"Mon Dieu! My very womb just recoiled!"
Vincent: One last, loving look back.
Wednesday, September 13, 2006 by Author
"Mon Dieu! My very womb just recoiled!"
"Mon Dieu! My very womb just recoiled!"
"Mon Dieu! My very womb just recoiled!"
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She also looks like she just threw up in her mouth.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thats a great screen shot! She's soooo close to vomiting, and I really don't blame her.
She also looks like she just threw up in her mouth.
And that she's thinking about hurling on Vincent's shoes!
She also looks like she just threw up in her mouth.
And that she's thinking about hurling on Vincent's shoes!
I almost threw up in my mouth when he started in. Just think of that lump of flesh on top of you flicking his tounge and wispering "get me off, get me off."
*shudder*
Okay, now I'm really grossed out. Could Vincent be the new diet aid?
Ewwwwwwwwwww!
I've grown very accustomed to nearly peeing myself at my desk reading your blog dearest brother.
I have to say that this time, I nearely wretched on my keyboard.
EW, EW, EW.
"Mon deux! My very womb just recoiled!" One of the funniest lines I've read here yet!
I can just see Tim leaning on the deck rail, convulsing in giggles taking this in! Or maybe doing a spit take with his champagne!
Brian
Lmao! I love you guys! Finding this blog has been a huge bright spot.
I'm going to have work "womb recoiling" into my list of insults! :)
Poor deluded dude. The ass kissing was just OVER THE TOP. I'm surprised she didn't just slap him, roll her eyes and say, "Ooooh merci."
I tried to like Vincent. I did. If only he had been
more talented,
more humble,
more sane,
less self-deluded,
cuter even,
maybe then I could have rooted for him. But there was always an "ick" factor. What was it? His age? His looks? His choice of phrases to indicate pleasure? Whatever it was, I won't miss it.
"Mon deux! My very womb just recoiled!"
As a gynecologist, I can attest to how powerful an emotion that would have to be.
Keep it up, guys-
The wife and I love your take on the show just as much as the show itself!
dearest PRG lovelies!
first, apology that this is a pseudo-comment about vincent, but my server was not letting email you, so hence, this novel of a comment...
i heart your blog for all sorts of reasons, but namely because each post is so delicately laced with the perfect amount of humor, ferocity and wit. i so enjoy reading your posts with the ladies each time we gather to slober over the superyumm timgunn, while fantasizing about the multiple orgasm frenzy that it would be just to step foot into mood and open our eyes. keep to your blogging, boys!
lastly, i have a bit of a challange for you. sorry for this having nothing to do with creepy creepy vincent and the vomit worthy episodes where he, well, spoke. everytime he opened his mouth, mine too opened, but not to speak out in disgust or even in protest, mostly my jaw just sank open in shock and then stayed there, open, while saliva pooled and then slowly flowed out the side of my mouth, i now have a permanent drool spot on my couch. thanks, vincentfucker.
back to the challenge. as i was rewatching season ii on dvd, i, for the first time, noticed cloe's red shirt in episode iv, the one where they lost the lingerie challenge. its the tank with great lines and the faux-bandeau back with the cutouts.... its a long shot, however, i was wondering if you boys by chance knew any resources where one could go in order to find out about the fashion on the designers, not of them... i have done as much searching and scrolling as my little fingers can handle, time to call in the experts! please help me find out the designer of that shirt!
I check your blog every day. Call me addicted to the PR guys!
omg, my womb just recoiled!!! absolutely the most hysterical ever in a long, long line of hysterically funny lines.
and crimifuckinitly kelicious, eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww: "Just think of that lump of flesh on top of you flicking his tounge and wispering "get me off, get me off."
"They sew. We rip."
Rip 'em, PR! OTOH, some of you commenters should be ashamed of yourselves! Ew, ew, ew.
The seminal (no pun intended) Vincent moment was when after giggling himself silly over how clever his goofy basket hat was and how much he liked it, he suddenly decided that he had actually had grave reservations about it all along - after the judges told him how bad it was. That was pretty much the pattern for all of his future mistakes.
I actually think he's kind of cute in a debauched been rode hard and put away wet kind of way.
Yeah, he brought the crazy and delusional but you have to admit he was entertaining as hell.
HE'S BACK!!!!
EEE, EEE, EEE, EEE!!!
yea! laura won!!!
beautiful music??? please
lol... the brownnosing didn't help him at all
Oh, the irony of your title. If only it had been so!!
Time to look back again, boys!
You spoke too quickly. He came back, like a bad rash. And Angela too.
This show stuck in my craw. And that creep Jeffrey's still in after designing a dress 10 times worse than Kayne's.
Oh, Kaynebow, my man! Why did you stick with just black? You were one unpredictable, loveable, funny, feisty character, and I'm gonna miss you.
Hang in there, Laura. Don't let those mommie hormones wreak avoc on you. Just keep designing those luscious dresses.
I feel like Bravo just became a cheap whore -VINCENT! ANGELA! Couldn't they at least make up a reason to bring back Malan or Alison or Robert. Having to watch Vinny the perv all over again... I feel violated! Did anyone else think he was odd about the Jia accident? Could have been the editing, could have been that he didn't care beyond the fact that now his dress wasn't going to fit. Hey, my husband just reminded me, they didn't bring Keith back and he won the first challenge!
Can you guys please please please make a blog about how Laura is pregnant AND it looks like she is drinking alcohol at almost every challenge, especially the last few??????
as soon as the show is over i check your blog, and everytime I feel retarted because I know you can't immediately have something fab to say on the internet with perfect pictures and tag lines. It takes time, I know. But hurry up while I'm excited! :) just kidding.
I know you're gonna do a picture caption of angela's facial expression when she first was reintroduced though. Please.
RE: previous Anonymous: Dang -- don't let's start on tbe "Laura's drinking while pregnant" kick. If you are a keen observer, you'll notice (1) the volume of beverage in her glass never decreases and (2) unless she's using cheap Revlon Colorstay lipstick (doubtful), there'd be a big lipstick schmear on her glass if she was actually drinking it down (if it is in fact Champagne). Whatever . . .
Drinking while pregnant is perfectly harmless. Drinking TO EXCESS is a problem.
there were two people I wanted to punch in the face tonight. Can you guess who they were? What a waste of our time. They were immediately auf'd without any hesistation.
I think the PRGayBoys are busy on the BravoTV boards right now . . .
All I know is tonight's show gave me a huge headache, which I still have. This was a pointless exercise. Why bring back two 4th rate "designers" when you knew all they were gonna make was a steaming pile of sh*t. Poor Kayne... did himself in. I'm still stunned at the lip that that talentless bitch Angela gave Laura about her winning challenge. My God, how deluded and self absorbed can you be? She certainly had the right shirt on... "B is for Bitch." If that were the case, Robert should have been back for being part of the winning team that made the Miss USA dress. I've gotta go take something for this headache. I can't wait to see what you boys have to say about all of this.
What was Vincent talking about at the end? Beautiful music? The hell?
Keith
See, that was his problem - he should have been making *clothes*.
I miss Kayne ... Sigh
Will miss Kayne....
Was completely angered when V and A came back...but in the end it was way WAY cool to watch them get auf'ed AGAIN! Woo hoo!
Oh my holy hell. I laughed my size 16 butt off at the "Womb Recoiling" comment. I have just discovered this site and dammit that I didn't see it before!
I started out hating Laura and now I'm all sympathetic to her because I'm 43 and just had a baby not too long ago and cannot imagine doing an international flight pregnant. Her dress was charming. And she didn't have her scraps stuffed into a bag that she didn't even make.. which brings me to...
Icky Angela. I hated Angela - even worse than Vincent. Why did she come back? Ick. Does anyone else think she's like Kara Janx? What is up with the 70's granny style? I always feel like singing a John Denver song when looking at her clothes. AND she was a sneak.
thanks for letting me vent.
Lisette Carrithers said...
"Hey, my husband just reminded me, they didn't bring Keith back and he won the first challenge! "
Keith was dismissed for cheating, remember?
both the glasses held by jeffrey and laura were clearly CLEAR ... as in water.
i just have to mention that in a magazine interview (there was a link earlier from the PRgayguys) Vincent says that Catherine was way too old for him (wtf???) and that he was trying to hook up with (despite his "marriage") a hot young thing in red shoes who later apparently stood him up. gee, i wonder why.....
where oh where are the darling PRGay boys this a.m.? My heart skipped a little with joy as i thought of all of the fresh fodder for your bitchy little tongues to wag about . . . then I come here and ~ sigh ~ you're not up and about yet and . . . and . . . i guess i'll have to go to work.
this pic makes catherine look like she's thinking "fuck the champagne...someone get me a bottle of bombay..." her other option was to jump ship and swim to shore and join the waltzing.
I agree -- it was horrible to see those nasty creatures again, but it was worth it for the pleasure of seeing them fail even worse, and suffer for it, a second time. Though I almost -- almost -- felt sorry for Crazie Vinnie when they threw his model under a bike and replaced her with a new one two sizes larger at the last possible minute. Haw! And Angela with her box purse bursting with scraps. Priceless!
I love this woman,she is elegant,to the point, a bit snoooty, I still love her. She probably has billionaires chasing her. Not that she needs that when people like Vincent hit on her! Ha!!!
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