"Hi, I'm Robert Plotkin's ass. You might remember me from the many times Robbio shoved me in front of the cameras in vain cries for attention. Rob and I would like to take a moment to remind you all that the GayBoys will be watching Season 1, Episode 9 tonight and they hope you'll all join them on the couch. Since I'm quite literally an ass, I don't enjoy sitting on the couch so much because then I can't see anything."
