It's easy to understand why Tim Gunn would inspire so a torrent of mail pledging love, devotion ... various sexual favors ... But, none could compare to your epistle to the great Saint of Parsons and Bravo!
If I were Tim Gunn, I would take you over Tanya anyday!
Beware boys. The last time a wannabe named Tanya was looking to take over the top spot there was a baseball bat involved and figure skating, as we knew it, was changed forever. Just remember she ain't got no, uh, "dog" in this fight...
Oh hell no, she should have done her research before she even tried to post that sloppy seconds post to Tim, cause yours was and will always be the best, so she needs to back off!!
oh please, not even close. wannabe, and i'm sure she read you, but not there. not even in the same town. oh . . . well, she is in philly, yes? wench. slap that girl up the noggin.
okay, THIS IS SERIOUS: what are you going to do for US, your fantastic fans, when the 'way is over? seriously, this is bugging me and i am certain that other inquiring minds want to know.
Oh Lords of Mount Blahnik, The Good Book warns us all to beware of false prophets. Have mercy on her, for she knows not what she does. (Meaning: The bitch is not only a plagiarist, she's stupid, to boot -- which, btw, is probably a Sketchers knock-off.)
Her sticky note has nothing on your ardent epistle. In fashioning the love letter she is the Vincent to your Michael. And we all know how Tim Gunn would respond: TB/Vincent: missed the mark...a disaster... PRGB#1/Michael: fabulous...inspired...it was just a phenomenon. I was thrilled for him and proud of him.
And the way she backs away from "not THAT kind of daddy." Pul-lease! If you don't AT LEAST want Tim Gunn to be THAT kind of daddy then don't even bother trying.
"The simple answer is WE DON'T KNOW. We weren't expecting to have "fans" at all!"
Surely you jest. I suspect that in your day to day life, folks follow you in a little herd, waiting for the pearls which drop from your lips. . . . Y'all have a little time to think of something. Best get on it. I suspect you'll have a bigass herd of stalkers on ya if you don't continue in some manner.
Fucking Philly-Tramp. I mean, I get plagarizing shit -- whatever -- but in this day and age of the Internet/Blog-o-mania, at least be smart about it. If you ARE going to rip off someone else's funnier blog entry, publish it in the actual shitty newspaper - and not on the web-only blog they give you because your writing sucks. I mean, at least if it was actually in print, no one would read it/connect the dots to the REAL source. Lame. Lame. Lame. Plus, like how late in the game is this bitch? I mean, it's September 2006 and she's just NOW expositing on her Tim Gunn love. Even the lamer-varieties of newspaper blogs were on this issue last spring. Wow...way to be ahead of the curve there Missy. I mean, next thing you know TV Guide will put Klum on their cover twice in under-six months and EW will give Gunn a shared cover too. Oh, wait...
Writers have been unceremoniously booted from large metropolitan newspapers for less! Not only the subject matter, but the tone, the comparisons, everything but the Underoos reference. Doesn't she think anyone READS Project Rungay? At least anyone in Philly?
Puh-leeze. She can't even hold a teeny, tiny candle to your love letter to Tim. Hers was superficial and stank to high heavens of jumping on the bandwagon. Yours was heartfelt and funny and fabulous.
Um... seriously. She is a (sic) professional journalist. You boys go kick her sorry plagarizing ass-- no wait. You boys go bitch about this to her "I've-been-living-in-a-hole-for-the-past-three-years" editor. See what she has to say about publishing plagarism in her paper.
[yawn] That pale version was so boring I didn't even finish reading it. It was like watching last comic standing with someone making airline jokes or IRS jokes. OOh cutting edge. (And I agree you should do top chef next!)
Ok now that pisses me off. I, as in I, referred to my GAYBOYS as the "yin and yang" to Tim Gunn now "Tanya" immediately channels this same metaphor? That is wrong, stealing, theft, ripoff, petty thievery. Oh I wanna.................
She's a hack, plain and simple. Gee guys, I just had a computer crash and was trying to find this blog again. You would be amazed....or maybe you wouldnt...about how many times this blog is mentioned on the search engine.
Don't worry girlfriends, you are creating more buzz than those bees in Tanya's literary bonnet!
Missy T from the Phiily News can't hold a candle to you original glorious Love Gunn post. Yours was from the heart. Hers is from the hack.
ReplyDeleteIt's easy to understand why Tim Gunn would inspire so a torrent of mail pledging love, devotion ... various sexual favors ... But, none could compare to your epistle to the great Saint of Parsons and Bravo!
ReplyDeleteIf I were Tim Gunn, I would take you over Tanya anyday!
Your devoted apostle,
Brian
After your brilliant love letter to Tim, it's clear to me he'll be joining you guys for a threesome any day now.
ReplyDeleteWell, there went breakfast!
ReplyDeleteJust more proof how smart and funny you guys are! I'm sure Tim has you in his Favoritess File!
Brian
Oh no she didn't...
ReplyDeleteNext thing you know, Tanya is going to be coming home, slipping off her tacky plastic Payless coasters, and starting her own clever blog.
I think you should write Tanya a letter :)
Even I can write a better love letter than that hack.
ReplyDeleteShe is beneath you, darlings! I wouldn't even deign to mention it.
ReplyDeleteCoyright infringement, anyone?
ReplyDeleteBeware boys. The last time a wannabe named Tanya was looking to take over the top spot there was a baseball bat involved and figure skating, as we knew it, was changed forever. Just remember she ain't got no, uh, "dog" in this fight...
ReplyDeleteI'll lend you my nails to scratch her.
ReplyDeleteOh hell no, she should have done her research before she even tried to post that sloppy seconds post to Tim, cause yours was and will always be the best, so she needs to back off!!
ReplyDeleteblech!! that article from the inquirer was awful! not funny. not cute. and totally boring!!
ReplyDeletedefinitely beneath you...
This is one of the funniest things I've ever read, "If they made Tim Gunn Underoos, I'd have a drawerful."
ReplyDeleteSmooooooooooooooooooooooch I love you guys!
oh please, not even close. wannabe, and i'm sure she read you, but not there. not even in the same town. oh . . . well, she is in philly, yes? wench. slap that girl up the noggin.
ReplyDeleteokay, THIS IS SERIOUS: what are you going to do for US, your fantastic fans, when the 'way is over? seriously, this is bugging me and i am certain that other inquiring minds want to know.
Oh, no, she didn't. You go, girls.
ReplyDeleteThat should put the bitch in her place.
Oh Lords of Mount Blahnik,
ReplyDeleteThe Good Book warns us all to beware of false prophets. Have mercy on her, for she knows not what she does. (Meaning: The bitch is not only a plagiarist, she's stupid, to boot -- which, btw, is probably a Sketchers knock-off.)
Belle: The simple answer is WE DON'T KNOW. We weren't expecting to have "fans" at all!
ReplyDeleteHer sticky note has nothing on your ardent epistle. In fashioning the love letter she is the Vincent to your Michael. And we all know how Tim Gunn would respond:
ReplyDeleteTB/Vincent: missed the mark...a disaster...
PRGB#1/Michael: fabulous...inspired...it was just a phenomenon. I was thrilled for him and proud of him.
And the way she backs away from "not THAT kind of daddy." Pul-lease! If you don't AT LEAST want Tim Gunn to be THAT kind of daddy then don't even bother trying.
Cunt.
ReplyDelete"The simple answer is WE DON'T KNOW. We weren't expecting to have "fans" at all!"
ReplyDeleteSurely you jest. I suspect that in your day to day life, folks follow you in a little herd, waiting for the pearls which drop from your lips. . . . Y'all have a little time to think of something. Best get on it. I suspect you'll have a bigass herd of stalkers on ya if you don't continue in some manner.
Needless to say, I adore you darlings.
Fucking Philly-Tramp. I mean, I get plagarizing shit -- whatever -- but in this day and age of the Internet/Blog-o-mania, at least be smart about it. If you ARE going to rip off someone else's funnier blog entry, publish it in the actual shitty newspaper - and not on the web-only blog they give you because your writing sucks. I mean, at least if it was actually in print, no one would read it/connect the dots to the REAL source. Lame. Lame. Lame. Plus, like how late in the game is this bitch? I mean, it's September 2006 and she's just NOW expositing on her Tim Gunn love. Even the lamer-varieties of newspaper blogs were on this issue last spring. Wow...way to be ahead of the curve there Missy. I mean, next thing you know TV Guide will put Klum on their cover twice in under-six months and EW will give Gunn a shared cover too. Oh, wait...
ReplyDeleteLAME.
Sweeties, you win Project Gunn-way by a mile! Everyone else is just a cheap knockoff!
ReplyDeletekath
Surely you boys are going to do a Top ChefGay! Please. You must.
ReplyDeleteTheprgrayboys: OK, but don't call us Shirely.
Writers have been unceremoniously booted from large metropolitan newspapers for less! Not only the subject matter, but the tone, the comparisons, everything but the Underoos reference. Doesn't she think anyone READS Project Rungay? At least anyone in Philly?
ReplyDeleteJust sitting here in my Gunnderoos wondering WTF with that chick? Youse boys want I should mess up her Barbies after school tomorrow?
ReplyDeletePuh-leeze. She can't even hold a teeny, tiny candle to your love letter to Tim. Hers was superficial and stank to high heavens of jumping on the bandwagon. Yours was heartfelt and funny and fabulous.
ReplyDeleteUm... seriously. She is a (sic) professional journalist. You boys go kick her sorry plagarizing ass-- no wait. You boys go bitch about this to her "I've-been-living-in-a-hole-for-the-past-three-years" editor. See what she has to say about publishing plagarism in her paper.
ReplyDeleteI'm annoyed.
You boys are faboolicious. -mwah-
[yawn] That pale version was so boring I didn't even finish reading it. It was like watching last comic standing with someone making airline jokes or IRS jokes. OOh cutting edge. (And I agree you should do top chef next!)
ReplyDeleteOk now that pisses me off. I, as in I, referred to my GAYBOYS as the "yin and yang" to Tim Gunn now "Tanya" immediately channels this same metaphor? That is wrong, stealing, theft, ripoff, petty thievery. Oh I wanna.................
ReplyDeleteWrong I tell you...W R O N G!!!!!!!!
Since you're a man, you can't hit that woman. So, here, use this mace whilst I find a nice plaid-and-jersey-clad dyke to snatch her baldheaded.
ReplyDeleteAND you guys would n-e-e-e-e-ver dress in head to toe green like that.
ReplyDeleteI hope we're not above getting together with Jay McCarroll and stabbing some bitches...
ReplyDeleteShe's a hack, plain and simple. Gee guys, I just had a computer crash and was trying to find this blog again. You would be amazed....or maybe you wouldnt...about how many times this blog is mentioned on the search engine.
ReplyDeleteDon't worry girlfriends, you are creating more buzz than those bees in Tanya's literary bonnet!
Snap!!
Around the world and a backsnap! to you Lea!
ReplyDeleteFirst, you guys could take Tanya every day of the week and twice on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteSecond, after the season finale, perhaps you could cover Ugly Betty? You've gotta cover something. :-)
So, I pretty much agree with you, but I can't be sure you guys are prettier than that bitch. You guys need to show us photos to prove it.
ReplyDeleteTear the hair out by the roots.
ReplyDeleteYours is much much better.
ReplyDelete