Michael & Nina in Fashion Land

Friday, February 22, 2008 by
Oh, what the hell. That reunion was so boring, we're just gonna write our own alternate version to amuse ourselves.


"Hi Nina!"


"Hello Michael."


"I just love fashion shows, don't you?"


"Whatever."


"Oh, look! There's a girl on the runway!"




"HAHAHAHAHA!!! She looks like a skankass ho, doesn't she Nina?"


"Now Michael, that's very amusing but--"


*thbbbt*

"HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD I FARTED!"


"Ohmigod, you totally did! Gross!"


[Screencaps: Project RunGay]


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107 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ew. Not your best, guys.

Gail said...

OMG I just laughed so hard I snorted. At work no less.

Anne said...

OMG, it's been so long since I've actually laughed right out loud at work, and I just did! Thank God it's snowing like crazy and nobody's here but me.

Do more! Do more!

Anne

Anonymous said...

ROFL. That was definitely the best part of the reunion. I wish they showed more of the judges doing stuff like that.

Anonymous said...

Oh that DID make me LOL, for reals.

Anonymous said...

LOL. Seriously, how can you NOT laugh at that silly challenge?

Anonymous said...

Hahaha. I wonder how the models felt seeing Michael loose it like that in front of them.

Anonymous said...

Lol, OMG the princess SO farted didn't she? I was waiting to see that...just dying! Oh the ridiculousness.

Anonymous said...

Oh Lordy! You know a reunion show was utterly boring when TLo are reduced to screencapping for fart jokes....

Whatever, still love you guys! Your screencaps are always the best!

Anonymous said...

Crass. Sorry, guys. If I wanted that kind of entertainment, I'd see a Ben Stiller movie.

Jules/JAA said...

More, please! That was one booooring show.

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Crass. Sorry, guys. If I wanted that kind of entertainment, I'd see a Ben Stiller movie."

Oh lighten up.

Anonymous said...

Once again, coffee spit out onto the keyboard. I was hoping you were going to do some Ninacaps from this episode. The Dutchess helplessly laughing was my favorite part of the hour, which kind of tells you how I liked the rest of it....

Kanani said...

I wonder when that clip of Michael Kors laughing is going to go up on YouTube?

TLo said...

Kanani said...

I wonder when that clip of Michael Kors laughing is going to go up on YouTube?


Hi Kanani,

It's already up. You can watch it here.

T&L

Hephaestion said...

I didn't find the reunion show boring. I just wish it had been much, much longer. Too many questions went unanswered.

Velvet said...

Nothing like a fart joke to make me laugh!

Nina Garcia is a mess. Her hair always looks like it needs to be combed, and her outfits? Hello!! You are not 22 anymore. Ditch the miniskirts and sleeveless tops already. Jesus, what will it take to get her OUT of Forever 21?

Anonymous said...

LOL!!
That is one of your best!!
Too funny!!

herdgirl72

Mom said...

When life hands you lemons, it's time to pour a shot of vodka into your lemonade. Bless you, boys.

Anonymous said...

kanani, I know what you mean, I could watch that over again, for sure. Although, now that I think about it, I do DVR this stuff and so I can rerun it at home. I'll enjoy it over coffee tomorrow morning while I contemplate a walk in the snowy park.

And to other posters, I did feel embarrassed for the ladies that the Dutchess was laughing at them. But they are well-paid performers, they can take it. It's not like they were in church and got the giggles, after all.

Giselle "Hinata" Ascott said...

OMG your alternate!Michael and alternate!Nina complement each other better than the real ones!!

"I just love fashion shows, don't you?"
"Whatever"
LMAO!!!! Love it Love it Love it!

mjude said...

LMFAO!!

some people really need to lighten up!

Sewing Siren said...

Bwahh!! That vulgar stuff always gets me.
Anon 10:53, you must not have brothers. If you have brothers, you learn the fart is funny or you die, yes die!

Suzanne said...

You know, as dead on as your fashion commentary always is, I have to admit I LIVE AND DIE for posts like this. Your screencaps are GENIOUSITY!!

Anonymous said...

I laughed so hard, my co-workers are staring. That was funny as shit.

Anonymous said...

hahahahahahahahaha!

my mother is worried because i'm laughing like an insane...

you rule, bitches!

Anonymous said...

Fart jokes = dime a dozen
A Michael Kors fart joke on PRG = priceless!

Anonymous said...

"Anon 10:53, you must not have brothers. If you have brothers, you learn the fart is funny or you die, yes die!"

So true! I have 3 brothers...you learn to appreciate the fart joke.

bitchesdye said...

If any show in the history of the world deserved a fart joke at its expense, it was that reunion.

Thanks, boys!

Anonymous said...

Loved Michael just losing it like that! And I think the screen caps were funny too.

I too wanted a longer show. I watched some of the "bonus vidoes" on bravotv and the behind the sceens one said each "act" was an hour long that they cut down to ~10mins or so. HELLO! 60mins of stuff cut down to 10?!? More please?

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...

Crass. Sorry, guys. If I wanted that kind of entertainment, I'd see a Ben Stiller movie."

I think you're missing the point of the post. In my opinion, what the boys were trying to convey here is that the reunion was so boring (at least to them) that anything would've been better, even a fart joke. I could be wrong :)

By the way, I thought the screencaps were hilarious.

Embeedubya said...

More, more, more! Did you notice how PAINED Ricky looked throughout Kors's laughing jag? The disbelief (and disillusionment) on the faces of the guest judges? Heidi's "kill me now" panic?

Ursa said...

THAT was funny!

So was M.Kors description of his wardrobe when young ... all I could think of was Christian and his hair & get-ups

Mindy said...

God, I think I laughed so hard at this post that I farted!

Lilithcat said...

That is so much better than the original dialogue!

Anonymous said...

I'm at work and trying hard not to burst into laughter!

Anonymous said...

Actually, seeing that, I respect the diva girls for keeping their schtick up with some middle aged man openly laughing at them. Takes... poise? (No.) Commitment to their persona.

jodi said...

ha!!!

GothamTomato said...

If Bravo was smart, they would hire you guys to do a 'Pop-Up Video' version of PR (remember that old show on VH1?); but with your dialogue in the thought bubbles, that pop up over the heads of those on screen.

I'd watch.

--GothamTomato

Anonymous said...

OMG! Gotham that is a GREAT idea!!

Can you imagine???


herdgirl72

katiecoo said...

" agnes gooch said...

When life hands you lemons, it's time to pour a shot of vodka into your lemonade. Bless you, boys."

Love it agnes. Also GT your popup idea is brilliant!

And boys? LOLOLOLOL

ha!

That laughter segment will go down as one of my all time favorite memories of PR. Along with Santino's Tim impressions, Red Lobster with Andre and a few others.

Of course the show never rivals you fellas. To me, you ARE the show now!

PhantomMinuet said...

Nina Garcia is a mess. Her hair always looks like it needs to be combed, and her outfits?

Agreed. Her hair is always a mess. I don't usually notice her clothes, because I'm always wondering why someone in the make-up room didn't run a brush through her hair.

The Duchess OTOH just cracked me up in the special. It was fun to hear him giggling uncontrollably in the clips, and it was enlightening to hear him talk about his youthful fashion excesses. It made him seem like a real person, for once.

And was he less orange than usual in the reunion special?

Anonymous said...

More TLo Reunion Show, please!!!

omg - -that was so funny I pulled a Michael Kors!

:)

lisasabatier said...

More, please

Anonymous said...

Oh, man, I needed that on yet another Frantic Friday.

I snorted, too.

But not the other. I am in the office, after all. ;-)

All the best ('cause you two ARE the best),

NDC

Mom said...

embeedubya said: Heidi's "kill me now" panic?

What do you want to bet she was thinking, "What would he do at a Victoria's Secret show?"

Anonymous said...

Could you guys just do this every week? It's way more fun than the show itself.

Anonymous said...

TLo- pleeease- dish the dirt we know you have. What had VictorYa's knickers in a twist, exactly? When did Kit become an actual living Living Dead Doll? Was Carmen a successful enough model to expect the other designers to fall apart without her very presence? What accounted for the flirty, cheery Rami we saw- final three positioning or lower trousers? HEEEEEELP!

Unknown said...

i have to agree with some previous posters about nina's hair. i think she's really a beautiful woman, but that backlighting they use gives her a halo of broken ends.

i'd love to see her hair combed back, something more soignee, because she's a grownup, not a college girl.

Anonymous said...

The end is near. Repent sinners! The end is upon us. TLo resorted to a fart joke. The end is near.

Bernd

Kanani said...

Thanks for the link, T Lo!

I have to wonder --what were the wrestlers thinking as Kors was cracking up?

Have to admit, I was laughing during the original showing. I thought it was so hilarious and couldn't figure out why no one else there was just cracking up.

Princess Annalise said...

i loved it! you guys are amazing!

Brooklyn Bomber said...

Velvet said, "Nina Garcia is a mess. Her hair always looks like it needs to be combed."

As someone who has what I've always referred to as naturally messy hair, I must speak up in her defense. Some of us have hair that just never looks smooth and neat, and there's nothing you can do. Through the years, I've spent a fortune on tools and products, trying to beat, coax, and trick it into submission. In fact, if I had back all the money I've spent, I could buy Elle Magazine and Bravo TV, and set TLo up for life. So. . . lay off La Nina's hair!

Anonymous said...

Did anyone catch the final four on Regis and Kelly on Wednesday. Chris sat next to Christian and had his back to him the whole time - it was as though Chris didn't know he was there!

Oh boys, can you conjer up some Screen captures?

gloria said...

Nice to see you two earning your pay for the week. There will be a bonus for this one.

That link is so hilarious - it's one to keep just to run it on days like this. I would love to have it on an endless loop while doing my taxes!

gloria said...

Nice to see you two earning your pay for the week. There will be a bonus for this one.

That link is so hilarious - it's one to keep just to run it on days like this. I would love to have it on an endless loop while doing my taxes!

Donny B said...

This was hilarious. More!

katiecoo said...

Off topic but I was rewatching this episode and there is a classic moment there. After the Heidi montage, she's talking about how she has a hard time finding the right word sometimes.

She then sprinkles her fingers in the air and says,

"sometimes I have a hard time gasping for the right word"

I rewound it to see it again and yes, she says *gasping*. HA! What a perfect slip!

gloria said...

Oh - and you should all know by now not to hover over the screencaps with coffee or tea or martinis...it only leads to spontaneous screen spitting...

webbie said...

I laughed so hard a peed a little!
You guys rock!

Anonymous said...

LOVE IT LOVE IT LOVE IT

Anonymous said...

I so disagree with anonymous.

Oh, so funny, girls.

The laughing jag of the judge was the highlight of the reunion show ...

And these screen caps --- HEE--larious.

Love yall ... And I HATE whatever anonymous decided to wear today. PERIOD.

Just sayin

Rainwood said...

The Michael Kors gigglefit is a gift that just keeps on giving. Thanks, TLo.

mo said...

you guys are the best!

Kristin said...

That was one of the most hilarious things I've read...SNORT.

Thankfully, I'm home, but that wouldn't stop me!

Poodles, you must do more!

Tonya said...

I love when y'all make up your own dialogue, too funny!

Y'all are some funny guys : )

Your blog always makes me laugh out loud!

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA... man, I wish that was what really happened.

Anonymous said...

If only Bravo had put you two in charge of the reunion show, it would have actually been interesting.

Ms Sangrail said...

What, no 'pull my finger' screen cap?!?

Lovelovelove your Nina captions,as always.

Anonymous said...

LOVE. IT! Freaking hilarious, bitches!

DolceLorenzo said...

ROFL. Bitches, you know you're going to burn in hell!!! ROFL.

Anonymous said...

ohmigod, just watched the clip on youtube (thanks, guys!) - and it was precious. MK is precious - and it was nice to see a (slightly) more human Nina.

but, as Anne said, Do more! Do More!

Anonymous said...

DON'T. STOP!
Do the whole damn show!
Your minions implore (command) you!
F-ing hilarious!

Emma P.
PS:
"Anonymous said...

Crass. Sorry, guys. If I wanted that kind of entertainment, I'd see a Ben Stiller movie."

Before you fall off of your high horse, anon, perhaps if you looked deeper into the ironic aspect of TLo's humor considering the refinement of the subject's--
Aw, screw it! Farts are funny! Lighten up!

Anonymous said...

"If Bravo was smart, they would hire you guys to do a 'Pop-Up Video' version of PR (remember that old show on VH1?); but with your dialogue in the thought bubbles, that pop up over the heads of those on screen."

You're a freakin' GENIUS, GT! I'd watch, too.

Hey, Bravo, take notes!: most of us are slogging through PR4 just so we'll have a point of reference for the TLo Show! Even ONE episode done with TLO as a DVD "extra" MIGHT persuade me to actually spend money on this blah season...
-Ignatz

Thombeau said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! You guys are so wrong. I love it!!!

Actually, I've really come to love La Nina and the Duchess, too. But yes, that reunion show was sooooo boring...

Gorgeous Things said...

Hahahahahahaha! Snort!

OMG, I'm still laughing about this one half an hour later! That was definitely the best part of the reunion, but your alternate dialogue is BY FAR the best thing about that show!!!!!

me said...

I think this is my favorite post to date, you kids slay me

Anonymous said...

LOVED IT!!!!! You two boys are the best!!!!!!! (Much more entertaining than those wooden reunion specials.....)
2DogMom in Michigan

Anonymous said...

What would a Michael Kors fart smell like?

Not that I'd want to experience that, I'm just in a weird mood today.

Joanie said...

Reminds me of a card I got for a friend once. "And I thought I was shot, which made us laugh harder. Then we farted more and it sounded like there were more shots going off." It ended with ambulances and paramedics laughing and farting. And if you must know I got the card for the friend because of a burping incident that occurred in the middle of a movie on a first date.

Now you can understand why I love this post. Well done, boys!

Stubenville said...

lynette said...
What would a Michael Kors fart smell like?


Oh dear; I hope that's NOT what Michael Kors, the fragrance, smells like!

Anonymous said...

Lynnete, MK's farts would smell like persimmons. He is the Persimmon Princess you know.

James said...

Your version is much better.

GothamTomato said...

"You're a freakin' GENIUS, GT!"



Yes, I know.

Thanks,

--GothamTomato

Anonymous said...

Oh good grief, I read it again, at the end of this pummelling day, and it made me laugh and snort just as much as the first time.

Well done, Boys! And thanks once more for levity in the midst of labor.

All the best,

NDC

Anonymous said...

Fart Jokes....ALWAYS funny.

Anonymous said...

"Oh look theres a girl on the runway."

Best line. Like they weren't expecting that!

I fell a little in love with Michael, watching his laughing jag! What a happy ponim!

katiecoo said...

"lynette said...

What would a Michael Kors fart smell like?

Not that I'd want to experience that, I'm just in a weird mood today."

Well, remember how Sweet P kept fanning herself around the face during that part of the show? And how Heidi, later, was breathing in what she tried to pass off as Mychael Knight's new cologne?

The plot thickens...

Anonymous said...

lynette said...
What would a Michael Kors fart smell like?


A fart, just like everyone elses. She is no different than you.

Anonymous said...

I SO agree with poster Velvet about Nina's style. (Or lack thereof.) Is it too much for a fashion editor of a mag like Elle to actually LOOK the part? I would like to take a hedgeclippers and chop off that mop.
That aside, your "Michael and Nina in Fashionland" was a hoot, and sure made my day!!!!

Lisa said...

"More TLo Reunion Show, please!!!"

Amen Sistah!

Brandenburg3rd said...

{snork}

Love your screencaps and alternate dialogue. Spot on.

And thanks for the link. I haven't seen the episode yet, so the You Tube link was muchly appreciated.

I started getting a warm fuzzy spot for MK when he mentioned in an interview that he was giving a talk at some college and had been sidetracked by a vintage cookbook on display. Cookbook collecting is a longtime hobby of mine and it was nice to have that little touchpoint.

And I, too, have lost it so desperately into the realm of hysterical, tears streaming giggle-fits that I forgive him his faux tan.

Anonymous said...

I like the concept of judges subcapping. Needs to be made a weekly thing. Carry on.

Sewing Siren said...

Tom in Chicago said...
Fart Jokes....ALWAYS funny.



Now I'm laughing again. I must stop.

Anonymous said...

Ok, don't jump all over me if you already covered this but-- Tim's saying his super hero alter ego would be Polysyballic and everyone just looking puzzled... THAT was hilarious.

Anonymous said...

I think you mean "polysyllabic..." Although polyballs would certainly be an interesting superpower, too.

Anonymous said...

oh my god that's so funny, you guys rock!

Anonymous said...

Could someone please analyze why he was laughing so hard?
It's funny but I just don't understand.

Anonymous said...

Bwahhh! Funny as hell. Viva La Nina!! By the way, love the necklace.

katiecoo said...

"Anonymous said...

Could someone please analyze why he was laughing so hard?
It's funny but I just don't understand."

I took it as him just being so out of his comfort zone w/ this challenge and trying to keep a "poker face" on while attempting to take it seriously that he just finally lost it. Then it was one of those "I'm cracking up and I can't stop" moments that sort of takes a life on of it's own.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!!!!! Om my god, that was good!
*wipes tears from laughing so hard*

Kzspot

Anonymous said...

OMG, Gotham Tomato, a "Pop Up Video" version of PR with TLo doing the dialogue would be FABULOUS!!

Oh and I would have replaced ""HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD I FARTED!" with "HAHAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD I BUSTED A GRUMPY!" the new way to say "I farted" among 9 year old boys that is ever so much funnier.

Loved the screencaps!

Anonymous said...

oh WOW that was some PERFECT captioning work - I laughed loud at that one - MORE MORE MORE

Karen said...

Excellent! I love Michael and Nina.

junior_goddess said...

OMG, I thought I raised you girls better than that. First off, the editing was dire. And---didn't you catch MK lying about his age????


"When I was 18, I wore diaper pants, shawls, double wrapped belts...." Oh..no..he...dinnint! I figured LaKors to be about my age, and I was right. All those things he talked about were in style from about 1984-1993...the belts, maybe a little earlier, with the legwarmers. When HE was 18, Saturday Night Fever was the big fashion hit. In 1978.

THAT'S why the black t, blazer and jeans-VERY cutting edge in 1984.

Unknown said...

Yes, I did like your version better. Now if you would make fun of Marion's and Ricky's hats, I'd be really happy.

Meagan said...

OMG i love you guys.