Michael Kors Resort 2008 Collection

Monday, June 25, 2007 by
The Duchess recently showed his 2008 Resort collection and, as always, we have opinions that no one asked for.

The first? FABULOUS. The second, not so much.

Cute, but plain.

Ditto.

Like, not love. The whole black and white solids thing is a little boring.

Okay, it's cute, but it's all a little Hamptons-y.

Color! Absolutely LOVE the second one.

Cute.

A MUU-MUU?!?!? Are those ATROCITIES coming back? That second one is pretty ugly too.

*shrug*

The coat's nice.

Didn't we see that one on the left in his Spring collection?

First one's cute. Second one? Tack-ay.

We'll be posting the Resort collections of some of the other guest judges all week. So, kittens. What do you think?

Photos by firstView

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr. Kors designs for his mother. Again.

Unknown said...

Maybe I'm absolutely nuts, but its felt like if Mychael Knight was reimagining some of his collection for Mr. Kor's mom

Anonymous said...

It all looks well made and clean like most of his stuff, but nothing new. I like the oranges and the zebra coat. And yes I could see his mom wearing all of it. Hey that set has a lot of money and they can afford it, so why not?

Anonymous said...

Do you think the giant hats and sunglasses make you think of someone hiding out after they just had plastic surgery?

Anonymous said...

Except for 3 or 4 designs, I LOVE this collection. Clean, chic, and right on target for the resort crowd. Michael knows his clients. He designs perfectly for the female form. My sister wears Kors almost exclusively. His clothes just really work!

Anonymous said...

Eh. I think Uli's resort wear is MUCH better.

Gorgeous Things said...

Yawwwnn!

The only one I like is the very first one. But being a fab BWN, I can tell you it's your standard sheath dress that takes all of a couple of hours to make. Basic.

Snooze

mjude said...

"Kristen said...
Maybe I'm absolutely nuts, but its felt like if Mychael Knight was reimagining some of his collection for Mr. Kor's mom"

i agree kristen. mychael knight was the first thing i thought of.

i think kors is kinda full of himself. whatevah!

Anonymous said...

he did a good job marrying his practical-chic american aesthetic with resort wear.

groundbreaking, i think intentionally not, but it had some really good pieces that could become of that collection.

Anonymous said...

At least that bitch is done ripping off Laura Bennett and Uli Herzner. He was suck a prick to them during the competition, then he steals ideas from their designs (Claire Danes wore a dress that looked like a Laura that was a Kors and I just found a Kors dress on Bluefly.com that looks like an Uli). I can't f-ing stand The duchess for that.

Anonymous said...

To quote a duchess ...i'm underwhelmed.

kath said...

I agree with all the people who said that he's designing for his mother and her friends. The stuff is lovely if you're 70, not so much if you're 17, although there are a couple of things I would wear at my age (40+)!
kath

Anonymous said...

well, i can see how some designs can be for his mother, but he definitely does not design for 17 yo or for older women who cannot wear a mini. some things of the collection i like, but mostly i feel upset because i cannot go to any of those resorts where people wear those clothes :-(

anyway, thanks for the review guys!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that second look a bit too "matchy-matchy" as La Nina or Heidi would say?

Brooklyn Bomber said...

That's not a muumuu; it's a caftan!
Biiiig difference (hmmm).

Kristen said: "Maybe I'm absolutely nuts, but its felt like if Mychael Knight was reimagining some of his collection for Mr. Kor's mom"

Yes!!

Anonymous said...

Borderline Craptacular.
Kristen's right: That last gold number was straight out of Mycheal Knight's collection.
There's a few cute #'s (love & covet the white tunic dress w/ the chains), the rest was just average.

PS: What's the dif between a MuMu & a Caftan?

DolceLorenzo said...

"Absolutely LOVE the second one."

I agree, that's fabulous look. I want to have brunch with her. The bitch looks gorgeous!

Happy Mama to Three said...

The Hamptons meets disco meets the $100 black and white challenge. Sounds like he is getting his inspiration from late night infomercials, Project Runway reruns, and Showtime oldies. *shrug* The sheath dress was lovely though.

Cindi

Brooklyn Bomber said...

"PS: What's the dif between a MuMu & a Caftan?"

Well, I was kinda kidding, but to my mind (and I think this is right), a muumuu is sort of a boxy dress with set-in sleeves, whereas a caftan is drape-y, without actual sleeves, like the MK one.

MuuMuu: www.vermontcountrystore.com/jump.jsp?itemID=7645&itemType=PRODUCT&searchid=inceptor
Caftan: www.ashro.com/store/item.asp?ITEM_ID=1739&DEPARTMENT_ID=18&RECORD_CNT=27

Anonymous said...

I like some of the looks...does that make me old? LOL.

Gidget Bananas said...

The well-kept women of a certain age visiting the Hamptons will surely be wearing this stuff -- which is exactly what Mr. Kor$ intended, I'm sure.

And yes, indeedy, caftan (think Halston in the '70s) not muu muu (think my chubby Mom in the '70s).

Anonymous said...

"Okay, it's cute, but it's all a little Hamptons-y."

Well, honey, where do you think his clientele is?

I must say, I was very much reminded of the '60s, and Mrs. Onassis, and Audrey H. (not that that's necessarily a bad thing).

Anonymous said...

Animal prints are very in right now. I can't stand them. Seriously, who the fuck wants to look like an animal?

Colin said...

Call me old-fashioned (though maybe, as a teenager, I'm a bit too young to claim that title) but the phrase "not so much" really makes me wince. It was fun for a while, but I don't even know what it means anymore.

How many months are left until we can relegate it to the graveyard of hackneyed quips?

(/rant)

Anonymous said...

Some of those designs evoke Audrey Hepburn in 'Two for the Road' but that's not a bad thing because she looked fabulous from start to finish in that film.

And I love black and white together for summer when it's done right. I thought those were some of his more successful looks. Color is nice, but that shade of orange can be hard to pull off, not to mention it would clash with the spray-on orange the Duchess seems so fond of.

Anonymous said...

I like them, and I'd wear them all - but then, I'm a 50 yr. old mom and probably don't know any better.

Anonymous said...

I think the difference between a muu-muu and a caftan is about 40 lbs. If you're thin, it's a caftan, if not, it's a muu-muu. BTW, is it a coincidence that it's the same sound a cow makes? And yes, folks, I'm overweight, so don't crucify me for a fat comment.

Anonymous said...

Definitely designed for his clientèle - which I am not.

meh

profp

Anonymous said...

I think I saw that last one in an old episode of Remington Steele. Much as I enjoy that show, that is not a compliment.

Suzanne said...

I love MK since he & I are BFFs now...(LOL) but the whole things a little too matronly to me.

Embeedubya said...

The Duchess needs some ULI!

Suzanne said...

....and I had to go back and get a look at that gold thing. WTF?? TJ Maxx wouldn't even carry that crap.

Anonymous said...

a few cute pieces but much much fugliness: the gold extravaganza, the giant mumu (not a caftan, I beg to differ, my mom wore those in the '70s and looked cool); the shiteous white two piece long skirt and sports bra).
CP

Anonymous said...

kara lang 12:33pm said about Michael Kors:
"He was suck a prick to them during the competition"! Funniest thing in this whole thread!

BrianB

Brandenburg3rd said...

I actually *like* the caftan, among other items. (Mumus are of Hawaiian origin; caftans have a Middle and Far Eastern history. Some use the terms interchangeably, some differentiate based on sleeves, drape, fabric, etc. Po-tay-toe, po-tah-toe.)

Much as I love-beyond-words Uli's outfits, most of them aren't things I could actually wear. There are several of MK's that I could (and if my bank account were happier, would).

Anonymous said...

Sorry guys, that should have read "such a prick." Can you tell that I rely too much on spell check?

Roxy said...

Uli's collection was better.

Jenn said...

I wonder what his inspiration for this collection was....this one doesn't seem as squirrely as Doris Duke.

Anonymous said...

Um, we all know that this IS Michael Kors' style, right? It's signature Kors-looking to me, what's the problem?

Anonymous said...

As resortwear for the monied set, it all seems very "appropriate". He knows his market isn't the drink/puke/Phucket-vacation crowd.

Speaking of "appropriate", my sister and 9 year old niece just went swimsuit shopping. Sister Kate returned home disgusted by what's on offer and Sara said: She just kept saying everything was 'inappropriate'...

Surf's up!
-- desertwind

Gail said...

Give me Uli's resort looks any day!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Um, we all know that this IS Michael Kors' style, right? It's signature Kors-looking to me, what's the problem?

The problem is - there is no problem. They sew, we rip. Get it?

Anonymous said...

I'm with sewing siren. What's with all the giant hats and sunglasses. Jackie O? Someone with a sun allergy? Sheesh.

Anonymous said...

I think it lacks creativity.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I think the difference between a muu-muu and a caftan is about 40 lbs. If you're thin, it's a caftan, if not, it's a muu-muu. BTW, is it a coincidence that it's the same sound a cow makes? And yes, folks, I'm overweight, so don't crucify me for a fat comment.

LOL!

Anonymous said...

I see his clothes being sold in Macy's and I have to say that I am not impressed. They are overpriced and mostly boring. This collection doesn't seem any different than anything else he is currently selling. And a Mumu? What was he thinking? I know there are larger size woman asking for designer clothing but I am sure they don't mean that they want to wear a tent.

Anonymous said...

This collection leaves me bored into a nap. Resort is a place to do color and have a little fun. We're vacationing, remember? Even if a woman is older than dirt, her skintone can still benefit from a good red and grey-white hair looks smashing with turquoise blue.

Gawd, that crap is just as bland as boiled whitefish.

Anonymous said...

Wow I actually liked some of the stuff....was it just me or with the tan-ish color in the backgorund did they all look like drawings?

Anonymous said...

Hamptons-y? More like Stepford Wives-y.

Thombeau said...

Yawwwn...

Vic said...

I finally found my missing table cloth.

kittens not kids said...

gracious, is it ME or did Mr Kors just rip off the Barbie Fashion Collection circa 1967???? I SWEAR i have seen ALL of these outfits in with my aunt's old barbie dolls, and in the little old barbiedoll catalogs she had.

that doesn't make them bad. just - well. i'm not sure i want to dress like Barbie anymore....