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We don't get it.
Seriously, we don't get how this is considered a bathing suit. It looks like your standard slut uniform: Skin tight, low cut top with a uterus skirt. Who wears something like this to go swimming?
Ah. Of course. Clearly, he was designing with the crazy in mind. How much you wanna bet she deliberately let one rip in his face?
Whenever they give Morgan the smokey eye, it only accentuates the sheer craziness underneath. She just looks a little too Baby Jane here, y'know? And poor Kevin has been cast in the Joan Crawford role. He looks like he's fearing for his life.
Actually, he's fearing for his garment. Kevin, stop being such a doormat. Everyone there knew it was a bad idea to let her go out wearing that thing. Even you knew it. So why did you let her go?
"mwah. I promise I'll be good, mommy and won't sit on any boys' laps. Can I have your credit card? And some rubbers?"
Now it's like an updated version of Carrie, with the crazy mom and the homicidal daughter.
"THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU...laugh at you...laugh at you...laugh at you..."
And while she didn't get drenched in pig's blood (dammit), she did wind up doing exactly what everyone thought she would: trashing the garment. Quel surprise.
"Ooops. HAHAHA."
It would be bad for two grown men to post their fantasies about hitting her and never stopping, wouldn't it?
Wouldn't it?
And then she had the nerve to be all attitudinal about it. Is she not aware of the cameras capturing her every move and utterance? Or do the cameramen just blend in with the talking unicorns and dancing fire hydrants and whatever else parades in front of her eyes?
See, we think Morgan isn't necessarily the walking personality disorder she appears to be. We think Morgan can't tell the difference between real people and whatever she's hallucinating at the moment, so she just goes with the assumption that everything's just a figment of her imagination and she only has to pay attention when she feels like it.
It makes sense, doesn't it? In order for her to understand that she was appearing on a reality show, someone would have had to sit her down and explain just what "reality" is. And honeys, we can't blame anyone for not succeeding in that endeavor.
[Screencaps: projectrungay.blgospot.com]
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What a runaway train to disaster our Morganza is. At this point she stopped being charming. I don't care how great her walk is, one wonders if Kevin had left his brains at Atlas when he chose her.
Honestly, Kevin deserved this. Morgan wasn't even one of the bottom two models, so he had a few to pick from. He knew how crazy she was. To gamble so much on such an unstable factor is INSANE IMO. Then, to let her out in the outfit just to avoid a bigger argument than she already put up?
I DON'T THINK SO!!
kevin was so weirdly passive with this whole issue.
I love it when Jay does his impersonation of Morganza waking up on the beach in Miami in the bathing suit. LOL
CP
What's she up to now, gayboys?
"mwah. I promise I'll be good, mommy and won't sit on any boys' laps. Can I have your credit card? And some rubbers?"
LOL. Kevin totally deserved this. No freaking way I'd let her go out in MY outfit.
I loved when Jay said "Hopefully she's still in NY." LOL.
I could not believe her ickle "I'm so cute" "Ooops" moment. That was what made me really wanna yell "TINA GET THE AXE!!!"
But if perhaps the unicors were ticking her tummy at that moment she couldn't appreciate the ramifications of her actions.
Yeah, when she went all "Ooops", I was like, OK, bitch, you're going down! I'm gonna kill your ass!!
Kevin chose to avoid immediate confrontation and relied upon wishful thinking (Sure she's done all these crazy, irresponsible things but if I keep my fingers crossed, maybe the swimsuit will come back intact). Actually, it could have been much worse. I was betting on a red wine spill. . . or vomit.
I did think it was unfair to criticize Kevin for making a swimsuit that didn't look enough like a swimsuit. Wasn't the point of the challenge to make a swimsuit that would double as an evening party frock? Was it unreasonable for Kevin to expect to be rewarded for making something that functioned as a swimsuit but looked more like a party outfit? And by the way--making a swimsuit that doesn't look like a swimsuit--shouldn't that have garnered him a bunch of those coveted innovation points that even ugly clothes seem to get?
For me, it did not look like a swimsuit at all.
What are they waiting for? They need to send this bitch home NOW! And please don't tell me : - ) I'm just venting. This is my first time watching Season 1.
obviously, this was done before the Bravo execs realized that they could sell the clothes and people would be crazy enough to buy them.
ugh.
Morganza is the devil. Actually, she's the devil's spoiled (and psychotic) child.
But, then again, I cannot stand Kevin, so *that* was fun to watch! BWHAHHA!!!
I don't understand why that's the designer's responsibility, for example, when a model doesn't show up, ruin the outfit, doesn't want to wear something, etc. They are under enough stress as it is. The producers should step in and take care of any hassles that might arise with those crazy and moody bitches.
See what happens when you don't take your meds as instructed?
Kevin's weirdly passive, period.
The thing looked like something that customers would balk at paying two bucks for in a thrift shop. And Kevin was weak in letting Morganza go partying in his one and only ticket to remaining in the compteition. Very poor performance and jugment.
I thought that the outfit met the demands of the challenge perfectly well. The challenge was just stupid.
I agree with Erica, stupid challenge, but Kevin did what they asked. As for his passiveness, dude needs a B-12 shot or something. How can you let this crazy teenage whore run your life? The producers will get him for this one, she said ominously, bwahahah.....
It was a stupid challenge, and again, the outfits looked like costumes.
Picture One tells you why they all put up with it. Girl was fierce on the runway! But Girl was not worth the trouble everywhere else. But "crazy" is harsh. Completely self-absorbed, spoiled and not too bright, yes. Not unlike many, many people her age.
I hated Morgan. I am glad her agency dropped her ass. They were perfectly justified in doing so as she is totally irresponsible, unreliable, and just plain unprofessional. Models like her do not last in the business.
I hate Morgan. I read that she had the nerve to walk up to Tim Gunn and slap him across the face. Bitch! Anyone who physically assaults Tim Gunn is DEAD. TO. ME. Morgan is pure trash. The kind you should throw down a garbage disposal. I'm glad her agency dropped her.
"anonymous said...
I read that she had the nerve to walk up to Tim Gunn and slap him across the face."
NO. SHE. DIDN'T. BITCH!!!! Did she really?
madelineanne said...
That was what made me really wanna yell "TINA GET THE AXE!!!"
Oh MAN that made me laugh. Tangent: back when I was a kid and our entire condo complex was getting the Z Channel for free, I saw "Mommie Dearest" umpteen times. Most of the campiness of it was lost on me -- I was just sorry for Christina only getting to keep one present, although I did enjoy the Joan-straddling-and-strangling-Tina-while-she-croaks-mommiemommiemommie scene. But then just this weekend I caught some of this cinematic masterpiece on Oh!, and Dunaway's reading of "Tina! Get the axe!" made me cackle and hoot like all the queeny queens I've ever known put together. Good stuff, indeed.
Sorry, just had to share.
Carry on.
I hope we never meet her. She'll beat the crap out of us.
I love how in one of the 'Tim's Take' blogs, Tim pleads the designers not to play "Russian roulette with Morgan, her walk isn't that great"
No truer words have been spoken.
She's like a cheap Kate Moss.
"THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU...laugh at you...laugh at you...laugh at you..."
Hahaha, you boys! Ah, sweet memories...
Wendy is probably saying: "Yes, dear, do it for mommy, rip that shit and he'll be eliminated"
I think her reality is tinged with crystal meth and cocaine. I swear in one episode I saw track marks. Not funny, just frightening - yikes!
She just looks a little too Baby Jane here, y'know?
I was thinking along the lines of the skull-crunching creatures in Night of the Living Dead.
She is seriously a mess. It isn't cute, it's not fun. She irritates the tar out of me and if y'all think you can whack the shit out of her, I'll bet I could do it better. Annoying doesn't begin to cover it.
Grow up, foolish little girl.
I'm sorry but that isn't a swimsuit. Period. He should've been auf'ed.
I completely disagree with you boys about this outfit. I loved that it didn't look like other bathing suits. I like seeing something different. It was made out of the right material and it would probably function in a pool. Sure, you couldn't compete in olympic events in it but without the skirt I think it would be a really cute suit to wear sitting by the pool under an umbrella sipping a drink. And she was the only one who was appropriately dressed for Hero cocktail lounge, which was supposed to be part of the challenge.
Well, it stretches, as Kevin indicated. I guess that's enough to categorize it as a swimsuit suit.
I don't know how old this is, but here are some pictures of Morgan. Just remove the space:
http://www.fashionmodeldirectory.com/
models/morgan_quinn/photos/
Thanks for the link, Sarah. It looks like those pictures are old. Morgan is a great model, but no agency would put up with her ridiculous antics.
... and i'd do likewise if i ran into you two... which i just might
Morgan shall live forever...as the craziest model EVER!
"Anonymous said...
What's she up to now, gayboys?"
She's now working as a Naomi Campbell impersonator.
--Gotham Tomato
Morgan is annoying. Are these designers idiots to keep choosing her? The other girls may not walk as well, but at least they don't pitch fits and rip clothes.
"THEY'RE ALL GONNA LAUGH AT YOU...laugh at you...laugh at you...laugh at you..."
I cannot stop laughing....laughing....laughing...
Raise your hand if you think Morgan effing up the bathing suit was a set up.
ooooh ooooh oooh me!me!me!
Thanks for the link...I find her strangely unphotogenic, at least facially...much better on the runway but she's too unreliable/flakey and well, there are a thousand girls waiting in line behind you and if you're a flake, you're out...very few are THAT special that they can get away with crap...
If only we could have seen the combination of Morgan and Vincent. Now THAT would have been some good TV.
I kind of started liking Kevin in this episode. I really loved his logic: "We are going to a party, so the coke-head is clearly the best choice. If she ODs while I'm talking to Richard Johnson then I'll surely win!"
okay, annoying as morgan is, you can kill people with her walk and she does make for GRRRRRRRRRREAT television!!!!
I agree that she makes for great television, but as a designer with my ass depending on a great outfit and a reliable model, I would never pick her.
Honestly, are you guys saying degrees of how well a model can walk is more important than looks
"In order for her to understand that she was appearing on a reality show, someone would have had to sit her down and explain just what "reality" is."
It's true. Good luck with that!
I wanted to punch her! She didn't give a shit about Kevin with her whole "send me home, I don't care" bullshit.
Morganza is washed-up and over-the-hill for a model. The modelling industry favours very young women with a fresh look. Morganza looks rode hard and put away wet. Her face looks old now. All that drinking and partying shows on her crazy-ass face.
It's too bad I wasn't there when she slapped Tim Gunn across the face. I would have punched that bitch's face in.
I agree with eric3000. I loved the swimsuit. Not only was it the only outfit that fit the "...that you can wear to a bar" part of the challenge, I also thought it both reflected current trends and showed innovation. Swimsuit "dresses" have actually been quite popular for a few years now (as have skirted tankinis and other variations on that theme). They are both sexy and forgiving for those you don't feel like flashing all the thigh and butt, and with the skirt removed they function perfectly well as swimsuits. I'd never seen one with sleeves before, but I thought it looked great. Austin & Melissa certainly made more of a "splash" with Page Six guy, and that swimsuit was lovely, but as you pointed out, all that flowy stuff in the water? Not so much with the functional.
As for the walking disaster that is Morgan -- I have nothing much to add to what's already been said. Kevin + Morgan = personality disorder sandwich. Delicious.
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