Darlings, when it came down to the wire and it was the Bitches vs. the ... well, the Bitches, we couldn't help but cheer a little bit wh...

Well, we're out of dresses to make fun of so how about a little mid-season report card? Darlings, we think we have our finger on the pul...

Okay, poodles, which one of these adorable little ragamuffins takes the prize tonight? Bowl Cut, Punky Brewster or Baby Blues? Give us your ...

Kittens, let's pretend for a moment that there's any real possibility that Rami might not make it to the final 3. It's hard, we ...

So, how about that big pile of nothing last night? Heidi hates VictorYA! VictorYA hates everybody! Rami and Chris are lovers! Carmen is a bi...