Ah, audition videos. Nothing like watching desperately hungry attention whores, is there? Bravo posted the audition tapes (here) of this year's crop of villains and vixens, and, as always, they run the gamut from cute to clever to painful.
In this installment, Jillian digs out an old Golddiggers of 1933 costume, pops a couple dozen Valiums, and pleads her case.
Question...I'm assuming there will be random drug testing going on this season?
ReplyDeleteThat was just painful to watch...
ROFLMAO. The boys are back and stronger than ever!!!!!
ReplyDeleteSeriously, what was that about?
I'm off to watch the other ones.
I hope she didn't make the clothes she was wearing. 'Casue if she did, them she's in trouble.
ReplyDeleteas Tim put it o-so-eloquently: "oh, je-SUS."
ReplyDeleteWow! Please tell me she's joking.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Kat on this one...can we say "desperate"?
ReplyDeleteOh lord, that was so painful I couldn't watch more than the first few seconds!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing. I can't wait!!
ReplyDelete" kat said...
ReplyDeleteQuestion...I'm assuming there will be random drug testing going on this season?"
LOL. The female version of Captain Haldol?
I love to watch those audition videos. They tell a lot about the human being.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, I love her Almighty Isis outfit.
Yikes! That was too hard to watch. I can't believe they let her on with such a bad audition tape. Steven's was hilarious!!!!
ReplyDeleteI also liked Jillian's coat she was wearing at the very end, but not the gold dress.
ReplyDeleteElisa is cutting fabric in the middle of the park!?!?!? She laid out the fabric on the floor and started cutting it while she was talking about being dead, her daughter, and how she's blessed with her talent. What is WRONG with these people??
ReplyDeleteThe theme of this video:
ReplyDelete"Look at my ass! F'ing LOOK at it!"
If she got in, I'm afraid to see the rejects.
ReplyDeleteToo much tootie!
ReplyDelete"The theme of this video:
ReplyDelete"Look at my ass! F'ing LOOK at it!""
Hahahaha. Seriously. Can she whore it up a little more? She probably would have shown more skin if Bravo wasn't so, you know, gay.
I never knew that Norma Desmond worked for the USO.
ReplyDelete(10-1 she puts a basket on her model's head by the second episode).
--Gotham Tomato
Hmmmm...the preview, now this...hmmmm
ReplyDelete" GothamTomato said...
ReplyDeleteI never knew that Norma Desmond worked for the USO.
(10-1 she puts a basket on her model's head by the second episode).
--Gotham Tomato"
ROFL, but I think Elisa is going to be one putting a basket on her model's head.
In a word, ew.
ReplyDeleteDo you think she knows she looks like she has a penis in that outfit?
okay then. auditioning to fill the crazy niche and Bravo went for it. this worries me.
ReplyDeleteSuzanne said...
ReplyDeleteIn a word, ew.
Do you think she knows she looks like she has a penis in that outfit?
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OMG, Susanne, I came to post the EXACT same thing!! LMAO I was going to say: "She coulda tuck'd in, huh? " *giggle*
OK, thank you suzanne and lele. I thought I was the only one who saw a dick there...
ReplyDeleteIf that's her regular voice (note how I avoid the word "normal" here), then I'm going to have to make sure the mute button works.
ReplyDeleteI thought *I* was the only one who saw a penis! I'm so glad to know I'm not alone. I couldn't help but stare at her crotch wondering "What the hell is going on there?"
ReplyDeleteto quote Catherine Malandrino:
ReplyDeleteno, no, no, no, no
That's just bizarre. I don't get it.
ReplyDeleteI'm actually turning this off and going back to my job!! What does that tell you?? YIKES!
ReplyDeleteOH. MY. GOD. S4 is going to be very interesting.
ReplyDeleteAt least she didn't start tap dancing (which is what I expected every time she turned around and walked to the back of the room). Mommy, Daddy, LOOK AT ME! Is that too much to ask? I didn't think so.
ReplyDeletePainful. Simply painful.
ReplyDeleteIf she watched that before sending it in ... well, wow, there are some issues there.
And yeah, random drug testing wouldn't be a bad idea.
W.O.W. What else can I say?
ReplyDeleteAnonymous said...
ReplyDeleteI also liked Jillian's coat she was wearing at the very end, but not the gold dress.
7:43 PM
You made it to the END?!
Dear God, I thought I'd clicked over to the wrong blog. I couldn't figure out when Ann Miller wore her hair curly, lost her sense of rhythym, and started channeling Sarah Silverman's unfunny side.
ReplyDeleteOff in 3 episodes, unless designing for "Nora Desmond at the USO" (brilliant gotham tomato!)is challenges 1-4.
Pitiful.
ReplyDeleteDiminishes my excitement & anticipation for Nov 14.
Sorry I watched the entire 20 seconds.
Back to PRC...
Emma P.
I started to watch this. Then . . . "Internet Explorer has encountered a problem and has to shut down."
ReplyDeleteSeriously! Thank you, IE, for saving me from the rest of this bizarre video.
Oh dear God!
ReplyDeleteWhat was she thinking?
I always like to see the audition tapes to see how they got on the show what stood out in their tape. Some of these tapes are hilarious. Jillian is very special, isn't she?
ReplyDeleteI couldn't watch all of it either. That truly is painful. She was either high as a kite, or yeah, she was high as a kite. Ouch.
ReplyDeleteFollowed the link to the other ones. Suffice to say, the women aren't representing, and I'm loving the men.
Bailed half way. Cringe factor too much. Must go wash eyeballs.
ReplyDeleteoh
ReplyDeletemy
GAWD!
She is to die foah! (trying to write Lawn Guylandese)
But seriously, no more than 5 episodes. I'm envious of her tiny body, but that isn't going to get her anywhere with Lady Tangerine or La Garcia Fabulosa.
Where did she get that apartment with a river view, anyway?!?!? Daddy out on the Guyland must have some dough.
oh my......oh my oh my oh my. That was some serious cause for concern. Are they casting fashion designers or mental patients?
ReplyDeleteThank you for linking to these, because I'm officially in love with Marion Twist.
ReplyDeleteCrow Winters said...
ReplyDeleteThank you for linking to these, because I'm officially in love with Marion Twist.
He is hilarious. I also liked Steven's.
kana said...
oh my......oh my oh my oh my. That was some serious cause for concern. Are they casting fashion designers or mental patients?
LOL.
I liked Jillian's apartment and that coat she wears at the end. I really liked them. Do you think she was Drama Club or cheerleader? Cute figure.
ReplyDeleteBut, seriously -- Stephen is a hoot!
-- desertwind
I remember seeing a snippet of her audition video from last year. She was much more subdued. And she also didn't make it.
ReplyDeleteGuess this year's approach worked.
Her voice is a little annoying when it gets really high and whiny.
ReplyDeletegood god...I could not make it thru that pitful horrific video.
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