Laura

Saturday, July 22, 2006 by


We just put this shot of Laura up because we love her. Isn't she F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S?


Bitch took a 5 minute cab ride and brought $10,000 worth of luggage.


What the hell kind of freaky ass shit is she beaming into her kids' heads?
"Remember not to breathe mommy's air."


[Screencaps: Project RunGay]

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Laura looks nice, in the face and clothing style, but the breastlessness is very off putting, as well as the Red hair.

TLo said...

It may be off-putting, but she's apparently VERY proud of her breastlessness, what with all the low-cuttery.

How can a woman have 5 kids and no boobs?

Anonymous said...

`her 5 kids sucked them dry, thats how she has no boobs

stickyheels said...

she seems very no wire hangers-ish to me...

Anonymous said...

Look at those poor children with that tiny little television. Somebody call CPS, for chrissakes!

rick mcginnis said...

I think that's one of Brian Eno's "Oblique Strategies" - these Zen-koan thingies that he wrote a bunch of years back and printed in a deck of cards to aid decision making. It seems like the sort of thing a cold, arty bitch like this would stencil on her walls. She's a MONSTER!!!

Anonymous said...

Isn't that from Monty Python?

Crow Winters said...

I know this is totally old and you will probably never see this, but I'm only just now realizeing what the hell that could be on the wall.

"Chose a very cunning way of not being seen..." I don't remember those words being shown on a card like that, but those are lines from the Monty Python sketch "How Not to Be Seen"

MikeTelles said...

Took me about two weeks to read the entire blog from beginning to end. There was never a moment I can ever say that I was ever disappointed. Good job!

Noodle said...

Oh dammit!

I wanted to see Laura's rug coat again to see if i still loved it as much.

I forgot you hadn't started full recaps and blogging yet. I thought you guys came back and filled in the season 3 episodes...:(