Thursday, February 08, 2007 by
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It has to be embarrassing to make it all the way to New York for the finals, and then to get auf'd before you got a chance to strut your stuff.
This wasn't a bad dress, really. It just didn't tell you anything about the designer, which is really what the judges were looking for.
That styling's just a tad whorish, no?
She looks like the kind of gal that spends a lot of time in airport lounges.
As for Other Heidi, if Precious Moments made clothing, it would look something like this.
When a designer thinks that "pretty" is a design statement, then they need to just go. There's just nothing going on with this outfit.
"Auf Wiedersehen."
"I don't even know what that means."
"And that's why you're going home."
[Screencaps: projectrungay.blogspot.com]
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26 comments:
How kind of you to provide a Precious Moments link! You girls are so thoughtful...
John had to go, but Heidi's was far from the worst out there, and was actually pretty cute and feminine. One of the most wearable of the bunch. I would've sent Marla in her place.
Oh how I wish the other Heidi could have stayed around a little longer! You bitches would have had a snarkfest on her country bumpkin ass!
These were definitely the right two to go; neither really put much effort or creativity into their look. Heidi seemed like a ridiculously sweet person, though.
Other Heidi made GRITS (Girls Raised In The South) collectively wince with her "I don't know what that means" remark. It is possible to have a Southern accent and not sound dumb, but ya gotta work at it, honey. But her dress was dumb. Nothing to do about that.
I thought Other Heidi saying, "I don't even know what that means," was one of the most fabulous self-indictments I'd seen in ages. If there was any question as to whether or not she should go (and there wasn't for me) that comment should have silenced any doubts.
John's dress was not THAT bad. It was just a nice dress, not much of a design there. Heidi? As Tim would say: JESUS!!!
Ha! Perfect title. She was just so...blonde. Other Heidi = Starr with more guts.
She looks like the kind of gal that spends a lot of time in airport lounges.
LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!! The big hair was out of control
CP
The Other Heidi's comment didn't do it for me. It was the "I cut out patterns on the carpet and iron in the hall on the floor."
I don't have much space, either, but at least I know enough to cut my patterns out on the table. And buy an ironing board, girl!
Wow, two Johns aufed today.
IMHO, the middle color on John's dress is too close to skin tone so it makes her look saggy and wrinkly.
No stretchie one's skills means no finishee dee show.
The man took the easy way out. Cute dress, but he should have kept his BM shut.
in really liked john dress
no , it wasnt the best but it wasnt the worst
i thought heidi should of gone and kirsten (sp?) should have gone in the first round
Your captions are the BEST.....
Forget about the dress he made (the weird midrif; that bad tie-dye pattern), it was the clown suit John was wearing that should have gotten him auf'd.
And that stupid hillbilly girl....ACK! Glad she went early.
--GothamTomato
Hey Gothamtomato!
Wasn't it you who posted that Michael Night is NOT Mychael Knight? Anyway, check out BPR and you'll see that that spelling is on a promo sheet that he put out. He's into being "My Knight," which is a kind of fingernails-down-a-blackboard thing.
I wish that Tim could convince him to spend a year at Liz C (and to get continuing advice from Bad Mommy).
Valpla=valpal! Oops.
Even tho her dress sucked ass, I was sorry to see Heidi go. She would have made such good blog fodder. She really shored up those stereotypes, didn't she?
"valpla said...
Hey Gothamtomato!
Wasn't it you who posted that Michael Night is NOT Mychael Knight?"
Nope. Wasn't me. I don't get involved in spelling feuds.
--Gothum Tomaytoo
Thanks GT. To whomever it was, there it is.
How did other Heidi get selected for this show?
By submitting the most terrifing bio video known to man.
Was I the only person that was horrified at the "THINK IN!!!" all over her walls? I'm an Alabama-born fag, and her bio video had me looking for the exit.
I am now fully convinced that a certain percentage of the choices made about who gets to be a contestant on all of these shows (Top Design & Top Chef, too) are just to make sure that there is enough 'cannon fodder' for the first couple of rounds. They need a couple of obvious wack-jobs to suck you in to watching the inevitable train wreck that their participation will be. Hence, John and the other Heidi and several more to come, or, rather, to go.
The other Heidi was a living,breathing cartoon and John should have been strung up by his nauseating ear grommets for thinking tying a tie that way is 'fashion' for anyone but a mid-20th C. Ringling Bros., Barnum and Bailey clown.
the dress is ass but the model allison is fierce
Other Heidi's rapid-fire twelve-subjects-at-once chatter and "Think "IN" paper all over the walls made me think KOO KOO right off the bat, and she didn't fail. Doll clothes is right.
John's midsection killed what was kind of a pretty dress stone cold. Yuck.
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