"Robert, you were too conservative, from your color choices to your odd proportions. We felt that your outfit was a total bore."
This isn't happening! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts! Happy thoughts!
"Sparkles and starshine, Robert! This outfit is gorgeous! As soon as we're done taping, I'm running backstage to rip it off your model so I can wear it home! You are so talented! Let's be best friends forever!"
[Screencaps/Illustration: Project RunGay]