PR Bitches at Fashion Week

Monday, February 04, 2008 by
Those camera whores are all over the place!

First up, here's Heidi at an after party for the Cinema Society and W Magazine's special screening of "Marc Jacobs & Louis Vuitton."

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me.


Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!

Just remember, gals: HEIDI KLUM IS A JUDGE ON PROJECT RUNWAY. This woman is partially responsible for choosing the "next great fashion designer."

Next up: Elisa and Victorya at Elisa's show.

They look adorable. And it's nice to see the contestants supporting each other so much.

As for Elisa's show...

Oh, kittens. We have opinions.

Stay tuned and we'll share them with you.

[Photos: WireImage/GettyImages]

107 comments:

Unknown said...

Oh snap.... that last shot made me shoot Diet Coke out of my nose at my desk... and that shit STINGS.

Tikimama said...

I love how Elisa looks actually happy, and VictorYA looks like "just take the picture so I can scrape off this freak!"

Sewing Siren said...

Color me tacky, I like Heidi's outfit. Does her face look different though?

I'm looking forward to Elisa's show. I think of it more as a performance piece than a fashion show.

David Dust said...

I think Victorya has issues with being touched.

Brooklyn Bomber said...

Please do (share those opinions).
Is that Elisa herself, playing I see London, I see France?
Oy. That's all I can say.

Anonymous said...

Man, that last picture coupled with your commentary is KILLING. ME.

Can't wait...

Anonymous said...

Oh Heidi. Your out looks like something Katy Manning wore on "Doctor Who" IN THE 1970s.

Anonymous said...

"Jeffrey Bryan said...

Oh snap.... that last shot made me shoot Diet Coke out of my nose at my desk... and that shit STINGS."

jeffrey, i feel your pain. mine was diet dr. pepper.

Anonymous said...

Does Heidi have on blue pumps with black tights?

???????

I've heard rumors that she's preggers again. Maybe that explains the poofy floofy thing.

Anonymous said...

oh, heidi - the bangs... the bangs are what is killing me... it must be my mother in me, wanting to scream "Get those bangs out of your eyes!" i hate bangs... or that's just my Upstate NY non-fashion girl talking...

GothamTomato said...

"Tlo said: Just remember, gals: HEIDI KLUM IS A JUDGE ON PROJECT RUNWAY. This woman is partially responsible for choosing the "next great fashion designer."



That has always been one of the big ironies of this show.

...And somewhere, a Yak with a bad perm is shivering, because Heidi stole his coat.

--GothamTomato

Anonymous said...

We have to tell my 4 year old niece not to pull her skirt up over her head. WTF?

Anonymous said...

Where did Heidi come up with that?! I have a feeling Liza Minelli is somewhere say, "Where the heck did I put my blue and black outfit?"

GothamTomato said...

"Tlo said: Oh, kittens. We have opinions."



When I saw that last picture I thought; You know, I always wondered what happened to Shirley Temple.

--GothamTomato

Anonymous said...

Anybody notice that the guy standing behind Heidi is looking dubious about her outfit, too?

Stephanie said...

I think the bangs are the least of Heidi's problems...

Anonymous said...

The model's just giving the fabric a spit marker.

Anonymous said...

the model in the last photo looks like she's morphing into a cavity creep. (did i just date myself on that reference?)

Anonymous said...

oh please, please, please let that be a rebellious model and not reflective of all the models

- Donna

the dogs' mother said...

That last picture.
Channeling Tim,
"JESUS!!!"

mjude said...

Sewing Siren said...
Color me tacky, I like Heidi's outfit. Does her face look different though?


i thought the same thing about her face!

LOL!

Anonymous said...

ROFL!!! what the crap is that?

bitchesdye said...

Coookieeee! Worse is the matchy-matchy shoes! ugh.

Milla said...

OMG... she so does look like the Cookie Monster.Or the blue yeti monster from Monsters Inc...
Seal must be feeling like baby Boo.
Is that Elisa showing the world her flowery "chones" in manner of naughty 4 year-old?
Love,
Milla

Suzanne said...

holy crap
Heidi looks like her 4 year old dressed her

Big Shamu said...

Oh spit marking Puppet Girl, I've missed you so.

Anonymous said...

Well, in Heidi's defense, she has kids now, she probably LOVES Cookie Monster!

Anonymous said...

Ummm...and CHRIS is too costumey???? Oy.

Anonymous said...

Based on the electric blue pumps, Heidi hasn't been paying any attention to Michael frequently complaining, "It's a little DTM - dyed (died ??) to match." Haven't they been sitting right next to each other for 4 seasons?

Richard said...

This is by far and away the fugliest post ever made on PRGay. Between the Cookie Monster and the Kookie Monster, I'm flabbergasted.

Anonymous said...

Is Heidi channeling Sally Bowles channeling Cookie Monster there? WTF. That's something I expect to see on Liza.

And someone should tell Victorya to never, ever bother to fake a smile. It just doesn't work for her.

And Elisa, my mother taught me that it just wasn't lady like to show my "party pants" to strangers....

Gorgeous Things said...

C is for Cookie...

Hahahahahahaha! Snort!
Do you think Elisa had her model spit on the fabric as she walked down the runway?

Anonymous said...

Apparently that last pic is a character from Elisa's show called the "Virtuous Woman" and she went around all night periodically lifting up her dress.

Bill said...

Oh, look!

The Duchess was there, too!"

Anonymous said...

Is that her nose or her tongue?

Anonymous said...

Bill, will you marry me? Too damned funny!!

Unknown said...

PETA is going to go after Heidi: She killed Cookie Monster!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Heidi looks hideous and what's with the Suzanne Somers hair?

Anonymous said...

That last photo made me think "Boys have a penis and girls have a bagina!" LOL!!!!! Elisa dear, didn't your Mommy tell you it's not nice to lift up your dress? :)

Anonymous said...

Heidi knows that outfit is horrible. She's just screwing with us.....Right?

Anonymous said...

Ladies keep their dresses down.

Anonymous said...

That last pciture is almost as if karma was telling Elisa to provide you 2 with fodder for the blog until the next episode of PR comes on. :)

I refuse to rag on Victorya-as easy as that is. The fact she came to support Elisa's show at 9 am sunday morning says a lot. In fact Newsday wrote she was the only season 4 designer to show up.

Frank

Anonymous said...

you had me at c is for cookie ;)

Mom said...

OK, I get it now. Elisa's the "friendly Bjork"!

and Heidi looks hella better in blue, no matter where or how it's appearing on The Body (although there are some serious fashion issues going on there). But how can she not see that blue is better on her than red?

Anonymous said...

Hai U likz mai panteez?

Num Num Num Num

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
I refuse to rag on Victorya-as easy as that is. The fact she came to support Elisa's show at 9 am sunday morning says a lot. In fact Newsday wrote she was the only season 4 designer to show up.

Frank"


That's a shame. Well, it makes sense since we're going to have a final 6 this season, they're all busy working on their collections
: )

Anonymous said...

Didn't you guys know that Seal's good friend is Cookie monster and he is also a low talker. Well long story short, Heidi didn't know what he was saying at dinner that night until he brought one of his designs from his new collection to her dressing room for her to wear......

Anonymous said...

She always looks beautiful, but the fluffy, bright blue coat and matching shoes? WTF???????

Anonymous said...

she was the only season 4 designer to show up

And this surprises you why? To me it just says what we all have already known. No one cares about Elisa and her designs suck.

DolceLorenzo said...

I LOVE Heidi!

Oh, c'mon guys, it takes a lot of effort to look that ugly on a regular basis. That outfit is FUGLY!

Anonymous said...

"party pants" (Snort!) Hadn't heard that one in a long time. By the end of the thread I was laughing so hard I almost dropped the laptop.

Re Heidi's outfit, let me just ask - How many Smurfs died for that jacket?!! Oh the humanity. And did no one ever tell Heidi that we don't wear black tights with colored shoes? That combo makes her feet look huge.

Rosie's Girl

Anonymous said...

ROFL I was so not prepared for that last picture. You guys rock! I can't wait to see your post about Elisa!!!

Robbie said...

Maybe it's the bangs, but Elisa reminds me of the dog in the pound that sings "He's a Tramp" in 'Lady and the Tramp'. And is her fashion show all about how to make spit marks?

Anonymous said...

Ooooooooooo!!!!
I love Heidi's blue.
Pretty. :)

Abbie said...

Having seen her "art pieces," I cannot WAIT to see what you two have to say!

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I gotta say it: Oh, come on with the commenter snide remarks on Victorya's smile here, etc, etc.

It is 9:oo am and Victory has shown up to support Elisa (the ONLY ONE of the designers to do so) although she's got her own show to put on.

Give the girl a break.

Back to regular programming: Cannot wait for TLo's take on Beloved Elisa. Have you seen the newsday video? I love her.

Anonymous said...

And furthermore -- I like Heidi's bangs! She looks so Teutonic... Has she had work done on her face? Or, is it just the bangs that make her look cant-put-my-finger-on-it "different"?

Sewing Siren said...

Robbie said...
Maybe it's the bangs, but Elisa reminds me of the dog in the pound that sings "He's a Tramp" in 'Lady and the Tramp'. And is her fashion show all about how to make spit marks?


Peg! Peg's voice was none other than Peggy Lee. I can totally see it Robbie. Thanks.

kath said...

OH MY GOD! HEIDI KLUM KILLED THE COOKIE MONSTER!

As for Elisa's collection, well.....um, it's interesting....I do love Elisa though, and I wish her well, but ...um.....

Anonymous said...

No one cares about Elisa and her designs suck.

Whoever you are, you are certainly entitled to dislike Elisa's design aestethic. Her style is far from commercial and not for everyone.

However please do not presume to speak for everyone. All abstract whackiness aside, there are plenty of watchers who care about Elisa and probably would have gone to her show. Tom and Lorenzo have been in her corner from day 1 and even were all agog about 1 of her outfits on the preview runway last fall.

Frank

Jenn said...

Heidi is mounting her own vigorous pre-Super Tuesday campaign to appear on Mr. Blackwell's next worst-dressed list...and Seal lets her out of the house like this? Yikes!

Anonymous said...

Excellent!

kzspot

Anonymous said...

Snark aside, Victorya looks exhausted more than anything else.

Anonymous said...

I would totally wear the party pants in the last photo under a dress in the summer. Under being the operative word.

I'm waiting to see Elisa's show here before I go look. I'm very interested...

Anonymous said...

I think Heidi looks different because we can't see her eyes.

Anonymous said...

Someday, in the future, we just might see a pic of one of Heidi's kids wearing the Cookie Monster jacket for Halloween....

I'm looking forward to seeing what Elisa has to offer! Sewing Siren said, "I think of it more as a performance piece than a fashion show." I think it'll be a combination of both. It'll be interesting, no doubt!

Anonymous said...

I'm defending Heidi's hair - I wish I had her hair.

However, I always seem to hate her clothes. Am I just jealous?

She looks different in these non-studio shots - both in the runway Heart-show thing and this; is it the lighting? the makeup?

And Bill, you are so funny with that Muppet thing for the Duchess - LOL!

Stubenville said...

OMG!

I am choking and gasping for air.

Cookie Monster indeed; or is it a shaved yeti that PETA are going to harrangue Mrs. Seal over?

I wonder if our Heidi IS pregnant again - perhaps that would explain the slightly fuller face (it's not just the hair, but it also could be an injectable filler like Restylane.)

And the shot of Puppet Girl - I can't wait for our kitties to take on THAT subject.

So what's with YaYa's Nazi stormtrooper boots?

Anonymous said...

That last shot - how did you get my picture from the bar on Saturday night?

Anonymous said...

Upon further examination, Heidi's coat appears to be made of millions of blue BIRD FEATHERS.

Damn you, Laura Bennett!!!

Anonymous said...

That last shot isn't a picture of Elisa. It's one of her models.

Anonymous said...

Heidi's outfit would be slammed if it came down the runway on PR. Nina would say the proportions are off, Heidi would say it looks cheap, and Michael Kors would say the shoes commit the most heinous violation of all - DTAM - dyed to almost match.

Anonymous said...

That has to be one of the worst things I've seen Heidi wear.

On the other hand, it just goes to show she can pull everything off. Of course it's ridiculous looking, but is some way she's still working it and making it seem almost acceptable.

Just part of what makes her a supermodel.

Joanie said...

It would be so nice if Heidi were to work with a stylist before heading out to these events. Le sigh.

Elisa? Well, we know she's always approached fashion from a different perspective. Starting from the bottom up, why not?

Anonymous said...

" Joan said...

It would be so nice if Heidi were to work with a stylist before heading out to these events. Le sigh."

She does have a stylist, that's the sad part. Double sigh.

Anonymous said...

WOW! Elisa's collection looks.. umm.. interesting? lol

Totally confirms my thoughts that she's coocoo for CocoPuffs!

Mike.URBFC said...

Heidi.. STOP THE MADNESS! She looks like a refugee from a "disco party"

Anonymous said...

That last picture.
Channeling Tim,
"JESUS!!!"


That first picture, chanelling Tim, "Another bad 3am decision."

Ah well, at least Heidi didn't show up dressed like Oscar the Grouch, complete with drippings from the garbage can.

Elisa? I have no words. Yet...

Hadn't VictorYUCK already shown by Sunday morning? Even so, considering what we know about the Fab 4, where were Jack and Christian (was Christian perhaps forced to Parsons to "finish" up his collection? Isn't the PR show usually Friday morning at 9 am? In this case, Friday next?

Anonymous said...

Stubenville said...So what's with YaYa's Nazi stormtrooper boots?

dunno...but they sure as hell make her look stumpy. I'm all for comfort, but HEY NOW...it's Fashion Week and she's a designer...ramp-it-up girl!

She's tiny to begin with..there's no better way to get lost in the crowd than to wear flats, of any kind.

Now...as for Heidi's black (shiny, arggggh) tights paired with cobalt pumps....aieeee! (clasping face in hands) so wrong. hahahaha. ah but it does give me giggles. :)

Anonymous said...

Don't you love when a woman as gorgeous as Heidi doesn't have a clue how to dress herself? It's freaklicious!!!

Anonymous said...

In that second photo, if I hadn't known it was Heidi, I would have guessed Lucy Lawless. Is it the bangs making her face look rounder, or is it another pregnancy?

Anonymous said...

So I'm thinking of "Project Runway - The Movie".

Obviously casting is important. Here's some ideas:

Christian.......David Spade

Chris March.....Orson Welles

Gillian.........Merris Crane from "Frasier"

SweetPea........Rue MacClanahan

Ricky...........Sally Field

Judges:

Nina............Denise Rich

Heidi...........Eva Braun

Anonymous said...

How the hell did Klum keep blue fuzz off of her black dress and tights?
Were there maids following her with lint rollers?

Anonymous said...

Stop looking at the crotch panties morons and look at the ( * )...
SPIT MARK beeyatches!

Anonymous said...

omg - can heidi please consult you guys and/or laura to get a clue!!! why does she leave the house like that?? she looks ridiculous! ugh. it's not cute and if chris march made that outfit, nina and michael would go ape shit on his ass.

ChelseaNH said...

To me it just says what we all have already known.

Only schizophrenics can get away with saying that...

And I've been left waiting ALL DAY for those oh-so-tantalizing opinions! Well, they'll be something to perk up my Tuesday, now.

Anonymous said...

RE: Elisa's show

*ChelseaNH said... And I've been left waiting ALL DAY for those oh-so-tantalizing opinions! Well, they'll be something to perk up my Tuesday, now.*

that...and Tim Gunn was the guest on Jon Stewart.

Please TLo, how about a double-spotlight for Tuesday? :)

blusurfer said...

OMG, yes! Tim Gunn was a guest on Jon Stewart, and was fabulous and charming as always. :-D

Sewhat? said...

Heidi is starting to look like Kim Catrell...and as much as I liked SITC, Kim was starting to look a little "rode hard and put away wet" by the end...

Kanani said...

Hi Everyone,
I'm back in hoodburbia. Wow, glad to see TLO have been busy.
Heidi's coat and shoes look like aWalMart blue. I'm sorry. But I was just in Mexico and gag... there it was... WalMart.
So it's kind of cool in a WalMartish way.
I guess.

Anonymous said...

Waiting for the rest of your post, TLo! I am socked in the airport due to fog and bad weather -- if I have to hear one more elderly woman on her cell phone complaining about the delays I'm going to scream. Seriously --- do people REALLY think the airlines control the weather????

I need me another Latte and some TLo red carpet snarkin'!

As for the last pic:

"Look Mommy! I'm wearing my big-girl panties!"

profp

p.s. Love the new Alex-Avatar, boys!

gloria said...
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Anonymous said...

Is she spit marking that dress?

Stubenville said...

I found Tim's interview with Jon Stewart here:

Tim on the Daily Show

I had a giggle over Jon's comment on Anna Wintour and Tim always looks so suave...

gloria said...

When quite young, I wore a shocking pink mini dress and black tights and god knows what shoes...I remember it fondly. There is only a brief time when one can wear such silly things. Heidi is still very young (well, to me anyway). Let her dress like the Cookie Monster. Time enough later for "important" fashion. And as for her picking the next big ol' fashion designer - well - she was the "hook" that got people watching - not her fashion sense - everyone knows she is no designer. And her greatest success has been on a runway wearing her knickers.
Give her a break. Judge her clothes when she's 45.

Anonymous said...

"gloria said...
Give her a break. Judge her clothes when she's 45."


What???? That's the stupidest thing I ever heard today, and the day has just begun.

Kanani said...

45? Now, pray tell, what benchmark is this for you?

Anonymous said...

" gloria said...

When quite young, I wore a shocking pink mini dress and black tights and god knows what shoes...I remember it fondly. There is only a brief time when one can wear such silly things. Heidi is still very young (well, to me anyway). Let her dress like the Cookie Monster. Time enough later for "important" fashion. And as for her picking the next big ol' fashion designer - well - she was the "hook" that got people watching - not her fashion sense - everyone knows she is no designer. And her greatest success has been on a runway wearing her knickers.
Give her a break. Judge her clothes when she's 45."

OK, I'm not even going to touch the "she's 45" bit, but

"everyone knows she is no designer"...you don't have to be a designer to know how to dress.

"Let her dress like the Cookie Monster"...nobody's stopping her, we're just judging her sense of style.

Anonymous said...

"gloria said...

Give her a break. Judge her clothes when she's 45."

That's gotta be the most ridiculous reverse ageism I've ever seen. She's freakin 34 years old and you're making her sound like a child.

gloria said...

WOW...I'm just saying let her have some fun while she's so beautiful...
No need to go for the throat...

Kanani said...

So Gloria, are you saying 45 is old? Are you saying 45, 65, 75 year olds can't have some fun?

Oh dear. What a mindset. I'm 47 and I'm having a blast!

*grabs margarita*
*grabs mucho younger man*

gloria said...

At 63 - 45 looks quite young to me.
I should have said wait till she's 110. Which I think I will be by the time I get through all the attacks. So I shall stop reading this now...no need to keep firing...I am now officialy out of range. Bye.

Anonymous said...

those of you who are still on the old "victorya is a huge bitch and she has issues" bandwagon need to get OFF it, because by now you're really scraping at the bottom of the barrel for hate ammunition. she showed up at elisa's show to support a fellow cast member, and she was snapped in a photo looking tired. give me a break.

Anonymous said...

oh.my.god.
all i have to say is...









actually, no.







i have nothing to say.

Anonymous said...

I LOVEEEE VICTORYA.
she's pretty amazing.
her show was kinda boring fashion week wise, but i would wear A LOT of the outfits.
she's pretty fierce.

Unknown said...

Which one of you two is in that last picture?

Anonymous said...

Has anyone else seen Christian's comments about Ricky on the official PR blog:

"I do know that he is a liar and he did not work for all the designers he said!"

How does he know? Did he call around? Doesn't he think that PR called around before accepting him?
It's crap like this that I hate from both the pocket gay and the lumberjack (Christian and Jack). It's so petty, so mean-spirited. All I can say is that karma will kick him the ass...over and over again, and one day Maddie will be his BOSS!