Hey, any excuse to post more pictures of topless Keith, but you little overexcited fangirls came up with something that didn't even occur to us. Namely, that Nipples here was swigging straight vodka upon waking up.
Ladies, please. Our inbox is exploding with this theory and we have to say, we're not convinced. Let's take a look
at his nipples, shall we?
Let's say that is a bottle of Absolut on his nightstand. Wouldn't the producers make a bigger deal out of it for drama? There'd be lingering shots of the bottle with the Manhattan skyline in the background while doom music plays. At the very least, one of his roommates would have said something in their one-on-ones with the camera. It's not exactly the kind of behavior that people don't notice and in the reality television arena, it is pure gold.
Besides, it looks like Smartwater to us.
Go ahead, yell at us and tell us we're wrong here.
[Photo: botlledwaterstore.com - Screencaps: Project RunGay]
I have no opinions on Keith's drinking habits, but am grateful for the extra screenshots. Mmmm.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I love about you Boys -- I know I can rely on you for the most hard-edged, take no prisoners, investigative journalism. Those so-called journalists have nothing on our TLo!
ReplyDeleteTotally SmartWater. The blue blur where they covered up the brand name is in the wrong place for it to be absolut. Besides, it looks like the tall, skinny 1L SmartWater bottle.
ReplyDeleteI agree that it was smart water. Plus, if you look at the top of the bottle, it looks plastic.
ReplyDeleteI think there's another bottle under those sheets. Can we check that one too?
ReplyDeleteLove that you are so well-acquainted with what Vodka Bottles AND Smart Water Bottles look like. *smile*
ReplyDeleteAlso, Mr. ProfP is already OVER Suede: He calls him "Naugahyde", and we think there is a drinking game there: Take a swig every time he refers to himself in Third Person!
ProfP
p.s. Thanks for the good morning sunshine pics! le sigh
Oh toddny, you slay me!
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Definitely H2O. Absolut's bottle has a different neck completely. Not that I'm an expert or anything.
ReplyDeleteI don't know if that's water or vodka, but it doesn't look like a plastic bottle to me. It's too shiny and reflective to be plastic. And the bottom of the bottle looks thick, like a glass bottle.
ReplyDeleteTotally agree on the investigative journalism here, boys.
ReplyDeleteWTF is that thing in the corner? It certainly isn't a nightstand
I agree, the bottle is too shiny. I', not so sure it's water.
ReplyDeleteas someone who swigs from their absolute bottle every morning upon awakening, that, kittens, was SmartWater.
ReplyDeleteOh lordy, we're going to know every inch of this kid's epidermis before the season is halfway through.
ReplyDeleteEven though he's not my type (sorry TLo and other fangirls), I already sense "Fan Favorite".
Just promise to dish after you (hopefully) see him at the finale party.
Boys,
ReplyDeleteYOU'RE WRONG!!!!!
That's definitely a GLASS bottle.
He. is. so. gorgeous. I'm weak.
ReplyDeleteIt certainly seems like it must be SmartWater. But I am holding my final judgement until we hear from our resident expert, "Hello, I'm Patsy Stone."
ReplyDeletewhere is she this morning??
ToddNY said...
ReplyDeleteI think there's another bottle under those sheets. Can we check that one too?
ROFL. Hey, I'll take a sip of that.
He might be on the young side (26?), but you do not get nor keep a bod like that swigging vodka in bed at 4am.
ReplyDeletethe second i saw the blurred out blue label i was like "smart water"! now he could have filled it wil vodka, but he is definitely drinking from a plastic smart water bottle
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Brian H. said...
ReplyDeleteHe might be on the young side (26?), but you do not get nor keep a bod like that swigging vodka in bed at 4am.
I know, right? Where is she? Did she get drunk last night at the PRG Lounge?
"Go ahead, yell at us and tell us we're wrong." - TLo -
ReplyDeleteLMAOWHOTHEHELLCARESCAUSEKEVINISHOT!
P.S. Like you really care! We all know this post was just another excuse to post more images of Kevin's bare chest.
*thanks*
- edina -
At first I was on the Absolut train, but hopped off after repeated viewings of the screenshots when I realized the brand blurring made the bottle appear more squared off at the top, rather than rounded as is the SW bottle (I should know, I swill the stuff daily).
ReplyDeleteOptical illusion to be sure, but yeah, it's only water.
See, I don't know. I agree it sort of looks like SmartWater. But I can't help noticing that the bottom of that bottle looks like glass. It looks heavy.
ReplyDeleteMaybe there will be drama about it later. They don't want to use up ALL the drama in the first episode!
Oh, and that's not a night stand. It's a high-end scratching post. At least, that's the expert opinion of my two cats.
ReplyDeleteDo you think it's blurred out cuz they couldn't get smartwater to poney up some product placement dough?
ReplyDeleteI just assumed it was water, but these conspiracy theorists have got me thinking.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it IS vodka, and when Harvey Weinstein saw the dailies, he ordered the editors to NOT highlight that fact until he had his minions contact Absolut for product placement remuneration. If Absolut doesn't bite, they'll have him on Jack Daniels (or Ripple) by episode 3.
Of course, this will be followed by an intervention in episode 7, when Betty Ford is the guest judge.
When that happens, or course, your analysis of this little Zapruder footage will be remembered as the scoop of season 5.
--GothamTomato
I'm more scandalized by what appears to be a bag of potato chips beside his bed. Is our Nipples a secret eater?
ReplyDeleteIt totally looks like it could be water. Also, what if this was actually a before bed shot. Still odd behavior, but socially more accepted
ReplyDeleteWello, it looks like a water bottle to me, but I kinda wish it was vodka for the drama that would ensue, (although with this group, there seems to be no shortage of that) - imagine the drunken hookups!
ReplyDeleteOh, my God, this is too silly. Analyzing the bottle -- it's glass! No, it's plastic!
ReplyDeleteMariclair, that's a pillow, not a bag of chips.
ToddNY -- you win the Comment of the Day award. Oh, I guess there isn't one. But if there was, you would.
People were actually thinking it was vodka and complaining?
ReplyDeleteWow.
And I'm the one in therapy.
I think I need to see close-up of the nipple to make an accurate determination....
ReplyDelete......what are we talking about?
James said...
ReplyDeleteWTF is that thing in the corner?
That's a lamp, isn't it?
Bottle? What bottle?
ReplyDeleteMy little sister (13 year old) and I were watching and she said, "Is that vodka?"
ReplyDeleteI told her smart water. You actually see someone with smartwater later in the episode but that wasn't blurred out...
He´s Cute but very FULL OF HIMSELF. Too much to be that sexy!
ReplyDeleteI totally thought it was SmartWater, not vodka... does that make me a square?
ReplyDeleteOh, come on, people. It won't be a vodka bottle until Bunim-Murray gets ahold of the show. After that, 4 a.m. swigging will be mandatory.
ReplyDeleteSmartwater...Vodka...?
ReplyDeleteWho cares, he make very nice eye candy and, from what I saw on a bonus video, he's a nice person.
If you haven't seen it, one of the models (not his) starts to pass out and he fusses over her, getting her food and water, like a mother hen.
Personally, I don't know why we're even talking about Keith when "Blayne" is so clearly a cokehead.
ReplyDeleteSNIFF!!!!!
gawd.....his nipples could cut glass.
ReplyDeleteand I really don't give a hoot if he wakes up and drinks in the morning. I feel like doing that meself some times....
but thanks for the extra eye candy. it's a hard effin' slog at work today and I really needed that!
Damn. I guess it is Smart Water. :(
ReplyDeleteAlcohol is so much more entertaining.
>>Hey, any excuse to post more pictures of topless Keith<<
ReplyDeleteNo excuses needed.
Post away at will!
Who cares about what he is drinking?
ReplyDeleteJust more topless Keith pictures please...
ahhh!
Hold up, there's a bottle of clear liquid in those pictures? I don't see it...
ReplyDeleteAll I see is a handsome man and some nipple rings. Yum.
lol.. the bottle with the manhattan skyline and doom music playing LOL
ReplyDeleteI knew it was smart water right after my first reaction (which I will admit was OMG VODKA!) I had a bottle sitting right next to me.
ReplyDeletePersonally, I don't know why we're even talking about Keith when "Blayne" is so clearly a cokehead.
ReplyDeleteOMG RedSeven, that exactlywhat I was coming on to say! How many times did he have to clear those crystals from his nose last night?
But later in the episode, when they're walking to the grocery store, someone (Keith, again?) is clearly drinking out of a unblurred bottle of SmartWater.
ReplyDeleteThe blurred bottle does look plastic at the top, though, so either he drinks really cheap vodka in bed, or the editors were inconsistent.
Personally, I don't know why we're even talking about Keith when "Blayne" is so clearly a cokehead.
ReplyDeleteSNIFF!!!!!
dude, for real!
It's a plastic bottle. It's smartwater. Hahah would have been great though! Raging alcoholic designers!! Oh wait...that was season 1.
ReplyDeleteI agree that's a throw pillow, not a bag of chips on the floor. But notice the top of the hand lotion bottle behind the throw pillow? HMMMMMM......
ReplyDeleteAnd that is totally Smart Water that he's drinking.
Okay fine. SmartWater. But wouldn't it have been better if it HAD been vodka? C'mon. How much fun would it be to have a hungover designer in the workroom? Dramarama! Imagine the designated drinker cringing at every Blaynism and then barfing on his garment in a fit of revenge.
ReplyDeleteIt has to be SmartWater because it's a PRODUCT PLACEMENT! Bravo is milking this puppy for all it's worth before the inevitable defection to another network.
ReplyDeleteHe is dreamy.
ReplyDeleteIt's probably sparkling "Voss" water from Norway. It's bottled in glass and looks like it might be a vodka bottle... see the following: http://www.bigberries.com/2007/02/07/voss-drinking-water/
ReplyDeleteRed Seven: "Sniff" is right, and then there's Blayne's "What the f*** was he high on?" OUTFIT. That boy is a mess.
ReplyDeleteHa! When I saw that scene yesterday, I said that it was either expensive celebrity water or vodka. Don't sully Nipples' good name, y'all.
ReplyDeleteI'm eating up the site of this man's gorgeous body. Yum!
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ReplyDeleteBut notice the top of the hand lotion bottle behind the throw pillow? HMMMMMM......"
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.....
Thanks for the shout out Anon 11:49am
ReplyDeleteI am just awakening from my stupor last evening...I know, I really should seek help.
It is SmartWater. Not a doubt in my mind. I am intimately acquainted with Absolute. SmartWater has never crossed these divine lips.
Water. It's a mixer, sweetie.
ReplyDeleteAt first I thought the same thing, but you'll notice as they're walking down the sidewalk both he and another designer (not sure who) both have the same bottles, both blurred out. Doubtful that they're swilling vodka on their way to their first challenge walking with Mr. Gunn.
ReplyDeletewhenever you see a naked keith...
ReplyDeleteyou have to drink to cameraman Derth's health.
(luv, derth's bf)
He is so hot...le sigh.
ReplyDeleteHahaha, he DOES look sort of scruffy, thick-browed, one-too-many tats, though, doesn't he? What I mean is, the type of guy who WOULD wake up and immediately down half a bottle of SKYY?
ReplyDeleteAnd then you would make out with him anyway.
I agree with the smartwater assumption. And if the bottle was full, then the lights would reflect off the water in the bottom of the bottle thus making it look glass, giving it the appearance of a bottle of vodka.
ReplyDeletePatsy, dahlink, if you were intimately acquainted with the vodka in question, wouldn't you know that the brand name is, in fact, Absolut?
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