Mother Jugs
Reviewed by TLo
on
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
Rating: 5
Mother Jugs
Tuesday, October 03, 2006 by Author
Kudos to Mrs. Seal for finally wearing a couple of outfits that didn't make us laugh. Last Wednesday may have been the first time all season that someone in our living room didn't say "What the hell is she wearing?"
She looked really cute in this little number.
But she looked downright HAWT in this one. DAYUM!
Even WE had a hard time keeping our eyes on her face. She must've figured "All the queens are eliminated! Time to show my titties!"
But Schätzchen, you probably shouldn't throw terms like "Milk maid" around when you're looking like that.
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Hey, I am a happily married straight woman and I found her breasts hypnotic. I couldn't stop staring!!
The ta-ta's are nice but her legs are incredible! The way her calves look in 4-inch heels makes me salivate. Hot mama indeed!
Last Wednesday may have been the first time all season that someone in our living room didn't say "What the hell is she wearing?"
Ok that was my comment a few weeks ago, its nice to see her in something other than a gunny sack! I mean come on, she is known as THE BODY for crying out loud! Bout time the producers allowed her to wear something that accentuates her features.
As for her ta-ta's (LOL), gotta love pregnancy!
I called this post a while ago. So, entirely agreed.
"Mother Jugs" indeed. do you two men laugh yourselves to sleep at night? you could make commenting on doggie doo funny.
i assumed (my first mistake) that they dressed heidi in bad drag so she would not look better than the designer's models. i wonder if she chooses her own apparel? she has commented that she would wear all of laura's designs....what does that say? her ta-ta's would be all over the map then. what with all of laura's plunging necklines.
do not get me wrong....i like heidi. she's the weiner schnitzel to my apple pie.
she's is "the BODY".
She is gorgeous, and definitely "the body." I also agree with you guys, best outfits/look of the whole season.
Seal, you lucky, lucky man...
Does anyone know who designed the outfits for this season (especially that white Swiss Miss Thingee? They were, on the whole, FUGLY DREADFUL! Or would they rather remain in the Witness Protection Program?
Bwahaha you gays kill me with the "milk maid" comment!
I am voting for the goatherd outfit as worst thing seen on PR S3. (But one of the funniest PRGay posts.) And remember that this was the year of Jubilee Jumbles and Bradley's Cher outfit.
She is a gorgeous thing, isn't she? What I wouldn't give for that body! I think overall her clothes were much nicer last season, especially the ones designed by Kara Saun.
Wasn't she wearing that dress (or one very like it) when she was on Leno right before PR3 started airing? She looked lovely.
I think that most of her outfits this season would have gotten most designers Auf'd. But I also think the judging has been questionable as well, so maybe the judges should be forced to wear some of those winning outfits.
But Schätzchen, you probably shouldn't throw terms like "Milk Maid" around when you're looking like that.
bbbbbbwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
I'm a straight woman but just kept saying "Dayum, them's some big boobies!" when she showing that cleavage.
OH MY GOD, where have they been all season? Let's hope Laura get's a little help it that area with kid #6.
But what about her dress that looked like the one that Uli designed later in the competition. Didn't notice the first time, but GOD love BRAVO and the repeats!
ditto on the breasts....
Thank you for pointing out the Ta-Ta's. I now know why my hubby sits and watches the show with me. It's not because he is secretly into design or anything, he's trying to get a sneak at her ta-ta's. Man she's got a set. LOL
Heidi Klum is beautiful, talented, with gorgeous kidds, and married to Seal. It certainly doesn't suck to be Heidi!
I hear Heidi is friendly, personable and very funny but if you piss her off she is like a freak'n bull in a China shop - hot evil temper. Hey, it can't be as bad as Naomi.
Never have the words "got milk" seemed so fitting.
I too am a married, straight girl, but wow--those were mesmerizing. Ah, the power of a bra with great support!
Me in my prettiest dress and looking my best would not hold a candle to Heidi in her Swiss Miss outfit.
Just a fact of life.
I'm with the other happily married straight women. Heidi has lovely breasts. I couldn't stop looking at them! Hot Damn is right.
Those are preg-no-boobies, right?
She has worn some fugly stuff this season-sometimes her stuff IS worse that the stuff that gets auf'd.
Her boobies were positively pneumatic! Pregancy, a cornucopia of disturbing concepts! Liked these outfits also finally looked like somebody you could talk to as opposed to cross the street to get away from. Now I'm not unendowed in the tata's department but even I was surprised at how distracting they were. My husband's only comment was DAHMMMMMNNNN!
As I sit here reading all of us gay dudes talking about bozongas, I have to ask myself, are all the gay guys gone? And while I admit, Laura is a woman, not a drag queen, couldn't Michael be a bit fay? In his bio video, he works with his roommate on their clothes and apparently he designed some pretty leathery mens underwear. All these things aside, he might not be Kayne or Robert, but I've met much straighter acting poofs than Michael. So i say there is hope that another big gay is still on the show. And I say he has done wonders with both tops and bottoms throughout the show... as a designer I mean.
Speaking on behalf of the straight guys - oh yeah! That's what we're talking about! That and the shots of the models dressing or jumping up and down and hugging each other in little black slips are what keep us coming back each week.
Yes, we're pigs, and we love our wallowing!
Officially of course, I barely noticed. What a great show - something for everyone!
Can anyone find out what type of bra that was?
I want one!!!!!!!
No doubt about it.....She's got a great rack.
I keep scrolling and staring at those "titzen." Sorry, I can't help it.
Yeah yeah yeah... she's hot, blah blah blah.
Sorry, but Klum's enormous boobs don't make up for her irritating/nonexistent personality. If we all (we = normal people) spent the amount of time and money that she does on her appearance, plus twenty people to constantly monitor our hair, makeup and wardrobe, and if we were PAID hundreds of thousands of dollars simply to look cute all the time, trust me: we'd all be foxy as hell. (However, no amount of time or money could make us as fabulous as, say, Laura Bennett. Her fabulousness does not come in a kit.)
...and, every time I look at Klum I hear her voice screeching, "Sixteeeeen deeezynerz!" or, "Mah-dulls, this is also a competition for you as well." Apparently Bravo decided to give the bitch a script this season because she finally stopped double-pluraling her sentences.
Can anyone find out what type of bra that was?
I want one!!!!!!!
Well she advertises The Body by Victoria Sercets, so that would be my guess.
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