anyway:
Suave and cerebral
Sartorially savvy,
Sangfroid, defined: Tim.
I think I have a superfluous comma in there. Alas. :0
Two haikus for you,
My fab mavens of the cloth.
Emmett's dress is mine!
"Auf" with her head, the
Duchess said. Frau Seal obliged,
While Nina just smiled.
Carrying on, I
Make it work and manage not
To bore la nina.
-Gwen
Forgot to leave my email!
#1
"Auf" with her head, the
Duchess said. Frau Seal obliged,
While Nina just smiled.
#2
Carrying on, I
Make it work and manage not
To bore la nina.
gwenthomas@wowway.com
Bravo for couture
And culture cuisine style dance
How will Lifetime be?
naomislagowski@gmail.com
the puppetmaster
her polymorphic minions
writhing in stage light
jamelch@hotmail.com
Recycled Garments
To quote fabulous Laura:
Serious Ugly
When the divas bitch
A motherf***king walk-off
Is sure to ensue
“It just turns me on”
Words that make viewers shudder
Please Auf him, Heidi!
-Kelly
ktavenner@gmail.com
screaming at the show
the drama is all of the fun
of my wednesday nights
email: spyswimmer33 @ comcast.net
I've had to enter this three seperate times because I forgot my email both times.
Don't fear la Nina
Unless, of course, she's wearing
Chanel stilletos
redvines73@comcast.net
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