Hey, didn't we say something about a contest?

Tuesday, May 20, 2008 by

Oh, about SEVEN weeks ago?

Yes, yes. We're assholes. It's not that we forgot or anything. It's just that work's been kicking our asses and what with this whole Lifetime thing and our need to criticize Sarah Jessica Parker, we had SO MANY other things to blog about. But no more, poodles! We have a WINNER for our CONTEST TO COME UP WITH A CONTEST IDEA!

As you may recall, we have in our possession FIVE swag bags from the TRESemmé finale party. The winner of the CONTEST TO COME UP WITH A CONTEST IDEA has won one of them and now we're going to use the other four in the contest that the winner of our CONTEST TO COME UP WITH A CONTEST IDEA came up with! Simple, no?

First, the winner of our CONTEST TO COME UP WITH A CONTEST IDEA.

Congratulations...


Contact us to get your prize, you vicious, unrepentant bitter old queen!

You see kittens, most of your submissions were fabulous ideas, but many of them were either too difficult for the average reader to do or too much work for us, your fabulous judges. Vuboq's idea was simple, elegant, and funny. What was that idea?

PROJECT RUNWAY HAIKU

Simply compose a haiku (5 syllables, 7 syllables, 5 syllables) having to do with any aspect of the show. Not only will the most creative, fabulous and intelligent win a prize, but the FOUR most creative, fabulous and intelligent ones will win prizes.

What are those prizes, we hear you asking? Simply these:

4th prize - Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack

3rd prize - Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack

2nd prize - Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack + an autographed Tim Gunn bobblehead

1st prize - Swag bag with TRESemmé products and Project Runway soundtrack + an EMC2 Lauren dress!

Yes, that old whore Emmett McCarthy not only donated a couple swag bags to our loot pile, but he's sweetened the pot by throwing in one of his rags:

The Lauren Dress


A simple V-neck style silk dress with sheer chiffon poof sleeves and beautiful pintucking detailing make this the perfect special occasion dress. Hits above the knee. $310.00


And speakng of that old whore...

He's having a party tomorrow night! But you have to RSVP today if you want to go, so get cracking.

Also, any posted entries to the haiku contest should include their email address. You may post as many entries as you want. Contest ends Monday. Offer void where prohibited. May cause oily discharge.

[Photos: www.emmettmccarthy.com and Project RunGay]

272 comments:

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Anonymous said...

ooh, another:

Lorenzo and Tom
my favorite gay bloggers
keep me entertained

(Tom always gets to be first, your turn Lorenzo ;-) )

heartofdixie1980 at yahoo.com

Magnolia said...

margaretekelly@gmail.com

That Teutonic glare.
"It looks cheap, no?" Heidi asks.
Runway kiss of death.

"The crotch is insane!"
Michael Kors proclaims with glee.
Some catchphrase, indeed.

Nina Garcia:
"problems with execution!"
She expected more.

Unholy terror:
She's late, she cries, clothes are ripped.
Morganza is out.

Poor dowdy Wendy,
Tim was trying to help you.
Don't defend the shoe!

Time slows to a halt:
the Daniel Franco shuffle.
Hurry and finish!

That Andrae is so L.A.
"Where the HELL is my chiffon?"
If only we knew.

Daniel Vosovic:
classic American sportswear.
Robbed by Chloe.

Emmett on thin ice:
Entirely too much tootie!
(It wasn't the shirt.)

Dirty Diana
was unleashed but not enough.
Come out, play with us!

Daniel, the drama:
A motherf**king walkoff?
I can't look away.

Marla, poor Marla!
So clearly out of your league,
a spirit broken.

Oh, the Sturm und Drang!
Keith Michael with pattern books:
Auf Wiedersehen.

The couture challenge!
Vincent gets off and then auf'd,
ego barely bruised.

Angela's fleurchons:
Quite the elegant term for
butt-ugly circles.

Are hats and tears alone
all that Ricky has to give?
Sadly, yes. Goodbye!

Mentions in passing
bad decisions, three a.m.
Tim, please elaborate!

Chris March, you old fool!
What a laugh, what a talent.
But costumes throughout.

Karas Janx and Saun,
Andrae, Alison, Austin:
An all-star season.

Michelle said...

Hey guys, where’s Andrae?
Santino’s killer version
Of the great Tim Gunn

Chris and his diva:
Honey, do you like leopard?
Off to Spandex House!

Jeffrey, love the dress -
I’m glad to see you win, but
Neck tattoos are weird

(muhshel@gmail.com)

Anonymous said...

I’m desperate for
more Barbie/pageant fusion.
Please start a line, boys!

amandack (at) gmail.com

Michelle said...

A few more (this is way too much fun):

Look, Elisa's here!
Welcome to my home planet
We come bearing gifts

He's too fierce for words
Your own little pocket gay
Take one home today!

It's the man in black
Why not wear a color, dude?
Ode to Michael Kors

I'm the only straight
Did I mention that I'm straight?
Yes, Kevin, you did

Nina Garcia
Fashion director of Elle
Goes to Marie Claire?

Blah blah blah blah blah
Amanda just can't shut up
Please stop talking now

(muhshel@gmail)

Anonymous said...

Tim says "Make it work"
While Duchess sits in judgment
But Heidi gives auf

keb42@georgetown.edu

Anonymous said...

Chrysler and corn husks
And hooved lingerie tickle
My stilettoed soul

kbuckley367@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Andrae, sweet Andrae
Grey gutter inspired dress
Like his many tears

Jillian stresses
"There is blood, blood everwhere"
Icy facade melts

Robed Grecian goddess
Visits Rami in his dreams
"Drape it, they will buy"


ptrap555@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

Michael's orange tan
Nina's loud hands, Heidi's bangs
Tim still tops them all

fauvist_fly@yahoo.com

Anonymous said...

O Rami hot stud
Your clothes are beautiful
Your colors a dud

O Christian tranny
Mess, You made PR ferosh
We love you the best

ejsilverman@att.net

Anonymous said...

Cornhusk dress surprise
Creamy, towering neck brace
Chrysler masterpiece

Pam's hot pink hotpant
Postal outfit perfection
PR Hall of Fame

These looks made us gasp.
Though, so too loony, crazy
Things best called "insane."

Fleurchons on the bum
Fabric draped for shirt, for shame
Fraulein deer in bra

Lupe's wick and wack
Ludicrous candied hooker
Look, dress with tumor

PR Hall of Shame
Perhaps the funniest crap
Plainly, why we watch

Sunrise, TLo time
Shoddy seams, bad proportions
Stand spotlight for week

Grace
graceiliu@yahoo.com

becca said...

Someone asks where the
HELL is my chiffon? I bet
Santino took it.

Anonymous said...

if i had olga
id have smacked her skinny ass
pain is beautiful.



energyandintensity@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

magical austen
oh your lipgloss is poppin
such a fairy queen!

energyandintensity@gmail.com

Sewing Siren said...
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Sewing Siren said...

Fleurchons nor rosettes,
They are really called yo-yos!
Those who sew, know.

Brooklyn Bomber said...

Referencing today's post:

GenArt it ain't, but
for some, fifteen minutes are
better than nothing

Amy said...

Dear Miss Puffysleeves,
Please lay off the skinny jeans
Cheers, Laura Bennett

wlstarn said...

Think,cut,drape,sew,dream.
Days become nights, then for one:
Auf Wiedersehen.

Anonymous said...

Wednesday night draws near,
Get ready to cry and cut,
The bitchery reigns!

(email, buyamerican159@hotmail.com)

Anonymous said...

Dutchess makes me swoon
Tell me about Doris Duke once more
Roll your eyes and smile

Rami drape it again
not even Wrestlemania
will stop that mans formin..

Sorta a Big Deal
You hot trannie mess Go Girl
Hair spray is my world


debeli@charter.net

Anonymous said...

Our Laura Inspire'd
TLO's blog — give a nod. To
two gays she acquire'd


(Inspired, acquired = 2 syllable each)

(kajohn3620@aol.com)

Unknown said...

Who washed Vincent’s shirts?
Engaged in a yelling match
Does it turn him on?

Confiscated by
The silver-haired fox, Keith’s books
Are not welcome here

Daniel Franco loves
To make love not sex to his
Granny lingerie

Icecapades in bright
Neon colors, why such pain
Humiliation

Nina Garcia:
Fashion bitch, for the love of
God do not bore her!

Teutonic princess
Shrill voice, questionable clothes
Who will be out next?


Make it work, make it
Work ,make it work designers!
Lather rinse repeat


Tikki Barber on
Runway? Men’s clothes disaster
Make a shirt Carmen!

fortheloveoffru@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Angry Peanuthead
Angela's mom weeps
The viewers do too.

Carmen's offended
But the simple fact remains--
Tiki've preferred nude.

Tim Gunn's gag reflex
Long thought totally dormant
Revived by Chris' hair.

The goth look is in
Leopard, velvet, safety pins
I'm back in tenth grade!

Lighten up, it's just--
Daniel Franco, where did you--
What happened to Annn--

Show too much tooty
At Red Lobster, wearing a
Pink tutu-- you win!

virulentstrain @ Yahoo . com

Anonymous said...

in: mccarroll, dao
sebilia, siriano.
and the rest are auf!

for your first challenge...
a motherfuckingwalkoff...
hot, tranny mess... fierce.

35-D guys,
Where's Andrae? At Red Lobster.
two words: ice skating.

wedding to funeral
in one hour? stephen can!
then auf with his head.

"Make it work" says Tim.
"Auf Wiedersehen" says Heidi
Christian, simply "fierce"

heidi@theprettyevent.com

Anonymous said...

Let's all go to Mood!
Fabulous Fabrics Galore!
Yet the dress still sucks.

Sixteen Designers
Try to be "Fashion Forward"
Heidi Get Your Gunn

(franchocolate@hotmail.com)

Anonymous said...

# 1

Dear boy with bad hats:
If tears were immunity,
you would never lose.

# 2

Tap shoes, lamé, pleats:
What does this remind you of?
Audition wreckage.

mowgliana@gmail.com

Bill said...

Jenifer 1229, #1 is brilliant!

VintagePurseGal said...

I'd wear Sissy Bear
Human hair and safety pins
Hot Topic's Spring Line

Anonymous said...

Human hair collar?
Maybe if you’ve been living
in a monkey house.

amandack (at) gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Ocean in her hair,
the wind carried her away,
Austin Scarlett's work.

mint_arrow@yahoo.com

Michelle said...

I just love my clothes
It makes me choke up each time
Ricky, no more tears

Tresemme hair products
Accessorize with BlueFly
Product placement, yay!

(muhshel@gmail)

Michelle said...

oops...fixed the syllables on that last one:

Tresemme for hair
Accessorize with BlueFly
Product placement, yay!

Brooklyn Bomber said...

Ooops, car-model error correction:

Blogwhores write haikus
Desperate as designers
No Saturn for us?


(email on previous entries)

Anonymous said...

That’s a lot of look
Touching up your hair again
You Hot Tranny mess

burnetbeth@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

A loop-y Lupe
Speaking in another tongue
Intervention please

burnetbeth@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Vincent's incident
Don't fluff and fold the damn shirts
He f-ing crazy

burnetbeth@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Loves insane crotches
Too much tooty he exclaims
The Orange Duchess

burnetbeth@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Damn Weinstein to hell!
Good God-Why sell to Lifetime?
I will miss the elves.

burnetbeth@gmail.com

PhantomMinuet said...

Every episode of Project Runway, in haiku form:

Sketch, then sew. "Hi, Tim."
Fit a model; sew some more.
Panic!!! In or out.

Anonymous said...

One: Fat Funny Jay
Two and Three: I've forgotten
Four: Hot Tranny Mess

or

Heavenly Heidi
Nina MUST not be bored, yes?
The Gunn Rulez PR

or

Pray to goddesses
of fashion, shoes, and fabric
Lifetime fails. Bravo!

Anonymous said...

Mychael with a "y"
VictorYA with a "y"
why. Why? WHY?? a "y"?

burnetbeth@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Heidi and Iman
A Dames and Diva Death Match
For the blog epoch.

mcuomo@qcc.cuny.edu

Gorgeous Things said...

Hans und Franz unveiled
Naked Sundays with her Seal
Up-ge-knocked again!

Unknown said...

Design me a dress
Austin, Nick, Laura, Chris March
Make me Fashion Girl

Jenny D
drjennyd@comcast.net

Unknown said...

Project Runway moves
Lifetime Network for women
Don’t forget the Gays!

Try out, you are in!
Challenges, Fabric, Sew, Stress
Bryant Park, Famous

Tim says, “Make it work!”
Nina, Duchess—praise critic
Heidi says, “You’re IN!”

Project RunGay Fan
News, Gossip, Dirt, Opinion
Definitely “IN”

Parsons Design School
Treseme, Loreal, Mood
Bryant Park, New York

Need gay designer
Straight woman, fashion crisis
Turn Fashionista

JennyD
drjennyd@comcast.net

Anonymous said...

Rob takes it easy.
How hard can designing be?
Women are like cars.

-- Yvi
(thisrecrudescence [at] gmail [dot] com)

Anonymous said...

I couldn't contain myself.

Gotta save money.
Can’t afford a cute black dress.
Totes salivating.

Keith’s collar was rad.
Existentialism: sweet!
…I’d buy Carmen’s shirt.

Squid with no ocean
Now produces inkblot tests
In clothing form. Bzuh?

Catchphrases galore!
They were going like donuts.
That just got me off.

I kind of miss that
stupid Bluefly commercial.
“When you meet someone…”

We may resemble
The lost mariachis, but
I found my chiffon.

Plotting, pre-panel.
Michael Kors needs to get laid.
Rami knows this game.

Where’s Daniel Franco?
Season three? Season four? It’s
the new Where’s Waldo

-- Yvi
(thisrecrudescence [at] gmail [dot] com)

kellybean said...

(optimistic outlook)

Bravo not carried?
November two-thousand-eight
You'll watch on Lifetime!

(how I really feel?)

How will we survive
Its defection to Lifetime?
I say, with liquor

kellybean17 at gmail dot com

Anonymous said...

I am a straight man
Who watches "Project Runway"
My name's not Kevin

The winner moves on
The viewers always return
Who are we kidding?

tddmarketing@aol.com

Unknown said...
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Unknown said...

Nine Inch Nails sung by
Santino, Closer to Tim
Gunn than Trent Reznor

Now on Red Lobster's
menu, Andrae's excessive
tears and Tim's wisdom

fortheloveoffru@gmail.com

Bacon with an 'E' said...

can i voet for this one and then enter one??

kell said...

Oh, where is Andrae?
Where is he, our little lamb?
Ah yes, Red Lobster.

10:41 AM

Mine is:
Boofus Duke enjoys
watching project runway with
me but wont admit.

Amanda said...

Gunn in your pocket?
Happy to see that your hands
are at home in there

Missy Pratt said...

The challenges hard,
The designers are hurried,
Hope you are not 'auf'ed.

Anonymous said...

Don't cry little one
Ricky needs more Kleenex please
Hats must make him sad

burnetbeth@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

"I'M SORRY NINA"
Santino vs. Nina
she would kick his ass

Brad said...

1:
Silk chiffon, oh no!
In or out, who knows? But we
love Gunn, carry on!

2:
Photos, prom, and men,
challenges are always tough.
Miss Nina, enough!

3:
Fishtail, cocktail, and
mod chic: why did Banana
Republic jump ship?

brokenphonograph@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

Sew sew sew sew sew
Sew sew sew sew sew sew sew
Sew sew blink runway

Anonymous said...

You can cry and cut.
Uh oh! Shantangi is loose!
Invents tooty trend.

Anonymous said...

Rami likes to drape
Please expose your chest again
It's why we like you

Anonymous said...

Is this contest still open? Well, here's a little ode to my fashion superhero, anyway:

Suave and cerebral
Sartorially savvy,
Sangfroid, defined: Tim.

Anonymous said...

I think I have a superfluous comma in there. Alas. :0

Gwendy54 said...

Two haikus for you,
My fab mavens of the cloth.
Emmett's dress is mine!

"Auf" with her head, the
Duchess said. Frau Seal obliged,
While Nina just smiled.

Carrying on, I
Make it work and manage not
To bore la nina.

-Gwen

Gwendy54 said...

Forgot to leave my email!

#1
"Auf" with her head, the
Duchess said. Frau Seal obliged,
While Nina just smiled.

#2
Carrying on, I
Make it work and manage not
To bore la nina.

gwenthomas@wowway.com

Naomi said...

Bravo for couture
And culture cuisine style dance
How will Lifetime be?

naomislagowski@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

the puppetmaster
her polymorphic minions
writhing in stage light


jamelch@hotmail.com

Unknown said...

Recycled Garments
To quote fabulous Laura:
Serious Ugly

When the divas bitch
A motherf***king walk-off
Is sure to ensue

“It just turns me on”
Words that make viewers shudder
Please Auf him, Heidi!

-Kelly
ktavenner@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

screaming at the show
the drama is all of the fun
of my wednesday nights

email: spyswimmer33 @ comcast.net

Unknown said...
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S.J. Donovan said...
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S.J. Donovan said...

I've had to enter this three seperate times because I forgot my email both times.

Don't fear la Nina
Unless, of course, she's wearing
Chanel stilletos

redvines73@comcast.net

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