Christian

Friday, September 14, 2007 by
Well, we got a glimpse of another one last night:

"Here's your first look at another exciting designer from Project Runway Four! Christian was raised in Annapolis, Maryland, and started working in the world of fashion at only 13. He designed costumes for a local salon there, and while in school, his passion for design only grew. While studying in London, he unveiled a small collection during London's fashion week, and landed a job working for Vivienne Westwood. From there, he landed a position at Alexander McQueen.

He lists Westwood, McQueen, and Balenciaga as major influences on his work. His designs combine true creativity, attention to detail, expert tailoring, and showmanship."



Oh kittens. We are going to have SO MUCH FUN destroying this snotty little girl.

60 comments:

Allen said...

Would it kill him to eat a Tic Tac? I mean ... I know he is struggling for his FASHION, but a girl's gotta eat!

DolceLorenzo said...

OHMYGOD The bitch looks like she's fifteen. LOL. I love "her."
And she worked for Alexander McQueen??? When? When he was five?

Anonymous said...

" I influenced myself" LOL. He IS 21.

Anonymous said...

SHE IS FABULOUS!!! LOVE HER!!!!

Anonymous said...

Please, just not another Jeffrey. Does Santino know this one too?

Anonymous said...

I can see why they cast her... Gonna be some great TV this season.

I was laughing pretty hard.

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

I can see why they cast her... Gonna be some great TV this season.

I was laughing pretty hard."

True. LOL. The bitch is hilarious!

Anonymous said...

"Christian was raised in Annapolis, Maryland, and started working in the world of fashion at only 13."

Yeah, me too, and my Barbies were my clients.

Anonymous said...

He reminds me of a gay Keebler elf.

Anonymous said...

"He lists Westwood, McQueen, and Balenciaga"

Good, good, and good. So we can expect some crazy shit sent down the runway. I bet this girl will quickly become a serious contender.

Anonymous said...

So far, great mix. I can smell DRAMA!!

Christina said...

Oh I love her -- but I'm skeptical -- I mean, look at the girl's vest? That looked like something from the Paula Poundstone collection circa 1993. Except two sizes too small. Which only made it worse.

God, what a cocky little bitch. He'll either go really far or flame out really quickly.

Anonymous said...

You know that Nina l-O-V-E-D everything he designed. He's young, hip and trendy - A queenier version of Daniel Vosovic.

Anonymous said...

" GucciGirl said...

You know that Nina l-O-V-E-D everything he designed. He's young, hip and trendy - A queenier version of Daniel Vosovic."

Haha! "He really thought about it."

Anonymous said...

Oh my gosh i miss this show so much. This is torture. I cannot wait for Season 4.

Anonymous said...

CAN'T. WAIT. FOR. SEASON. 4!
You bitches are HILARIOUS!
T-LO, especially.
The rest of you, too!

He's Esteban Cortezar w/out...
EVERYTHING.
Watching this bitch get his ass handed to him will be a rare treat.

Emma P.

Anonymous said...

You poodles are funny, assuming that he's going to get his head handed to him - witness Jeffrey.

I know she's incomparable, but I hope they have a Laura analog as well.

I think we may have our Season 4 winner, here!

tee heeeeeee!

Anonymous said...

"He sounds a little bit like Church Lady, doesn't he?"

ROFL. He does!

Anonymous said...

Please stop calling him "her" and he "she" it's confusing me!

DolceLorenzo said...

" Anonymous said...

Please stop calling him "her" and he "she" it's confusing me!"


OK, where are these people coming from? Seriously.

Anonymous said...

It's Peter Pan!!!!!

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he ever met Andy Warhol at a really cool party?

Anonymous said...

Poor babe in the woods. You guys will be having him for breakfast. I can't help but wonder whether the high-stress level of PR challenges will make the affected voice disappear.

But please explain. The bio says he started at age 13 designing costumes for a local place. He says in his interview he first started designing around his senior year of high school. So was he some kind of child protegy who graduated h.s. at age 14? Am very curious about what it really means that he's "worked for" both Vivienne Westwood and Alexander McQueen.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he was lying.

Anonymous said...

" Anonymous said...

Maybe he was lying."


Just make sure he doesn't have pattern making books under the bed. That's all.

Anonymous said...

CHRISTIAN ROCKS!! HE'S MY FRIEND AND I LOVE HIM!

Gorgeous Things said...

I was going to make an unkind comment, but you know what? I'll wait and see if he deserves it. He reminds me a little bit of Austin - some of the head holding mannerisms. We'll see if he has chops

Anonymous said...

the hair!

am I right..is it half Liza half suzi quatro?

Eric M said...

Are we thinking "The new SANJAYA"?

Anonymous said...

I agree!

Miranda said...

I hate him already. I hope his roommates slip him a couple of Ambien and then give him a decent fricking haircut.

Anonymous said...

Aw, he's cute!

-- desertwind

LauraK said...

Christian for the WIN!!!

Anonymous said...

"Oh kittens. We are going to have SO MUCH FUN destroying this snotty little girl."


You Boys are going to love him!

Anonymous said...

If you've lived in England, would it have killed you to learn to speak English!

"Who could it be....Saaattttaaannnnn???"

BigAssBelle said...

young, raw talent? kind of an amazing designer? you're out and i'm in?

where did i put my pistol? shit oh dear, this boy is already way up under my skin. crimifuckinitly, the voice alone makes me want to hurt him.

BigAssBelle said...

and get that fucking hair out of your eyes, boy. good grief. i want to gather it up in a reaaaaaalllly tight rubber band that would make him squeak even more.

Thombeau said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!

A Manifested Destiny said...

Oh kittens. We are going to have SO MUCH FUN destroying this snotty little girl.

The moment Princess Sanjaya opened her mouth I thought, "I can't WAIT to see what the PR Gayboys are going to say about this one..."

Anonymous said...

Seriously: ONE head, ONE hairdo. That's all you get.

Brandenburg3rd said...

I am strangling. Seriously. I can't laugh out loud, there are other people in this damned computer room, and between the post and comments I AM DYING.

Goddess above, I can't wait for season 4.

Anonymous said...

There are so many things wrong with his look, but look at Jay from Season 1 - a walking example of What Not To Wear - BUT he had the most beautiful collection ever produced by a PR designer. So, SHOW ME THE DRESSES, snotty little girl!

Anonymous said...

OK, he lists "Westwood, McQueen, and Balenciaga as major influences on his work" and then he says he "influenced himself." I'm confused.

Anonymous said...

" kels said...

Seriously: ONE head, ONE hairdo. That's all you get."


R.O.F.L. Boys, I love your readers; almost as much as I love you both.

The Scarlett said...

He's 21 - just barely out of his teens - and I think he's just adorable. In my book, until he's pulls a Britney (designs sluggishly while wearing a bra and boy-shorts), he gets a free pass to make all sorts of statements about his mad skillz.

Roxy said...

Sound like the Church Lady? He LOOKS like her too (minus the frumpy dress).

Oh God! I can't believe I have to wait months to see PR 4 !!! I'll have to make do with PR Canada, and let me tell you, people, I have no high hopes of seeing Santinos, Nicks, Kaynes or Christians. English Canadians are depressingly low-key, not to say repressed, and the only French girl looks very 'together'... I just hope I'm wrong and they're a bunch of drama queens, but... I'm not sure they'd even be chosen in Toronto, because you must be dignified in the Queen City.

I'm depressed now...

Anonymous said...

Nice to see young, raw talent on the show. I'm all for it.

Anonymous said...

He's frigging fierce¡¡ROCK ON FEROCIA COUTURA!!

Anonymous said...

I love his cocky attitude of f-you-all.It works in the fashion industry.

Anonymous said...

CHRISTIAN FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Talk is cheap. In a few weeks, we'll get to see if he can back up his bravado. In the meanwhile, we'll just boggle at the guy's hairstyle.

Anonymous said...

" Doodles said...

Talk is cheap. In a few weeks, we'll get to see if he can back up his bravado. In the meanwhile, we'll just boggle at the guy's hairstyle."

There's nothing wrong with his hair. His hair is fierce!

Cedar said...

I still can't get over what he's wearing; he looks like half the fashion victims I see walking down the street in Seattle-those skinny pants, which are becoming the most played look around (okay, granted this was probably filmed a few months ago, but that shit was on its way out even then), thick, trendy glasses, that corny little vest, the layered necklaces making him look like a display at Urban Outfitters. Jay dressed poorly, just at least he had his own thing going on; this guy looks like a slapped together mess of every big trend of the past year.

Anonymous said...

He is Just Precious.

I hate precious!

How can we wait for the next season to start! e-e-e-e-e-e-h!

Anonymous said...

Oh my god, he looks EXACTLY like someone I went to school with. EXACTLY. Same glasses, same flippy emo hairstyle...CREEPY.

Anonymous said...

With that fey voice do we have a Valley Girl(by way of Annapolis) on our hands?

Well, I'll reserve judgment til I've seen him in action.

A Manifested Destiny said...

...he looks like half the fashion victims I see walking down the street in Seattle-those skinny pants, which are becoming the most played look around [...] thick, trendy glasses, that corny little vest, the layered necklaces making him look like a display at Urban Outfitters.

I live in Seattle, and I see lots of similarly-dressed and tonsured hipster kids running around the U-District. I have for at least two years, now.

And the heavy emo-kid glasses? So done.

PR wasn't shot all that long ago, was it? June-July, maybe? At any rate, it's a given that once a look has caught on in Seattle it's been dead in NYC for at least a year. Because Seattle? And fashion? Those words do not go together.

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, guess I'm in the minority on this one, but bitch is trying too hard.

She's a parody, of a parody.

A cliche'd cliche'...

Are we all so desperate for S4 that we have allowed ourselves to be tainted?

Say it isn't so...

Kaviare said...

I smell an Emo! Ridiculous hair, skinny jeans in a stupid colour... yep, he's emolicious alright.

I didn't think they were allowed to participate in fashion, per se?

Anonymous said...

The bitch is fabulous!