When, somewhere down the road - could be next week, could be some time in January - somebody you've grown to love makes a perfectly acceptable outfit and gets aufed and/or someone you've grown to hate makes vomit out of fabric and wins immunity; when you throw things at your screen and punch your throw pillows; when you storm off dramatically announcing that you will NEVER watch this show again (knowing perfectly well that you will), we've found it's best to keep things in perspective and remember one thing:
Let us repeat that.
The viewing experience is so much more fun when you bear that in mind.
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ROFL. Oh my god I can't stop laughing, you guys. What was she thinking? I mean, seriously.
ReplyDeletehaha, she's usually the one complaining when an outfit looks cheap...
ReplyDeleteCrack is wack, Heidi. Just say no.
ReplyDeleteAmen to that.
ReplyDeleteIt looks really uncomfortable.
ReplyDeletedamn, what was Seal thinking??
ReplyDeleteOHMYGOD...my sister called me to tell about this post. I kid you not.
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha. I love this woman!!!
The real question is... is she wearing any panties underneath that?
ReplyDeleteGranted, this was at some Victoria's Secret event, so I suppose she can be forgiven for wearing something so short and sparkly.
ReplyDeleteBut the butt cleavage is certainly something else.
Yay! New posts on the weekend!!
ReplyDeleteIt's like a crayon box exploded on her. I'm not even going to mention the butt cleavage. That's just wrong.
Oh, Heidi. Even if you have the toned butt of a supermodel, there is no excuse for butt cleavage.
ReplyDeleteOn the other, hand, props for the faces. I think I like goofy-Heidi.
At first glance, this outfit might not be as bad as it seems.
ReplyDeleteThe fact that we can see her crack proves that she actually does have an ass. Up until now, she has given no indication that she has any ass at all. In fact, I'd been thinking that maybe we, as concerned citizens, should hold a telethon to get this girl some much needed bedonkedonk.
However, on second glance, it might be worse than it seems. If we can see her crack then she's not wearing any panties - and that dress is awfully short.
I just hope she knows how to get in & out of the limo without waving at her gynecologist.
--Gotham Tomato
As Nina would say, "I question her taste level."
ReplyDelete...then again, I suppose that if I was married to Seal, and insanely gorgeous, I might run around without panties as well.
ReplyDeleteBut I swear, if I have to see one more bald vajayjay plastered across the internet, I'm going to scream, so she better hit the cymbals. That's all I'm saying.
--Gotham Tomato
I wonder if she knew what was going on down there.
ReplyDeleteThe fabric is fun, but talk about too much tootie...!
ReplyDeleteWhat would I say to Mr. and Mrs. Seal, given these photographs? Well, I believe it was William Murray in "Stripes" who put it so well: "I want to party with you."
ReplyDeleteIn the words of Heidi herself, "It looks cheap, no?"
ReplyDeleteUm, yes, Heidi.
Can't....stop.....laughing..........
ReplyDelete.........help!
Hey, hey! This is her first time out of maternity wear in two seasons!! She has the right to have butt cleavage and...wear...glittering neon stripes....::bursts into laughter:: HAHAAHAH!! Oh Heidi, you crazy.
ReplyDeletepurple and yellow sparkly and butt cleavage. She may be a supermodel (and, improbably, the mother of three )but that is super nasty and makes one wonder if this is another incident of getting dressed in the dark?
ReplyDeleteCP
Looks like someone took a page from the Britney Spears playbook.
ReplyDeleteSupermodel or not, NO ONE should be caught dead or alive in something that gaudy or cheap looking. Next time she goes shopping.
Want some advice Heidi ? Next time try Walmart or Target. At least you won't get ripped off so bad.
Wasn't it Heidi who coined
ReplyDeletethe phrase 'Hoochie Mama'?
If the phrase fits....
Heidi looks fabulous in anything--and in this case--very little of anything. She has a beautifully toned body and is rightfully proud. Her playful confidence is sexy. I mean she WAS at a lingerie event--not a PTA meeting after all.
ReplyDeleteBrandenburg3rd said...
ReplyDeleteThe fabric is fun, but talk about too much tootie...!
6:33 PM
Definitely too much tootie! Althouogh it does give Seal very easy access......
Girl is so unbelievably wholesome-looking she can wear something like this and not come off as vulgar!
ReplyDelete-- desertwind
Maybe she has it on backwards....no?
ReplyDeleteShe forgot to get dressed!!
ReplyDeleteJust remember that Heidi once explained she married Seal because he has one hell of a schvantz in those pants...
ReplyDeleteAmerica is crazy country, ja?
ReplyDeleteShe looks insanely trashed.
ReplyDeleteIt is funny to listen to her critiques when her own garment doesn't quite make it work.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see "Mean P" come out.
ReplyDeleteI had no problem watching the videos, it must be your settings, browser or something.
I've seen that dress before... in college... on a poster - under a blacklight.
ReplyDeleteWhere the heck is Anne Slowey when you need her?
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw this on Go Fug Yourself, I imagined what the other judges would have said to her. All the other posters here, pretty much said it all!
ReplyDeleteWhat was she thinking?
When my group gathers to watch we always make fun of Heidis choices, we call her Swiss Miss, due to some braided atrocity she wore in a previous season. Remember the maternity top from last season that looked like a curtain rod and curtains?
ReplyDeleteYour pointing out that she is a judge and never forget that is spot on boys.
We always "question her taste level." Her bod and face always save her from total fashion meltdown.
I saw this on the Fug and was secretly pleased that even Heidi no longer has a perfectly smooth, toned back. I'll take it as a sign that I don't have to go to the gym.
ReplyDeleteOh my. That is entirely too much tootie, even if it is on someone as beautiful as Heidi Klum.
ReplyDeleteI'm glad she's happy, having a good time with her sweet husband Seal, but showing your butt-crack is just tacky.
ReplyDeleteHow many times have we heard Heidi say to the designers "That's something a hooker would wear"?
Thank you, it will help, I feel better about Uncle Nick now.
ReplyDeleteWell, I don't know. Careful introspection reveals that if I looked anything like Heidi does, I might give something like that a whirl to the VS secret party, too. NOT to the PTA of course.
ReplyDeleteI don't have a problem with butt cracks as long as they are displayed in the proper setting. That's all I'm sayin'.
Oh, and aprapos of nothing. I hate Jillian.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahaha! Snort!
ReplyDeleteI just got back from New York City, and I needed a dose of LMAO funny to counter the monotony of the Merritt Parkway (not a commentary on CT, just on long drives). Thanks darlings!
Is anyone else oddly distracted by the clear plastic strip running across Heidi's back? It took me a while to figure out what it was (at first I thought it was some odd skin wrinkle, or a mark left by a bra worn earlier in the night), and now I can't stop looking at it. I understand why it's there, but it looks yucky to me -- industrial-strength double-sided tape on the edges of the back of the dress would have been better.
ReplyDeleteGood point, saskia. I think it's safe to say that if you need THAT MUCH tape to hold your dress in place then you should probably consider wearing something else.
ReplyDeleteOh, Mrs. Seal, please, just say no to CRACK!
When I saw this last night, I KNEW this post was coming, just not so....SOON!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCrack is, indeed, wack. Even Heidi's. But now we might have some insight on how she gets knocked up so easily. Not like Seal has to WORK for it or anything...baby #4 should be forthcoming next summer.
Heidi said on Oprah the first thing that got her interested in him was seeing him giant schlong through his workout shorts. I guess in Seal's case it was her crack.
ReplyDeleteDid Heidi Klum not notice her butt crack showing? I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteOh. My. God.
ReplyDeleteI can't close my mouth. I now have lockjaw. WTF! Did she not know her ass was showing? Did Seal not tell her the ass was showing? Who does that? Better question, who does that on purpose? Wow. What else is there to say?
Emma P.
If I didn't know better I would have said that was a picture of Tinsley Mortimer...and that is NOT a good thing.
ReplyDeleteThat is entirely too much tootie
ReplyDeleteShock jock Heidi. Nice to know her crack looks no better than mine.
ReplyDeleteButt crack with no panties, not even a jeweled thong?
ReplyDeleteEw.
Excellent point! LOL!
ReplyDeleteThe amazing thing is that she's actually a pretty good judge. Is it just one of those "those who can't do teach" kind of things or does she just not own a full-length mirror?
Heidi looks like she's wearing some weird psychedelic straitjacket. Who let this nut out in public?
ReplyDeleteCan anyone else here our beloved Tim Gunn going, "Oh God," in that blank sort of despair he uses from time to time on the show?
ReplyDeleteThat's just wrong.
ReplyDeleteShe comes across as so desperate.
ReplyDeleteHOLY CRAP, that is so funny. I will remember that, thanks
ReplyDelete"Beef and Fur said...
ReplyDeleteMaybe she has it on backwards....no?"
Brilliant!
I can stop reading the comments on this one now.