The Tom & Lorenzo Archives: 2006 -2011
Our current site is here: www.tomandlorenzo.com

Here is a picture of Angela.

Labels:

Here is where we will say something amusing about this picture of Angela.

Whoops! Look at the time! We're...uh, late for a thing. You guys do it.
140 comments:

This confirms my suspicions that she had a tattoo in her bosom.

Delightfully dorky? If she embraces her inner dork, great for her. If she takes it seriously, oy.


All I see is the martian from the Bugs bunny cartoons when I look at that so-called top she is wearing. I can't wait to see what everyone says....my mind is numb on this one.


It's Pippi Longstocking in Space!!


Oh my. It looks like Janet Reno and Xena Warrior Princess went through the teleporter together.


Scarier yet, it looks like she's at a craft fair or somewhere in PUBLIC!

Good thing she's harmless to all but herself.

Imagine how scarred for life any of her future children will be to find that picture in Mommy's drawer.


It's Jubilee Jumbles new Space Camp
Program.

Oh come on people, wake up, I can't do this all myself!


it just goes to show why wwfan comes here to lmao and pee in my pants
its always a pratical joke partee here
dog gone it. scheitzer. T&L always leave wwfan SPEECHLESS.
MMMMMM WII ALL OF U


What? No Fleurchons?


And she thought Vincent was crazy! He only made other people wear scary crap like that, opting for basics himself. She actually wears her crazy crap with PRIDE!!


Shasta McNasty!


looks like a rennaisance festival

I go to those... I am always a delightfully stylish fairy though!


Man was that harsh to see first thing on a Monday morning before coffee.


Angela, we love you but whatever you do with Jeffrey, keep it in the dungeon, please!!

skrinkles,
~Maddie


ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


Oh Lordy!! Hard to believe but she found something worse than the fleurchons! Hmmm, maybe she has a summer job as a character in some theme park???


Catherine Malandrino was right, she IS from another world...one where the women don't shave their underarms, it appears.


This is a joke, right?

Else she's with an avant garde roadside theatre group playing the part of an Amazon alien in a one stoplight town.


what happened to her penchant for ribbon fripperies(I forget the word for those flower pustules that erupted on all her creations); Big change in design, but I don't see the imrovement.


Wow. That looks like a ren-faire, but... well, Angela, darling, that's not rennaissance. That's... well... something you should definitely keep in your bedroom.


NO!NO! MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!! They're bleeding. TAKE IT AWAY!


Shield and Magic Helmet!


From the neck up it's all Grandma Betty. From the neck down it's all Vagina Dentata whore.

Freud would have a field day with this.


It's for her new movie:

Welcome To The S&M Dollhouse


That should come with some sort of warning!!! It's too early on a Monday to view it!


Someone lied to her.


Realizing she would NEVER be considered a candidate for recruitment on her own merit, Angela thinks if she dresses up, she can be a soldier of fabulosity. Forget it, chica. Jubilee Jumbles doesn't even want you longer.
PS. Shave the pits, honey. That's just nasty.


Forget the New Year's resolution. The diet starts today. I just lost my appetite.


This look makes me miss fleurchons. I thought that would never happen.


please, god...don't let that be hair peeking out from her armpits


My only question with that is “What the fuck was she thinking?”


They apparantly do not have Fairy Godfathers in her part of the country.


"Layne said...
please, god...don't let that be hair peeking out from her armpits"

ROFL.


Is this for real??


Oh dear god...WHY? or more importantly....WHYYYYYYYY??????


Xena and ponytails? WTF?


Oh, Jesus.


Oh, geezuz! As Tim would say.


Dood.

I'm all for embracing their dorkiness. Heck, I'm a dork/geek/nerd too.

But unshaved armpits? No. Yeah, that's plain nastee. Fuck women's revolution. That's yucky.

Not shaving your legs during winter and keeping them inside pants: Ok.

Not shaving your armpits and waving it in public: Eww.


Exhibit "A" in the Keslar v. Keslar divorce.


I can't.... look at her... ahhh, blinding! Arm pit hair? Eww.
Seriously, let's hope that this is a pre-Project Runway photo before she had a stylist slap her hand and tell her what to wear. Because if this is a post-PR photo.....ugh, I just can't fathom someone being that unstylish and stupid, but she did invent fleurchons.....
Jubilee Jumbles indeed, she's probably at the fall '06 Rennaissance Festival, the hairy cow.


Don't tell me Bravo's reviving Circus of the Stars!

Seeing this is like having a bad song stuck in your head! I'm calling in sick for work today!

Brian


Well, to quote another of my favorite bloggers, Manolo,

"Ayyyyy!"

Okay, so really, who sent that to you? Angela? It looks kind of like someone photoshopped her head on a ren faire maiden's body. But if not, then the glasses are a nice touch!


It's Nerda, the Princess Warrior.


I bet Jeffrey made her wear that, the bastard.

But I agree that she embraces her inner dork, which is much more refreshing than those pathetic posers whose lives are nothing but an endless chase of 'cool' (which makes THEM the biggest dorks of all).

--Gotham Tomato


That's some serious ugly.


I guess she does have "titoo" after all. But it's the unshaven pits that horrify me!

And is her face redder than the leather??


that other speechless redhead

I tried but I just couldn't find the words. Does she have on a puffy leather skirt like Marvin the Martian with hightop basketball shoes?


Has Tim Gunn seen this?

Oh, well. At least the pit hair color matches the head hair color. Points for coordination?

Wow.


AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

My eyes! My eyes!


Okay, that was an overshare!


Is it bad to admit that I think that the leather whatever is actually from that crapfest Elektra with Jennifer Garner?

It's still quite the horrid picture. Although, to dare let this picture see the light of day takes some serious chutzpah.


Did she design that?


The PIT HAIR is long enough to braid!? Eeeewwww. Too early in the morning for this. I need to go purge or something.


What would Holly Hobbie say? I do like how the glasses coordinate with the "bodice."

Dorks rule!


The hair is too "matchy -matchy" someone take a matchy to it! PLEASE


WRONG WRONG on so many levels. Unless, do you think she is intending to enter the Hair Harpy Cage Match on your other side?


DAYUM


Nerda, Fashion Warrior Princess
Season One, Episode One

Nerda and her trusted sidekick, Jeffriella, travel to the Village of Fleurchon, where they must recover the Magical Rosette Gown. They find the gown at the Fluff and Fold Inn, where it had been hidden by Vincenzo the Mad Warlord. Peace is restored to Fleurchon when the Magical Rosette Gown is restored to its rightful owner, Queen Malandrino the Great.

Join us next week when Nerda and Jeffriella enlist the aid of Jaybird the Jokester, in their journey to the Ice Kingdom of Karasaun to rescue Prince Scarlett and his Cape of Glamour from the clutches of the evil but fetching Snow Queen Klumella.

Ok, too much time on my hands.


"nso said...Nerda, Fashion Warrior

...Peace is restored to Fleurchon when the Magical Rosette Gown is restored to its rightful owner, Queen Malandrino the Great..."

ROFL. That is HILARIOUS, nso!!!
I can't wait for Part 2.


oh my gosh.... this almost ruins my lunch!
at least you guys have to tell us where did you get the photo!!! please.....


Bad, bad, bad. That's just real bad.

Titoo, leather, hairy armpits, and pig-tails.

Delicious - not!


She really needs some gays in her corner advising her. But with a picture like this, what gay would want to be associated with her?


Oh.....mYYYYYY....GOOOOOOOOOOODD!


[shudder]... I can cope with the hair, but the tittoo is seriously creeping me out, and the gladiatress thing is... I'm scared.


You like it? Thanks. Yes, I designed it myself. It's often mistaken for an Yves St. Laurent.


ARM PIT HAIR??!?!?!?????

What is up with her?


Nso,
When they make Nerda into the companion movies to go w/ Eragon for the SCI FI Channel, can I buy the cartoon rights? BRILLIANT!


PRGayBoys:
Why the hell aren't you whispering in Angela's ear? Sure, it'll come out the other ear, but at least try to give this bitch a fashion sense! Hell, ANY sense! Who walks out of their house thinking that "whateverthehellitis" is a good idea?


really? the arm pit hair is the worst thing in this picture?

it just grew there, where Mother Nature put it. that red thing is on purpose.


"Anonymous said...
Exhibit "A" in the Keslar v. Keslar divorce.

10:15 AM"

HAHAHAHA, stellar!


My husband says:

Giddyup!

-- desertwind


it's Ugly Betty, Rainbow Bright, and Xena all in one outfit.
and I thought Pepper was deranged...


Grrrrrl, I TOLD you ta stay outta Tim Gunn's closet, thems Private!!!!!


P.S. Angela, a little make-up and a brush never hurt anybody.


Ugh, Tone up, ditch the dorky glasses, straighten the hair, and ditch the dorky smile, and it could work as a nice dominatrix outfit.


I must come to the defense of armpit hair.

Believe me girls: All the good boys love it.

('course my '75-'78 leg hair "statement" grossed even myself out.)

So, Viva la France! Shave yer legs and let the armpits flow... (tastefully trimmed in the warmer seasons, of course)

-- desertwind


O. MG. WTF?


We'll see her on HBO's 'Real Sex', swinging with her leather-clad, S&M friends next fall. Watch for it!!


BONDAGE CRAFTS taught by Mistress Angela!

Next we'll make wrist cuffs with needlepoint, and have a lesson on molding our own gag balls out of beeswax, but first ... gimp masks out of naturally dried sheep's bladder!


EWWWWWWW! There is just so much that is wrong in this picture that it ahs taken me all day to become sensate again! Sick and Wrong!


I see Angela is all dressed up and ready for her casting call for the remake of Barbarella. Girl, you are so Fondalicious.


I refuse to go there...


oh, you queens, maybe it's all for a good cause. On my recent sojourn to post-Katrina south Louisiana, I saw a poster that said, "New Orleans needs better dikes." I swear, I think Angela's muffy pits were supposed to grace that poster. why else would she want to look uglier than a FEMA trailer in a windstorm?


fashion curmudgeon

My eyes are bleeding. The worst thing is that she is both happy and proud of this looks.

Somebody needs to seriously revanp her meds.


I doubt that that's Angela's work. As others have pointed out, the background looks like a ren Faire. Unfortunately, in recent years, the Ren Faire scene has been overrun with dorks who think people actually dressed like this in the 1600's, and other dorks with more money than sense who buy the crap. The real Renaissance was one of the most sartorially gorgeous times the world has ever known, so why oh WHY do people persist in such wretchedness?


Hi guys,

We're getting a lot of emails asking where we got the picture. Here's where the picture came from. Scroll down a bit.

T&L


My Question Is ... Is She Wearing ANYTHING On The BOTTOM?

Because It Sure Dosn't Look Like It!

EWWWWWW


" A fellow vendor ~ I forgot her name"

OMG! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! I'm crying here...


" Lelê said...

" A fellow vendor ~ I forgot her name"

OMG! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!! I'm crying here... "


LOL. You're SO funny, Lele : - )


On the website that the Boys found this picture, I LOVE how the webmaster wrote this caption under her picture:

"A fellow Vendor, (I forgot your name!) "

How fitting.


Angela actually has a nice body, but "her taste level just isn't there." Maybe she left it on the planet Xenon in the 16th century!


doesn't this look a little too... well constructed to be angela's work?

(i'm not going to make a klingon joke.)


these were taken from the macy's tour. this picture of angela is ok...but the one of TIM GUNN in chaps and a jockstrap and a ball gag is even better.


The funniest thing about this pic is that prior to Project Runway, she was actually peddling her wares at Renn Faires, seeing that she was another vendor. At least as recently as 2002. Hmmmm... not many Yves St. Laurent knock-offs at Renn Faires.

The armpit hair is completely gross.


It was like the Mediterranean Island of Lesbos let out for a mid-day lunch party and all the girls took turns being "Dirty Diana."


OMG. I just spotted her pits. I can't find words right now.


...but the one of TIM GUNN in chaps and a jockstrap and a ball gag is even better.


Wait, what?!


mk (not michael kors)

In her defense, it looks like she was modeling/trying on the studded leatherware being sold by the vendor who posted this photo. I'm sure Angela's wares were as be-fleurchoned as ever.

And re: the pit hair -- eh, whatev'. Once you've gone to a women's college, it's not all that shocking to see. Seeing it on Angela does explain even more about why her aesthetic just doesn't work in the world of Fashion-with-a-capital-F.


this is too horrible to be true. really.


Angela is beautiful...


Please!! A warning next time! My retinas are permanently mutilated!


"nso said...
Nerda, Fashion Warrior Princess
Season One, Episode One

Nerda and her trusted sidekick, Jeffriella, travel to the Village of Fleurchon, where they must recover the Magical Rosette Gown. They find the gown at the Fluff and Fold Inn, where it had been hidden by Vincenzo the Mad Warlord. Peace is restored to Fleurchon when the Magical Rosette Gown is restored to its rightful owner, Queen Malandrino the Great.

Join us next week when Nerda and Jeffriella enlist the aid of Jaybird the Jokester, in their journey to the Ice Kingdom of Karasaun to rescue Prince Scarlett and his Cape of Glamour from the clutches of the evil but fetching Snow Queen Klumella."

LMAO!!!!!


She looks like she's either dressed up for a rennaisance faire or one of those Dungeons and Dragons Live Action Roleplays...

...This almost looks like something you'd find in a humorous family tree...with the same person's head pasted on different bodies from different time periods...


Oh, hello, Angela, nice, um, nice, um, I got nothin'. She looked better in her crotch protected pants.


OMG, that's so funny that they forgot her name! LOL


potty mouth princess

Let's hope she's shaved (anything) in the four years since that Ren Faire horror shot.

She didn't change the glasses, yo.


Jesus.
1) this was in 2002.
2) just because she's wearing it doesn't mean she designed it.

I won't even try to get into an argument about arm pit hair on the internet, though. Especially Project Rungay.


Dahlings, Trinity in Red is hot, hot, hot!

Do please showcase her in your other blog, which is also fantastic.

Kudos to you for garnering over one hundred comments. I go nuts when I see four on my blog!


I can hear Tim Gunn saying "Oh Jesus." Amen.


Well, this photo explains a lot.


This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.

oh come on! This looks absolutely gorgeous with the green baggy pants, especially the pair with POLKA dots in her "area"... and two big rosettes on the back......... bbbbbarf


Oh, guys, lighten up. She's just dressed as the Leather Dorkness of Dorkonia for Dork Fest '02. And I mean that in a nice way. I've been to plenty of Dork Fests myself. I have never dressed in anything quite so unflattering as *that*, but it's a dress-up fair. Like Halloween, only with gleeful historical inaccuracies and faux jousting and stuff. It's not as if she's going to a cocktail party in that outfit. This is just a costume, pure and simple. The stuff she wore on PR was much, MUCH worse.


Can't see why this is any worse than Jay with the white fur wrap and hairdo. Or his Jesus look.


Oh- the photo of Jay is on the blog here from 11-13-06


I don't think she made it herself, unless she made all of the other ones people are wearing in different pictures on the website where it's posted.

Even if she did...the redeeming quality is that it looks well made and has a good fit.


That had BETTER be a Ren-faire or sumptim...although the hair and glasses are, um, a bit anachronistic...

Xena, Warrier Seamstress! Gyahhhh


I love this blog and its snarkiness, but this post and comments are just mean-spirited. What's the big deal...she was a vendor at a fair and dressed up in a costume that about a dozen other women wore there. So it's not the most flattering picture, who gives a f*ck? Thanks for the witch-burning party, Tom and Lorenzo, I'm glad we can all feel a little better about ourselves now.

And don't act stupid, like you guys weren't the ones who commented. You knew what you were doind.


For those who've pondered what Angela was wearing on the bottom in that pic, if you go to the link the PRGayboys posted above, and scroll further down on the site past Agela's pic, you will see the entire outfit on another woman, identified as "the lady in red." There are also pics of a version of the outfit in black.

All I can say is, aaaaiiiiyyyyyeeeeee!


As Catherine Malandrino said - Angela is no jet setter.

clearly.


It's like a scene of an accident where all the other people slow down to watch and you're the one stuck behind them... you get all pissy... and then when you are determined not to look at the accident, you just have to stare.


" Anonymous said...

I love this blog and its snarkiness, but this post and comments are just mean-spirited."

If you love this blog so much and are so concerned with this post and comments (yes, mine included), why don't you identify yourself? You see, I do love this blog too, but I have a name.

It's very easy to criticize if you can do it anonymously, but it is about as honorable as triping someone from behind and then running away.


"uh, late for a thing."

LOL. That's from Sex and the City, isn't it?


Dear god - that's from my hometown. I'm so embarrassed.

How on earth did you guys find that??


Lordy! That is HIDEOUS!!! My eyes are burning... Ewww....


I, uh...

Yeah.


Oh, my.

I am turning into my mother. My first thought was "You went out of the house without makeup?"

I do go out sometimes... but I don't desperately need foundation or a dermatologist. I didn't even notice the armpit hair at first... I agree, probably a costume, and I'm honest enough to say whatever she wears, she has a great body shape so what the hell... go for it. (I certainly wouldn't do as well)

UT, the skin on her face makes mine hurt. Poor thing.

Gotta go put on some lotion...


GayBoys! What were you doing wandering around a site called "Leather Lore"???

XXXmas shopping...

-- desertwind


Send it over to fark.com for photoshopping.


toddny:

I agree that the anonymous who posted mean-spirited things about our mean-spiritedness is, um, mean-spirited, but some of us don't have names. By which I mean, we don't have these-here type blogs. I put a name on my posts, but it's not my name. Even if I had a blog, the name on it wouldn't be my own. We are all more or less anonymous here, really. Some slightly more than others. I agree though, it's nice to be able to have a name when replying to others' comments, like I just did, with yours.


Jennifer wrote - Dear god - that's from my hometown. I'm so embarrassed.

MINE TOO!!
I used to go the the Baycarfters Ren Faire (I made a dress with a big pointy hat out of old sheets and entered the costume contest)!!
Freakishly small world!

And yeah, I think you have to allow people the fun of trying on inappropriate clothes at Renn Faires.


The original picture says "Hello fellow vendor (I forgot your name!)" FORGOT HER NAME!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHH!! OH the irony!!!!


Anonymous said...

I love this blog and its snarkiness, but this post and comments are just mean-spirited. What's the big deal...she was a vendor at a fair and dressed up in a costume that about a dozen other women wore there. So it's not the most flattering picture, who gives a f*ck? Thanks for the witch-burning party, Tom and Lorenzo, I'm glad we can all feel a little better about ourselves now.

Are you kidding?
LOOK AT HER! This picture invites everything that comes at it. I'd bet you good money Angela has seen this & is laughing her ass off. On this blog alone 131 people have made an effort to discuss her! That's part of the exposure territory. Lighten up, Porkpie. We're not burning bunnies here, OK!


All that's missing is the fleurschons.


Xena warrior princess oppppps not really more like Angela fahsion victim!


The quarter-back mated with the librarian during a game of Dungeons and Dragons, and this is the daughter they produced.


I do admire Angela's willingness to be herself -- no matter what. It isn't my style but she has a brave heart and willingness to put herself out there. Good for her!

I'm not burning any bunnies here --I hope -- but please enough with unshaven armpits. There should be a permission slip all need to sign before being exposed to such a thing. It's just something I'd like a little warning about, okay? :-)


Layne said...

please, god...don't let that be hair peeking out from her armpits

you know, I like to think that god wouldn't be too concerned with armpit hair; I mean he / she / mother nature whoever put it there in the 1st place ... perhaps you have something a little more worthwhile to ask of god


Is her husband into Renaissance festivals? That looks scary.


Oh Yeah, there is some "serious ugly" happening here... she is B-A-N-A-N-A-s


the background looks like she's at a Renaissance faire....
trying to dress the part of the medival knight hooker. lol





BALMAIN for women

Blog Archive

Search This Blog

Loading...

Project Runway