Oh, Uli. What are we gonna do with you?
GET OUT! We fell off our couch, we were so shocked! The twists and turns just keep on coming with the little German Dressmaker Who Could! Stun us again, Uli! Say something like "For this episode, I'm going to speak only with a German accent." Brilliance!
Aww, we love her. She's a sweetheart, but she's so predictable. Everyone take a shot each time she says "Miami." On second thought, don't. You'll pass out before the judging.
Anyway, the dress...what is there to say?
Not that she needs them, but props need to be given to Nina. We joke about her being a bitch, but damn if she doesn't know her stuff. One suggestion from her and the dress looked about a thousand times prettier and more interesting.
But wait, what's this?
YES! We knew there was a little teutonic bitch under that adorable exterior! Let her out more often, Girl! She needs some air!
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Terrific post.
I especially loved how Michael Kors went into that whole "I live in dah varm vezzah" imitation of her!
I love me a print or two, but Uli needs to add some solids to her fashion repertoire. Her constant barrage of loose floral dresses is making me have Mrs.Roper flashbacks.
You guys kill me. But, seriously, if you lived in the Miami/Ft. Lauderdale area you'd know that the majority of people dress like sh*t here. I'm tired of seeing people in shorts and flip flops everywhere, and I mean *everywhere* and funerals. Uli dresses would be a refreshing change! I'm headed to the beach on Sunday and just might make an Uli-inspired dress of my own. :-)
Look at her runway show -- there's a long-sleeved TURTLENECK dress! Mini, of course, but did Alter-Uli design that one?
If I go before Angela, it's gonna be embarrassing.
We definitely needed more Uli this season. If you have nothing good to say about Angela . . . come sit next to me.
Remember that, after Katy was kicked off, Uli and Bonnie discussed whether they'd have to move in with the other contestants. Uli was OK with it "except just not Angela."
Bahahaha. Woman after my own heart.
I'm a Floridian, too, and I do like Uli's outfits, although, like spicy food, she has a tendency to repeat.
I love me some Uli -- who else designs a dress to wear "vhen you get vasted?" I also think that her dresses are the most commercial of all the designers. I bet if she had an outlet in Las Vegas, vhair ve alzo haf hot whezzer, and people tend to dress, uh, colorfully, her dresses would sell really well.
Check out this dress from design darling Marc Jacobs. Looks a bit Uli with that funky sleeve-cap combo, no?
Oh my gosh, Gidget Bananas, that dress from Marc Jacobs looks like her parachute just landed! No wonder the judges didn't get completely turned off by Uli's weird and useless sleeves! They're a STATEMENT!
if you ever watch the bonus footage, you will see more of uli being freaking hilarious. "jeffrey's search for fleurchamps" is particularly funny.
Good goddess, that Marc dress isn't anything like Uli's stuff - just because it's flowy? That's like comparing Uli to Diane von Furstenberg because they do prints. Not only is it a tulip skirt over shorts, but despite the flou, it's got more to do with vintage Balenciaga in its construction than anything else.
Michael thinking: "Damn! I should have used the black and white for my jacket!"
Uli thinking: "Damn! I should have used the peach and white for my dress!"
Model thinking: "It's Liza with a Z, not Lisa with an S, cause Lisa with an S goes "S-S-S", not Z-Z-Z!"
Brian
I wonder if the designers have "helpers" again like last season for their final fashion show. Maybe someone else designed the turtleneck, or better yet...let's imagine they made each remaining designer make a sketch and then they had to trade them with each other and then had to make the other designers 13th outfit or something CRAZY like that...who knows?
Jenn in Vegas
Uli, and Angela, those words don't go together....It is like Rap and Music!
Teutonic bitch - LMAO, as usual. I'm getting a little addicted to you two! Hey, did anyone else get a kick out of Mr. Kors imitation of Uli's accent? Or did you cover that already? Hysterical.
Teutonic bitch - LMAO, as usual. I'm getting a little addicted to you two! Hey, did anyone else get a kick out of Mr. Kors imitation of Uli's accent? Or did you cover that already? Hysterical.
The whole "you need to use all the fabric" was beyond ridiculous and not at all necessary. All the "drama" was provided by bringing back Vincent and Angela.
All I can think of now is that's why he won the Everyday Woman challenge. Uli had already won the Dog challenge and they knew Vincent probably wan't going to last much longer but that they would bring him back as a "benefit" of winning because he made for good TV, but awful clothes.
I really thought PR was above that low of a level of reality TV crap.
The worst part is, once you see she has a print, you know what's comming. Maybe if she didn't use prints or make a halter. Or a long dress. If she abstained from those three things, I think she'd be fine.
I remember earlier in the season, she and Bannie were talking about moving in with the other girls, and Uli said it'd be fine, but "just not Angela." I forgot about that until just now.
I just about fell over on the sofa when Uli had the NERVE to utter "Beach","hippee" and dress, in a sentence. I wanted to say "stay back at least 3 feet" away from everyone, with that dress Uli. Not another hippee,hanging,beach-y dress. Nooooooooooooo....back.....get....back.....stay back.
uber-uli
actually, my friend and i really did make up a drinking game where you drink everytime tim says "make it work" or when anyone says "runway" needless to say, it gets us pretty drunk.
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