Don't let the door hitcha where the Good Lord splitcha!
Can you tell we're enjoying this?
"I still had a couple tricks up my sleeve." Pfft. Keith honey, they weren't up your sleeve, they were under your bed.
We can all learn a valuable lesson from this: don't ever fuck with a pageant queen from Oklahoma, 'cuz they will fuck your shit up!
[Screencap: Project RunGay]