It's a Muthaf***in' Walkoff!
Tuesday, March 13, 2007 by Author
Put your judging caps on, bitches! Who had the best walk? The worst? The goofiest? The lamest?
Bitches...GO!
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Put your judging caps on, bitches! Who had the best walk? The worst? The goofiest? The lamest?
Bitches...GO!
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50 comments:
best: Zulema (it's the bitch factor) and Emmett (smoooooth, baby!)
worst: Lupe! With Liquor! (runner up Marla)
goofiest: Santino (for the shoes alone)
lamest: Daniel V (unbuttoning the shirt down to there is never, ever sexy)
Ever.
i gotta go with uncle nick. he owned it.
Nick....lovelovelove him.
Nick! Hands down!
NICK NICK NICK AND NICK... FIERCE!!!
Nick!!! He's got that walk DOWN. No wonder the models love him. Zulema was good, too, but I think she's a model. Santino thinks he's all that (of course) but he's cartoony. Maybe if he wasn't wearing 5 inch heels!
None are as good as Mychal Knight, however.
Uncle Nick = Best
Diana = goofiest
Lupe = worst
Nick, of course! The homos are the ones teaching those bitches how to walk, honey!!
The worst? Guadalupe. WTF was that?
Marla was the best...durrr...
Uncle Nick and actually I loved Daniel V's walk, it was sexxy.
As much as I detest her, I thought Zulema was the best woman and Daniel V. was the best man. Santino was goofy and Guadalupe was just bad.
Zulema was fierce! She pwned them all. It's all attitude, baby!
Oh, I love Emmett's. The whole sequence is pretty wonderful, though.
- CF
Nick left those bitches in the dust! Ka-bam! However I love Emmett's hat bit.
zulema was pretty fierce.
ahh dirty diana much?
Zulema!!! Best walker! Did you guys know she used to be a model?
UNCLE NICK....FIERCE!!!!!
ooh. I never realise that daniel v did such a hot catwalk.
NICK!!
Season Two brings the fun! This season had chemistry!
Worst: Poor Marla
Second Worst: Drunk Kara
Most Egotistic: Tie! Daniel V & Santino
With Style: Emmett
Most Endearing: Tie! Dirty Diana & Little Lamb Andrae
Damn Good: Shatangi!
Best: Uncle Nick
ZULEMA--hands down!
Who is that after Diana, in the hat & ankle straps????
Why the hell was Daniel marching??
Best walk...male = NICK
Best walk...female = Shatangi
Overall....NICK NICK NICK
My favorite!
Best: Nick (call me!)
Worst: Lupe, but at least she looked like she was having fun
Lamest: Marla (sorry)
Cutest: Diana
Smooth as buttah: Emmet
Funny: Santino
Cute in a silly-boy way: Daniel V.
Fun but not in any way good: Kara
Unmemorable: Chloe
Even *walks* like a bitch: Zulema
*sigh*
Daniel V. I miss you.
lol
Nick. I can't believe there's any disagreement on the issue. Clearly Nick.
SANTINO! Now, I'm going to hide!
Imagine-- You wake up in the early morning to some small rustling noise in your bedroom. In the gray, diffused light from your window, you see something crawling across the floor. As your eyes slowly accomodate, you realize with dawning horror that it's Santino, trying to be sexy, and wearing 5 inch heels. He's coming towards you, wait no... he's rounding on the closet. With a scream you wake, Just a dream, just a dream
NICK WITHOUT A DOUBT WALKED THE WALK.
hey has anyone seen the episode of the Hills where he is the instructer in Lauren's class ?
" Anonymous said...
NICK WITHOUT A DOUBT WALKED THE WALK.
hey has anyone seen the episode of the Hills where he is the instructer in Lauren's class ? "
Really? I didn't know that!
Sometimes Santino makes me really uncomfortable.....
By the way, where does the name "Shatangi" come from? I must have missed that.
these contestants are bad fashion models and bad actors, that is what makes the "muthaf***in' walk off so funny!
hmmm, what are the qualifications needed to dress Niki Hilton? She can't dress herself? Isn't she a designer with her own line?
Throw her to the curb and bring on a fashion icon like Sara Jessica Parker who can catapult a designer's career ( like Monolo Blahnik shoes)
Love what you guys have to say about each designer, I think you guys should cast season 4 because you can cultivate the drama!
these contestants are bad fashion models and bad actors, that is what makes the "muthaf***in' walk off so funny!
hmmm, what are the qualifications needed to dress Niki Hilton? She can't dress herself? Isn't she a designer with her own line?
Throw her to the curb and bring on a fashion icon like Sara Jessica Parker who can catapult a designer's career ( like Monolo Blahnik shoes)
Love what you guys have to say about each designer, I think you guys should cast season 4 because you can cultivate the drama!
Nick! Definitely. Emmett was a close second though. And I have to admit that Santino cracked me up, with the heels and everything. Annoying man, but he does have a sense of humor.
And Diana is adorable, as usual. Love how she tries to work the sexy Dirty Diana routine and then just starts laughing. So cute.
LUPE WITH THE "CATERPILLAR"!
No, I lie. I liked Nick's walk the most. Santino's was...out there, to say the least.
Zulema! The bitch is fierce!! Wait, that's Nick. Oh well, they're both fierce!
best: emmett and nick.
why is grace sitting there?
Best and most fierce: Zulema and Nick (tied)
Worst: Lupe
Made my skin crawl: Santino
Smoothest: Emmett (love the hat)
Did someone say FIERCE??? Nick by far was best.
Best: Emmett and Nick
Oh, Jesus: Guadalupe, Marla
Hot: Daniel V.
Nick was fantastic!
But Santino, are those shoes for when a man just wants to have a little bit of drag going on?
I am probably in the minority when I say this...but Nick's walk was too g-g-g-g-g-gay. I loved Emmett, Danny V (both hot), and Zulema was the best female walker (her modeling experience definitely shows). Kara had a fun funky walk, obviously not runway level, but still fun.
Season 2 is the all-time BEST PR!
JP
Best: Nick. Totally Nick. No one else was even CLOSE, hon.
Worst: Marla
Goofiest: Santino
Where was Daniel V.'s "West Side Story" walk? Was that a different episode?
Nick is by far the most FIERCE, and yes I mean that in a totally gay way.
And Emmett easily has the most class and the smoothest moves. I'll bet he's a hellcat in the sack.
Zulema's was pretty good
and even though Uncle Nick was damn fierce, I have to admit Emmett's walk made my heart skip a beat (it was the hat, that was damn hot)
Nick is tired.... You people know nothing!
SANTINO KILLED IT! ANYONE WHO THINKS OTHERWISE NEEDS TO GET OUT MORE!
SHOES....MAJOR!
WALK...MAJOR!
STYLE...MAJOR!
PERSONALITY...MAJOR!
DRESS...MAJOR!
HE ALSO LOOKED LIKE HE WAS HAVING A GOOD TIME. SANTINO WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.
O.K. NOW I'M GOING TO GO HIDE.
Nick is tacky, his walk is circa 1992 and if anyone has the unfortunate experience of buying and wearing one of his Windsor Prom dresses, please let us all know how all that polyester feels on your skin!
OuCH!
SANTINO all the way!!!! Raow!!!!
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