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Look! A sports car! Oh wait, that's a woman. We get the two confused so often.
Oh Robert, if women are like sports cars, you just sent a Pacer down the runway.
For someone who's whole schtick seems to be how sexy he finds women, he sure has problems highlighting their natural curves. The fit on this is terrible. It looks like Olga accidentally got booked for a plus-sized show.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THE ASS-FITTING IN THIS GROUP? We are far from aficionados of the girlbutt, but even we could tell at a glance that that's not how it's supposed to be shaped. It looks like she has the suit on backwards.
We understand the concept of a bathing suit that's more for socializing than actually swimming, really we do, but this is a dress, pure and simple.
A cute, sexy, fun, on-the-beach or by-the-pool kinda dress, but a dress nonetheless. If Martinique hadn't offered to wear her own thong, this probably would have been a disaster.
Look at how constructed that thing is. We at first thought it was a simple wrap of some sort, but that has as much detail as your average bridesmaid dress.
The colors are pretty, though. A little sherbet-y, but this would look great in St. Tropez or South Beach - so long as it never gets wet.
And THAT
is an image we could have done without, thank you very much.
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And THAT
is an image we could have done without, thank you very much.
Oh. My. God.
I AGAIN have latte shooting out of my nose.....the funniest ever.
I was DYING for you to get to Robert.
Yuck.
Rainbow Shops 1987 collection.
Wendy. Sigh.
Robert. He's a cutie but that swimsuit was a mess. And his explanation was just so stupid. you could almost see him coming up with this in the fabric store "woman = sports car = hip = fender = breast = hood ornament. i like the sound of that. i don't know what it means and can't explain or defend it, but it sounds good and maybe they'll buy it maybe maybe maybe i'll get to fuck alexandra soon maybe maybe maybe she's a hot little golden sports car that little cupcake cutie with her fenders and hood ornaments"
can't wait 'til tonight!!
"And THAT
is an image we could have done without, thank you very much."
ROFL. Oh, Wendy, at least you provide us with some entertainment!...
Spot on, as usual. That whole thong business was hysterical.
Wendy's was just a dress, a pretty one, but not a swimsuit. Martinique is FABULOUS! I never noticed the navel piercing until now.
Robert's old "sports car" routine is so lame. Yeah, women really like to be compared to cars.
I hate to admit but I do like Wendy's. It's really a nice piece. I agree, it can't double as a swimsuit, but it's very well executed, I think.
I wonder how Uli would have tackled this challenge?
Bean: This is how Uli would have tackled it.
What really bugs me about Wendy is that she wastes her time scheming about the other designers. That energy would be better off spent on her designs. It's always about whose ass she needs to kick to win the competition.
thanks erica. i forgot was real talent looked like.
I love how Austin calls Wendy’s swimsuit a mini dress and says that she doesn’t have what it takes. He hates her now. LOL.
This whole bit about "women are like sports cars" and that all classic cars are always named after women, WTF?? I don't get it.
"The colors are pretty, though. A little sherbet-y, but this would look great in St. Tropez or South Beach - so long as it never gets wet."
Exactly. It can never get wet or the girl is naked!
Robert should have been out for this boring, poorly fitting bathing suit. Alexandra's was unoriginal and also ill-fitting but it was a lot better than his. And I loved how he kept talking about how his suit would look good on any woman's body! It didn't even look good on a model!
Martinique has an amazing body. The "swimsuit" looks great on her.
I agree, Robert's was boring. I don't know what his doing on the show.
Once again, Wendy & Robert make the "rest of the lame-os" post. Robert, you're hawt when you speak Russian, but you need to avail yourself of the sale on clues they're having down at Mood.
I must again mention the fabulosity of Martinique's lovely body, a fact which is apparently lost on all you 'mos out there. Take my word for it.
"Well, I don't wear a thong, I don't know."
TMI, darlings! LOL. TMI!!!
Had Wendy added something as simple as an opaque built-in bra, like the ones in Old Navy tank tops, and made the thong herself, I would have let it slide as a swimsuit.
Robert should've been aufed in this challenge. Tacky trim, ugly color, just boring, boring, boring.
Why weren't you meaner to Wendy? Her swimsuit alsolutely blew! BOOOOO.
Maybe I'm being swayed by his personality, but I actually kind of liked Robert's suit. It definitely wasn't the best, but I thought Olga looked good in it, and it was very "him".
I hate how all the designers are so mean to Rob-io especially in the next couple of challenges. He made some good clothes. His "envy" dress should totally have won. :[
Ok, I guess his boyish charm has got to me.
" Anonymous said...
He made some good clothes. His "envy" dress should totally have won. :[
Ok, I guess his boyish charm has got to me"
I agree. He's "envy" outfit looked great and very sexy on Melissa.
I must contest yesterday's bestowing of "best model bod" title to Jenny... Who is gorgeous... but HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE THAT PICTURE OF MARTINIQUE'S ASS?!! That kind of firmness and perk doesn't just happen, boys. It's called divine intervention.
I didn't think this was a particularly interesting challenge. I mean, how much can you talk about a swimsuit?
Everything Wendy makes look homemade to me. I'm not a fan of her designs.
Robert designs with his dick. There's nothing interesting or innovative about his designs. I still don't know how he got this far in the game.
Like anyone had any ideas other than that Wendy is a granny-panty kinda woman.
Martinique is a fabulous bitch. I love the way she walks. She is awesome!
I'm sorry to admit it, but I do love the fabric Wendy chose, and I like the neckline (bustline?) of the suit. But the rest? No.
And Robert ... I'm so glad I'm not the only one who thought this was fugly. Who the hell makes a *loose* bathing suit??
Who would have thought a conjunction and a demonstrative pronoun could have so defined your talents as writers. Only real readers of this blog could have seen the diamond sharp wit there. You guys are beyond fantastic. You do honor to the entire poodle fraternity.
Robert's bathing suit brought to mind the Fraser episode in which Niles describes how he reassures his wife about her appearance: "Yes, Maris, spandex is supposed to blouse."
Seriously, I don't understand Robert at all: "Women! Sexy! Sports cars! Hot!" You'd think he'd be in his element with this challenge. Instead, he sends the worst-fitted suit of them all down the runway. If he designed that with his dick, as one of the commenters suggested, then he and little Robert need to work some things out. I'm just sayin'.
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