"I never dress down. I think that when you're 42 years old and you have 5 children, it's a slippery slope to sweatpants and a minivan, so I just don't go there."
Oh, Honey. We had a feeling those words were going to come back to bite you in the ass. All you need is a cigarette dangling from your lips and a Pabst Blue Ribbon in one hand and you could tell people you're Laura's trailer park cousin. In fact, that's the explanation we're going with because we refuse to believe that's you.